The very first thing I saw this morning when I got up was everyone yelling about Kim Kardashian’s Givenchy dress at last night’s punk-themed Met Gala. Was Kim’s dress “punk”? No. Was it flattering? No. Was it cute in any way? No. But I still want to defend it, kind of.

Life & Style says that Kim decided “at the last minute” to wear this floral disaster, and she had to get it radically altered to fit her expanding pregnant body. Apparently, “She’s gained a lot of weight in her arms and her stylist has told her she should not show them off. So her dress now has sleeves when it was sleeveless before.” So that’s why the dress has SLEEVE-GLOVES?! Apparently, “Kanye is annoyed, as the dress is by his best friend Riccardo Tisci at Givenchy, and he feels embarrassed that Kim is messing with a beautiful piece of art.” Well, Kanye doesn’t look happy with her on the carpet, but he hasn’t looked happy with her in a while.

Obviously, there are a lot of problems with this dress, but really, people… it could have been SO MUCH WORSE. The floral fabric looks like a 1980s couch, the built-in gloves are giving her hands an “optical illusion” vibe, and I wish her hair was different. But still. It could have been way worse.

PS… OMG, her shoes are made from the same fabric. The Met Gala is not a bridesmaid convention!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week is all about how Kanye West is totally over the Kardashian thing and he has no interest in marrying Kim. I kind of doubted the story when I was covering it yesterday, and someone sent us a tip about Kanye’s Facebook page in which Kanye might have been talking about how much he was looking forward to becoming a father and how much he loved Kim. Then Kanye deleted everything off of his Twitter feed and he tweeted this:

And in case you’re wondering, the one person he’s “following” is Kim. So what is going down on June 18th? Is that Kim’s due date? Is that the date of her scheduled C-section? Or is it – as I theorized to myself yesterday – the date in which Kanye and Kim will get married? Radar says Kanye has finally set a date! Sort of.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally set a wedding date, and RadarOnline.com has all the details. After months of will-they-or-won’t-they speculation, the couple is going to tie the knot in a lavish wedding in the Los Angeles area right after the birth of their child, an insider close to reality TV’s first family tells Radar exclusively.

Kim is set to exchange “I do’s” wearing an “ethereal white wedding dress,” the source said, and wants a location “where they can hear the waves and be married under the moon and stars.

“Kim’s choice at the moment is a starlight ceremony in California’s Big Sur,” the insider added, noting that Kanye has signed off on all of the stipulations, as well as signing off on whichever wedding planner she chooses.

But don’t think that Kim is going to be making all of the decisions about the wedding — or in this relationship. Kanye has made it completely clear to Kim that he does not want ANY media at the wedding and they will not sell their wedding photos for profit.

“Instead, Kanye says they should consider a donation to one of Kim’s charities like the Skin Cancer Foundation, or Mattel Children’s Hospital in a deal around the wedding for a short film,” the insider said.

The decision to marry right after the baby is born came after Kim ended her year-and-a-half long battle with ex-husband Kris Humphries. Of course this is all dependent on the paperwork for Kim’s divorce being finalized in time!

The insider said the superstar couple have been talking “about marriage for a long time, so it’s not like Kanye is going to propose and they’ll get engaged — its been something they’ve been looking forward to for a while during the divorce. Now that Kim’s almost a free woman, she wants an immediate wedding — she wants to marry the father of her baby as soon as possible, but the birth must come first.”

Besides preparing for the birth and wedding, Kim has also been feverishly looking for a home with three nurseries, keeping Kanye, who’s been working in Paris, in the loop on “every tiny detail.”

The insider said that Kim showed Kanye “a folder of houses she’s seen and all her recent scans and medical reports. She had a folder for Kanye to take, so he hasn’t missed any of the baby progress or house choices … they’re both getting more and more excited for the baby.”

