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May 18
'12
Is Kanye West actually improving Kim Kardashian’s style & her jacked face?

I hate to admit it, but I think Kanye West is actually achieving the impossible: he’s improving Kim Kardashian’s style. These are photos of Kim and Kanye last night in London, leaving their hotel and then attending the Fifi Awards (awards given for perfumes).

This is exactly what happened (in my mind): first, Kanye spends hours going over Kim’s look, vetoing several dresses (“Girl, imma let you wear something ALL CLASS.”) and even describing the “look” he wanted for Kim to her makeup artist and hairstylist. Kim was probably exhausted by the time the “preparations” for the evening were over, and she still had to show up at the Fifi Awards. So, Kim and Kanye walk out of their hotel together, knowing they’ll be photographed by the hordes of paparazzi waiting for them. Then, once they get to the Fifi Awards, Kanye doesn’t even walk on the carpet with her!!! For real. He went WITH HER, they’ve been photographed together constantly, but he draws the line at holding her hand on a red carpet. All class.

Anyway, I do think Kanye is helping her out. This dress is actually rather pretty, although her makeup is totally drag queen, per usual. Kim had to go to the Fifis because her “signature fragrance” (“Gold”…? Right?) was up for an award. While on the red carpet, Kim posed with a bottle of her new fragrance, True Reflection (Of A Kat-Face). Unfortunately for all involved in this mess, Kim did not win her award - she lost out to Justin Bieber’s “Someday”. Sigh… maybe that’s why Kanye didn’ walk the carpet with her. “Girl, you can’t even win a damn Fifi? That ain’t right.”

PS… Does anyone else think Kanye might be encouraging Kim to stop jacking her face too? Because her kat-face actually looks less waxy and frozen.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

Posted in Fashion, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

Written by Kaiser         94 Comments »
May 17
'12
In Touch: Kim Kardashian is being abandoned by all of her celebrity friends

Last week, one of our biggest stories was about the Met Gala – specifically, who did NOT come to the Met Gala. Kim Kardashian was a no-show, which was surprising because her boyfriend Kanye West was there, dateless, and because Kim is a self-styled fashion girl. Early reports indicated that Vogue editor and Met Gala co-chair Anna Wintour had “banned” Kim because Anna hates all things Kardashian. Team Kat-Face claimed Kim was not “banned” though. Who knows the truth? In any case, the story just added to the new gossip trend: “Everybody hates Kim Kardashian and no one wants to hang out with her.” They say Kanye’s BFFs Jay-Z and Beyonce have snubbed Kim too, and that Kim isn’t welcome at any A-list party. In Touch Weekly pulls out the tiny violins for Kat-Face:

The fame Kim Kardashian has worked so hard to achieve is slipping away and even boyfriend Kanye West can’t help the reality star!

Banned from the swanky annual Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala by the host herself, Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour, Kim was forced to stay home poring over pictures of the event’s A-list guests. Now, In Touch has learned that Kanye went as far as to ask renowned designer Tory Burch, who dressed him for the exclusive gala, for help.

“He asked Tory if Kim could accompany him as his date,” a fashion insider tells In Touch. “There was nothing Tory could do against Anna’s wishes, but if Kanye had requested to invite a well-liked celebrity, it surely wouldn’t have been an issue.”

Kim also thought she might attend the Met gala with Kanye, and asked Michael Kors to dress her. He didn’t respond.

“She was so upset that he went to the Met event without her,” an insider shares of the star. After Kim’s quickie divorce filing, her onetime friends began abandoning her in droves, with former pals like Jennifer Lopez, Beyoncé and Eva Longoria keeping their distance.

Kim’s splashy TV wedding “didn’t sit well” with Gwyneth Paltrow either. “She’d die if she were photographed next to Kim,” a pal tells In Touch. “She hates what she stands for.”

Sadly, Kim is far from well-liked these days. “Poor Kim doesn’t have a friend in the world. She’s always wanted to surround herself with famous people, but they don’t want anything to do with her anymore,” confides a source close to the 31-year-old.

[From In Touch Weekly & Jezebel]

Apparently, Halle Berry also hates Kim Kardashian too – but that’s because Kim and Gabriel Aubry “dated” for a month or two… when was it? In late 2010. And In Touch even says that Anderson Cooper has no sympathy for any Kardashian. So it has been written! Anderson is over it. Whatever, y’all. I know people are going to scream about this, but I just think that the Kardashians are “here to stay” – in the sense that they’re always going to have some level of fame. Now, at some point I’m sure it will drop off, like Paris Hilton’s fame. But you still know who Paris Hilton is, don’t you?

