I started going gray when I was in my early 20s. That’s when I discovered the many wonderful products Clairol puts out, some of which have since been retired, with my red-blonde shades the first to go. (Damn you, Clairol, for discontinuing Hydrience! Nice ‘N Easy lives up to its name, though.) I understand why women chose not to dye their hair, and to embrace their natural color. My mom is completely gray and she rocks it. It makes no sense to me that a younger woman would purposely dye their hair gray, though, but Kelly Osbourne seems to have done it. Her purplish gray and then all gray color looked like a home dye fail and correction rather than a deliberate attempt at avant garde color. She gave some convoluted reasoning on The Talk about how she’ll be too old at 30 to try different hair colors.

Kelly recently appeared on The Talk with her grey hair, and was naturally asked why she’d chosen to dye her hair such an “unfavorable” color.

“It’s something I’ve wanted to do my whole life. I’ve always wanted to be young and have grey hair. To me, I’m 27, I’ve got three years left, the way I look at it, to have fun with it, because once you’re 30, you look like a right idiot walking around with like rainbow, bright color hair and all different things like that.”

[Quotes from The Talk via Evil Beet]

Kelly just manages to insult people whenever she opens her mouth. I find her almost as annoying as her mom, who by the way has been trying to work a Ronald McDonald haircolor for at least the past 10 years. Was that quip about being too old for rainbow hair a subtle dig at her mom? I doubt it, but I’m secretly hoping Sharon takes it the wrong way and starts feuding with Kelly. As bitchy as it sounds, it would be fun to see them start fighting with each other instead of turning their forces outward on whomever dares to speak out against either of them.

Somewhere, Christina Aguilera is stumbling hungover out of bed and slurring about how she never had such ugly hair as Kelly.

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This is a great idea for Kelly Osbourne – just always appear at events with Rachel Zoe, and Kelly will always look better by comparison. These photos are from last night’s benefit for the LA Gay & Lesbian Center – Rachel Zoe was honored, and the proceeds of the evening’s event went to benefit homeless youth services. Kelly was just there because… I don’t even know. I guess she said nice things about Rachel. Anyway, we need to talk about Rachel Zoe’s face, although I feel bad about saying anything, considering she was only out and about for a good cause, and because she was being honored for her support of the gay community. But why can’t someone (anyone!) talk to Rachel about what’s going on with her face? It’s not just her (alleged) coke-and-starvation diet. She’s got other stuff happening to her face.

As for Kelly, doesn’t she looks refreshingly young and adorable by comparison? I’m telling you, this is the secret! Just stand near Rachel Zoe, and you’ll instantly looks so much cuter. I don’t even mind Kelly’s lavender hair here – her styling is so much better in casual/business appearances than on formal red carpets.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kelly Osbourne may be back to her partying ways. Which could be one possible explanation for those horrible corpse photos from the weekend. According to Radar, Kelly has “fallen off the wagon” in a big way, having been sober since 2009, when she was in rehab for her drug and alcohol addictions. Here’s the thing, though – I have doubts as to whether Kelly was ever really committed to being “on the alleged wagon.” I’ve heard stories about her drinking and drugging post-rehab. I’m just sayin’. Here’s Radar’s report:

After nearly three years of sobriety, Kelly Osbourne has fallen off the wagon and is back to boozing, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned.

The 27-year-old daughter of Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne got clean in February of 2009 after completing a rehab stint for drug and alcohol addiction, but according to several sources the fashionista is back on the bottle.

“Kelly is definitely off the wagon again — at least when it comes to drinking,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com. “I’ve seen her out drinking cocktails, beer and champagne numerous times, and I’ve seen her pretty unsteady on her feet too.”

And just this past Sunday, Kelly guzzled cocktails at the Golden Globes after-party and got so wasted (as evidenced by the exclusive photo) that she almost fell over.

“Kelly was so wasted,” an eyewitness who partied with the Fashion Police host tells RadarOnline.com. “At one point she almost fell back and I had to catch her!”

According to the party pal, once Kelly gets alcohol in her system the claws come out in full force and she doesn’t hold back about her constant feuding with Christina Aguilera.

