The overexposed publicity stunt that is Khloe Kardashian’s wedding to her boyfriend of three whole weeks, Laker Lamar Odom is getting even weirder, if that’s possible. It sounds like someone may have actually talked some sense into the groom, who requested some kind of pre-nup with just one day until the vow exchange. And as suspected, the whole ceremony is part of Khloe’s atrocious reality show on E! – the network is, of course, footing the bill for the wedding.

TMZ has learned — although Lamar Odom thinks love conquers all — he decided to hedge his bets with a prenup. But there’s a big complication.

Odom has lawyered up and so has Khloe. The problem is … they have to get married on Sunday and there isn’t enough time to hash out the details of a prenuptial agreement.

Why, you ask, isn’t there enough time? We’ve learned they must get married on Sunday because one of the Kardashian reality shows is footing the $1 million bill for the wedding, but the deal is that the wedding must be shot this Sunday.

So we’re told Lamar wants a postnup — meaning the agreement will be hashed out and hopefully signed after Sunday’s event.

Now here’s the intrigue. There’s talk that Sunday’s wedding might not be the real deal — it could be a non-binding ceremony. It’s common with a postnup that bride and groom would not officially tie the knot until after they sign the document. What they typically do sign before the ceremony is an acknowledgment that it’s not really an official wedding, to prevent misunderstandings down the road.

And speaking of problems …. we’re told lawyers for Odom and Kardashian are already arguing and hitting road blocks.

[From TMZ]

Sigh. How romantic. Meanwhile, the bride, Khloe, is house-hunting with her overbearing famewhore- er, I mean, mom. I am guessing she’ll be using the dough from her wedding photos for the down payment.

Khloe Kardashian’s extremely rich makeover continues — Khloe and mom Kris Jenner were on the hunt yesterday for a mansion befitting a woman who can go from zero to 60 in three weeks.

Kris and Khloe checked out this Bel Air mansion yesterday — listed at $5,999,900. Our spies say they were scoping out homes between 8,000 and 10,000 square feet, with 5 to 6 bedrooms, a pool and of course, a basketball court for Lamar Odom.

[From TMZ]

To say this whole wedding is sudden is an understatement. I do wonder how much of this is being done to fuel interest in the reality show, and how much of it is being done to get Khloe some attention in the wake of her sister’s unplanned pregnancy. Or, maybe, possibly, the couple really is in love. If that’s the case, what’s the big hurry? I mean, aside from needing content for their reality show. But then again, these girls don’t have the greatest role model when it comes to a healthy attitude towards relationships. I hate to say it, but I can’t help but think these two are doomed.

You have to hand it to Khloe Kardashian, she really took the spotlight off her most famous sister’s shrinking trademark butt, and her cuter sister’s unplanned pregnancy. It’s all about Khloe’s wedding to that multi-millionaire basketball player she met a month ago. People are questioning why she’s in such a hurry while the press is just going through the motions. It’s like everybody loves a wedding so we’re all going to cover it, even though it’s happening way too quickly for common sense. Khloe is on the cover of In Touch this week in her wedding gown – although her wedding hasn’t happened yet and was so hastily planned that guests had to be called first to save the date.

According to the Daily News, Khloe and Lamar Odom’s wedding photos could be worth $300,000 to OK! Magazine, and you can also bet that the whole thing will be filmed for her new reality show. Khloe has some hefty motivation to jump into holy matrimony as quick as she can, but apparently the whole thing was Lamar’s idea as he wanted to tie the knot before basketball season started. That could have been a story the Kardashians put out there so they wouldn’t look like the fame wh*res they are, especially because Lamar’s ex girlfriend and the mother of his two kids calls him a commitment-phobe, but I do think Lamar is into Khloe. That said, I was pretty skeptical of Mariah and Nick Carey’s – I mean Cannon’s – quickie marriage and they’re still together a year and a half later. Those two didn’t seem to get married for promotional purposes, though:

Life on the D-list isn’t so bad for Khloe Kardashian: The reality TV “star” is set to make a hefty sum from her wedding to the Lakers’ Lamar Odom.

