In Kendra Wilkinson’s 2010 memoir, Sliding into Home, she pretty much pre-confirmed the details of sex with Hugh Hefner that Crystal Harris spouted on Howard Stern last week. We covered some of the excerpts last year, and Hollywood Life has this more thorough account of the passage in Kendra’s book in which she recounts her first sex session with Hef and the other girls. This is the first time I’m reading this more complete passage, and she goes into more detail than I expected. Warning: if you think too hard about this it may bother you.

“Eventually everyone got out of the tub and climbed onto Hef’s bed, where he was lying on his back waiting. There were about seven other girls with me, and we were all [nude]. Someone handed me some body gel, but I had no idea what I was supposed to do with it, so I set it aside on the bed. Holly got things started by getting Hef going, um, orally. Meanwhile, some of the other girls were slapping ass, getting all kinky, and yelling out all sorts of crazy things. I was scared — these girls were strangers to me. I just sat on the edge of the bed and watched. I wanted to be left alone and only do what I had to do. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him. By this point my mom’s voice was no longer in my head, thank goodness, I was just focused on what was going on in front of me. Each girl rode Hef for about a minute or so and then hopped off and did her own thing — some fooled around with the other girls, while others just sort of sat to the side and watched. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn. I had been taking notes in my head, so I knew about a minute was all I needed to put in. Counting the time in my head, I had sex with Hef for the first time. At about the minute mark, I pulled away and it was done. It was like a job. Clock in, clock out. Or in this case, c*ck in, c*ck out.”

[From Hollywood Life]

Kendra admitted that it wasn’t a love match with Hef and described in detail how she endured her time with him for just one minute the first time they had sex. Guess what Kendra had to say about Crystal Harris’ admission on Howard Stern that she wasn’t attracted to Hef and that they had sex once and it last two seconds. She called her trash.

“She just needs to keep her mouth shut, and be classy about it,” the reality star, 26, tells me Saturday when she hosts The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s Atlantic City. “After the whole non-marriage thing broke to the news, I actually thought she was being classy about things, until she started opening her mouth about the bed stuff. She just totally made herself look like crap. She looks like trash. I mean, it’s disgusting. She needs to keep her mouth shut, and be a bigger person. Walk away. People don’t like that. People don’t like a hypocrite. She’s a hypocrite.”

“It’s not classy how she is opening her mouth the way she is. Hef’s been Hef for how many years now?! He just needs to kick her a** out, throw her to the curb and keep living his life. With all the drama he’s had for 86 years, what’s this one girl going to do? He needs to throw her to the curb and move on with his life.”

[From OK! Magazine]

So Crystal is “trash” and a “hypocrite” for saying that sex with Hef lasted two seconds, but when Kendra described sex with Hef as lasting a minute that she counted down in her head that was totally different. Hef needs to put a non disclosure clause in the contracts he has with these ‘hos. $2k a week, free room and board and free plastic surgery should at least be able to buy their silence.

Photo credit: WENN.com

Kendra Wilkinson didn’t even make it to the final three on Dancing With the Stars. There was some talk of how Kendra thought that Kirstie Ally stole all of the attention that Kendra thought was meant for her. So, isn’t it odd timing that on the day when people are talking about who won DWTS, Kendra comes out with a new interview and bikini shoot with Life & Style. It’s an inevitable move, and one that Kendra has made many, many times before. It’s really the only move she’s got, right? I guess the new thing that she’s promoting is that she’s a size zero now! If Kendra is a zero and Kim Kardashian is a four, then…?

Kendra Wilkinson got more than just 6th place on Dancing With the Stars — she got her former body back! “I feel like I look so much better than I used to!” Kendra reveals during her exclusive Life & Style photo shoot. “I was a size 2 or 4 before Dancing With the Stars and now I’m a size 0. My waist is still shrinking! When you work out, you produce so much lactic acid, so my body always looks thicker and more muscular. Now that I’ve had a couple of weeks off, my body is fuller and looks better. I hope I’ll look like this forever. But to be honest, I will never be satisfied!”