“When she gets drinking her hatred for Christina Aguilera really comes out,” the source said. “She spent the entire night talking about how much she hates Christina!”

The outspoken Brit and Christina have been battling for years, most recently with the newly slimmed-down Kelly poking fun at the Dirty singer’s curvy new figure.

“She called me fat for years. I was never that fat,” Kelly said on E! Fashion Police about Christina’s appearance at the Michael Jackson tribute concert.

And in September Kelly ranted about Christina’s bullying saying, “She called me fat for so many f***ing years. So you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.”

“This is the side of Kelly that comes out when she’s drinking,” one of the sources told RadarOnline.com.

“Maybe she thinks it’s OK for her to be drinking as her past problems were pills, but as far as I know if you want to be ‘sober’ you need to be SOBER, period.”

Attempts to reach Kelly’s rep for comment were unsuccessful at time of publication.

[From Radar]

Sure. I’ll buy that. All of it, actually. I think she’s probably still drinking, and I’ll buy that she bitches about Christina Aguilera when she’s wasted. The problem isn’t that Christina bullied Kelly (which probably did happen) – the problem is that both Christina and Kelly are boozehound monsters.

Also – did you realize that Kelly is 27 years old? For whatever reason, I thought she was younger than that. I tend to think that when “celebrities” struggle with alcohol and drug problems very early, and then go into rehab and start with the program at a young age, that they’re more likely to relapse later. Not to get all psychoanalytical, but I imagine it’s difficult to be only 22 or 23 years old and think, “Hey, I’m 22 and I can’t have a drink for the rest of my life.” I’m not saying that as a justification, merely as an explanation for why Kelly seems to be back to her partying ways.

(PS… Do you know why I stopped drinking to excess – and why I’ve only been drunk-ish once in a year? I don’t want the extra calories. Instead of making it about sobriety, I’ve made it about empty alcohol calories, and it works for me. I bet it would work for Kelly too.)

Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN.

You’ll really have to forgive us here. There were twenty-million new photos of celebrities of various calibers and importance this past weekend, and we’re going to be a little late in getting to some of the more interesting photos of some of least interesting celebrities. Take Kelly Osbourne – I don’t consider her important enough to cover in our immediate post-Globes fashion marathon, but for second-day coverage? Sure. Why not? I’m helped by the fact that Kelly stepped out in LA BEFORE the Globes looking like hell, and then proceeded to come to the Globes in some kind of Zac Posen tragedy.

First, let’s talk about Kelly at Saturday night’s Art of Elysium Heaven Gala. Kelly wore a Guishem dress and a blotchy orange face. Look at this:

I don’t understand how a young woman leaves the house looking this corpsey. I know that word gets thrown around a lot, but in this specific case, there is no other word. She looks like death. She looks terminal. I don’t get how this is a “look” or a “style”.

As for Kelly’s Zac Posen dress at the Globes – God, I hated it. The color is better, sure, and the makeup has improved. But those sleeves ruin everything!! Everything looks like a stiffly-encased sausage. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

The only thing that joins Kelly Osbourne and Jennifer Lawrence in my mind is that they both looked super-rough at last night’s People’s Choice Awards. I mean, I get it. It’s JUST the People’s Choice. No one is bringing their style A-game. But when making an appearance on a red carpet, I would really love it if celebrities would dress is a way where I would never have to use the phrase “wrath of God.” That’s what I thought when I saw Jennifer Lawrence – who is ordinarily a beautiful, stunning young woman. She has a great, athletic body and a gorgeous face. I have no idea why she chose to present herself this way. The Viktor & Rolf dress is… well, maybe someone will like it, but I think it’s hideous, and it looks uncomfortable. But what’s worse is Jennifer’s styling and makeup. She looks like a half-dead zombie. Much, much too dark. It’s not “sophisticated” it’s just too dark.

