As the only married Jonas brother, you would think that Kevin has quite a weight on his shoulders. He openly discussed waiting to have sex until he was married, and as soon as he got married (around Christmas of last year), everyone started making jokes about how Kevin was probably really, really disappointed with sex with his wife. Plus, there’s the little thing of his wife not letting him share a bed with her - because he snores! But she doesn’t make him move – she is the one to go to the guest room to sleep! Just think, you’ve waited all that time to have sex with your wife, you finally marry the girl of your dreams, and she gets up in the middle of the night, every night, to sleep in the other room. Ah, well.

So it’s really a miracle that Kevin might have gotten her pregnant – but that’s what In Touch Weekly is claiming, sort of. According to their sources, Kevin and his wife Danielle were shopping for pregnancy tests. My guess: they were probably shopping for that “whore” (Mama Jonas’ word) that Joe is dating (Ashley Greene, who does NOT wear a promise ring).

Are newlyweds Kevin Jonas and Danielle Deleasa about to become parents? An eyewitness spotted the happy couple at a Rite Aid pharmacy in West Hollywood on September 16 — and they were buying a home pregnancy test!

A friend has revealed that for Kevin and Danielle, a baby wouldn’t be out of the question, even though they’ve only been married for nine months.

“They’re mature for their age, and they want to start a family,” a friend says. “They’d consider it a major blessing if Danielle was pregnant.”

Kevin, 22, and Danielle, 23, had a spectacular wedding last December at Oheka Castle on Long Island, N.Y. And, of course, in 2008, the singer famously told Details magazine that he would wait until marriage to have sex.

[From In Touch Weekly]

If Danielle is knocked up, good for her. I’ll bet she thought Kevin’s snoring was the best birth control ever, but the joke’s on her! And now Kevin is able to prove to the world that yes, he did have sex. Unless people start questioning whether he and Danielle had fertility problems… but I doubt it. They’re young, they’re in love, and Danielle managed to get pregnant in the guest room. Good for them.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Kevin Jonas, the oldest Jonas boy at 22 years old, got married to his fiancée Danielle Deleasa on Saturday in Long Island. Danielle and Kevin have been together since 2007, although they kept their relationship quiet for a long time. They announced their engagement back in July of this year, and I’m kind of happy they didn’t string out the engagement forever. They kept it quiet, for the most part. Although enough details about the wedding ceremony did creep out, and I found myself chuckling at some of these reports. Okay… so, the East Coast got hit with an enormous snow storm, right? So the theme of the wedding became “fairytale forest princess/winter wonderland”. You know why? Because it’s fabulous! Not to be mean, but I really wonder if it was Kevin or Danielle who wanted the “princess” theme.

Anyway, Joe and Nick Jonas served as their brother’s co-best men, and the rings were Jacob and Co. There were 400 guests (I can only imagine the bitch of a time those guests had getting to the “chateau”) and included Demi Levato and… that’s all I’ve got. Danielle wept through her vows, reportedly.

In a setting fit for a Disney prince and his princess, Kevin Jonas married Danielle Deleasa Saturday night at Oheka Castle, a turn-of-the-century French-style chateau, on a sprawling estate in Long Island.

“We’re so happy that we’re finally married and we were able to share the special moment with family, friends and loved ones,” the couple tells PEOPLE.

Though a blizzard threatened the festivities, the wedding attended by 400 family members and friends, including Demi Lovato, went forward as scheduled.

“The snow only made it look more like a winter wonderland,” said Michael Russo, a celebrity event planner of Roses-n-Lollipops, who for Saturday’s event created a fairytale forest under heated white tents, complete with 14-foot trees draped in hydrangeas and crystals made to look like icicles.

“Danielle looked like a princess,” he said. When she walked down the aisle in her strapless tulle and Chantilly lace Vera Wang gown, “Kevin couldn’t stop smiling,” said Russo.

The bride was escorted down the aisle by her father, Thomas Deleasa. Danielle, a former hairdresser, wore a silk-and-crystal flower in her hair designed by Denise Leli, because she was wearing one when she met Kevin in the Bahamas 2007.

With his brothers, Joe and Nick serving as his best men, Kevin, 22, and Danielle, 23, recited traditional vows and exchanged Jacob & Co. wedding bands they designed for one another.