Sources say OK! magazine is about to shell out $300,000 for an exclusive on the Sunday nuptials, besting lesser offers from Us Weekly and People.

But Odom won’t be making a dime off the deal, according to a Kardashian family insider. The source says that Khloe will pocket all the cash — with a cut going to her manager-mom, Kris, of course.

Reps for all parties didn’t respond to calls for comment.

[From The NY Daily News]

It doesn’t seem fair that Khloe will get all the money, but Lamar is pretty loaded and has a $33 million, four year contract. I hope he’s arranged for an iron clad prenup. It feels like this whole wedding doesn’t mean as much since it’s being marketed and rushed, but maybe the fact that they’re making a commitment to spend the rest of their lives together is supposed to mean just that. We’ll see how long it lasts.

Oh, so much Khloe Kardashian news… everyone is going overboard with this stuff now. I’m interested in this stuff, but it’s too much. Pretty soon Us Weekly is going to be reporting on Khloe’s last bowel movement as a single girl. Yikes. Alright, let’s take a deep breath and get through this. Last night, Khloe and her fiancée Lamar Odom made an appearance at the Stop Puppy Mills Humane Society’s benefit. A ringless Khloe didn’t speak to reporters, but Lamar confirmed his excitement, saying “I’m always excited when I’m with Khloe.” When asked about Khloe’s ring, Lamar said “What ring? Can’t tell you. If she wants to tell you, she’ll tell you.”

However, Khloe did confirm the wedding on her website, writing, “I’m thrilled to finally be able to tell you that the news is true… Lamar and I are getting married on Sunday!!! I couldn’t be happier and I’m so excited that I can finally share the news with all of you. Your well wishes have meant the world to me and I am truly so blessed to have such amazing fans, family and friends during this incredible time in my life.” Khloe also went out with her mom Kris yesterday to do the wedding registry. Ugh. Can you imagine being invited to this thing? Not only is it so last-minute, you’re expected to bring some gift to a guy with a $33 million contract.

Kris Kardashian is, of course, all over this. Because Khloe’s wedding is all about Kris, you see. Gee, I wonder where these girls get it? Kris told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show, “You know, that’s how Bruce [Jenner] and I met…We met, and we were married four months later. Isn’t that romantic? I just go by what I feel. If you meet somebody, you just know.” Kris also played coy about the engagement ring, saying “If she got a ring, and she’s holding go out on me, I want one too.” Ugh.

Meanwhile, Life & Style has put Khloe on their cover this week. Khloe is wearing a wedding dress and crutching a rose. I actually thought this was photoshopped, but it looks like Khloe gave L&S some kind of exclusive interview. Here’s an excerpt from the cover story:

As Life & Style exclusively reported, newly engaged couple Khloé Kardashian and LA Lakers star Lamar Odom plan to tie the knot this Sunday, Sept. 27 — which means the Kardashian clan has gone into serious wedding-planning mode! Now, Khloé is spilling all the details to Life & Style, on how the whole family pulled together to help plan the wedding in just two weeks!

THE BRIDAL PARTY
“My bridal party is a surprise to me,” Khloé told Life & Style. Kourt and Kim are keeping the seven lucky ladies who get to stand by Khloé’s side during her romantic ceremony a secret from the bride-to-be.

THE RING
Lamar presented Khloé with a gorgeous 9-carat radiant-cut diamond on a pavéd band, a source tells Life & Style. “The ring is amazing!” Khloé tells Life & Style.

GIFTS GALORE!!
Guests will spoil the bride and groom with housewares the couple registered for at Williams-Sonoma and Gearys in LA. Another keepsake? The whole production is expected to be filmed by E! for one of Khloé’s reality shows.

MOM LOVES HELPING OUT
Mother of the bride Kris helped Khloé pick out trinkets for her bridesmaids for two hours at XIV Karat on Sept. 21 in LA. “They were looking at heartshaped necklaces for the bridesmaids and rings for the groomsmen,” says an eyewitness.