Meanwhile, I have no idea what Kelly Osbourne was trying to do here. I don’t think she knows either, and she doesn’t look pleased with her result. The dress is Honor – color blocking can be cute, but not with off-white and orange, and not on Kelly Osbourne. The only nice thing I can say is that I like the fit of the dress – if it was all one color, and that color was lavender or red, it would have been really interesting. But the worst part might be Kelly’s hair? I think she was aiming for violet, but in photos, it just reads as old-lady grey. The length is good – imagine this cut and style, but in a shade of honey-brown with some red highlights. Wouldn’t she look so much better like that?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Our friends at Evil Beet posted this clip from an upcoming episode of Punk’d. It was so hilarious that I had to post it here. The premise is that Khloe Kardashian and Kelly Osbourne were hanging out at Miley Cyrus’ house when they decided to order food. Miley and Kelly were in on the prank, which was aimed squarely at Khloe. The “delivery guy” went to use the bathroom after handing over the food and then came out screaming that he’d caught his testicle in his zipper. It was a scene straight out of Something About Mary but Khloe believed it was real. She called 911 and calmly followed the “paramedic’s” orders, telling the screaming delivery guy what to do. I’ll let Sarah at Evil Beet describe the scene:

The delivery guy emerges from the loo, where he’s zippered his balls into his pants, and hilarity ensues. There’s a lot of discomfiting man-screaming and shots of Miley Cyrus unsuccessfully covering her laughing face, but Khloe’s the real star of the clip, guys: she’s calm, cool and collected, calls the paramedics and barks medical orders like she’s on ER. Or, at the very least, Scrubs.

If there was ever any doubt about Khloe Kardashian being the one and only GOOD Kardashian, this video clip should wash away any misconceptions that you might have. I know she doesn’t have the massive, super-extensive experience that her sister Kim has with viewing scrotums in distress, and she doesn’t have the dead eyes and unflappable, almost Neanderthal-like demeanor that epitomizes cold-fish Kourtney, but dadgum it, Khloe Kardashian is the hero of the day this time around, and thank God for it, huh?

[From Evil Beet]

This may sound weird, but I’m really wondering about the logistics of this prank. Did the dude put a prosthetic ball in his zipper or did he somehow manipulate his own ball to make hang out and look trapped there? How did they make sure that Khloe really didn’t call 911? Did Miley call the number for her and then hand her the phone while she talked to another guy? I just wonder how they pulled this off. I also agree with Evil Beet, this makes Khloe look level-headed and normal, at least within the context of the family that she comes from. She took charge and tried to manage the situation and she didn’t freak out one bit.

Photos are from 12-21-11 credit: WENN.com

It’s been about a year since Miley Cyrus’ huge bong scandal, wherein she smoked a weed-like substance in a video that was allegedly taken at her 18th birthday party. In the aftermath, Billy Ray’s mullet declared that he was so sad over the video and then went on to further discuss his related woes in a GQ interview. In response, the Osbourne family collectively declared Billy Ray’s remarks as really inappropriate, but I never realized until now that Miley and Kelly were extremely tight friends. That is, Kelly organised Miley’s 19th birthday party, which took place at the Hollywood Roosevelt hotel. Also present at the party were a unicorn pony, midgets, and some stripper-like creature (you can see the semi-NSFW photos here). And yes, there was another slightly incriminating video (available here) taken as well, which features Miley declaring herself a huge pothead because of her Bob Marley birthday cake:

Miley Cyrus is a “pothead” and apparently she doesn’t care who knows it.

At least that was the “party line” at her private 19th birthday bash last week at the Roosevelt Hotel Beacher’s Madhouse Club in Los Angeles. In a video obtained exclusively by Flash, when Kelly Osbourne presents a cake to Cyrus emblazoned with the face of a ganja icon, the former “Hannah Montana” star cracks, “You know you’re a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake – you know you smoke way too much f***in’ weed.”

“I thought salvia was your problem, man?” retorts Osbourne.

Osbourne’s quip was a jokey reference to the infamous bong video that surfaced after Cyrus’ 18th birthday party last year, in which Miley was caught smoking what she later claimed was the legal herb.

This year, Cyrus is apparently out in the open with her predilection for reefer. even with mom and dad – Tish and formerly estranged Billy Ray Cyrus – in attendance.

“Everyone in the room knows she’s a pothead,” our spy said.

Not that you needed to be high to enjoy this party. In addition to Rumer Willis, Victoria Justice and boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, the fete featured furries and a number of dwarfs, including a mini-Nicki Minaj.