[From Radar]

IF Kanye agrees to marry Kim, do you think they’ll wait until after the baby is born? I kind of think that if they’re going to do it, they’ll do it shotgun style. I was trying to figure out the exact date of Kim’s divorce dissolution of whatever but I can’t find it. I think she’s going to be “officially” divorced by the first week of June, which means there’s a window of time where she and Kanye can get married and then she’ll give birth.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Kim Kardashian and her Bump of Doom have taken the cover of this week’s In Touch Weekly. ITW has been on her jock about gaining weight and losing her sexiness and a lot of different things lately. This week’s version is all about how Kanye is totally over this whole mess, and he’s just sticking with Kim because he wants to be in the baby’s life. Allegedly, Kim thought ‘Ye would drop down on one knee as soon as her divorce was finalized, but sources claim Kanye hasn’t even considered buying a ring:

Known for rushing into love quickly, a seven-months-pregnant Kim Kardashian is still ringless after finally being granted an official divorce from NBA player Kris Humphries.

Jeweler Lorraine Schwartz, who created Kim’s custom 20.5-carat engagement ring from Kris, tells In Touch that the process of designing new bling for her friend hasn’t even begun. “I have no idea [what it will look like],” she tells In Touch of the assumed future engagement ring baby daddy Kanye West will present to Kim. “I haven’t done it yet.”

And sources are saying that the famed celebrity jeweler may not want to wait by the phone.

When Kim met up with boyfriend Kanye in NYC on April 24, she thought he had “checked out of their relationship,” an insider close to Kim tells In Touch. “She’s finally free to marry him now that her divorce to Kris [Humphries] is final, but he has absolutely no intention of walking down the aisle with her. He only wants the baby.”

Kanye — who’s living in Paris, 5,700 miles away from his baby mama — has only spent 29 days with Kim since she announced her pregnancy in December. The couple have been dating since spring 2012.

[From In Touch Weekly]

The insider goes on to say that Kanye has realized that Kim is a “worldwide joke” and he’s trying to figure out how to untangle himself. I don’t know, you guys… am I the only one who thinks it’s more complicated than “Kanye is into it” versus “Kanye is over it”? I think Kanye is trying to reposition himself career-wise, I think he knows Kim is bad for his branding, but I think he also kind of loves her and wants to give this whole “having a steady partner and a baby” thing a try. Maybe that’s just wishful thinking on my part.

Anyway, Kim flew from Paris to London yesterday – here are some photos of her in both cities. The photos where it looks like she’s wearing a garbage bag are from London.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris yesterday. According to Fame/Flynet, they spent the day shopping at “Givenchy, Ferragamo, Hermes, Celine and Lanvin” and then they went to L’Avenue for lunch. Aw. They’re like best girlfriends. That seriously sounds like a really fun day – a morning full of shopping at the best boutiques in Paris followed by a great lunch at one of Paris’s best restaurants. It does seem like more of a “girlfriends’ day out” though, right? I’m not trying to stereotype, I’m just saying that most men would not consider that a really fun day. But most men aren’t Kanye West, Fashion Designer and Professional Bon Vivant.

As for Kim’s outfit… I’m tired of complaining. She should not be wearing such high-necked ensembles, but I do like the idea of a long dress with a little cardi. It’s almost flattering. Hopefully Kanye was not really as annoyed as he looks in these photos.

Meanwhile, did you hear that Kim and ‘Ye have asked their friends to give to charity in lieu of baby gifts? Us Weekly reports that Kim and ‘Ye haven’t registered for anything and they aren’t planning to. Instead, they’ve asked friends and families to make a donation to Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children’s Hospital of Chicago. The hospital released a statement too:

“Ann & Robert H. Lurie Children’s Hospital of Chicago would like to extend its sincerest gratitude to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for their thoughtfulness and support of the hospital. Funds donated on behalf of Kardashian and West will be directed to the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit Fund, which will help care for the most critically ill babies and their families. We wish them all the best in the upcoming arrival of their baby.”

[From Us Weekly]

I’m genuinely surprised and pleased. Considering this is a Chi-town hospital, I’m assuming it’s more Kanye than Kim, but even then… wouldn’t you expect both Kanye and Kim to be all about the presents and materialism? Beyonce and Jay-Z didn’t request charitable donations in lieu of gifts. Neither did Duchess Kate and Prince William!!! (Ha! Sorry, I love comparing Kim K. and Duchess Kate – it’s my new favorite thing! Seriously, though – Kate is accepting baby gifts and Kim is not. Discuss.)