Here are some photos of Kim and Kanye yesterday and today in London. Um… I like her short-sleeved outfit. A lot.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

Posted in Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

Written by Kaiser         139 Comments »
May 16
'12
Kris Jenner denies that her giant lips were from a procedure: “It’s really crazy”

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As you may know, Kris Jenner was on The Today Show this morning, getting very mildly grilled by Matt Lauer, who asked her some sort-of difficult questions but didn’t bother to follow up at all. As Kaiser mentioned in her story on Khloe, one of the main plot points to the upcoming seventh season of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” is a DNA test that Khloe undergoes. The test only confirms that Khloe is Kris’ biological daughter and doesn’t even compare her DNA to either Kim or Kourteney’s to see if they have the same father. So it’s a kind of DNA copout, and when Kris assures Matt that the late Robert Kardashian is Khloe’s father we have to take her at her word. We all know how much that is worth.

Kris also spends some time refuting rumors about her and her family. She denies that her daughters have fired her as their momager, although Khloe did say she had considered it. Kris goes on to blow smoke about how she’s able to be both a manager and “take that hat off” and play mom when she has to. She also denies that Lamar and Khloe are having problems in their marriage (which I believe, actually. They seem solid to me) and denies that their reality show is canceled, which Khloe has said before.

As for Kris’ ridiculous fat lip in the promos for the show, she says it’s real but she gave no further information about it. “Actually, no cosmetic procedure whatsoever. I woke up, and you have to tune in because it’s unbelievable. It’s really crazy what happened, we’re still trying to figure it out. so.” Yeah, we have to watch the show to see her blow some more smoke, this time with giant puffed up lips. What a cop out. I bet they’re prosthetic and she concocts some story to explain them.

On Kim and Kanye’s relationship, she won’t comment. Here’s more:

“Ridiculous!” said Jenner to both whether she’s about to get fired as “mom-ager” to her daughters and to whether Khloe’s real dad is Robert Kardashian. “The girls sell magazines … it’s easy fodder. So the girls and I work together every single day, and we have an amazing relationship and … I know when to take that (mom-ager) hat off and when to put it on. We have a nice relationship.”

As for that fat lip Jenner sports in an upcoming episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” which is now in the midst of filming its seventh season, there was no cosmetic surgery, but Jenner remained coy as to the reason behind it. “You have to tune in, because it’s unbelievable,” she said.

Yes, yes, but … Kanye! What about Kim’s relationship with Kanye? That’s where Jenner buttoned her lip. “I stopped commenting about the details in my kids’ friendships and relationships, because I get nothing but in trouble,” she said, then added, “He’s great and she seems happy.”

With all of these rumors and misinformation that gets out there, though, Lauer had to wonder: Why keep doing the show? Jenner recently signed on for three more seasons, and he asked about losing private time. “It’s almost unusual not to have all the cameras in our lives,” she said. “It’s an opportunity for me as a mom — I get to wake up every single day and work with my kids…. It’s somewhat addictive in that … we can’t wait to do it.”

“Keeping Up with the Kardashians” returns May 20 at 9 p.m. ET on E!

[From The Clicker]

Oh and Kris claims at the end that when she saw Kim’s photoshoot with short cropped hair she really thought that it was a photoshoot that she did and forgot about. She says, in all seriousness, “That came up on my computer and I went, ‘where did I get that outfit?’ and then I realized that’s not me.” This lady is unbelievable.

Photo credit: Fame and Pacific Coast News

Posted in Careers, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Kris Kardashian, Matt Lauer, Plastic Surgery, Reality Shows

Written by Celebitchy         53 Comments »
May 15
'12
Kris Jenner sports a huge painful trout pout in promos for KUWTK: stunt or genuine?

Kris Jenner
The Kardashians have a long history of getting plastic surgery and procedures as some kind of plot for their reality show. We’ve seen Kim get Botox, Khloe get laser hair removal for her lady parts, and mom Kris Jenner get a facelift prior to Kim’s lavish wedding. In a new promo for the upcoming seventh season of the show, Kris is shown waking up looking like she’s stuffed a hotdog underneath her upper lip. We’re just going on The Daily Mail’s report on this, as I haven’t been able to find the actual video. The pictures tell the story pretty much, in that Kris has these lips in a scene that looks in no way contrived in which she wakes up with her makeup partially applied and several of her kids come piling in the room to gawk. Here’s more, thanks to the Daily Mail:

In a new trailer for the upcoming season, Kris Jenner, the matriarch of the family, is seen with a pout which looks suspiciously enhanced compared to her usual appearance.
Kris, 56, is seen looking shocked as she wakes up in her bed with a much bigger top lip.

