We were right that K-Fed’s jealousy of Britney’s fame is what kept her from his concert. Kevin is said to have told Britney over dinner to stay away from his show at Pure nightclub last Friday, even though she was planning on coming and was already in Vegas to support him:

Britney was seen fleeing to her suite in tears. An earlier report had Britney jealous that Federline had invited Paris Hilton to come, (although Paris sent her parents instead) but it makes more sense that K-Fed’s jealousy is what kept her away. Earlier rumors had the couple fighting over the fact that K-Fed thought that Brtiney stole his thunder at his performances.

Kevin Federline cannot rap and would have no career if it wasn’t for his talented wife. He was said to have turned down an earlier offer from Britney to get professional production help on his album. He’s a fool for not accepting Britney’s support, and for telling her to stay away from his shows. She will hopefully come to her senses and leave him soon.

TMZ reported that Britney Spears planned to attend the listening party for her husband Kevin Federline’s excuse for a rap album at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas this past Friday.

The pictures have come out from the event, and Britney is nowhere to be found. Is she fed up with K-Fed? We reported on Saturday that she was said to be enraged with Kevin when seven month-old Sean Preston fell off the couch when Kevin was supposed to be watching him. Sources say this may have been the fall that fractured the baby’s skull, not the incident with the highchair.

Britney may have stayed away because Kevin asked her to. The couple was said to be fighting over the fact that Britney gets all the attention at events promoting Kevin. The last time they made a public appearance together was at a belated birthay party for Kevin on March 25th.

Britney is also said to feel threatened by reports that her ex-bodyguards plan to dish the dirt on her, which could include allegations of drug use and details of her sloppy lifestyle.

Here is K-Fed looking like a royal ass at his show on Friday. [via]

Update: Britney may have been pissed that Kevin asked Paris Hilton to come to the party. Paris didn’t attend, and sent her parents instead. Another report has Britney and Kevin arguing in Vegas before the gig, with Britney crying before she went back to their suite.

Britney Spears’ seven month-old son, Sean Preston, has fallen several times according to sources close to Kevin and Britney. He’s said to have fallen off the bed twice and off the couch at least once.

Another article states that Sean Preston also rolled off the couch when Kevin was supposed to be watching him, outraging Britney:

Kids fall, and my son rolled off the couch at that age when I was actually watching him. It wasn’t that far and he seemed fine, but it was scary. Of course when a child falls more than a couple of times it is cause for alarm, especially when the baby ends up with fractured skull! Kevin probably wasn’t paying attention to Sean Preston at all, and he deserves much more than a few harsh words from Britney.

Now Britney is said to be afraid of losing Sean since she’s in the system with the Department of Children and Family Services. Considering how poorly the agency handled abuse claims against Michael Jackson, Britney doesn’t seem to have much to worry about.

Britney has received a lot of bad press for driving with her baby in her lap and getting investigated by social services. An online poll in Us Weekly found that only 27% of the people who responded would let their kids play at Britney’s house.

Here are pictures of Britney out shopping without Sean Preston yesterday. TMZ has a video of Britney walking to her car. The person videotaping asks “Is everything ok with Sean?” and she nods yes and gets in the car.

If you look closely you can see that she’s wearing a locket with a little picture of Sean Preston on it.

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Britney Spears has met with Will and Grace producers to discuss an ongoing role in school-based sitcom, “Detention”:

Britney is said to be very interested and is looking forward to the project. We don’t think she can act, but it’s likely she’ll get the role anyway.

Meanwhile Britney is said to be pushing K-Fed to enroll in charm school, but he predictably doesn’t want to go:

You can’t change a guy, Britney, that’s why you don’t marry the guys you date in your early twenties.

Here are a bunch of different looks that Britney has sported recently, as shown on People Online. [via]

Nothing came of the recent Department of Children and Family Services investigation into Sean Preston’s skull fracture. The case was dropped immediately after case workers questioned the Spears-Federlines. (In what is probably an oversight, The Sun spells Federlines last name wrong in the way that we all do to make fun of him.)

From what I know, Child Services can take months to investigate a case. They must have closed this one right away because it was Britney’s baby.

Here is Kevin Federline in Century City, California on April 11th.

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Kevin Federline and Britney Spears are reportedly fighting because KFed feels that Britney steals all the attention at events promoting his album. Both Star Magazine and Life and Style report that Federline feels lame because he can’t get any recognition on his own. The gossip rags have a similar take on Kevin’s promotional appearance at Club X in Dallas on April 1st.

Life and Style reports:

And Star says:

While Britney’s right about being the bigger star, she has mistaken ideas about where she should focus her efforts. She seems to think her forgettable drop-in appearance on Will and Grace is the beginning of an actual acting career:

In case you doubt these negative reviews, you can watch Britney’s “acting” for yourself. She is a bigger star than her husband - but she’s a pop singer, not an actress:

Kevin Federline, who amazed everyone by getting a paid job last week, is under fire from 80s pop star Thomas Dolby for using the signature music from “She Blinded me with Science” on his latest “rap” song accessible from his 1997-era MySpace. (link launches automatic “music”)

Dolby blogs about Federline’s theft of the sample:

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Dolby is touring again as a single act after 15 years, and finds it amusing that press outlets are more interested in his feud with Federline than the fact that he’s revitalizing his music career.

Here is Federline’s wife, Britney Spears, rotting her child’s teeth and accompanying her husband to a promotion gig for his album at Club X in Dallas.

Header image is from Thomas Dolby’s upcoming tour.

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Starpulse has a story stating that little people organizations are outraged that Britney hired people of small stature to entertain her husband at his birthday party in Atlanta. We could find no press releases or official statements confirming this, although it does seem obvious that her actions would upset people:

When we first reported that Britney hired dwarves to entertain her husband, we noted that “People who mock little people are ignorant and stupid.” It’s like hiring someone in black face for laughs, and Britney deserves plenty of criticism for this.

Here are some little people organizations so that we can all be a little more enlightened about how offensive Britney’s actions were. (Again, there are no official press releases, but it may be helpful to get someone else’s point of view.)
- Dwarfism.org, which notes that the term “midget” is highly offensive
- The Children of Difference Foundation
- Little People of America

Britney is said to be due in September if she’s really pregnant. We don’t think that dumb bitch should produce any more children, and hope that the nanny can drum some sense into SP, because he doesn’t have much of a chance with the parents he’s got.

Here’s Britney getting her hair done and talking on the phone yesterday. [via]

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Some nude pictures of Britney Spears that were seen online have been deemed fakes:

No word if the naked Britney pictures sold to Golden Palace for $40,000 last week were also fake.

Britney’s appearance on Will and Grace Thursday was said to be decent and funny, but a bit rough in spots. Her southern accent was also said to be overdone.

Here are two recent sets of pictures of Britney’s husband, Kevin Federline. These show him getting coffee for Britney on Sunday March 26, and arriving with his friends at a recording studio in Atlanta on March 24th.

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K-Fed, you give us so much to work while describing the title of your new album:

First of all, it’s hysterical that you’re explaining that it’s supposed to be self-explanatory. That really brings home your point, thanks.

Next, did you get the fact that it can have more than one meaning? Because maybe then you wouldn’t try and emphasize the title of the album, which may have beats that could, er, burn you and all of your listeners. (We are so sorry for pointing this out, and are nearly as bad as K-Fed in that respect.)

K-Fed does not yet have a record contract, but is said to be “weighing his options.”

Federline characteristically rebuffed his infinitely more talented wife when she offered to hook him up with her magical producers several months ago.

You can hear a genius one-sample track off his new album on his 1997-era MySpace (launches automatic music).