Kendra reveals that a combination of Ab Cuts’ fat-burning supplements and a diet of natural foods helped to keep her fit. “Ab Cuts and fruits and veggies are my answer,” Kendra explains. “When you’re eating bad, you end up getting bacteria overgrowth. When you eat well, your body naturally cleanses itself.”

The former Girl Next Door publicly struggled to reclaim her famous Playboy body following son Hank’s December 2009 birth where she gained 60 pounds of baby weight. Although she’s dropped the weight, it hasn’t stopped her from thinking about baby no. 2.

“I’m worried about gaining the weight back,” she says to Life & Style. “but motherhood is worth it.”

So what will be different next time? “I’ve learned my lesson with the first child,” Kendra says. “I’m determined to be healthier and treat my body better.” Hubby Hank Baskett is just as excited for her new toned body.

“Hank loves my new body,” she tells Life & Style. “He says this is the most beautiful I’ve ever looked.” And while Hank can’t wait to add onto their growing family, for now the two are reconnecting in the bedroom.

“He’s ready [for another baby], but we’re just having fun being young parents to Hank for now,” she adds.

[From Life & Style]

So it’s an advertisement for Ab Cuts? Sure. And I’m surprised that Kendra hasn’t gotten pregnant again. Maybe she’ll do it when she realizes that pregnancies sell better than bikini photo shoots? Is that a new truism or is it just how it seems to me? Jessica Alba can’t get anybody interested in her second pregnancy, so maybe it would be the same for Kendra.

By the way, celebrity and non-celebrity ladies: stop announcing your size. Most people don’t believe you anyway.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Life & Style.

Carrie Ann Inaba is the nicest judge on Dancing with The Stars and goes the easiest on contestants by far. Leave it to Kendra Wilkinson to take offense with something Carrie Ann says, though. Kendra has been trying to get some attention for her lousy dancing for weeks and nothing has worked, so she’s blowing up a mild comment from Carrie Ann as if it’s the worst thing she’s heard. I shouldn’t take that stance on it, Kendra is probably just upset because Carrie Ann’s comment hits the closest to home. She feels trashy, like she’s not worthy, and she’s been talking about how she’s going to be classy this season, only she’s incapable of it and it hurts her feelings when people point it out.

“We have our own definition,” Wilkinson told reporters following the Dancing with the Stars elimination on Tuesday, after Inaba said she seemed to be “afraid of elegance” during her performance the night before. “Elegance is what [my husband] Hank [Baskett] sees, not what Carrie Ann sees. That’s what I care about.”

The reality star admits that right after Inaba’s comment, she felt “like giving up.”

“Another woman telling me about elegance eats away at my ego,” she said. “I’m a huge Carrie Ann fan, and she’s [usually] so sweet, but that one comment – I felt belittled at that moment and embarrassed.”

Wilkinson makes it clear that she does take her time on the show seriously, but not too seriously.

“This is great, and a time of my life I will look back on, but it’s not my life,” she said. “My life is my family memories. We just bought a new home. That right there means the world to me.”

“Why am I listening to people that I don’t care about?” Wilkinson continued. “I’m out here to have a good time – to be Kendra and dance and shake my butt – not to be a professional dancer.”

[From People]

Carrie Ann really said “elegance is not so different from sexy. It’s like you’re afraid of elegance” and Kendra’s face fell for a second, (see header photo) then she smiled and retorted “I just don’t care about it.” Carrie Ann continued “It’s like that sexy goddess appeal last week. You have that.” It’s not like Carrie Ann was being rude, she was just trying to offer some pretty mild constructive criticism.

Poor Kendra. She’s got two sex tapes out, at least one of which she signed off on, she wrote in detail about screwing a guy 60 years older than she is, starting when she was 18, being a stripper and doing drugs and she feels super hurt when she’s told she’s “afraid of elegance.” She wants to reinvent herself only she’s known as a playmate who got her start as one of Hefner’s kept women, and she cashed in on a sex tape just last year. The public has a pretty long memory, but the news cycle is short. If she keeps her mouth shut we won’t be talking about her, and if she does talk then we’ll know she’s insecure about it.

