I find that I like Kelly Osbourne despite all of her faults and pettiness. Isn’t that weird? I mean, I don’t have a girl-crush on her or anything, but I think she’s better than most C-list celebrities and I find myself enjoying her interviews. She’s amusing, probably because she’s not “above” waging battles with other celebrities and because she’ll never win so how can she lose? I also kind of admire how she managed to lose a dramatic amount of weight… and keep it off. Beyond that, however, she’s really not an admirable person. Which is fine. I don’t know anyone holding her up as some kind of role model anyway.

So, Kelly covers the new issue of Self Magazine – the images aren’t half-bad, although I think the cover shot is weirdly Photoshopped around her hips and legs. The interview is decent too:

It’s taken her 4 years to lose 70 pounds: Kelly has managed to lose her weight by combining healthy eating with exercise – doing a minimum of a half an hour cardio a day, ‘usually intervals on the treadmill’ plus ‘whatever else i feel like that day – weights, yoga Pilates.’ She also tries to make workouts fun and since she avoids going out on Saturday nights she has friends of for a hula-hoop session. ‘I put on ridiculous outfits and hula-hoop and dance when everyone else is at ”da club.” We call it #HipHopAnonymous. Adam Lambert is in it. We live in the same building.’

On the quest for perfection: ‘[I figured] out there is no such thing as perfection. If I had known that earlier, I wouldn’t have been such a f–k up. The only thing I can be is me. I’m not perfect. I make mistakes. And my body is not perfect, either, but I love it. It will never be perfect but I do not want it to be. That’s so boring!’

She wants to look good while working out: ‘I dress up for the gym. That way, when you look in the mirror you’re like ”Oh, I look cute” not ‘Get me out of here.”’

She eats her “fattest meal” in the morning: Eating has also been a big change for Kelly, who tries to eat her most ‘fattiest meal’ in the morning – even if that means pizza.

Her boyfriend, Matthew Mosshart, is sort of a vegan: ‘Everyone is like ”Kelly Lost weight because of her vegan boyfriend”. Shut up. It’s because I’m happy. And he is not even vegan.’

Her bad days: ‘When you change your body, you start to get selfish. You’re like, ”Oh, but that’s still fat and that’s still gross and why can’t I look like that?” To stop myself I have to look at how far I’ve come. I’ve learned how to eat right and look after myself. Also, I don’t weigh myself. If you like what you see in front of the mirror, then what’s the f**king point of getting on a scale?’

A healthy sense of envy: ‘It’s OK to have a healthy envy and look up to somebody and set goals, but you have to realise that you’re never going to be exactly that person. Wishing you were Angelina Jolie or J.Lo isn’t going to change the fact that you’re not. Why not start working with what you do have instead of what you don’t?’

Doctors still don’t know what caused her seizure: ‘I never want to take health for granted. The seizure was 60 seconds, but those 60 seconds will change me life for the better forever. I’ve worked hard to get into shape, and I’m going to continue. Not because skinny is important to me, but because I want to feel good.’

[From Self via The Mail]

I couldn’t eat my “fattest meal” in the morning because I’m never that hungry in the morning. All I can ever eat is my yogurt and a banana. The thought of pancakes or waffles or whatever kind of nauseates me. But… I’m starving by lunchtime. I usually have a decent-sized lunch. Let’s see, what else? I agree with her about the scale… if you feel good, if you feel healthy and like you’re doing well, don’t assign a number to that feeling. Don’t live and die by a number on a scale. Oh, but I don’t agree with her about looking cute at the gym. I look like ten kinds of hell at the gym (I’m a sweaty, makeup-free mess), and I have no interest in looking “cute” for the gym. I think “looking cute at the gym: defeats the purpose of going to the gym to get a good workout.

Photos courtesy of Self Magazine.