The leader of the Kardashian clan shows off her new look to daughter Kim, 31, and son Rob, 25, as the two siblings stand gobsmacked at their mother’s bedside.
Kris, who is still in her pyjamas and is wearing no make-up, appears horrified by her overnight transformation and tries to hide her mouth with her hand.

The rest of the family hear the commotion and rush into the bedroom surprised by Jenner’s plump top lip.

It is not clear from the 30 second clip whether the mother-of-six has really had a bad reaction to a cosmetic surgery procedure, or if she is playing a prank on her children.
Later in the trailer viewers are shown the Kardashians going on holiday to their favourite destination of the Dominican Republic.

[From The Daily Mail]

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Who is the girl in the bikini? She doesn’t look like one of the youngest Kardashian girls, so maybe she’s Rob’s girlfriend or something.

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The last photos we have of Kris are from May 10, below, and her lips look fug in frosted pink lipstick but they’re otherwise normal-sized. So I’m guessing this was either a stunt, or a reaction to a lip injection which soon reverted to normal. It probably doesn’t matter either way. These are the Kardashians, they’ll do just about anything to get our attention and it’s still working, goddamnit.

Radar lets us know that the seventh season of the show “will feature 18 one-hour episodes, the most ever.” They may have some KANYE to fill that time. He appears in a new TV spot for the show (it’s unclear whether it’s this same one) and Kim semi-confirmed to E! that Kanye will be featured. She then took a veiled dig at her sister, Khloe. “I want to show my life. If we are having dinner and [Kanye] does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!’

I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé [Kardashian Odom] and Lamar [Odom] do. It’s not going to be like that.

Not until she gets even more serious with Kanye in a whole two months’ time.

Kris Jenner

Kris Jenner

Posted in Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Photos, Plastic Surgery

Written by Celebitchy         56 Comments »
May 10
'12
Kim Kardashian wasn’t snubbed by Anna Wintour, sources claim

Yesterday, a lot of you seemed to enjoy the story about Anna Wintour “banning” Kim Kardashian from the Met Gala. Allegedly, Wintour loathes everything Kardashian, and Wintour made sure that Kanye West (who went to the Met Gala) did not bring Kim. I thought it was kind of a meaningless “statement” to make on Wintour’s part – if she really feels that way – considering that she allowed the likes of Camilla Belle, Kate Bosworth and Ashley Greene to walk the red carpet too. Are we supposed to think that those girls are somehow not as “bad” as Kim Kardashian because they’re “actresses”? Because, personally, I think all of those women are at the same level of C-list importance. Anyway, E! News tried to do some damage control on the story, claiming that Kim was NEVER supposed to attend the Met Gala anyway:

While the best and brightest of the sartorial set converged in New York Monday night for the Met Gala—aka the Oscars of fashion—there was one flashbulb-attracting name that was absent from the festivities, almost conspicuously so. It didn’t take long for rumors to spread that the reason for Kim Kardashian’s absence from the event (her arm candy Kanye West did attend, solo) was that she’d somehow fallen foul of Vogue editrix Anna Wintour’s bad side and was banned from attending.

But was Kim really disinvited from the ball? Hold on to that haute couture, because this rumor is… So false!

No such snubbing took place, and in fact, the real reason for Kim’s absence is a simple one: She’s a professional. As it happens, Kim’s jam-packed schedule—and not some imagined feud with the most powerful woman in publishing—prevented her from attending, as a source close to the Kardashian family told E! News she was booked on the other side of the country, in Los Angeles, for an all-day photoshoot for a European fashion magazine.

Kim was never disallowed from the attending the gala event, nor was she forewarned of any potential ice between her and Wintour should she have attended…though that was never the plan and the source told E! News, “She couldn’t have gone even if she wanted to. The shoot was scheduled for months in advance.”

In any case, you can’t keep a good woman down, even with a silly rumor, and Kim is continuing her sartorial week apace. Today she and her sisters Kourtney Kardashian and Khloé Kardashian Odom are shooting a new fashion campaign for their Sears line.

[From E! News]

So, do you buy this? I think Kim was in LA, working. But do I buy that “working in LA” was always her plan? What self-respecting C-list reality star and self-styled “Fashion Girl” schedules something in LA on the day of the Met Gala? Deep thoughts.

