Paying attention to Britney Spears is like rubbernecking. You have to try really, really hard not to do it, and everyone does it even though it slows us all down.

Britney is supposedly three months pregnant and is planning to leave Kevin to raise the baby “alone.” Here is a thrilling video of the family walking down the street. According to Marie, who puts up all of the best paparazzi photos on the JJB board, the two are staying in separate hotels on the island of Maui.

In these latest photos, Britney sucks in her stomach while shopping and Kevin sucks on a phallic ice cream treat while “filming a video.”

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Despite recent denials by Britney’s publicist, there is no hiding her baby bump in these bikini pictures from yesterday. Star reports that Britney is definitely pregnant and is dumping Kevin. While we’d rather see her single than with Kevin, they still seem to be together. Photos from the last few days show them in Hawaii holding hands and going for a walk with the baby.

The woman with Britney in these photographs seems to be the one seen with Kevin on the hotel balconey earlier.

Update: The National Ledger has highlights from the Star article, which claims that Britney is three months pregnant and wants a trial separation.

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More thrilling balconey shots of world famous freeloader Kevin Federline. The woman with him is not Britney, but may be “Jenny, her manager’s girlfriend” according to posts on the bulletin board where I found the pictures. It doesn’t look like they’re doing more than hanging out, anyway.

Britney just bought a $5.1 million house in Hawaii and is going to release a new fragrance called “In Control.” It’s an ironic choice for a perfume name when her life is anything but “In Control.”

K-Fed seems to have joined his foolish wife in Hawaii. Here are some snaggle-tooth pictures of him talking on the phone. I know, these are thrilling. She may have kicked him out of the house, but he’s still hanging around. [via]

Update: According to British tab “The Sun,” Britney bought a 3 million house in Hawai hoping to rekindle her relationship. I can’t keep up anymore, but the girl is just trying too hard. She should have waited to get married. The same crap would have happened to me if I married any of the idiots I dated in my early twenties. [via]

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Reports are surfacing that Britney was enraged after being tipped off about photos of Kevin with his arm around French “actress” Sandy Lakdar, aka DIE2DIE. She supposedly kicked him out - yes again:

The dates seem a bit sketchy, considering that she was just in New Orleans with Kevin. It’s possible that she kicked him out afterward.

For her part, Lakdar says that she just met Kevin that day, so of course nothing could have happened:

This argument is weak, given how intimate the two looked. Whether she’s telling the truth or not, the pictures are damning. If she only met him that day, then she might not have fucked him but it’s still wrong for him to treat her like an old friend. When I first saw the pictures, I even thought the two might be related. Please let it be true that Britney kicked him out, and let’s hope she’s not really pregnant again. (Or at least that it’s not K-Fed’s.)

Britney’s own cousin talks trash about her relationship, speculating that Britney and K-Fed will split up soon:

We have heard that they fight in public, she has thrown him out of the house in the past and may have briefly taken his Ferrari away, and there are many pictures of Britney without her ring. Britney is also in Hawaii with SP while K-Fed cavorts with a French “actress” in LA. Of course their relationship is stable.