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

As we discussed yesterday, Kim Kardashian was having a “miserable” time of it in Greece with her family. The Kardashian-Jenner clan traveled to Greece late last week for an all-expenses-paid (by E!) vacay in which Lamar Odom and Kanye West were not able to attend. And Kim was sad! Because it was humid and she’s super-preggo and all she wants to do is arrange photo-ops with Kanye. So in a rare moment of generosity towards his baby-mama, Kanye West came to Greece for a few hours and then he ordered a private plane for himself and Kim and they went to Paris.

Kim Kardashian is on a European adventure! After spending several days in Mykonos, Greece, with her family — and taping scenes for Keeping Up With the Kardashians, natch — the pregnant reality star received a visit from Kanye West on Monday, Apr. 29, Us Weekly can exclusively report.

The A-list couple “had a quick meal in Greece with her family,” a source reveals. Shortly after, the pair chartered a private plane to Paris, France, where the 35-year-old rapper is currently working on his next album. Kardashian’s famous family, meanwhile, stayed behind in Greece. (Stepbrother Brody Jenner and half-sister Kylie Jenner were seen doing flips off a yacht, while the rest of the family went jet skiing and horseback riding.)

After being whisked away by West, Kardashian tweeted that she had the “best day ever.” The following day, she subtly revealed her new location. “Bon jour!” she wrote. “Gym time.”

The twice-wed 32-year-old will welcome her first child in July. Though West has yet to propose, the mom-to-be does see herself walking down the aisle a third time. “I do think I would get married again,” Kardashian revealed during Ryan Seacrest With the Kardashians: An E! News Presentation, which aired Sunday, Apr. 21.

She added, “”That’s what I’ve always wanted. And just because you think you find it and you realize that’s not it, I think I was brave enough to realize that quickly and not waste time.”

[From Us Weekly]

Radar’s version of this story is that Kanye did NOT come to Greece, that he only sent a private plane to pick her up and she flew to Paris to meet him there. I don’t know which story is true, but my guess is that Us Weekly got the tip from “someone” (Lucifer’s homegirl?) and they’re probably right. Anyway, you can breathe easier knowing the Kat-Face is now in Paris. And honestly, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if Kim did end up giving birth in Paris. That’s not what she wants, I bet, but she thinks it will make her more like Brangelina, and she really doesn’t want to leave Kanye’s side now. I think it’s sad that she’s the one changing around everything to be with him, and he barely does anything to make it easier on her.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Here are some more photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about in NYC yesterday. Two days in a row! Kanye let Kim famewhore him two days in a row! Kanye doesn’t look too happy about it, but he’s really been looking miserable with Kim for a while now. Is it the end? Or are they going to power through for another year or so? Dunno. But Radar says Kanye has been keeping his distance because he doesn’t want to be keeping up with Kardashians.

Their get-together in New York on Monday won’t be for long. It’s only a matter of time before Kanye West will be back working in Paris and staying as far away as possible from Kim Kardashian‘s reality TV world, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

Kanye is recording in Paris and a source familiar with the situation tell RadarOnline: “He doesn’t want to appear on Keeping Up with the Kardashians and being out of the country made that impossible.”

The perfect excuse? While some may think so, Kim has explained their separation by blaming work commitments. But a source tells Radar that Kanye’s team has advised him that appearing on the Kardashian reality shows is bad for his brand, and his bottom line.

“Kanye did appear on the show several times before he and Kim hooked up but that was because he was trying to get with her. Now that he has her, Kanye wants nothing to do with the reality shows. He most likely won’t appear at all in the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kanye won’t even let Kim talk to him on the phone while cameras are rolling. Kanye wants to maintain his private life,” the source says.

During an interview that Ryan Seacrest did with the Kardashian clan for an E! special Kim revealed that the rapper didn’t have time to appear on the show because of his work schedule, but “always enjoys watching it on television.”

Our sources beg to differ with the sex tape star. “Kanye thinks the reality shows are a waste of time, and contribute nothing. He wants Kim to focus on her fashion designs, and maybe pursue an acting career. But he wants her to quit the reality shows.”