Here are some photos of Kelly Osbourne in Warsaw, Poland yesterday while promoting her E! show, “Fashion Police.” As I’ve stated before, I really like Kelly and (as silly as it may seem) envy her hula-hooping abilities, and I also dig the fact that she did the unexpected with her hair color by going lavender. Like, I wish I had the guts to try a new color, but I feel like I’ve missed the boat on such experimentation merely by reaching my late 30s. Also, I’m terrible at doing my own hair and can only stand to visit the salon every three months or so. Luckily, my stylist is very skilled at weaving highlights into my natural color, so I can get away with visiting her on a quarterly basis. Basically, I am very lazy with my hair (CB loves to tease me about this fact), and lavender or any other color that needs frequent touchups is not going to happen.

Kelly’s had this lavender hue for about a year now, and now she’s showing off some new flat-ironed extensions with a very pronounced center part. At this event, she’s wearing an all black ensemble with large cross necklace and teashade sunglasses (they’re probably not quite old-school enough to be considered teashade, but they’re close), and the look is very … “Ozzy Osbourne, prince of f***ing darkness.” Has Kelly purposely dressed this way as a tribute to dear old dad? Ozzy probably got a kick out of it.

Photos courtesy of WENN

Every so often, I’ll get it in my head that something is seriously wrong with me and I’ll obsess about it for like a week and then I’m over it. Currently, my obsession is that I’m going to have a stroke. I have no basis for this fear other than I was reading an article about strokes. I’m just saying – with this story, my new crazy obsession is going to be visualizing myself having a seizure. Yesterday, something happened to Kelly Osbourne while she was filming an episode of Fashion Police. She collapsed and either had a seizure or something that looked a lot like a seizure. Poor Kelly:

Kelly Osbourne was just rushed to an L.A. hospital after suffering a seizure while taping her show “Fashion Police.”

An ambulance rushed to the scene and Kelly was taken away by stretcher. People held up white sheets to shield her from the media and a white sheet was covering her entire body, including her face.

Kelly was sitting in a chair, shooting the show in front of a full studio audience. Melissa Rivers was sitting next to her, filling in for Giuliana Rancic. Kelly turned to Melissa and said, “I don’t feel good,” and then she fell out of the chair and started shaking. Melissa then turned Kelly’s head to help her. Someone from the audience — some kind of emergency responder — then ran up and helped.

Kelly came around a few moments later, but her handlers wanted to have her hospitalized anyway. We’re told it’s the first time Kelly has ever suffered a seizure.

The incident occurred at the E! building on Wilshire Blvd., just before noon.

We do not know what triggered the episode. As for her condition, it’s unknown … but Joan Rivers — who was also present on set when Kelly suffered the seizure — tells TMZ, “She is fine. We just saw her.”

[From TMZ]

That’s incredible scary, especially for someone without any kind of history of seizures. There are any number of reasons why Kelly might have had a seizure or a seizure-like collapse, so please everyone, don’t jump to the conclusion of “drugs” or “epilepsy”. I will say this though – every so often, the tabloids claim that Kelly is still using and abusing drugs and alcohol, although I’ve often thought the ‘bloids were full of it. I was just putting that out there – I have no idea if that’s what happened here.

Meanwhile, Kelly’s rep told E! News last night (hours after Kelly had been hospitalized): “Kelly Osbourne fainted on the set of E!’s Fashion Police today. She was taken to a local hospital for further testing and is awake, alert and in stable condition. She will be staying overnight for observation as a precautionary measure. There are no further details at this time.” So, no mention of a seizure, just “fainting”. OK. Send out some good thoughts to Kelly!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Heidi Klum attended Elton John’s Oscar party last night, and … oh my god. Is she joking? She brought the boob quotient in a very big way in a gold-ish Julien Macdonald gown. The fabric of this gown is so terrible and resembles Mrs. Roper’s couch on “Three’s Company.” A couch with boobs, that is. Even though she’s a supermodel, Heidi is rarely able to dress well for the red carpet, but this is probably one of her worst attempts. I am actually surprised at her blatant rack assault on humanity. I mean, I get that she’s recently divorced and probably wants to get her sexy image back, but this whole look is just so cheap and trashy. The deep plunge of this dress leaves no wiggle room at all, and it’s just so obvious that Heidi just wanted everyone’s attention on her chest. She’s even got her hair slicked back like she just climbed out of the swimming pool. With the nude makeup, there’s nothing at all to distract from those girls.