“Kevin has said many times he feels like he met his princess,” says Russo. “To see them together you can feel the warmth and the love all around them. They are just perfect for each other.”

After the ceremony, guests were to be treated to a smorgasbord of Caribbean, Asian and Italian – among other dishes.

[From People]

Okay, some of that was kind of sweet, even to my jaded soul. It seriously sounds like a nice ceremony that the couple probably loved and will remember always. Congratulations to the happy couple!

Should we talk about the sex? Meh. Maybe Kevin lost his virginity on his wedding night, maybe not. Kevin announced back in 2008 that he was going to wait to have sex until he was married, and by all accounts, he was wearing his Tiffany’s purity ring up until his wedding day. I just feel like it’s none of my business, but if Kevin or Danielle ever talk about it in the future, it will be interesting to know. God knows what Kevin’s mother thinks - she wasn’t happy with the idea of any woman getting their dirty, sl-tty hands on one of her pure little boys.

One of Mama Jonas’s little boys is all grown up and ready to be officially seduced by a harlot hairdresser. People has confirmed that Kevin Jonas, 21, has proposed to his hairdresser girlfriend Danielle Deleasa, and she accepted. For those of us who don’t know (or perhaps don’t care) about the Jonas Brothers, Kevin is the oldest. Which is weird, because I always thought Joe was the oldest. Joe seems older and looks older – but he’s the middle brother of the official JoBros. Kevin’s little brothers tweeted their congratulations to their big brother while Mama Jonas, her heart breaking with thoughts of the impurity of seduction within a marriage, released a statement saying she and her husband’s “hearts are filled with joy.”

Kevin Jonas surprised his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa by showing up at her doorstep in New Jersey early Wednesday morning and dropping down to his knee to ask her to marry him. Presented with a cushion-cut diamond ring that Jonas designed with Jacob & Co., Deleasa couldn’t believe what was happening.

Then, “She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row,” the oldest of the Jonas Brothers tells PEOPLE exclusively.

Jonas, 21, and Deleasa, 22, who met in May of 2007 while vacationing with their families in the Bahamas, haven’t set a wedding date yet. “It still feels like a dream,” she tells PEOPLE.

When Deleasa, a former hairdresser, first met Jonas two years ago, she admits, “I didn’t know who the Jonas Brothers were.” It was Kevin who eagerly pursued her after meeting her and then spotting her walking on the beach with a flower in her hair.

Jonas popped the question after arriving in New Jersey on an overnight flight from a concert in Vancouver. “It was tough performing last night, knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world,” he says.

And while the news is bound to break a lot of young girls’ hearts, the Jonas family couldn’t be happier.

“Our hearts are filled with joy today and we are happy to share with you that our son Kevin has asked Danielle for her hand in marriage,” parents Denise and Kevin Jonas Sr. say in a statement to PEOPLE. “Her answer was yes, and it is such a blessing that she will be joining our family. Kevin and Danielle have not yet set a date. Family is very dear to us, and we hope we have raised Kevin to be a wonderful man and husband. Please join us in our family’s celebration and in congratulating Kevin and Danielle. Thank you for all of your support.”

And younger brothers Joe and Nick said on their Twitter page: “Congrats big brother…..Dani welcome to the family, we can’t wait to have you join us on the road!”

[From People]

Well… good for them. None of it is my cup of tea, but then again I’m not a member of the Jonas family. Different strokes, et cetera. Here’s a question – how could Kevin have been dating a former or current hairdresser for two years, and she’s never done anything to that crazy mop on his head? Just askin’. Congratulations to the happy couple, and God bless.

Kevin Jonas is shown at the Much Music Awards on 6/21/09. Credit: WENN.com. Header image via People.com

In an interview with Larry King, Joe Jonas confirmed that his brother, Nick, is dating Miley Cyrus again. Here’s how it went down: Larry asked how the boys’ love life was going, and Joe replied (for the first of many times in the interview) “we date, and we’ve always said we do.” But when Larry King asked if Joe’s girlfriend (Camilla Belle) was as famous as Nick’s, Joe replied offhandedly, “I don’t think anyone is as famous as Miley Cyrus.”