If you’d like to see Kendra’s dance in question, it starts at about 19:20 into this linked video. She’s stiff, her boobs are pushed up and spilling out, and she keeps pulling faces and pursing her lips. She’s hanging in there though, and it must be hard to do that week after week and have to hear criticism of your dancing. When Bruno told her she needed to feel the music, she said she had just four days to prepare.

The new Dancing with the Stars cast has been announced, and apart from Scientologist Kirstie Alley it looks decent. We heard rumors last year that Kirstie was gunning to be on Dancing and it looks like her dream came true. As much as she bugs, it will be fun to see her sneering face on the show for a couple weeks. She’ll probably last just as long as Margaret Cho did last season. Among the other contestants are Kendra Wilkinson, Wendy Williams, Petra Nemcova, Ralph Macchio, Sugar Ray Leonard and a few other people I’ve barely heard of.

Wendy Williams – Talk show hostess, 46 (Her show will be on hiatus while she’s on DWTS)

Sugar Ray Leonard – Boxing great, 54

Kirstie Alley – Actress, Diet pill shiller, 60

Ralph Macchio – Actor (Karate Kid) 49

Kendra Wilkinson – Reality star, Playmate, 25

Chelsea Kane – Disney actress (Jones LA), singer, 22

Lil Romeo – Rapper, 21

Mike Catherwood – Radio host (Loveline), 31

Hines Ward – Football player, Wide receiver Pittsburgh Steelers, 34

Chris Jericho – Professional wrestler, 40

Petra Nemcova – Model, charity founder (Happy Hearts Fund), 31

It’s nice to see to see Petra Nemcova again. We haven’t heard much about her in a couple of years and I wondered what she was up to. Can you believe Ralph Macchio is 49? I remember when he was on The Today Show a while ago and everyone was marveling at how young he still looks.

It’s hard to predict who will prevail this season, and that’s what makes Dancing With The Stars so watchable. Plus we love to see pseudo celebrities make asses out of themselves. It premieres on March 21.

Kirstie Alley and Kendra Wilkinson are shown outside STK restaurant on 2/28/11 after the DWTS announcement. Why is Kirstie not wearing shoes? Petra Nemcova is shown on 2/27/11 at the Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party. Credit: WENN.com. Some headshots credit: PRPhotos. List via Huffington Post

Radar online is reporting that there’s yet another Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, this one featuring her getting it on with another woman and filmed in night vision. Kendra’s last sex tape came out in early summer of last year. It was filmed before she met her husband, Hank Baskett. While Kendra tried to act as if she was upset about the tape being released, it couldn’t have come out with her sign off, she was working to sell it a year and a half prior, and she earned a half million advance plus a reported 50% of sales. Kendra Exposed is one of the top selling celebrity sex tapes of all time, and surely earned her a bundle.

Now there’s yet another Kendra sex tape coming, according to Radar. Only that doesn’t jibe with the “football mom with a wild streak” image that Kendra is trying to put out there. I foresee more tearful interviews in which she tries to squeeze out tears while hearing “ca-ching!” on a repeat in her mind.

A new sex tape featuring Kendra with a girlfriend is on its way to being sold publicly,RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
Less than a year after Kendra’s home-made sex tape with an ex boyfriend became an instant $ucce$$, the ex-Girl Next Door is starring with another girl in a tape shot approximately the same time at the first one.

“Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends.

“It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.”

Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape.

Justin shot hours of tapes of Kendra having sex and last year Vivid had a huge hit with the first release. Now the details are being worked out for the release of the new tape.

And although Kendra publicly assailed the release of the first sex tape, as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported she secretly signed off on the deal and received a hefty payday.

Now, she stands to profit again from her newfound status as a reality porn star.

“Kendra and Taryn started fooling around and then Kendra wanted the light turned off,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “But the camera that was recording them had night vision, so it looks like the Paris Hilton porn tape. Everything is completely clear.

“The girls are laughing at first, and the guys are encouraging them to kiss each other. They started kissing while giggling and then things got hotter.”