More Kim K. news – she wrote a blog post about President Obama’s advocacy of gay marriage yesterday. You can read it here. And Us Weekly reports that a different kind of marriage is on Kim’s mind – apparently, Kim and Kanye are still totally talking about getting married.

Kanye West is prepping some new material: his vows. One month after the Grammy winner professed his love for gal pal Kim Kardashian, 31, on his single “Way Too Cold” (formerly “Theraflu”), he’s singing about her again, a source tells Us Weekly.

On an upcoming track by hip-hop artist Pusha T, West, 34, raps, “I saw you in the club in a white dress/Now I want to put you in a white dress.”

The lyrics are hardly hot air, says a second source: “Kim and Kanye are 100 percent having conversations about marriage.”

Kardashian and the rapper first stepped out as a couple in NYC in March, but an insider close to the duo assures Us their romance was years in the making.

West pursued Kardashian “for a long time” the source explained. Echoed another source, “They’ve been friends for years. Kim is ready to give it a try now.”

[From Us Weekly]

If Kanye does propose to Kim, I think it will be his most self-destructive act so far. That man is very self-destructive, self-defeating and for the most part, Kanye is Kanye’s worst enemy. I want to think Kanye would step away from the (Kardashian) abyss when it came down to it, but God knows.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Kim’s Celebuzz page.

Posted in Anna Wintour, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

Written by Kaiser         41 Comments »
May 9
'12
Kim Kardashian did not go to the Met Gala because Anna Wintour “hates her”

In our (somewhat excessive?) Met Gala coverage, I was surprised that no one asked the most important question of all: “Where IS Kim Kardashian’s kat-face? I demand to know!” Well, now you do. According to Radar’s sources, there are few people in this world that make Anna Wintour’s skin crawl, but Ol’ Kat-face is one of them. Anna Wintour, editor in chief of Vogue and permanent co-chair of the Met Gala, simply decreed it: “There will no Kardashian on this red carpet!” I imagine a “10 Commandents”-like ceremony, where Anna slowly and painstakingly chiseled out her red carpet rules in polished marble. 1. No Kardashians. 2. Any other kind of Bosworth-like famewhore is allowed as long as they kiss the ass of The Wintour.

The most glamorous stars in Hollywood sizzled at the Met Gala in New York City Monday night but there was one starlet who was noticeably absent – Kim Kardashian!

Kim’s new boyfriend, superstar Kanye West, was at Anna Wintour’s fabled Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala, but Kim was not by his side, and that’s down to an edict straight from the famed Vogue editor for years, a source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.

“Anna hates Kim,” a source says. “Why would she be invited to the event? It is all the biggest stars in the world and Kim doesn’t fit that bill at all.”

This year, big screen bombshell Gwyneth Paltrow, sexy new mom Beyoncé, and supermodel Gisele Bunchen and her QB hubby Tom Brady attended the Elsa Shiaparelli and Miuccia Prada exhibit dressed in the hottest couture from the world’s most important fashion designers, but Kim wasn’t among them.

“The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can’t even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does NOT want her there!” the source says.

Kim and her very pregnant sister Kourtney Kardashian were snapped on Monday running errands in Los Angeles, and the source says she’ll likely try and justify her absence.

“Kim and her camp will deny that she wasn’t invited by saying that she had business in L.A., but that is a lie,” the source says. “She would of done anything to be there with all the A-listers.”

Dating Kanye can get Kim lots of bling, but it can’t get her into the most coveted party of the year!

And, don’t expect to see Kardashian gazing out from the cover of the esteemed fashion mag anytime soon either!

“Anna Wintour would allow Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue over her dead body,” the source says. “As long as Anna in charge you will NOT see Kim on Vogue.”

[From Radar]

Well… I mean, Anna allowing Kim to come to the Met Gala doesn’t automatically mean Kim would get a Vogue cover. I would be pissed off if Kim was on Vogue too, but I don’t think I would have been angry if Kim was at the Met Gala. It’s a fun event full of try-hard famewhores – Kim would have been in her element, especially if she came on Kanye’s arm. Incidentally, there was a rumor that Lindsay Lohan was trying to score an invite to the Met Gala – and I for one am glad that Wintour managed to shut that down. At this point in time, Kim Kardashian > Lindsay Lohan.

Incidentally, Kim did a post on her Celebuzz blog about her favorite styles from the Met Gala – you can see it here.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Kim‘s Twitter.