[From Life and Style]

I have to hand it to Khloe, she doesn’t overreach. She could have tried to push this story even harder, waited and negotiated a People or Us Weekly cover, but she’s sticking with Life & Style, the tabloid who ran her epic photoshopped bikini pics. She must trust the editor. My guess is that People or Us Weekly will get the first wedding pictures, though. Or the first honeymoon pictures, or the first married bowel movement pictures, whatever.

In one last piece of news about the happy couple, Lamar Odom’s ex-girlfriend/baby-mama Liza Morales is totally “shocked” with the whirlwind romance, and she’s telling her story to E! Liza and Lamar were together for 8 years without getting married, and they had three children together, Destiny (age 11) and Lamar Jr. (age 7), while their infant son Jayden died of SIDS in 2005. Liza says Lamar was “always a commitment-phobe… I didn’t believe [the news] because I got it in a text message, so I thought it was a joke.” Liza says she and the kids won’t be going to the wedding, and that she doesn’t hear from Lamar that much.

Liza also tells E! that she’s worried about her children. She says she has to be a “mama bear” and that she’s worried about what Lamar is introducing into their kids’ lives. She actually sounds very honest, not like an ex with an axe to grind. At the end, she issue her ultimatum: “Lamar has to focus on his children, his relationship with them before he can think about bringing Khloé around.”

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are shown out on 9/22/09. Credit: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com. Khloe, her pregnant sister Kourtney and her boyfriend/baby daddy Scott Disick are shown shopping at “Kitson for Kids while filming a segment for their reality TV show” yesterday, 9/22/09. Credit: WENN.com. Thanks to CoverAwards for the Life & Style cover

The whirlwind romance of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom is one for the books. If you like books about Kardashians and basketball players impulsively getting married after only one month of dating. They announced their engagement last Friday, and by late Monday (yesterday) they had already decided on a wedding date (this Sunday). Allegedly, Lamar has already given Khloe a ring, and their wedding guests are being informed of their “save the date” by phone. Now E! has more details of the wedding and all that surrounds it. The biggest news (to me) was that “sources” are saying that Khloe is totally not pregnant, just “in love”. Also, a prenup has been “discussed”:

With the newly betrothed Khloé Kardashian and Lamar Odom scrambling to pull off their wedding in record time, here’s where things stand as of this morning, according to sources close to the couple.
When: Sunday, late afternoon
Where: At a family friend’s home in L.A.—the Bel-Air residence of music mogul Irving Azoff
Guests: About 250, among them the extended Kardashian clan (including sisters Kim and Kourtney and stepbro Brody Jenner), Odom’s Lakers teammates (Kobe Bryant’s got an invite but hasn’t RSVP’d yet) and several fellow E! personalities (including Ryan Seacrest)
Ring: She has it and is expected to debut it as soon as today. It’s ginormous.
Pregnant? Sources say she is not pregnant, just in love.
Prenup? No confirmation either way, but Odom just inked a four-year, $33 million contract and a source tells E! News a prenup “has been discussed.”

[From E! Online]

I know I’m one of the few, but I actually buy that Khloe isn’t knocked up. I think she’s just dumb and impulsive. Although I’m rethinking the “dumb” thing now that I’ve heard about Lamar’s $33 million contract. Woohoo! I ain’t sayin’ she’s a golddigger…

Let me say something else – I think Khloe has been playing this whole rush-wedding thing a lot smarter than her sister Kourtney is playing the whole pregnancy thing, at least media-wise. Kourtney did a string of interviews to every outlet, multiple times, for about three weeks straight after announcing her pregnancy, and people got really bored in a hurry. Khloe has barely issued one word in the past few days, which is keeping us (alright, me) interested. I can totally appreciate when someone has good p.r. game.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are shown out on 9/8/09 and 9/9/09.