[From Radar]

I would have no problem with Kendra releasing a sex tape if she would just say “yeah, it’s really good money and I can’t pass it up.” Instead, she says things like “a sex tape is definitely not what I wanted in my life” and “I didn’t do it for money, I did it because I was in love with him [her co-star]. It just sucks. It’s really embarrassing.” If it’s so embarrassing and personally traumatizing then don’t sign on off on it, and/or hire a lawyer to fight it. (Athough that probably wouldn’t be necessary since Vivid is on the up and up and they wouldn’t release the tape without a participant’s sign off.) Otherwise don’t cry about it and make up a bunch of excuses. This ex boyfriend of Kendras has surely already convinced her to make another bundle of cash off their home movies. The girl-on-girl sex tape could have been part of the original deal with Vivid. They waited nearly a year since the last film and are now building up buzz for the next one.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Two of Hef’s last set of girlfriends, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison, have responded to the news of his engagement to 24 year-old Crystal Harris. Kendra was more congratulatory, which makes sense considering that her arrangement with Hef was more business than anything serious. Holly said she was surprised and that she had a hard time saying anything about it as she was afraid it wouldn’t sound sincere. Holly was hoping to marry Hef herself, and even shelled out her own money for IVF treatments trying to get pregnant back when they were together. When Hef’s sperm just sat there and shrugged, Holly packed up and left, supposedly realizing that she wanted more out of life. She doesn’t sound completely at peace with the news that Hef is marrying the next one to come along.

She had to share Hugh Hefner with two other ladies, but Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett wasn’t shocked to hear that Hef had decided to get engaged to Playmate Crystal Harris.

“I’m not surprised,” Kendra told Marc Malkin of E! Online. And as Malkin reports, Wilkinson-Baskett though this might go down all the way back when Hefner divorced Kimberley Conrad in September, 2009 — Hefner and Conrad had been separated since 1998.

“And then I heard how much he loves Crystal and how he looks at her,” Kendra said. “You can just tell there’s a whole other meaning of love in him. I feel like she’s the girl for him.”

Kendra’s sentiments contrasted completely with those expressed by Holly Madison, who was at one time Hef’s number one girl.

“I’m very surprised,” Madison told Malkin. “I have a lot of different feelings on it. I don’t just feel one way. I kind of didn’t want to put a generic statement out there like ‘Congratulations!’ because I felt everyone would see through that.”

Madison left Hefner in 2008, when she found out he couldn’t have any more children at his advanced age.

“I want to be with somebody I can have more of a future with eventually. Hef and I can’t get married and have kids,” she said at the time “So it was fun while it lasted but it wasn’t right for my old age. I got too old for Hef.”

[From The Huffington Post]

Last week we heard a rumor that Holly was upset that Crystal succeeded where she failed, and it seems like that was true. So did Holly just break up with Hef hoping he’d propose? It must be hard out there when you’re hustling and hosting bikini parties. Holly finally scored her own reality show but it took her a while. Meanwhile Kendra is taking tips from the Kardashian school of famewhoring. She’s got her own sex tape, reality show, and exaggerates her marital problems to earn tabloid covers followed by more headlines when she denies the stories she planted. Lord knows what happened to Bridget.

Holly is shown on 12/31 and 12/18/10. Kendra is shown on 1/5/11. Credit: WENN.com

This dude is younger than Hef by about 20 years.

You can tell the gossip has slowed down after this morning’s story cavalcade when I’m covering something about Kendra Wilkinson. As a matter of fact, this whole story is rather tedious. Above is the December cover for Playboy, with Kendra as the cover girl. What’s this about? Didn’t Kendra say that she wasn’t interested in posing for Playboy again now that she was a wife and (single!) mother? Well, as it turns out, the photos Playboy is using are from two years ago, before she had baby Hank.

Hey guys! So I wanted to clear something up really quick! A lot of you saw on my show that I was struggling to decide whether to pose for Playboy again or not. I AM on the December cover of Playboy but it wasn’t from a recent shoot. The photos are from a shoot I did 2 years ago when I was still living in the mansion. I’m flattered to be on the cover again and as you all know Playboy has a very special place in my heart! I just wanted you guys to know I didn’t recently pose.