Posted in Anna Wintour, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

Written by Kaiser         109 Comments »
May 6
'12
Kim Kardashian in full-skirted white for LA gala: unflattering or actually pretty?

These are some newish photos of Kim Kardashian two nights ago at the “Night of Generosity Gala” in LA. Don’t ask because I don’t know. What I do know? Kim Kardashian needs to stop with skirts cut like this. This is one of my biggest annoyances about “makeover” shows – many of the stylists don’t bother dressing girls for their respective shapes. A full skirt like this is fine a narrow-hipped, small-bottomed girl. On a girl built like Kim, it ADDS weight. Kim has a tiny waist and shapely legs – this outfit screws with her proportions, makes her legs look short, makes her look thick-waisted, and it makes her ass look HUGE. Add to this to the styling issues: those janky extensions combined with her electrolysis-adjusted hairline makes me think that she’s wearing a wig. Rough.

In other Kim K. news, her lawyer is still beefing with Kris Humphries:

Kim Kardashian’s divorce attorney has called a foul on her estranged husband, New Jersey Nets player Kris Humphries.

According to the Associated Press, Laura Wasser, representing Kardashian in the divorce proceedings, told a Los Angeles judge Friday she believes Humphries’ “personal feelings and maybe some media drive is keeping the case alive,” and added that the couple is now, by law, eligible for a divorce “since it has been more than six months since Kardashian filed her petition.” (The reality star, 31, filed her papers on October 31.)

“Certainly, they’ve been separated longer than they’ve been married,” Wasser added, emphasizing that Humphries is needlessly delaying the case. (Humphries’ attorneys counter that they require more time to gather information, in order to weigh the viability of pursuing an annulment, the route the NBA star hopes to take.)

Though both of their legal representation was present in the courtroom Friday, neither Kardashian or Humphries attended.

Sources close to Kim back up her attorney’s claim that Humphries is indeed the one holding up the case for him and his soon-to-be ex, now dating Kanye West.

“He’s doing anything he can to get her attention,” an insider revealed to Us Weekly. “She would grant a divorce in a second. But he won’t sign the papers. He won’t let go.”

Adds a second source close to the E! star, “He’s doing this to humiliate her, plain and simple. Kris wants to hurt her.”

[From Us Weekly]

I know some of you are on Team Humphries, but I’m not one of you. While I do think Kim is massive famewhore and idiot, Kris Humphries in an unmitigated tool. He’s been dragging this out for so long, people have stopped caring too.

I’m including some photos that Kim posted on her Twitter & Celebuzz pages two nights ago because she was “bored”. I do not like that busted wig on her. But she comes close to pulling off the boots. The closeup of that crazy shoe – those are the shoes that she “broke in” at the Night of Generosity Gala.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Kim’s Celebuzz page.

Posted in Fashion, Kim Kardashian

Written by Kaiser         45 Comments »
May 3
'12
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are already looking at engagement rings, obviously

Here are some photos of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian from this past weekend that we simply never got around to talking about. I think this was Friday night in NYC. Kim and Kanye got pap’d (ha) coming out of a car, and Kanye’s pants were sliding off and I guess we were supposed to think that he and Kim were doing something dirty in the backseat. Which… I mean, I’ll go for some backseat bonin’ and all (I grew up in the South, y’all, most of my formative sexual experiences were in the backseats of cars), but I simply don’t buy that Kim and Kanye were doing anything that dirty. Kim’s leather pants look poured on – she probably needed the Jaws of Life to get her out of those things. My verdict: the most that happened in the backseat was a handy.

In other Kimye (eye-roll) news… well, there’s a lot. Bullet points? Sure!

*Hollywood Life says Kim is worried that Kanye is too controlling. A source tells HL, “Kanye is always asking her where she is and who she’s with. He’s always looking over her shoulder while she’s texting and asking her who she’s talking to. He’s being super controlling and she liked it at first but now she feels suffocated.” Er… that’s what happens when a dude knows you’re the kind of girl who will marry a dude you don’t love to further your famewhore, money-grabbing ways, all while cheating on your fiancé/husband! That was a complicated way of saying that Kanye knows Kim is a cheater – she already cheated on Kris Humphries WITH Kanye.

*Us Weekly claims that Kim and Kanye are “very serious” very quickly and that they’re ready to “pick out rings.” Just call her Jennifer Love Kardashian. A source tells Us Weekly, “they’re already talking marriage.” And Kim “wants to be with him as much as possible… They really know and love each other.” Thus, she’s coming on tour with ‘Ye and Jay-Z this summer. Because why not? Soon the Beyonce-Kim cage-fight will be upon us!