[From Radar]

Ha, Kris Jenner will have something to say about THIS. Anyway, Kim already said that she’s contractually obligated for like two or three more seasons, and she plans to honor her contract. You should know that reality show “seasons” are like 13 episodes filmed over a month, so she could knock out three seasons this year easily, and then Kim and ‘Ye could live happily ever after. Ha.

Meanwhile, Kim is still talking about her pregnancy and she’s alluding to the fact that she’s miserable:

After a bumpy start, Kim Kardashian has finally found her pregnancy sweet spot.

“Now I think I’m past all the awkward phases and stages, and once you feel the baby kick, it’s a whole new experience,” the mom-to-be tells the Huffington Post.

“I finally really embrace it. I love it now, but it took a minute. It was a lot … of body changes and stuff.”

Kardashian, 32, has even managed to allow her fears of the future — mainly the labor and delivery of her first child — to fade away.

“At the beginning, that was what I feared the most, and now, I mean, it’s inevitable,” she says of giving birth. “It’s gonna happen — I’m really not worried or nervous.”

The reality star and her boyfriend Kanye West already know whether they’ll be filling their home with shades of pink or blue — but they’re not sharing. And with so much media attention, the expectant actress admits the couple have had to get creative to keep the baby’s sex a secret.

“We buy all white,” she says with a laugh. “Or we’ll go and buy both [girl and boy clothing], and then no one will know!”

[From People]

I can’t really hate on Kim for being scared of the delivery. I suspect that she’s already scheduled a C-section anyway, and I have no judgment for her about that. I will have a panic attack if I even think about childbirth and now that I’m watching Call the Midwife regularly, my childbirth fears have gotten MUCH worse. But seriously, Kim is going to have the drugs and the C-section. Bet on it!

Also – it’s been confirmed by Life & Style that Kim and Kanye will be at the Met Gala together on May 6th! Kanye is performing and it’s believed that Anna Wintour was trying to deny Kim for the second year in a row, but I guess Wintour relented. Kim is going to be there!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West TOGETHER!! They were in New York yesterday – I’m assuming she flew in from LA and he flew in from Paris (where he’s been living and working on his new album). To celebrate the first time they’ve seen each other in some-odd 20 days, Kim poured herself into this tight LBD and she wore a pair of Kanye-designed high heels. Kanye dubbed these shoes “Cruel Summer”. Are those itty-bitty wings?

As you know, Kimye has barely spent any time together in the past four months or so, and it really looked like they weren’t even going to make it as a couple through Kim’s pregnancy. But everything’s coming up Kat-Face these days! First, Kim “wins” her divorce (ha) and now she can focus all of her energy into forcing this Kanye thing to stick. The first move was to plant the seed via TMZ – Kanye and Kim are fine, he’s been visiting LA “secretly” to go with Kim to her doctors’ appointments, etc. Now it’s the photo-op in NYC (and maybe another one in Paris… soon!). Kim is also spending some time talking about how she probably wants to get married again HINT HINT HINT.

Kanye and Kim take New York! Three days after settling her year-and-a-half-long divorce battle with ex-husband Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian stepped out in New York City on Monday, April 22, looking healthy, happy, and more confident than ever. No doubt at least part of that has to do with her being reunited with boyfriend Kanye West, who has been living and working in Paris, France, for the last several months. A source confirms to Us Weekly that the two met up on Monday in the Big Apple, where West has an apartment.

Leaving her hotel with sister Kourtney and mom Kris Jenner, the six-months-pregnant reality star showed off her growing baby bump in a tight black dress and matching black cardigan. She paired the monochromatic ensemble with white “Cruel Summer” sandals from West’s collaboration with designer Giuseppe Zanotti.

The first-time mom-to-be was presumably en route to meet up with her rapper beau, whom she last saw earlier this month during a whirlwind trip to the City of Lights. (The couple spent Easter weekend together in Paris.)

Their reunion in New York City couldn’t come at a better time — with Kardashian’s divorce now finally behind her, the couple can at last move forward with their lives. For the moment, at least, they’re focused on getting ready for the July birth of their baby, but as the 32-year-old star hinted to Ryan Seacrest, she hasn’t ruled out another wedding.