In case you missed it, Khloe Kardashian has been dating LA Laker Lamar Odom for about a month. Did I say “dating”? I meant “they just got engaged”. They announced it Friday, when sources spread it around E!, People and Us Weekly that Khloe and Lamar were looking to get married “within two weeks” because Lamar wanted a wedding before he went into his basketball training.

Now we have an official date for the nuptials. Save the date for… Sunday. This Sunday. According to People‘s sources, “The ceremony is being thrown together so quickly that guests are being notified by phone that formal invitations will arrive this week.” Lamar got Chloe a ring over the weekend – and they did the ring-shopping together, because after only a month of dating, it’s not like Lamar knows Khloe’s middle name, much less her ring size.

Khloe Kardashian is not wasting time on wedding planning!

The reality star plans to wed beau Lamar Odom, a forward on the Los Angeles Lakers, this Sunday, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

“Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall],” a source tells Us of the couple. (The Lakers are set to play their first preseason game on Oct. 7.)

After only about a month of dating, Kardashian, 25, and Odom, 29 — who met at a party in L.A. — will be tying the knot in the L.A. area.

“They are hoping to pull together a wedding … so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon,” the source told Us.

Earlier this month, Odom gushed to Us that he was “very happy” with the star of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

“Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find,” he added.

At Hollywood club Guys and Dolls earlier this month, Kardashian “would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there…every time a good song came on,” a witness tells Us.

Odom recently signed a four-year, $33 million contract with the Los Angeles Lakers and helped the team win the NBA Championship in June.

[From Us Weekly]

I could talk a lot about how they barely know each other, and how Khloe is just trying to one-up her sisters, all of that stuff. But it’s not really important. I don’t think their impulsiveness and stupidity is really harming anyone, so live and let live. What is there to say? They’re going to go through with this no matter how much we tut-tut them. All we can do is sit back and watch the show.

Khloe and Lamar are shown out on 9/8 and 9/9/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

Thunder stealing alert! Khloe Kardashian has decided to one-up her pregnant, unmarried sister Kourtney - Khloe’s getting married! This is weird because Khloe’s only been dating her boyfriend, now fiancée, for about a month. The guy is Lamar Odom, and he’s a pro basketball player for the Lakers. I find him cute – he’s got a sweet face, and he’s enormous. The guy looks like he’s about seven feet tall. Anyway, now Us Weekly, People and E! News are all reporting that Khloe and Lamar are taking their whirlwind romance to the next level:

Khloe Kardashian plans to wed beau Lamar Odom, a forward on the Los Angeles Lakers, after about a month of dating, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

“Khloe and Lamar want to get married before Lamar has to go away for training, and the [basketball] season starts up [this fall],” a source tells Us of Kardashian, 25, and Odom, 29, who met at a party in L.A.

“They are hoping to pull together a wedding within the next two weeks so they can get married and have time for a honeymoon,” continues the source. “They haven’t decided where they will say ‘I Do,’ but they are scouting out numerous locations, including Khloe’s family home in Calabasas, [Calif.].”

Earlier this month, Odom gushed to Us that he was “very happy” with the star of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami.

“Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find,” he added. Kardashian’s sister Kim also approves.

“He’s a great guy!” she told Us of the pair, who have been showing off PDA all over L.A. over the past few weeks.

At Hollywood club Guys and Dolls earlier this month, Kardashian “would pull him up to dance and steal kisses here and there…every time a good song came on,” a witness tells Us.

Odom recently signed a four-year, $33 million contract with the Los Angeles Lakers and helped the team win the NBA Championship in June.

[From Us Weekly]

I know a lot of people will suspect that this kind of quickie marriage might mean Khloe is knocked up. Considering they’ve only been dating for a month, if she is pregnant it’s probably only a few weeks along, if that. Fastest. Shotgun. Marriage. Ever. But I’m going to go out on a limb and say that I don’t think she’s pregnant – I bet Khloe and Lamar are just crazy and impulsive, and they haven’t thought it through. I also think this is Khloe’s way of competing with Kourtney. What will Kim do? One sister knocked up, one getting married – Kim is going to have to make another sex tape to compete.