Molly Sims decided to do the total opposite of Heidi’s skin-flaunting stunt and went very conservative with a white Temperley London gown that boasted sheer, beaded sleeves. Her jewels are Lorraine Schwartz, and I think she’s still tweaking her face pretty hard.

Emma Roberts failed to go age-appropriate in her Oscar de la Renta dress. This is far too mature a look for a 22-year-old starlet, and her hair and makeup only add to the effect. She also looks very bored too.

Mena Suvari looked spaced out as usual and chose a diaphonous red silk gown that overwhelmed her body. This actually makes me wonder if Mena is pregnant, but I think she’s still going through her divorce, so let’s not go there. Something nice: her hair looks pretty.

Kelly Osbourne popped right over to the party after her E! Fashion Police gig. She chose a sleek gown (sadly, I can’t find an ID) with a cool cape and a sheer midriff to show off her toned ab muscles. Somehow it works without looking cheap or trashy. This is a relative win for Kelly.

Photos courtesy of WENN

Kelly Osbourne is now engaged to her boyfriend of over a year, Matthew Mosshart! I don’t know much about the guy except that he’s a former model (with the cheekbones to prove it) and a current chef who specializes in vegan cuisine. He’s also got more hair than I’ll ever dream of having (I keep it shoulder length because I hate feeling my ponytail hit my back while running), and he seems like a pretty lowkey, down-to-earth type of guy, which is exactly what Kelly needs in her life. Previously, Kelly wasn’t so lucky in love after her previous long-term boyfriend, Luke Worrall, cheated on her with a transvestite. That was a royal mess and a half, but Kelly has clearly moved on, and now she’s already planning her wedding. I wonder when Miss Fashion Police will reveal her ring. Here are some details:

No question about it: Kelly Osbourne is absolutely gaga over her boyfriend-turned-fiance Matthew Mosshart. The E! Fashion Police cohost, 28, and Mosshart, 29, quietly got engaged just a few weeks before Christmas, sources close to the couple confirm exclusively in the new issue of Us Weekly. Dating for over a year, the pair is “really excited” about taking the next step in their relationship, one source tells Us.

“Kelly is the happiest she’s ever been,” an Osbourne pal said. “Her career is going well, and she’s in a healthy relationship with a wonderful guy.”

Osbourne and Mosshart first met about a year and a half ago, at her friend Kate Moss’ wedding in July 2011. They first stepped out in public in December 2011, smooching on the streets of New York.

“I’m in love and I don’t care who knows about it!” she tweeted last June.

And Osbourne isn’t the only one who’s fallen head-over-heels in love with the vegan baker. The bubbly Brit’s famous family (parents Sharon and Ozzy and siblings Jack and Aimee) has given Mosshart their stamp of approval as well.

“Matthew is a stand-up guy,” a source close to the Osbourne clan tells Us. The couple is even already starting to plan their nuptials, set to take place this summer in the UK. “They’re so excited!” an insider tells Us.

[From Us Weekly]

It must be difficult to find a good boyfriend who won’t use you if you’re famous and especially if you have a very famous family in tow as well. Hopefully, they’ll be very happy, and Kelly won’t wear a pink wedding dress, which would clash terribly with her lavender hair. Congrats to Kelly and Matthew!