[From Kendra Wilkinson’s blog]

In and of itself, it’s not so bad – Kendra didn’t want to pose again, so she and Hef came to some kind of understanding and she gave her permission for the mag to use old photos. But here’s my question: is this all about Kendra not being comfortable with her post-pregnancy body? She has every right to not pose again – that’s her choice. But it bothers me that she would authorize older photos of herself and that people would think “Oh, she looks great after having a baby!” Or, that people would think “Yeah, they’ve got to use old photos because her body sucks after giving birth.” It all feels very anti-motherhood.

Playboy cover courtesy of Kendra’s blog.

When I saw this week’s Kendra Wilkinson-separation story on Life & Style cover this morning, I thought “Wow, they’re really milking this dumb fake separation story for all it’s worth.” Now that I’ve read Life & Style’s excerpt, I still think that, but I understand a little bit more why it’s a “story”. They got an interview with Kendra, and she talks about the hard time she’s having being (temporarily) separated from Hank Baskett. Now… she and Hank didn’t “split up” or file for separation or anything. Hank is just moving around to different cities for work, and Kendra had enough and so she moved back to LA:

Kendra Wilkinson’s life has been turned upside down ever since husband Hank Baskett was dropped by the Philadelphia Eagles and signed to the Minnesota Vikings. Now, Kendra sits down with Life & Style, to discuss her heart breaking decision to take son, 11-month–old Hank, back to LA—alone.

“Not having Hank around hurts,” Kendra tells Life & Style. “Moving across the country by myself makes me think of my own mom who raised me and my brother alone. Hank’s not going to be there forever, but with him not physically here, I’m a single parent now.”

With Hank so far away, Kendra felt most at home on the West Coast. “I fit in well in Philly, and I could relate to all the people, but the West Coast is my home. This is where all my family and friends are.”

Hank’s decision to sign with the Minnesota Vikings — and spend time away from his family— resulted in a screaming match with his exasperated wife. “It hurt a lot,” Kendra tells Life & Style. “When Hank left I felt lonely. He’s my everything. Nobody else can really fill that loneliness.”

She admits there’s been a lot of tears throughout this time.

“We cry. It’s hard, and we aren’t ashamed to cry.”

But thanks to her family and Hank’s, she has a big support system to turn to for help. Still, there’s no substitute for being together with her husband.

“I’m going to go back to the minus-2-degree weather to spend Thanksgiving, baby Hank’s 1st birthday and Christmas in a small one bedroom hotel room with my husband and son. That’s all that matters to me.”

[From Life & Style]

Not to sound heartless, but if it’s so painful to be without Hank, why not just move to Minnesota with him? I’m suggesting this knowing that Kendra and Hank have millions in the bank – it’s not a situation where they have two competing careers and they NEED to be in two different cities. Kendra’s career is as a reality star now, right? She can do that anywhere, and part of the “fun” would be to see her try to assimilate in a new a city.

Cover courtesy of Jezebel.

Yesterday we heard a story from Life & Style that claimed that Kendra Wilkinson had turned down an offer to pose in Playboy for the fifth time because she felt self conscious of her post-baby body. An “insider” told L&S that “She just wants to lose more weight before doing it.” Kendra has lost most of her baby weight but hasn’t yet returned to the very fit shape she was in before she had Hank Jr. in December of last year. She looks incredible, but she’s said that she’s disappointed with her shape, that she’s planning liposuction if and when she has another baby and that “being fit and sexy is definitely important to me, and it’s what makes me happy.” So it’s not a stretch to assume that she would pass on Playboy for the umpteenth time because she doesn’t feel up to. Kendra told E! though that she turned down the shoot for her husband’s sake, though:

You might have seen the tabloid speculation that our pal Kendra Wilkinson-Baskett has turned down an offer to pose in Playboy for the fifth time because she was concerned about her weight.

That’s bogus.

Kendra tells us the real story…

In short, the magazine came calling while the E! reality star (new season premieres Nov. 7) and football player hubby Hank Baskett were living in Philadelphia. At the time, Kendra said she wanted to pose again to prove to people that she was still sexy—that moms can still be sexy.

