These are photos of a newly-brunette Kellan Lutz at a Calvin Klein event over the weekend. I hate his new hair color. It brings out the “serial killer” in his creepy eyes. I also think he’s a f-cking cheeseball for posing like that – and I understand that he’s the official crotch of Calvin Klein and all that, but still. Gross.

Anyway, it seems that much to my dismay, Kellan Lutz is famous. So Kellan Lutz says, although Kellan Lutz will be the first to tell you that fame hasn’t changed Kellan Lutz. Yes, he talks about himself in the third-person, saying that fame “hasn’t really changed my life as Kellan outside of acting.” DOUCHE.

On the action in Eclipse: “You read these books and you can’t wait to do some of the cool stuff. For myself, I read all four of the Twilight books as soon as I could and then I was so excited to get to Eclipse. You never know if you are going to make it that far. It’s up to the fans if they want to see the sequel, or see the second book, on the big screen. I’m just glad we made it this far. I love my character. I love this franchise.”

On what’s changed since Twilight took over the world: “You know it’s really funny because … It hasn’t really changed my life as Kellan outside of acting. I still hang out with my dogs. I still go to the same places and shop. It’s funny, maybe I have to make sure I’m wearing the same color socks or the same shoes or I don’t look like a bum … But really the only thing that has changed is the fans are great, we have more fans.”

On planning his career out: “Careers do change and unfold differently. Especially now as it’s very saturated where you have to be choosy, and can’t just take it for the money. You really have to be smart. You have to know who is directing it and who you’re working with. It’s all about longevity. You need to play it smart, just like any job.”

[Excerpts from Da Man, courtesy of Just Jared Jr.]

To hear Kellan Lutz tell it, Kellan Lutz is more famous than any other sparkly vampire out there, but Kellan Lutz isn’t going to let it get to Kellan Lutz’s head. Don’t hate the player, even if he is named Kellan Lutz, says Kellan Lutz. Seriously, the absolute worst aspect of the Twilight phenomenon is not sparkly vampires or Kristen Stewart’s International Tour of Rolled Eyes, Lip-Biting Angst, it’s the fact that these minor actors, supporting players now think they’re enormous stars. Kellan and Ashley Greene – I wish I didn’t know their names because I wish they would just settle down and stop trying to convince me of how famous they are.

Photos of Kellan at a Calvin Klein event on June 19, 2010. Credit: WENN. Pics from Da Man courtesy of Just Jared.

Since it’s crazy slow around the gossip world today, I thought I’d show this totally jacked new trailer from the remake of Nightmare on Elm Street. I think I heard they were remaking this junk at some point last year, but I didn’t really pay attention to it. Anyway, the film comes out in April, and they just put out a longer theatrical trailer a few days ago. I have to admit something… this doesn’t look terrible. Yes, it looks very derivative of the old ones, and yes, some of the shots look totally unoriginal, but the remake has one very good thing going for it: Jackie Earle Haley is the new Freddy Krueger. And he’s f-cking terrifying.

Ever since I finally sat down and watch Haley’s Oscar-nominated performance in Little Children, I’ve been one of his biggest fans. As a former child star who had left Hollywood with a whimper rather than a bang, Haley made the most of his return to Hollywood, taking a series of supporting parts, like his part in the recent hit Shutter Island, or his brilliant turn in the ensemble Watchmen (where he played Rorschach, and you barely saw his face). I’ve seen Haley interviewed, and he comes across as one of the nicest, most soft-spoken men you’d ever want to meet. But put him in front a camera with a script that calls for “creepy” and Haley does it better than nearly anyone else.

So, basically, I’m kind of hoping this remake is a big hit, just so Haley will have some steady paychecks and better career longevity.

Oh, and Kellan Lutz is in too. Now that is a seriously creepy dude. He’s like Scott Disick… serial killer eyes.