“I do think I would get married again,” she told Seacrest in the E! special Ryan Seacrest With the Kardashians: An E! News Presentation, which aired Sunday, April 21. “That’s what I’ve always wanted. And just because you think you find it and you realize that’s not it, I think I was brave enough to realize that quickly and not waste time.”

“I found what I really wanted,” she continued, referring to her year-long romance with West. “So I think I definitely do want that.”

[From Us Weekly]

Of course she wants it. I was listening to “Golddigger” while I was working out yesterday, and I had a realization about how absolutely prophetic that song is for Kanye. It’s like his young self was rapping to his older self. Now, I would actually love it if Kim and Kanye got married. Just because it would be a total mess and I think Kanye’s credibility as an artist would take a permanent hit. But… I doubt they’ll ever really make it down the aisle. We’ll see.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Last week, we heard (from the tabloids) that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have barely been together at all since she got pregnant. Kanye was been camped out in Paris, working on his new album, and Kim has gone to Paris a few times to see him, but it doesn’t really seem like Kanye has been putting much effort into spending time with Kim at all. One tabloid claimed that Kim and ‘Ye had only been together 18 days out of the last 108 days. But that figure might be untrue. God knows. Anyway, TMZ claims that Kanye HAS been coming to Kim and going to her doctors’ appointments in LA, he’s just been doing it under the cloak of darkness, like Batman.

Kanye West is doing everything he can to support Kim Kardashian during her pregnancy — even though he’s in Paris working — and it’s costing six figures to do it … TMZ has learned.

Kanye has been travelling abroad the past few months — for events, performances and to record a new album — but is still hitting up Kim’s doctor’s appointments.

We’re told Kanye has made at least three trips via private jet from Paris to L.A. (costing about $100k total) so that he can be in attendance for Kim on her checkups.

Our sources say Kanye even reaches out to the doctors beforehand to discuss the appointments and to make certain his schedule allows him to be there.

According to our sources, Kanye has also flown Kim out to Paris on a private jet so they could spend extra time together before Kim is set to give birth in July.

[From TMZ]

Do you believe that? I’m kind of disbelieving, although I guess it might be possible for Kanye to come to LA and no one knows about it. I guess it’s possible that Kim could avoid famewhoring every single detail about her life for a few months. Maybe. My take is that Kanye and Kim aren’t “over” but that there relationship is pretty stressed right now, and that Kanye isn’t even prioritizing the relationship at all. He’s back in “work” mode. He’s recording. That’s his priority.

Meanwhile, Radar had a totally pathetic (my opinion) story about how Kris Humphries only settled their divorce case because he “felt sorry for her.” Yes, you’ve gotta love those shifting goalposts of the rabidly anti-Kardashian. Kris’s defenders are like Olympian gymnasts at this point, twisting and turning to find any possible way to claim that Kris “won”. Oh, he “won” because the Kardashians are out of his life? They could have been out of his life a year ago, HE chose to make the divorce into some huge, moronic carnival of stupid. You can still dislike Kim Kardashian AND think that Kris Humphries is an idiot with no legal leg to stand on.

Anyway, this is what one of Kris’s friends told Radar (I think the “friend” is a basketball): “Yes, he was angry at Kim for the way their marriage ended and he truly did feel defrauded by her and the show. But lately, especially in recent weeks, he just feels sorry for her. She’s pregnant and obviously under a lot of stress. He didn’t want to be part of it any more.” Radar’s sources also insist that Kris finally had a come-to-Jesus moment when his lawyers sat him down and told him there was absolutely no way he was ever going to get an annulment or prove “fraud” and that at this point, he was hurting his team and his career. Basically, what I’ve been saying for months. He’s an idiot.

Here are some more photos of Kim over the weekend. I would like her V-neck sweater without the pocket, but I really, really want the white cardigan.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian at last night’s MTV Movie Awards. I don’t know you guys, I think she looks pretty good here. The dress fits, she’s not falling out of it or hanging out of it, it’s an appropriate length and the black is flattering. I’m calling this a total win for Kim. Kim has also really popped and I think her baby bump does a lot to balance out her butt. Suddenly, she looks proportional!