The 25-year-old mommy of one hired a photographer to take some test shots. Hank didn’t found out about it until he came home that afternoon to find his wife posing in the living room in some rather skimpy attire.

“He didn’t yell at me,” Kendra says. “He wasn’t mad at me for doing that photo shoot. He actually sat down with me and he went over the reasons of doing it. And you know, my reasons weren’t right. I wanted to do Playboy for the wrong reasons. The wrong reasons are to prove people wrong, not to prove it to myself but to people and to put my middle finger up to everybody and be like, ‘I’m going to do Playboy!’ But that wasn’t the right reason, you know?”

Kendra insists she’s feeling really good about herself these days. She’s moved back to the L.A. area with baby Hank Jr. while daddy Hank is off in Minnesota playing for the Vikings. They’re looking to buy a house and settle down on the West Coast. “I feel sexy again,” she says. “No joke, every person I have run across is like ‘Oh, my god! You look so skinny!’ I’m like, ‘Oh, my god, really?’ Like that’s crazy! I haven’t even had a chance to work out!”

And Kendra even showed off her C-section scar for the photographer: “I was like, ‘C-section scar, bitches!’ You know, I don’t care. I can make fun of myself. I don’t really care. At the end of the day I’m not some supermodel. I’m me. I’m Kendra, you know? I’m not trying to be someone I’m not.”

[From E! Online]

At first I thought that was a bad excuse, since Kendra cashed in on her sex tape when she was married. Maybe Hank really did talk her out of it, and maybe she was leaning towards “no” anyway. As this article mentions, Kendra is currently living in LA while Hank is in Minnesota, but they insist they’re ok and keep the flames burning with frequent skyping and sexting. This is in contrast to earlier reports that they’re on the rocks.

Kendra Wilkinson is supposedly leaving her husband, football player Hank Baskett, and moving back to Los Angeles without him. Baskett, a wide receiver, was signed to the Minnesota Vikings again on September 22 (he was first with them from 2006-2009) after spending the 2009 season with the Indianapolis Colts and being signed to the Philadelphia Eagles for 2010. It looks like Baskett was let go from the Eagles after playing just a handful of games this season and is now in Minnesota again. This nomadic lifestyle must be getting to be too much for Kendra, because she’s supposedly leaving and putting down roots in LA. She’s only been married for a little over a year. How does she expect to work things out with her husband if she’s high tailing it out of there so soon?

Life & Style can reveal that Kendra Wilkinson has made the shocking decision to take her son and move back to Los Angeles— 1,500 miles away from her husband in Minnesota. “She’s moving back to LA,” an insider reveals to Life & Style. “It’ll happen in mid-October. She made the decision firmly and told Hank.”

While being apart is tough on any couple, Hank’s most upset that he’s spending so much time away from his son at a vital stage in the 10-monthold’s development. “Hank is pissed,” says the insider. “The fighting between Kendra and him is bad. They’ve had teary fights and crying fits. They’ve been screaming at each other. He can’t understand why she won’t come to Minnesota. Every day is torture for him.”

For Kendra, her baby and her series on E! are the only sources of stability in her life, and LA is where her career can thrive. “In her mind, it’s not her fault Hank can’t keep a job,” notes a second insider to Life & Style. “She has a job too — plus friends in LA and family in San Diego. She’s not going to Minnesota and destroy her career.”

[From Life & Style]

Kendra and Hank have plenty of money and can afford to travel for work. They have a reality show that follows them wherever they are. There’s no reason for Kendra to leave and take the baby with her. She can always stay in LA for a little while for work and come back. Speaking of their reality show, the third season premieres in November so this little tidbit could be completely manufactured in order to drum up interest in the show. This could be true, though. In what little I’ve seen of Kendra’s show she’s complained bitterly about living in Indianapolis and having to move around. She even said that NFL stood for “Not For Long.” I guess that might also be said of Kendra’s marriage. She’s only 25 and probably doesn’t want to settle down anyway. All she’s known of life is living in the Playboy Mansion and then getting engaged and married in short order.

Whatever is going on with these two, they’re still together now. Kendra just posted photos to her blog of a night out in Philadelphia with Hank and their friends. They were probably saying goodbye as they were about to move.