In other strange Kelly-related news, she’s all about hula-hooping now for fitness’ sake and claims that “5mins in the morning 5 mins at night… in 5 days I lost 2 inches from my waistline!” While that sounded weird to begin with, Self magazine says the activity burns seven calories per minute and is also favored by Liv Tyler, Marisa Tomei, and Michelle Obama. How odd. I guess it’s probably good at toning all angles of one’s abdominal muscles, but it’s not really a hardcore cardio activity or anything, so I probably won’t be signing up for a hula-hoop class. I like to sweat like crazy at the gym, and I really suck at hula-hooping. Oh well.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN

Kelly Osbourne is kind of a conundrum to me. On one hand, she’s the perfect example of nepotism in Hollywood, and I don’t quite understand why she’s part of the “Fashion Police” program because her own taste in clothing can be atrocious at times. Also, I still don’t get the lavender hair thing even if Kelly would probably respond that I have housewife hair. At the moment, I actually have a really bad Drew Barrymore ombre situation going on, but all that should change by this weekend if I can convince my ass to do something about it.

Conversely, I kind of dig that Kelly has forged her own separate identity outside of her famous dad, and admire that she’s lost so much weight in recent years and gotten really healthy. Still, Kelly insists that people still call her fat all the time, and the very worst offenders (on Twitter, I suspect) are Lady Gaga fans. It’s really no coincidence that Gaga labels her followers as “little monsters” because that’s exactly how they act. Interestingly enough, Gaga is supposed to be so anti-bully, but (as Kaiser has pointed out), she has no problem letting her fans attack Adele for her weight (Gaga even does this herself to a lesser degree). So I have no problem believing that Gaga’s fans are doing the same thing to Kelly:

Kelly Osbourne has been open about her struggles with her weight in the past, but even though she’s in a good place now — both physically and mentally — some naysayers are still itching to bring her down.

“I’m the thinnest I’ve ever been and the healthiest I’ve ever been. The totally insane thing is that I’m a UK size four to six and people still say I’m fat,” she said in a recent interview with the UK’s Fabulous magazine. “I get called fat all the time. A big fat wh-re.”

“Lady Gaga’s fans are the worst,” she continued. “They’ve said I should kill myself, that they hope I get raped. I mean, it’s crazy but I’ve had this all my life and I just try and ignore it.”

Gaga’s fans were particularly incensed when the outspoken red carpet host mused that the pop singer, 26, might be pregnant after her noticeable weight gain at the 2012 Grammys.

“I have no filter,” Osbourne said. “I say what I think and that’s it. I actually think she’s a good singer but she has the worst fans in the world and you have a responsibility to stop that. I think you do anyway.”

Osbourne, 28, famously lost 65 pounds during her spin on the dance floor as a competitor on Dancing With the Stars in 2009. She’s kept up a healthy lifestyle ever since with a combination of workouts and a more regulated diet.

“I lost weight with the dancing and by actually eating properly,” she told the magazine. “I haven’t put it back on. I still exercise every day, even just for 15 minutes, but I’m careful with what I eat, I read the labels.”

And the former reality show star has a little help from her chef boyfriend, Matthew Mosshart, as well. The vegan chef helps to keep Osbourne’s insecurities in check, she said.

“He’s amazing. I couldn’t believe that he truly liked me because I never think people ever could, but I’m so happy,” she shared with the magazine. “I don’t think I’ve ever really known what love is like before.”

[From Us Weekly]

Kelly seems to project a healthy attitude towards the harassment from Gaga’s monsters, but it still has to bug a lot to witness such nasty remarks. Why do women (and even some men) insist upon tearing each other down over weight issues? It’s so awful, counterproductive, and just downright mean. Kelly looks great.

Photos courtesy of WENN

Kelly Osbourne has a lovely photo shoot in the new issue of Glamour Mag. I know, we usually don’t use the word “lovely” with “Kelly Osbourne” but despite it all, I kind of root for the girl. She’s still insisting on the lavender hair, and she’s still insisting on this kind of styling… and you know what? It could be so, so much worse. I think she looks really pretty in these photos. Her makeup is amazing and she photographs well. Here’s Kelly’s interview with Glamour:

GLAMOUR: You grew up in such a unique family. How did they impact your style?
KELLY OSBOURNE: Because [of them] I’ve seen the world and been exposed to all walks of life. It has a major impact on how I dress and who I am. I have this ability to really not care if people don’t like what I’m wearing.