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are shown out on 9/8/09 and 9/9/09.

Kim Kardashian has already gone on Twitter to issue some kind of denial of Star Magazine’s cover story, but I think there’s definitely something there. Star’s story is “Kardashians At War!” and it’s all about the behind-the-scenes drama, catfights, publicity-seeking and diva behavior amongst the Kardashian girls now that Kourtney is getting all of the attention with her pregnancy.

Just so everyone is clear, Kim had to tweet that she “laughed out loud.” She then went on: “Cat fights? Jealous fits? Trash talk? If my sisters and I have cat fights, they are 100% playful, sisterly fights!! You’ve seen how we tease each other on the show, and how we joke around on Twitter… it’s what sisters do!!! There’s no war here, people! We all totally support each other in anything and everything we do. Plus a little competition never hurt anyone ” Right. That’s why you’re tweeting denials and doing an epic Photoshop pose in your leopard-print bikini on the cover of Life & Style - because it‘s all healthy competition for attention. Diva! Let’s see what’s really going on:

Kourtney, Kim and Khloe are jockeying for a bigger share of the spotlight, and it’s erupted into a real sis fight! Says one source, “They’re civil to each other in public, but behind the scenes they often want to scratch each other’s eyes out!”

Kim feel like she’s been shoved from the center stage with the success of Courtney & Khloe Take Miami, says a source. “She’s fed up. Every time she sees one of her sisters on a billboard she flips out!”

But it’s not just a simple case of jealousy. Kim can’t shake the feeling that they’re using her to get famous! “Kim thinks she’s worked hard to get where she is and that her sisters are just riding her coattails,” the source explains. “She’s always telling people that their show would have bombed without her influence and guest spots.”

“Kim hogs all the swag that designers send to their parents’ house,” the insider reveals. And when the sister are all photographed together, she makes sure to slide her way into the center of the shot. “Her sister can’t believe what a diva she’s become. They call her ‘Queen Bee.’”

But for now Queen Bee is being overshadowed by Queen Bump! “It used to be all about Kim, now when they go out, people only want to talk to Kourtney.” Kim also feels “like she should have been the first to become a mother. She’s crushed.”

[Kourtney]… is milking her pregnancy for all it’s worth… she’s turned into a Momzilla! And Kourtney threw a massive fit when shopping with mom Kris and Kim. “She snapped at them to take her home immediately and made a scene until they agreed to leave.”

Kourtney’s even more of a diva when it comes to planning her baby shower. “She told Kim, who’s organizing it, that it better be someplace ritzy and totally star-studded.” Victoria Beckham and Christina Aguilera are high on her list of expected attendees. “But Kim is totally anxious about it because she doesn’t even know those people… Khloe said ‘Who do you think you are, Britney Spears? It’s not going to happen.’”

Khloe and Kim also trash talk Kourtney at every opportunity! “They make fun of Koutney nonstop… they think she’s so annoying, ad they talk about how fat she’s getting… they both think [Kourtney’s baby-daddy] Scott Disick is an immature, self-centered party boy. A total loser.”

As soon as Kim and Khloe finish, Khloe turns around and relays it all to Kourtney! Tired of hiding in her sisters’ shadows, Khloe has hatched a plan to get the spotlight. “Khloe’s always felt like the ugly stepchild… lately, she’s been working out, dating athletes like Lamar Odom, and dressing sexy to steal her sisters’ thunder. She wants to carve out her own niche, and she has no problem stepping on her sisters’ toes to get it.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, September 21 2009]

I totally believe every single part of this. Probably because I’ve seen the show, and I’ve noticed how quickly a cute little sisterly fight can quickly turn into a deathmatch in this family. Do you know how old these girls are? Kourtney is 30 years old, Kim is 28, and Khloe is 25. I get that they’re sisters and sisters are going to fight and have a lot of drama, but at some point these women are going to grow up, right?