By the way, have you heard all of this stuff about Kanye West camping out in Paris and how he and Kim have barely seen each other in the past few months? Well, I know you’ve heard about it because you guys are always telling me that. I guess I didn’t realize that Kanye has basically been in Paris for months now, and the only way Kim sees him is if she flies TO him. Which sucks if you’re pregnant. Well, over the weekend there was a renewed flurry of stories about Kim “wanting to give birth in Paris”. Yeah.

As Kim Kardashian struggles with criticism of her pregnancy fashion, Ray J’s ‘diss’ track “I Hit It First” and painful divorce proceedings, baby daddy Kanye West is living it up in Paris and is seriously considering moving there full-time, says a source.

“Kanye is loving Paris and is having a great time there working on his album,” the insider tells Page Six. “He’d like to move there.”

West has been in the French capital since Fashion Week in February. Whispers of him making a permanent move there first surfaced in March, with claims that Kim would also move to be with the kilt-wearing rapper so he can finish his sixth studio album and start his next fashion line. A report yesterday said Kardashian’s now even considering giving birth in gay Paree.

But Kardashian, who Page Six reported is due mid-June, has not packed up — nor is she leaving her LA-based family and reality TV empire — to join the singer full-time.

On Tuesday, she was spotted out and about with West in Paris, where she’s been shuttling back and forth from LA to see him since she had a miscarriage scare while flying back to California last month.

Sources told us at the time that doctors had ordered her to slow down on her jet-set lifestyle. On Friday, Kim was back in court in LA for a hearing aimed at settling her increasingly nasty divorce with Nets player Kris Humphries — who did not show up.

Meanwhile, on Thursday, West, who has not visited Kardashian in LA since his move to Paris, joined Yasiin Bey (formerly Mos Def) onstage during his concert in France to perform the song “Can’t Tell Me Nothing.”

Representatives for Kanye and Kim had no comment.

[From Page Six]

TMZ said something similar yesterday – that while she was in Paris last week, Kim “stopped into a hospital specifically to scope out the maternity ward.” Kim is interested in moving to Paris because – hahaha you won’t believe this – “Paris has strict anti-paparazzi laws.” Um, really, Kim? More likely, she wants to move to Paris because Kanye has all but abandoned her and she wants to force him to participate. Good God.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West arriving back in LA after their Easter jaunt to Paris. That’s a long-ass flight to do twice within a few days! LA to Paris and then Paris to LA within, like, four days? What’s the point? I think a little jaunt to Paris sounds fun, but I’m not going to waste an entire day of my life going back and forth on what is probably… what, like a ten-hour flight?

As you can see, Kim is still dressing with relative comfort. She’s wearing sensible tennis shoes and baggy, comfortable-looking layers. I doubt she’s even wearing maternity Spanx under that outfit! So, a small relief. Have I told you that my mom is obsessed with Kim’s pregnancy? This is what my mom said: “I have never seen a pregnant woman carry a baby entirely in her ass.” My mom is totally fascinated. Not so fascinated? Model Helena Christensen, who wrote an open letter defending Kim and her changing body. Here’s part of the letter:

It is disgusting and despicable the way that certain media constantly harass the pregnant Kim Kardashian. It’s enough that they persistently project a negative focus on women’s physical shapes; but a public bullying and attacking of a pregnant woman because of her growing shape is just lower than low.

Whatever else the tabloid-media feel a sick need to spew out of their venomous bowels, let that be their lame choice. But there should be some moral compass. It doesn’t matter who the woman is or what she does. No one should ever be publicly judged for their body, but to attack an expecting mother is sacrilegious and just plain wrong. A pregnant woman should not be criticized for her shape, period!!

[Helena’s Open Letter, via HuffPo]

Eh. I mean, I agree that a pregnant woman shouldn’t be attacked for gaining weight, and I said the same thing when it was Jessica Simpson and the world was all “OMG SHE’S FAT”. Now, I don’t think it’s “sacrilegious” – it’s just rude, unpleasant and mean to yell at a pregnant woman. But… I think it’s totally acceptable to chuckle a little when a woman tells blatant lies about her weight or to laugh at a woman’s terrible maternity fashion. Thankfully, Kim is keeping her mouth shut now and she’s finally wearing actual maternity clothes.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.