GLAMOUR: In that vein, when did you start using your hair to express yourself?
KELLY OSBOURNE: When I was 13, I had hair the color of gold down to my butt. I had an argument with my mom and yelled, “F–k you!” and chopped off half my hair. My dad could not look at me without pissing himself laughing.

GLAMOUR: Your mom’s not a fan of your new trademark lavender either, right?
KELLY OSBOURNE: She wishes I would go back to blond. She’ll call me, really serious, and say, “I think it’s time for a change.” I’m like, “Mom, you have hair the color of a fire engine.”

GLAMOUR: You’ve tried tons of shades. Why not your mom’s?
KELLY OSBOURNE: I would look like her mini- me. I tried red once, and I looked like a carrot. I also wouldn’t go too brown, because then I would look like my father. But I’ve tried green, blue, purple, black. The lavender I really like.

GLAMOUR: What do you say to people who snipe about your own risky, fabulous hair?
KELLY OSBOURNE: I dyed my hair shades of gray because I like it, and it pissed a lot of people off. Now I get tweeted 20 pictures a day of girls coloring their hair like mine. So if you don’t like it, sorry—you have housewife hair.

GLAMOUR: Your controversial $250,000 diamond mani at last year’s Emmys…any regrets?
KELLY OSBOURNE: They picked a few people to wear it for publicity; it was an honor. It’s a lot of money, but you’re telling me you’d say no? Hello! You can shut up.

[From Glamour]

I wouldn’t mind if she went back to blonde either, but I guess I’m one of the few people who really doesn’t mind the lavender at this point. Though I imagine it must be hell on her hair, right? What does “The Lavender Process” do to your natural hair? Does it just tear it up?

Photos courtesy of Glamour.

Here are some photos of Kelly Osbourne at last night’s Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women Of The Year Awards in London. I guess it was for Cosmo UK, not American Cosmo. The celebrities in attendance were mostly C-list or below, and I don’t even recognize most of the names. My eye did stop on Kelly because A) she was one of the few people I recognized and B) she looks GREAT. Is it just me or has she lost more weight? Or did she get some plastic surgery? Honestly, her face looks pretty much the same to me, she just looks thinned out. I think it helps that her hair is longer, which elongates her square-shaped face. This is a great dress too! Good length for her, very flattering.

Do you know who the dude is? I had to look him up! His name is Matthew Mosshart, and he’s Kelly’s boyfriend. They’ve been dating for a year, maybe. He’s 28 years old (and Kelly just turned 28 a few days ago), and he’s a vegan chef. He’s also the brother of Allison Mosshart, who is in The Kills. Considering she’s been dating this guy for a while and I’ve barely heard about him, I think that’s a good sign. Remember her engagement to that fey dude on the downlow? Yeah. She doesn’t have very good luck with dudes, but this guy seems… I don’t know, kind of crunchy and granola and right up her alley.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Jack Osbourne has recently opened up about his Multiple Sclerosis diagnosis, and he’s further commented that his parents, Ozzy and Sharon, handled it worse than he did. Jack has also stressed that his condition is not a death sentence, and he’s correct. Even though the quality of life severely deterioriates as the illness progresses, doctors have concluded that those with MS have a nearly normal life expectancy.

Still, one can understand why Kelly Osbourne would be particularly distressed at her brother’s diagnosis. She and Jack have always been very close, and about a week ago, Kelly was spotted taking a “sobriety break” while getting drunk on a first-class plane trip, and her spokesman initially denied the eyewitness report:

Kelly Osbourne has been on the wagon for three years – and she did not break her sobriety June 19 while on a flight from Los Angeles to Atlanta, the reality TV star representation told MailOnline.