Oh, and you might be wondering about the other women in this family – mom Kris and the two little Jenner girls, Kendell (13 years old) and Kylie (12 years old). Star also reports that Kris “doesn’t want to be treated like an over-the-hill mom… she fights hard to get her own gigs and press. She’s very competitive, that’s where her daughters get it from!” At what point does “competitive” become “insane diva drama”? As for Kylie and Kendell, they both want to be “big stars”. Kendell wants to be a model, and Kylie wants to be an actress. So… I guess no one in this family is going to law school, right? Or maybe go for that M.B.A.? Nope. They all want to be the DIVA!

The two non-pregnant Kardashian sisters are on the cover of Life & Style this week. In their bikinis. With the words “Diet Secrets” and “Get Thin Fast!” written in bold type. Now, I don’t really have anything against any of the Kardashians, really, but this cover was hilarious to me for several reasons.

First, Khloe and Kim are totally desperate for attention now that Kourtney’s pregnancy has sucked all of the oxygen out of their publicity-seeking ways. I’m sure they would have posed in their bikinis regardless of Kourtney’s pregnancy, but the lack of attention they’ve been receiving gives the cover a whiff of desperation, doesn’t it? Second, I loathe “diet secret” tabloid covers, especially when the cover features a person or people who were never really overweight, they just weren’t stick-thin. Putting these two Kardashian girls on the cover with “Diet” and “Get Thin Fast!” just says to me “we hated our normal, healthy figures, so we did some blow and now we’re calling it a ‘diet’!”

My third and final reason for laughing at this cover? Obviously, the Kardashian diet secret is “Photoshop”. Take a look at their legs! Now, both Kim and Khloe are curvy, voluptuous girls, even with some kind of extreme diet. There is absolutely no way in hell those are Khloe’s real thighs. And they Photoshopped away half of Kim’s ass! What the…?

Losing weight can be a battle, but Kardashian sisters Khloé, 25, and Kim, 28, tell Life & Style they’ve finally achieved their weight-loss goals and gotten their best body in years.

“I’d try the Atkins diet, the cabbage-soup diet — every ridiculous diet ever,” Kim says about her habit of gaining, then losing a few pounds. Here’s how the stunning siblings feel now that they’ve uncovered their diet secret and are looking better than ever.

L&S: Was losing those final pounds the most difficult part?
Khloé: It’s always been hard to lose weight in general, and I’m still losing weight, but right now, I feel like I’ve lost all my fat and just want to tone up. It’s really because of QuickTrim [a system of supplements customized for various fitness goals]. I’ve had weight battles my entire teenage and adult life, but this time when I tried losing it, the weight just fell off. It was easy.
Kim: I trained so hard for my fitness DVDs, Fit in Your Jeans by Friday, and I just needed an extra push. QuickTrim completely took it to this level.

L&S: How much weight have you lost?
Khloé: I’ve lost about 25 pounds, and I know that only because my best friend, who trains me from time to time, weighed me and told me. I was about a size 10; now I’m a 6. It’s weird, though: In denim, I’m the same size. It’s just my body shape.
Kim: I’d say I’ve lost a solid 10 pounds in a little more than a year. For me, because my body is so small, that’s a big difference. I’m so much more toned.

L&S: How do you feel?
Kim: I feel like I’m in the best shape of my life. I used to be so shy and insecure walking out in a bikini doing shoots and things — it just really feels good to finally feel like I did it. I’m the skinniest I’ve ever been. I stepped on the scale, and it said I was 114 pounds. I always weighed 120, 125 — I was shocked.

L&S: What’s the biggest change you’ve seen in your sister?
Khloé: Her stomach, for sure. She’s always been very skinny, but her stomach used to be kind of pudgy — we called it a baby bump. Her stomach is ridiculous now!
Kim: Her arms are so much skinnier, and her stomach is flat. I saw a healthy transformation, and it just feels good to see your sister confident and sexy. She’s a different person!

