Kirsten Dunst’s hotel room was ransacked on August 9th, according to court papers filed against the robbers today. Dunst was staying at the SoHo Grand Hotel in New York City while filming “How to Lose Friends and Alienate People.” It’s not clear how the thieves got into her room at the posh hotel, but they managed to make off with a lot of swag – most notably a $13,000 purse. I’m not one of those girls that’s all about the purses and shoes, but I’m pretty sure if someone stole much of anything worth $13,000 I’d be pretty pissed. The robbers also made off with her iPod, cell phone, two digital cameras, about $2,500 in cash, and Dunst’s identification and credit cards. Dunst had left for work early that morning when the two robbers struck.

“One suspect, Jarrod Beinerman, 33, was being held on $50,000 bond after being arraigned in a Manhattan court Wednesday on burglary and grand larceny charges. He had been arrested after going to a Brooklyn court for an unrelated case Tuesday.

“Beinerman’s lawyer told a judge that the surveillance camera showed his client wasn’t carrying anything in his hands when he left the SoHo Grand. The lawyer, James Kirschner, said Beinerman had heard a movie was being filmed at the hotel and “went there to check out what was going on.”

“Authorities have since recovered credit cards, IDs and the cell phone.”

[From the Washington Post]

In other Dunst news, it appears that she’s broken up with her boyfriend, Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell – or at least kicked him out of her house. Apparently the guy was super messy and dirty, and she couldn’t take it anymore. It started extending beyond normal sloppiness when Borrell began driving his scooter around her living room. I would think that, logically, if a guy knows you’re a neat freak and starts driving his scooter inside your home, he’s probably trying to piss you off and/or get you to break up with him.

“Actress Kirsten Dunst has reportedly asked Razorlight rocker Johnny Borrell to move out of her house because of his untidiness.

“According to the Daily Mail, the 24-year-old actress has begun to get irritated by the singer’s behaviour, which includes driving his scooter around the living room.

“A source told the paper: ‘Kirsten is incredibly tidy - she is obsessive when it comes to cleaning. Johnny is messy and it was driving her mad.’

“’Kirsten has asked him to move back into the place he shares with an old pal in nearby Muswell Hill. They are taking some time out.’”

[From RTE Entertainment]

I’m surprised she’s such a neat freak. You always see her looking like a drunken, sloppy mess, so I don’t really associate her with fastidiousness. Let’s hope the thieves didn’t steal her comb.

Picture note by JayBird: Here’s Kirsten at the Spider Man 3 Premiere. Header image of Kirsten wit Johnny Borrell at the Costume Institute Gala in May. Image thanks to PR Photos.

Kirsten Dunst could be pregnant! Star magazine claims that she has a baby bump, back pain, morning sickness and an unnatural interest in the pregnancies of her coworkers:

Kirsten Dunst has been generating rumors that she may be the next famous actress to be sporting a baby bump on the set of her upcoming film Spiderman 3. She has been spotted wearing baggy clothing, ordering big boxes of sweet chocolaty treats, and overheard complaining of lower back pain and nausea during filming. Her rep denies that these tell-tale signs are signaling that Kirsten is a mom-to-be, but her interest in co-star Tobey Maguire’s newborn daughter suggests otherwise. Kirsten has become fascinated by details about the pregnancy of Tobey’s fiancée, Jennifer Meyer, asking how she dealt with morning sickness. When Tobey replied that Jennifer felt awful throughout the entire nine months, Kirsten just groaned, “Oh great!” If Kirsten is anticipating her own nine-month struggle, fans wonder, who’s the daddy? Kirsten dated her Marie Antoinette costar Jason Schwartzman briefly in October, and recently announced her relationship with Orlando Bloom in November. But Kirsten was seen with former-love Jake Gyllenhaal this month too. They weren’t cuddling or all over each other, so maybe the old flames simply reunited to share some new baby news!

[From the Star magazine e-mail newsletter]

I don’t know if I quite believe this, but it could be true! Kirsten recently mused that she’d like to go to art school, and it sounds like she’s looking for interests outside of Hollywood. A baby could be just the fulfillment she needs to replace days of smoking, drinking and thrift store shopping.

Could it be Orlando Bloom’s baby, and will the notorious ladies man stick around long enough to help her out? These two just were linked together so it’s possible she was already pregnant when she met him. I can’t wait to see how this one turns out.