“This is not true,” her spokesperson said.

Star Magazine reported Kelly, cracking under the pressure of her brother Jack Osbourne’s devastating diagnosis of multiple sclerosis, drank so much alcohol during the four-hour June 19th flight that she was “mumbling and her makeup was a mess.”

The magazine said when the 27-year-old Fashion Police star – who went through rehab twice, the last time in 2009 – boarded the flight, she looked calm and cool.

“She was gorgeous when she got on the flight,” it quotes an eyewitness as saying. “Her makeup was impeccable, her hair was up in a smart-looking bun and she was wearing cool shades.”

While on the flight, however, Kelly began ordering drinks, the magazine alleges.

“I saw a flight attendant bring alcoholic beverages over to Kelly’s section in First Class at least four or five times,” the witness is quoted. “And when we landed just after midnight, her assistant, who flew with her, had to help her off the plane.”

Continued the witness: “Kelly’s hair was hanging down, she was mumbling and her makeup was a mess. The guard and her assisant supported her under each arm and basically swaying from side to side.”

Kelly openly admitted she was frazzled when she boarded. “I hate flying on old planes it makes it even more scary!” she tweeted June 19th. The next day the daughter of rocker Ozzie Osbourne again tweeted of being uptight. “Had a nerves breakdown yesterday that was cool!cool! #Not.”

[From Daily Mail]

After Star’s report came out, Kelly backtracked on her spokesperson’s initial statement. She spoke to Radar online and came clean about why she got drunk on that plane. Apparently, a fellow approached her with some information about an MS website, and when she looked up the site after boarding the plane, she (in her words) “lost it“:

Kelly Osbourne is speaking out and admitting exclusively to RadarOnline.com that she was drunk on a plane recently, but explains the heartbreaking details that led up to her breakdown when she “lost it.”

In a candid interview, Kelly opened up about what happened to cause her to turn to alcohol.

“The first thing I want to say is the only reason I’m being so honest and telling you what happened is because I don’t think it’s fair for me to lie. I’m not going to say I didn’t do something when I did it.

“I got drunk on the plane to Atlanta,” Kelly said in a no-holds barred exclusive interview with RadarOnline.com, and she revealed why.

“It was on an empty stomach, and before I got on the plane a gentleman came up to me and asked me how my brother was doing and told me about his brother having MS (Multiple Sclerosis) and directed me towards a website.

“On the plane I started looking at the website. It described how bad certain cases of MS got, and it made me lose it because I’ve sat through my mother having breast cancer, my dad almost dying from a bike accident, and now it’s my brother who’s my best friend. I lost it,” Kelly frankly admitted.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, on June 19 while flying from LAX to Atlanta, a fellow passenger on the plane noticed Kelly consuming alcohol, crying and being helped while she walked off the plane.

The daughter of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne and brother to Jack Osbourne said that she doesn’t want her brother’s medical condition to be her cop-out for getting drunk.

“I hate the fact that I’m sitting here right now, and that’s even an excuse because it’s not an excuse.”

Kelly has spent time in a rehab center, but she spoke candidly about the fact that she drinks alcohol, but said her actions on the plane were not of a crazed drunk person.

“I have not lied about it. I have the occasional drink. I will never lie about that. That’s my choice that I make and I’m an adult and I have to be responsible for my actions. But it’s not like I was f*cking claiming there was a colonial woman on the wing. Like I was so out of it they had to land the plane or something. I got drunk on a plane, big deal.”

“The way I live my life after going to rehab is not the way that most people do. It isn’t. Yes, I still drink and I’ve always said that. I do have the occasional drink. I’m not using, I haven’t. I won’t. I’m not going to do that. I had a moment of just is this really happening to me all over again? And unfortunately it was in front of everyone.”