[From Life & Style]

Well, if they really are dieting in a healthy, athletic way, then I guess my “cocaine diet” theory is out the window. But I still say that there’s no way in hell Kim and Khloe’s bottom halves look like that. Ah… if only the Photoshop diet could be given to everyone!

Here’s Kim leaving a nail salon yesterday and Khloe with her boyfriend, LA Lakers player Lamar Odom leaving Katsuya last night. Images thanks to WENN.com . Thanks to Cover Awards for the cover.

After the initial announcement of her pregnancy, Kourtney Kardashian went on a media binge like no other. She gave “exclusive” interviews to every major outlet, tabloid and television show. We heard about how Kourtney forgot her birth control, how she considered abortion, that she’s going to breastfeed with implants, and that she’s going to use this pregnancy to launch herself in a big way (shocking). And those were just some of the bigger stories. For about a week, People and Us Weekly was giving us hourly updates on her food intake, and her bowel movements.

Of course, along with that kind of crap coverage, we also got some reports about the lingering worries that baby-daddy Scott Disick is still pretty much a douchey womanizer. The latest report just solidifies that image to a ridiculous point – Scott Disick threw himself a “man-shower” (a baby shower for men). This “man-shower” was held in Miami. With Kevin Federline. K-Fed even gave Scott “some cute advice about being a father.” Oh. My. Gawd.

While Kim Kardashian plans sister Kourtney’s baby shower, the Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami star’s boyfriend, Scott Disick, had his own daddy-to-be celebration of sorts this week in Miami during an evening of dining and clubbing Kourtney jokingly dubs a “man-shower.”

On Wednesday, while Kardashian, 30, and Disick, 26, were in Miami – where she and her famous sisters own the store Dash – the on-again couple attended a dinner at the Fontainebleau hotel’s steakhouse Gotham Steak with Kevin Federline, 31, his girlfriend Victoria Prince, musician Cisco Adler and rapper Shwayze.

Afterwards, Disick and Federline headed to the hotel’s nightclub LIV to watch Adler and Shwayze perform.

“We were joking that it was Scott’s ‘man shower,’ like his version of a baby shower,” Kardashian tells PEOPLE. “Guys get excited too about having a baby, so they should do something too. One of our friends started calling it a ‘man shower,’ but I was like, ‘Guys don’t have tea and open presents!’ But for them, dinner and then going to a nightclub is a ‘man shower.’ They thought it was funny.”

As for the male bonding, Kardashian says Federline gave her beau “some cute advice about being a father, he was really sweet, saying how Scott’s life will change.”

Kardashian says that evening is where the “man shower” festivities will likely stop. “That was it,” she says. “That’s as far as guys will ever plan unless they need an excuse to go out! I had no desire to go. I was relaxing, chilling. If they want to go have a ‘man shower’ in Miami, then go ahead!”

And did the boys behave? “Yes,” she says. “And it’s downstairs, so if I needed anything, it’s close. I totally chilled.”

The previous night, Federline and Prince visited The Gansevoort South hotel’s Louis Bar Lounge, where they shared a table with Disick and danced to tracks by Prince, The Rolling Stones, Jay-Z and The Ting Tings.

Federline was in Miami co-parenting his kids with ex-wife Britney Spears, who performed a sold-out show at American Airlines Arena on Wednesday night.

[From People]

Is this really so terrible? Not really. It’s just B-List, sad and funny. Here’s the thing – I don’t even think K-Fed is that terrible a father. I used to think he was awful, but I still have some vaguely pleasant recollections about how well he behaved during Britney’s crazy period.

I also wanted to point out something else I’ve noticed since Kourtney made her pregnancy announcement – Kim and Khloe seem to be out of sorts, don’t they? I mean, Khloe is used to not getting any attention, since people really, really don’t care about her, but Kim is used to be the Kardashian that gets all of the press, and she’s been doing anything she can to stay in the press. Kim even told the paparazzi that she “wants a baby too!” Of course you do, honey. Baby = attention. Meanwhile, it seems Khloe is trying something new – a high-profile relationship with LA Lakers’ forward Lamar Odom. They’ve been spotted all over LA, and Odom told Us Weekly, “Khloe is smart and beautiful and that is very hard to find.” What’s that again? Anyway… people still don’t care about her, do they? Well, I’m happy for her. Odom is so huge, he makes Khloe look petite.