[From The Daily]

Since the video’s release, Kelly has stepped up (via her Twitter account) to defend Miley by saying that the pot-related remarks were all a misunderstanding and, in fact, based upon a joke that originated after Miley’s Salvia incident:

So were the cake and Miley’s verbal reaction all merely part of a joke that even Miley’s parents were in on, and furthermore, does it really even matter? I’m inclined to not take this video very seriously (except for Kelly’s newly grey hair, wtf?) because — while I never enjoyed smoking pot the few times I tried it a few decades ago — this is pretty tame stuff, really. Miley isn’t exactly a member of the DUI club, and she’s hopefully not into anything harder than marijuana. To put it simply, she’s no Lohan.

Here are a few photos of Miley out and about earlier this month:

Photos courtesy of Fame

Do you ever think that Madonna sometimes looks at Lourdes and a cold, deep shiver of fear runs through her gristle? I do. Madonna is still trying to be “IT”. And her daughter has IT naturally, through her combined genes of Madge and Carlos Leon. Those genes combined and made a very cool, beautiful and self-possessed young woman of 15 years who radiates something very special. And I bet Madge is full of jealousy just looking her daughter.

Anyway, these are photos of Lola and Kelly Osbourne doing a press conference and casting call for the “Material Girl Model Search.” I guess they’re looking for the new “face” of the Material Girl brand, which Kelly currently represents. I know I’m not the first to ask this, but considering the brand is for tweens and teens, why isn’t Lola the “face” of it? Does Madge not want her “out there” that much?

But no matter. On with the search! According to The Mail, “Three winners will be picked to be the brands ‘lucky stars’ and will be paid just £,3123 (US$5,000). The winners and one guest will be flown to New York to participate in a two-day photo shoot. The images will be used for the Material Girl Spring 2012 advertising campaign and future advertising. As well as having their face plastered on publicity material, the winners will meet Madonna herself.” Lola and Kelly are responsible for whittling down the thousands of girls who applied into 36 finalists who will be voted on by the public.

By the way, you know how much I loathe skinny jeans in general? Well, I don’t hate them on Lola. If you’re going to wear skinny jeans, I really think you have to be a coltish teenager to pull them off.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Ordinarily, with this kind of complicated story involving back-and-forth BS from multiple sources, I make an effort to simplify and clarify, so it’s easier for the you, the reader, to understand. I won’t be doing that here, mostly because Kelly Osbourne is a pill. I’m usually on her side about stuff, for whatever reason (mostly because I feel bad for her), but not today. Kelly has given a new interview where she’s talking about her failed engagement to Luke Worrell, the blonde, femme dude seen above. They were together for something like a year, and they broke up in a storm of dramz involving Luke’s wandering eye and wandering dong. What makes it worse for Kelly is that Luke was screwing around on her… with a transsexual. Kelly talks about the trauma, in graphic terms, and then she gets called out for it:

Kelly Osbourne has had perhaps the most embarrassing celebrity break-up of all time. After gushing to the world how in love she was with ex-fiancé Luke Worrall it all went wrong when she found out he had allegedly cheated on her with a transsexual who is awaiting gender reassignment surgery.

Kelly claims that she was absolutely humiliated when she had to tell her parents Ozzy and Sharon that the love of her life had reportedly cheated with Elle Schneider. The 27-year-old told Glamour Magazine: ‘Having to tell them my fiance had cheated on me with a tranny who sold his/her story to the press [was the most uncomfortable moment]. It was so humiliating.’

Osbourne explained how she found it difficult to understand why male model Luke would cheat on her with a man after being together for around a year and a half.

She added to the magazine: ‘Everyone kept telling me that Luke was cheating on me, but I never believed them. It’s hard enough to get your head around someone cheating on you, but when someone is a chick with a d**k? Up until then, I’d always thought that the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl. Don’t you think?’

The singer has come under fire from Transadvocate.com for her choice of words to describe transgender model Elle Schneider.

Transadvocate.com, which was created by Marti Abernathey, recently posted an article titled Kelly Osbourne’s Transphobic Rant: Humiliated by Chicks With Dicks and Trannys.