*In Touch Weekly has a weird story about Kim “falling for Kanye’s lies” because Kanye is “a player who’s been publicly accused of cheating” and a source says “he may be spoiling Kim and treating her like a princess, but he hasn’t changed. It’s all a lie!” Yeah, but when he was accused of cheating, wasn’t it by Amber Rose? And didn’t she claim he was cheating on her WITH Kim? Whatevs.

*OK Magazine put Kim on the cover and the story is completely weird and random and obviously false. They say Kim wants to adopt a baby from Armenia. At some point. And she wants a biological baby too, at some point. Blah.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Posted in Kanye West, Kim Kardashian

Written by Kaiser         91 Comments »
May 1
'12
Is Kim Kardashian angry with Khloe & Lamar for “taking a break” from their show?

Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian, Kris and Bruce Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom at yesterday’s E! Upfronts. All of the E! reality stars were in New York to do press and talk to advertisers and all of that good stuff. Ice-T and Coco were there too! I might cover them later. Anyway, Kim’s kat-face was super-jacked for the event, as you can see, but I actually think Khloe looks really good here. I like Khloe’s dress a lot. Here’s an Entertainment Tonight video of the Kardashians on the red carpet:

Khloe confirms that she and Lamar are NOT canceling their show, they’re merely “taking a break” this summer so that Lamar can focus on his career and such. Oh, and it looks like Lamar really, really wants to be put on the Olympic basketball team. Wait… no one has put together the American basketball team yet? WTF? The Olympics are only a few months away! Anyway, there are several reports indicating that Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian are pissed off at Khloe for “taking a break” from her reality show, with Kim even cryptically tweeting, “It’s so frustrating watching someone close to you make all the wrong choices & decisions… But I guess u need to sit back & let them learn.” Still, I think it speaks volumes that the family showed up to do the upfronts together. It really sounds like Lamar needed a break, and needed to get his head together and Khloe wants her marriage to work. And isn’t that more important than reality programming?

Also, have you watched the video of these three grandmothers watching Kim’s p0rn with Ray J? It might be the best video ever!! You can see the video here at Gawker. “What’s taking him so long? He’s so young!” and “What is her problem? She’s just laying there.” And my favorite, “That’s Greek. That’s what the Greeks do.”

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Posted in Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Lamar Odom

Written by Kaiser         48 Comments »
Apr 30
'12
Sofia Vergara versus Kim Kardashian: who looked worse at the Corres. dinner?

More photos from this weekend’s White House Correspondent’s dinner. I’m going to cover Sofia Vergara and Kim Kardashian’s fashion in this post. Kim wore a green velvet gown which – much like Lindsay Lohan’s ensemble – seemed too fussy and over-the-top for the event. But… I have to give Kim credit. She was dressed conservatively and appropriately for the event. She didn’t wear parachute pants or a too-small corset. She contained her curves and jacked up her kat-face for the event. Speaking of kat-faces…

Kim brought her mother along as her date. Is Kris Jenner just a cartoon at this point? Because her face is crazy. And I really don’t understand Kris’s hair here. Like, if Tilda had done this hair, I would love it. On Kris Jenner, it’s a katastrophe. There were also some reports that Kim was upset after being the “butt” of several jokes by Jimmy Kimmel (who referred to her as “the biggest threat to America”). I don’t know, though – Kim might play it up to get sympathy, but I doubt she was offended. She probably just enjoyed being name-checked. And yes, Kim (and Lindsay) were there by invitation of Fox News – Pres. Obama had nothing to do with these C-list famewhores at the event. Obama was a guest of the White House Press Corps Association (or whatever it’s called), and he spoke at the event because presidents always speak at the event, every single year. Stop blaming Obama for the Kardashians and the crackheads! He didn’t invite them.

I’m also including Sofia Vergara, who looked kind of rough, in my opinion. She looks kind of Botoxy, right? Maybe it’s just bad lighting. Her boyfriend, Nick Loeb, is some kind of heavy-hitter in Florida Republican politics, and Nick was Sofia’s date. Sofia also got name checked by Kimmel as an example of what Colombian women look like (in a joke about the Secret Service).

Photos courtesy of PR Photos and Pacific Coast News.

Posted in Fashion, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, Sofia Vergara

Written by Kaiser         65 Comments »
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