“I’m not one of those starlets that’s drinking vodka out of a water bottle thinking no one knows. If I’m going to have a f*cking drink, I’m 27 years old. I’m going to have one. Unfortunately I decided to have one on a plane to Atlanta and burst into tears.”

Kelly did say her only concern was her brother Jack and making sure that he understood what happened.

“I can’t stand knowing that he probably is thinking that it was because of him being diagnosed that I made a fool of myself. I made a fool of myself regardless of Jack and I hate that that’s even out there.”

[From Radar Online]

I’ve always wondered how some people manage to complete alcohol rehab and still occasionally knock back a drink or two. Drew Barrymore, the queen of childhood rehab, now indulges in the same way and has even launched her own brand of Pinot Grigio, so I guess it works for some people depending on what drove them to drink in the first place. I don’t know — I’m not an expert, but I find it hard to blame Kelly for drinking in this instance. If my brother was diagnosed with MS, I’d probably hit the bottle as well.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet

Kelly Osbourne is still talking about Christina Aguilera. Some of you dispute Kelly’s version of events, some of you cosign them, and all I know is that over the past year, this Kelly-Christina War has seemed rather one-sided. As in, Kelly keeps saying bitchy things about Christina and Christina never says anything about Kelly publicly. Kelly has always claimed that Christina used to mock her for being “fat” years ago. After Kelly lost weight and Christina gained weight, the tables were turned and Kelly used her bully pulpit to fat-shame Christina. Well, here’s the latest. Kelly was on Bravo’s “Watch What Happens Live” and Andy Cohen asked her about Christina. Kelly didn’t go off, surprisingly enough:

From foe to friend? After years of publically feuding with Christina Aguilera, Kelly Osbourne is calling a truce – sort of! During a Plead the Fifth segment on Watch What Happens Live, the Fashion Police host was forced to say three nice things about her rival – and she did.

“You and my girl Christina Aguilera have been in something of a feud,” host Andy Cohen quipped. “Say three nice things about Christina Aguilera.”

“I think she’s looking way better right now, she’s got a great voice and she’s got a beautiful son,” Kelly responded with a straight face.

Aguilera and Osbourne have been at odds for several years, with their famous feud dating back to 2002, when Kelly slammed the singer on The Osbournes TV show.

“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b*tch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c**t to me. She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” she continued, “so you know what? F**k you, you’re fat too.”

In April 2012, she refused to relent during an interview with Glamour.

“Sometimes it’s other people’s voices you have to shut out. That’s what happened with me and Christina Aguilera, which people don’t understand. She called me fat for years,” Kelly explained.

“One night on Fashion Police I said, ‘F—k you. Now you’re fat too.’ I didn’t say I wasn’t fat. I said, ‘Now you know how it feels.’ And I’m sorry, but I stand by that. I make a point on the show never to say anything about anybody that I wouldn’t say directly to their face. I’m famous, and she’s famous; it doesn’t mean I can’t stand up for myself.”

[From Radar]

Is this Kelly attempting magnanimity? Because it still seems pretty bitchy - “I think she’s looking way better right now.” Not “she looks good.” Whatever.

As for the story about the UK boy-band The Wanted calling Christina a “total bitch” last week… well, some of you seem to think that The Wanted started it all, based on some sketchy information from an alleged insider on The Voice. Maybe The Wanted boys were nasty to Christina first, I don’t know. I didn’t get my panties in a wad over the story because I think Christina IS a bitch, and she owns it, for better or for worse, and I‘ve heard enough stories about her bitchery and drunken shenanigans to know that Christina is not a very pleasant person. Anyway, some of the boys from The Wanted issued a half-hearted apology to Christina, saying: “We shouldn’t have said it to be honest with you. We think manners cost nothing, you know what I mean? The rest of the judges were really nice, and she didn’t even walk over and talk to us. We apologize for the comment.” Okay, that was super-bitchy too! Haha.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.