Kourteney Kardashian and Scott Disick are shown on the beach in Miami on 9/6/09. Credit: KADENA PIX/bauergriffinonline.com. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are shown out with Khloe’s mom, Kris Jenner, on 9/5/09. Credit: PER/Fame Pictures

Khloe Kardashian, formerly known as “the fat, funny one” according to her, won’t be hearing that comment anytime soon – at least about the fat. Khloe’s shed a whopping 20 pounds in four weeks, and claims to have done it in a healthy way. All the magazines are singing her praises, though I can’t help but wonder how one can safely lose that much weight.

As a bathing-suit-clad Khloe Kardashian stood by the pool at NYC’s Hotel Gansevoort on July 9 at her exclusive photo shoot with Life & Style, she appeared to be a woman without any body insecurity. But things were very different for her growing up. “I used to get teased all the time as a kid,” the reality-TV star tells Life & Style. “People [even in more recent years] would come up to me and be like, ‘Oh, you’re the fat, funny one.’ I would wonder, is that who I am?”

Khloe’s still funny, but no one can call her fat anymore. By working out about 45 minutes a day, five days a week, and maintaining a balanced, practical diet, she shed 20 pounds from her 5-foot-9 frame over four weeks. “I’m now a size 6, but I’ve been up to a size 10 in the past,” says the 25-year-old, who stars with her closeknit clan on E!’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians and co-owns the upscale boutique Dash with her sisters.

Khloe says she started emotionally eating when her parents, Robert and Kris Kardashian, were going through a divorce. “You just don’t understand stress like that when you’re younger,” she says. And her roller-coaster eating habits meant she also took dieting to a dangerously extreme level. “I was anorexic when I was 15 — I’d be obsessed with working out, and I’d never eat,” says Khloe. “That was the worst I’ve ever been. I’ve been very underweight and then overweight by about 30 pounds.”

After packing on the pounds again after her dad’s death in 2003, she expressed interest in working out, and Kim gave her that extra push. “We just started doing it together,” says Khloe, who adds that she and Kim, 28, both have a sweet tooth and keep each other’s snacking habits in check. “Just having someone’s encouragement makes it so much easier.” Kim’s happy to help. “I’m so proud of Khloe,” she tells Life & Style. “She looks amazing.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

Though In Touch doesn’t mention it, Khloe tells Us Weekly that part of her routine is letting herself eat whatever she wants until noon, then paying attention to what she eats. She also says that she and sister Kim are launching a diet “product” called Quick Trim. I assumed diet pill and was wondering exactly how either of them created one. If it is a pill they’re obviously just endorsing it. But since all she said was “product,” it could be a diet plan or a contraption of some sort. It’s probably just the eating and exercise plan Khloe followed to drop so much weight so quickly.

I’ve definitely teased her in the past, but honestly I’ve always felt badly for Khloe. First off she wasn’t that heavy, she just looked huge next to her tiny sisters. And it wasn’t the weight so much as the fact that she has a much larger frame than both of them. I can hardly remember a photo of Khloe where she wasn’t described as “hulking.” While I still think 20 lbs in 28 days is extreme, I will admit that Khloe looks very nice. Not too thin and still curvy where she should be. I’m going to hold my tongue on this Quick Trim business until she and Kim release it.

Update: According to Backseatcuddler, Quick Trim is a cleanse that the Kardashians are launching with GNC. It sounds like it might be similar to the Master Cleanse – there was a mention of lemonade and pepper.

Thanks to PopCrunch for the lead!

Here’s Khloe at the Aces and Angels Celebrity Poker held at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday. Images thanks to WENN.com .