Kevin Federline was interviewed on “Ellen” yesterday, and he revealed more than a little about his relationship with his pop star wife, Britney Spears. At first he said it was hard to compete with her, and then he backtracked by saying, oh he’s not in competition with her. Why did he say he was then?

You can watch the interview through TMZ.

K-Fed feels like less of a man because his wife is/was such a big star. He’s a crap rapper, but at least his band and dancers are decent. Here’s a clip of his awful performance on the “Ellen” show:

While K-Fed may want to compete with Britney, she’s not the star she once was. Her earning power is fading fast, and it’s doubtful she’ll ever get back her old success:

That’s not really surprising, but she’s still richer than small countries and large percentages of people combined. You think that would help her clean up and dress right.

Britney has scheduled a C-Section for her second child – to take place on little Sean Preston’s birthday, September 14th. She’s also planning on calling the baby “Jailynn” in honor of her parents and her sister.

Now doesn’t that take a special day away from her current child, who is already getting a sibling at the tender age of one? It seems like a pretty dumb move on Britney’s part if it’s true. She’s having a scheduled C-Section, so surely she could have gone a few days before or after Sean Preston’s birthday. The little guy deserves to have his own birthday.

Not only is he subject to Britney’s poor (but well-intentioned) parenting, now he’s getting his damn birthday downgraded too. It just doesn’t seem fair to either baby.

Here is Britney nurishing her unborn child with some Taco Bell. Her companion seems to enjoy fast food as well. Thanks to BreatheHeavy and X17 for these photos.

How does this fool keep getting work? He’s the laughingstock of the Teen Choice Awards, but still manages to get a talking gig on “CSI.” Now comes the news through the Pajiba weekly roundup that K-Fed has landed a three-episode talking part on the HBO series “Entourage”

Like the author of this piece, the “CSI” gig didn’t bother me so much as this news that K-Fed’s going to be featured on “Entourage.” I really, really hope they make fun of him mercilessly, kind of like the way they portrayed Bob Sagat as a scumbag with hookers living at his mansion. It won’t really matter, though, because K-Fed won’t get the joke, and this will just feed his false bravado.

Here’s the reason K-Fed has any job at all other than struggling backup dancer, Britney. She is shown getting coffee on 8/29. It’s nice to see that her mom’s still around. What is up with those high-heeled flip flops she’s wearing? Pictures found at BreatheHeavy.com and taken by X17.

Bigwigs in the hip-hop community have dismissed Kevin Federline’s piss poor attempt to break into the rap industry by getting his former pop star wife to bolster his lack of talent. Magazine editors say he’s not really notable, and if he is, it’s only for a brief laugh:

That last guy was pretty generous in his quotes. If K-Fed had any talent it wouldn’t really matter that he’s Britney’s husband. I would like to see him get his ass handed to him in a freestyle rap competition with any halfway decent street rapper. Did you see “8 Mile?” K-Fed writes his rhymes ahead of time and they’re awful. There’s no way he has enough skill or brains to diss someone on the fly – he would get laughed off the stage.

Here is K-Fed in mercifully few shots of his god-awful performance at the Teen Choice Awards, along with some of Britney. Thanks to BreatheHeavy.com for the pics.

The Beastie Boys, Eminem and 3rd Bass all prove that white guys can rap. Vanilla Ice was ahead of his time. K-Fed embodies the stereotype that white guys are idiot posers with no talent. His performance at the Teen Choice Awards yesterday just set white rappers back 15 years.

Britney threw some more seaweed over her beached whale of a career by coming on stage in one of her trademark boob-baring maternity dresses and introducing her husband through a mouthful of gum.

During the performance teen boys try to distract from the real K-Fed by performing karaoke to his rapping, and a wingman raps the intro to the song, but nothing can save this hot mess. All the boys do is remind us that K-Fed’s insane ambition to rap is best abandoned in the Junior High years.

This video links out to YouTube:

Thanks to We Love Celebs for the header image and video link.

Britney shows that maternity wear is hard to shop for by wearing the same red striped shorts out again in a visit to the studio with Sean Preston and cute manny Perry in tow yesterday. You think she could mail order if she doesn’t want to go through the trouble of trying stuff on.

She said recently that her second child wasn’t planned, but considering how K-Fed gets paid extra in the prenup for every kid he fathers you know that at least one of them was planning on getting her pregnant again:

She also said in the interview that she has a lot of pregnancy cravings and that she’ll melt an entire big Hershey’s bar in the microwave and eat it in the middle of the night. When I was pregnant I still tried to eat right. I mean ice cream once in a while is ok, but if you’re using the microwave in order to inject more calories that’s really dangerous. Jared Leto gained all that weight to play Lennon’s killer by melting down Haagen Das ice cream and drinking it. Yuck.

K-Fed said that once the baby is born Britney is someone going to change her terrible habits and get skinny so that he can release his album featuring her famous vocals. He also said that Britney played “games” with him when they first started going out to see if he was just in it for the money.

That’s smart of K-Fed to take advantage of Britney for her talent as well as her money. He might not be talented at music, but he sure has healthy sperm.

Pictures from Breatheheavy.com and probably taken by x17, as they like to remind me. (And I do appreciate being able to use their pictures without fear of litigation.)