Here is Kellan Lutz’s new ad for Calvin Klein underwear. Sigh. Am I the only one totally turned off by Kellan Lutz? He’s all over the place these days, just because of his part in the Twilight series and 90210, I guess. That, and the guy seems to go out to for the opening of an envelope. Seriously, the photo agencies are flooded with images of this guy leaving after-parties and clubs. Aesthetically, he’s not bad looking, but he just seems… weird, I guess. My gaydar beeps with him, which in and of itself doesn’t make him weird or anything. It’s just that he seems to be putting himself out there as some kind of hetero stud. And I’m not buying it.

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Twilight hunk Kellan Lutz is among the hunks stripping down to their skivvies in new ads promoting Calvin Klein’s latest male underwear collection, X. The campaign also features True Blood star Mehcad Brooks, Spanish tennis star Fernando Verdasco and Japanese athlete Hidetoshi Nakata.

According to Women’s Wear Daily, the new X campaign promises to be Calvin Klein’s most digital to date. It launches March 1, so keep your eyes open for behind-the-scenes videos; interviews with the four hotties and (gasp!) 3D-effect versions of the ads.

“We’re thinking bold, graphic and provocative, as always,” said Bob Mazzoli, chief creative officer for Calvin Klein Underwear.

How did Lutz, 24, get in shape for the ads?

“I swear, candy helps! Gummy bears!” he told UsMagaizne.com at a Calvin Klein cocktail bash Jan. 28 in L.A. “It helps fight the hunger of higher calorie foods, but it is bad for the teeth.”

[From Us Weekly]

So, long gone are the days when someone actually dangerously sexy, like Mark Wahlberg, was actually modeling for Calvin Klein, right? Actually, there are more ads from this series, and a couple of these guys are kind of hot:

From the left: Mechad Brooks (from True Blood), Spanish tennis player Fernando Verdasco and Japanese soccer player Hidetoshi Nakata. Verdasco is very sexy, right? I’ve never heard of him, but I’ll be keeping tabs on him now.

Calvin Klein ads courtesy of Marie Claire UK.

While we spent Tuesday focused on Lindsay Lohan’s many, many self-destructive temper tantrums, it looks like she was going old-school, and throwing yet another fit on her Twitter account. Of course it was directed at Samantha Ronson – like so many of Lindsay’s best meltdowns. This one was more low-key, but it was just as delusional. Apparently, Lindsay is mad that Sam was hanging out with some of the New Moon kids after the premiere. Photographers even caught Sam and Kellan Lutz talking outside of a club on Monday night. Well, that set Lindsay off, of course. Here are her tweets, in chronological order:

When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl

Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur

Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha

so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids

[From Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter]

From what I gather, Sam broke up with Lindsay using the excuse that Lindsay was/is too high profile, and Sam didn’t want the added attention/drama. So by hanging out with other celebrities, Sam betrayed Lindsay. I should also note this tenuous connection – Kellan Lutz is the guy who Lindsay tried to get to pay her bar bills. She tried to force a waitress into charging her tab unto Kellan’s credit card. Yeah… those “premiere kids” are good enough to buy you drinks, but not good enough to hang with. Will this bitch’s drama never end?

In one other piece of crackhead news, Blackbook is reporting that Lindsay might be “getting cozy” with none other than Ryan Phillippe. Now, as far as I know, Ryan and Abbie Cornish are still together. And as far as I know, Ryan and Lindsay have only been at the same event once in the past few months, and that was over this past weekend. There’s no real story there, just some “whispers” that the two flirted with each other or something. Oh, and it might not have been the first time – there were reports about Lindsay and Ryan back in 2007, and Ryan didn’t deny that Lindsay was/is sort of into him the following year. Ugh. This train wreck.

Lindsay Lohan in West Hollywood on November 12, 2009. Kellan Lutz and Samantha Ronson outside Teddy’s nightclub in LA on November 16, 2009. Credit for all: Pacific Coast News.