The author of the article called Osbourne’s words ‘hate filled’ and Transadvocate.com also took to Twitter and said: ‘@MissKellyO People die because people talk like you did of us. You should learn what being an ally is. Seriously.’

Kelly replied: ‘@transadvocate I APOLOGIZED words can be misinterpreted please stop this it brakes my heart to think i have ever offended any1 that is lgbt (sic).’

After several more exchanges on the social website Kelly realized that Transadvocate.com had called her a ‘bigot’ and pleaded to be left alone.

She said: ‘@transadvocate all u r doing is spreading more hate this needs to stop! i apologized you accepted now please move on and stop this ugliness (sic).’

[From The Mail]

Is the “chicks with dicks” label bigotry? Is it bigoted to say “tranny”? I feel like it’s how you use those terms, and while Kelly’s comments weren’t complimentary, I’m not sure she crossed the line into hate speech either. Am I wrong?

As for Kelly’s humiliation and the whole “I’d always thought that the worst way to get cheated on would be with an ugly girl” – I couldn’t disagree more. One of the worst breakups I ever had was one when the guy I was seeing cheated on me with a really, really anorexic girl. Like, she took pride in her eating disorder. And she was super-annoying too. THAT was the worst… for me. For Kelly, the worst is being cheated on with a transvestite or transsexual. But… that’s kind of how she looks too, so at least Luke had a type, right?

UPDATE: I should have identified Elle as a transsexual, as should Kelly.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

A few months ago, Kelly Osbourne rather gleefully declared that Christina Aguilera’s weight gain meant that “Christina is becoming the fat bitch she was born to be.” This came after years of alleged and not-so-alleged back-and-forth between Christina and Kelly, and I should point out – it does seem like Christina started it when she really started criticizing Kelly’s weight years ago. Back in August, when Kelly first called Christina a fat bitch, Christina was only slightly larger, mind you, because as we’ve seen over the last week and a half, Christina has really been boozing it up hard, and it’s written all over her face and body. When Kelly and the rest of the Fashion Police crew were discussing Christina’s weight gain and general disastrous appearance during the Michael Jackson tribute, Kelly once again took some shots at Christina.

Kelly Osbourne sure holds a grudge. On E!’s Fashion Police Friday, the 26-year-old slammed Christina Aguilera for her weight. “She called me fat for years,” Osbourne said. “I was never that fat.”

Osbourne was criticizing Aguilera’s performance look at last weekend’s Michael Jackson Tribute Concert. The 30-year-old paired a pantsless ensemble with fishnet tights, heavy makeup and supersized hair.

But Ozzy’s daughter wasn’t the only cohost to attack Aguilera’s figure. “Lady Marmalade got into the peanut butter again,” Joan Rivers sniped.

“I’m looking at this and thinking, ‘Well, she’s put on weight. This just isn’t flattering,’” George Kotsiopoulos said. “But this is just a crappy outfit, regardless. No matter what shape your body is in, it’s just bad.”

Kotsiopoulos pointed out Aguilera was “still probably a size 2/4,” but Osbourne was quick to disagree.

“Trust me,” she said. “I’m a 2/4. That is not a 2/4.”

This isn’t the first time Osbourne has criticized The Voice coach. Last month on E!’s Fashion Police she called Aguilera a “fat bitch.”

“She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” Osbourne vented, “so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.”

Ironically, Osbourne battled with her weight in the past, but after her 2009 stint on Dancing with the Stars she shed 48 pounds and kept it off. “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that,” she told Us in 2010. Osbourne checked into rehab for drug and alcohol addiction three times.

[From Us Weekly]

CB thinks Kelly is full of it for declaring “I was never that fat.” Because Kelly was as heavy as Christina at one point, although to give Kelly some credit, she wore her extra weight a lot better (I’ve included older photos of Kelly at the end of the post). I think Christina’s frame is more petite, so her weight gain is more noticeable. Also: Kelly is a size 2/4 currently? Just like Kim Kardashian and Kirstie Alley, I suppose.

Here are some photos of Kelly when she was as heavy as Christina – the ones where Kelly has black hair are from 2007, and the blonde spiky one is from 2009. Kelly’s body then looks pretty similar to Christina’s body now.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.