In what sounds like an item from our Celebrity Futures wish list, Kirsten Dunst has vowed to quit acting and go to art school in order to widen her horizons:

That’s great for Kirsten and I won’t make fun of the tiny snaggle-toothed actress for once. If she follows through on this pledge she’ll be setting a great example for young people about what’s important in life. It’s more fulfilling more to focus on one’s education and go after a goal than to get wasted and go out every night. (*cough* Lohan *cough*)

66 year-old “West Wing” actor Martin Sheen has made a life change and is currently studying English literature, philosophy and theology at the National University of Ireland in Galway.

Natalie Portman is another actress who values education. She was a straight-A student at Harvard University and graduated in 2003 with a psychology major.

Here’s Kirsten at Sony Global Marketing Partners at the end of September. [via]

I know you don’t want to think about this, but Kirsten Dunst called Jake Gyllenhaal the love of her life and said that they had sex every place and every which way:

She also saud that she would have “a glass” of champagne before bed to unwind. I bet it was more than one glass. She revealed in a recent interview on “The Tonight Show” that she buys cases of champagne at Costco and it’s often the only thing in her fridge.

Good luck there Kirsten. If this interview is to be believed, I don’t know why she’s pining for Gyllenhaal. She was spotted out with a new guy on 9/3. They could just be friends, but judging by their body language it looks to be more than that. [via]

So the pictures are out from the pre-premiere party of “Marie Antoinette” at Cannes and Kirsten Dunst actually looks good. She covers up a little too much, but her sky blue dress is form-fitting, and dare I say - elegant. Someone clued the girl in, or maybe she got lucky.

It looks like the dress that Hillary Swank wore to the 2005 Oscars, but it’s not quite the same. Kiki’s dress has a horizontal sash built in around the middle and little applique birds on the skirt. Swank’s dress had a criss-cross sash, a different neck, and a more form-fitting skirt.

If only Kirsten would hire her stylist full time.

I have to admit I was waiting for these pictures to come out to see what terrible outfit Kirsten Dunst would wear to Cannes while promoting her film “Marie Antoinette.” She did not dissapoint in plain black pants, a white 3/4 sleeve puffy shirt and ugly black flats. (Dita, this is why celebrities needs stylists.)

It looks like Kirsten is wearing the famous “puffy shirt” from Seinfeld. The original was donated to the Smithsonian, so she must have found this musty copy in one of the vintage shops she frequents.

We won’t be the only ones to come up with the puffy shirt comparison. Like Britney’s 70s porn bodyguard, it’s kind of hard not to notice.

People is reporting that Kirsten told her friend to “chug” a vodka tonic while they were out at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood. She once said in an interview with Jay Leno that she buys cases of champagne from Costco and that’s about the only thing in her fridge. Maybe that would explain her outfit.

Here she is with Sofia Coppola and Jason Schwartzman at Cannes today. We can’t wait to see her outfit for the premiere!

Kirsten Dunst has a cute body when she’s not covering it up in layers of ill-fitting vintage clothing. She’s not too thin and her boobs are probably natural. She needs to do something about her teeth, though. I read an interview with Dunst in British In Style in which she said she thinks her teeth give her character and won’t change them, even though her mother has urged her to get them fixed. It’s not invasive like getting plastic surgery and people would say she made a wise move. She can even write it off her taxes. Dunst would have plenty of character left to go around if she got veneers.

I don’t like Kirsten Dunst, but I’m not sure why - apart from her easily mocked appearance. She doesn’t say rude or vain things all the time like Eva Longoria or Jennifer Aniston. She just seems kind of annoying. It’s like she crashed the celebrity party and never bothered to try to act like she deserved the fame and cash that go along with it.

In these pictures of her swimming at Cap d’Antibes in Antibes, about 20 minutes from Cannes, she looks happy like a little kid and I kind of feel sorry for her.

Dunst’s film “Marie Antoinette” opens at Cannes tomorrow.

Pictures [via]

We may have seen these pictures recently, they look familiar but we’re not sure. They’re worth a post because Kirsten just looks so bad.

Ignoring the terrible sunglasses as very ugly sunglasses seem to be popular now, why is she wearing black boots with that dress, and what is that dress? It’s so wrong.

Kirsten admittedly loves to shop at the secondhand stores, and it’s all too evident.

Kirsten is starring in Sofia Coppola’s “Marie Antoinette,” which will be released in October. Here are some stills from the film to take the terrible taste of raw Kirsten out of your mouth. [via]

Kirsten Dunst, 23, was spotted out on a date wtih Andy Samberg, 27, of Saturday Night Live fame:

There was no way Kirsten was getting back together with Jake. Like most everyone else online, we’re not too fond of her, but we wish her the best and hope she finds romance.