The interview came after Miley broke up with her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin Gaston last week. Miley has dated Nick before, and after both said in separate interviews that they had “reconnected,” there was speculation that they were back together. You can be sure that Disney execs are pleased about the news. Miley and the Jonas Brothers are vocal about their choice to remain virgins until marriage, but it is easier to believe when they are dating each other.

You can’t help but feel a little sorry for Justin Gaston. Although there might have been some part of him that was in the relationship with Miley for the money and the fame, he clearly cared about her. He also dealt with a lot of flack due to their age difference, and many people thought he was skeevy for it. But he was willing to put up with that to be with her. I’m sure Justin is no saint, but Miley just publicly broke up with him for her (younger) ex-boyfriend. That’s got to hurt.

There is also speculation that Miley was getting cozy off-screen with her co-star Liam Hemsworth in the movie version of the Nicholas Sparks novel The Last Song. But the “photo evidence” of them is just the two of them jetskiing. I don’t see how that means they’re hooking up, but you never know. Maybe Miley is keeping her options open.

Note by Celebitchy: Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus had a surprise duet on stage over the weekend in an encore during the kickoff concert for the Jonas Brothers tour in Arlington, TX. The Jonas Brothers are touring with Jordin Sparks and Miley was not expected at all. Nick and Miley looked a flirty on stage and Nick even gave Miley a little kiss on the cheek afterwards.

Here is Miley and Nick’s performance, thanks to Evil Beet:

Miley and Nick are shown out on 4/10/09. Credit: RIV/Fame Pictures. The Jonas Brothers are shown performing in NY on 6/19/09. Credit: WENN.com

No joking. The Jonas Brothers appear on July’s cover of Good Housekeeping with their mother, and their mom sat down for the interview (story via US Weekly). The Jonas Brothers are famously virgins, and they wear their purity rings proudly, and mom Denise seems to be defending them and their chastity. Denise Jonas says she totally gets that her son are “men” who have “desires” and “testosterone”. Then Denise comes out with this bold statement – “I don’t think they’re above or beyond being seduced.” Seduced? Because it’s the girls who are sluts, right? Not her little boys:

The Jonas Brothers may be virgins, but that doesn’t mean they don’t look at women, their mom admits in the July issue of Good Housekeeping.

“They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone,” Denise says of Kevin, 21, Joe, 19 and Nick, 16. “If they make a mistake, I’m not going to hate them. I don’t think they’re above or beyond being seduced.”

“They have been hurt in relationships by girls,” Denise goes on — without naming names. (Nick has dated both Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, while Taylor Swift has written songs about her split from Joe.)

“But it’s just about growing up and learning what it means to be in a relationship,” she continues.

Denise defends her sons’ decision to wear purity rings and talk about waiting until marriage to have sex.

“They’ve been criticized for proclaiming things they never proclaimed. And what’s the criticism?” she asks. “They don’t want to go out there giving everyone an STD? What’s so terrible about that?”

When her boys do fall in love, she only has one requirement before accepting her: “She must sincerely and totally love my son!”

So how to land a Jonas Bro?

“People always ask, ‘What’s a girl have to do to get your attention?’” Joe says. “She has to be good to Mom.”

[From US Weekly]

I don’t have a problem with the whole idea of waiting until you’re in love, or waiting until marriage, or teaching kids that it’s okay to be a virgin, et cetera. But there comes a point – perhaps when you, your brothers, and your mother are appearing on the cover of Good Housekeeping - when parts of it become a little creepy. Like Stephen King’s Carrie creepy. Like Denise Jonas is going to start talking about “dirty pillows”. It becomes less about waiting for love, respect and safety, suddenly virginity and “purity” becomes a fetish. Maybe I’m totally off-base, though. I think it’s great that there’s a movement afoot to teach both boys and girls to wait to have sex. But, I hope these kids realize that their virginity isn’t the property of their parents, that having sex doesn’t make them bad people, and that it’s not the end of the world to experiment and find what gives them pleasure.

Joe Jonas and Camila Belle are shown below out in LA on 6/3/09. Joe turns 20 in August. Credit: WENN.com. Header image from Good Housekeeping via NY Daily News