Let’s just cover all of this Kristin Cavallari stuff right now. I know I’m days late getting to this, and I have two excuses. One, I was sick as a dog with one of the worst stomach flus I’ve ever had in my life, and two, Kristin Cavallari is barely a celebrity. In her mind, she’s like Kim Kardashian or something, some kind of mega-famous reality superstar and everyone pays attention to her comings and goings. At least, that’s how she puts herself out there in my mind. Anyway, these are some new photos of Kristin and her on-again fiancé Jay Cutler. After Jay dumped her shortly before their wedding, Kristin ran around, making sure everyone knew that he was a terrible monster and she was just a poor little victim. And then something happened, and they got back together. Why? Don’t know.

Here’s what I do know – very soon after Jay and Kristin got back together, Kristin made sure she had this thing locked down by getting pregnant in a hurry. Us Weekly initially reported Kristin’s pregnancy on Monday, with sources (Kristin herself) telling the mag, “She is really happy. She is in the early stages, but she can’t wait to be a mom. They have just bought a house in Tennessee and can’t wait to start their family.” Kristin and Jay both confirmed the news too. And then TMZ reported this:

If you were surprised to hear Kristin Cavallari was pregnant with Jay Cutler’s baby, you’re not the only one — the couple themselves were shocked by the news … TMZ has learned.

Jay and Kristin announced yesterday they were with child — following a crazy few months where they broke off their engagement, only to announce it was back on.

Sources close to the couple tell TMZ, K&Jay had discussed the possibility of kids — but planned to start cranking ‘em out in a few years … not any time soon.

But shocking as it was, we’re told they’re thrilled with the news … renewing their commitment more than ever to making their relationship work.

If Jay wasn’t locked down before, he sure is now.

[From TMZ]

Sure. I’m positive Jay was surprised. I’m sure Kristin just accidentally went off her birth control or whatever. In any case, it seems like Kristin sure got the news out fast, didn’t she? She’s not even showing – I bet she’s not even two months along. Well played, Kristin?

But that’s not all – Jay also took to Twitter to defend his new baby-mama, telling the world, “We couldn’t be more excited. We don’t usually comment on our relationship but for the record I never broke up with Kristin. Its unfortunate some people are saying hurtful things during such a joyous moment in our life.” Ah, right. That’s why Kristin was running around to People and Us Weekly, positioning stories about herself after she was dumped. Because she wasn’t dumped at all! It all makes sense now, Jay!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Yesterday, Life & Style was the only second-tier tabloid without a Duchess Kate cover. Life & Style had decided to combat People Mag’s Sexiest Man of the Year issue by doing an “exclusive” story on how Scott Disick used to bang Kristin Cavallari, and how Kourtney Kardashian is still really pissed about. I forgot to mention yesterday how Kourtney is full of it – Scott allegedly boned Kristin when he and Kourtney were on a break, and Kourtney was off boning other dudes too. Dudes like Premo Stallone, who I still believe is a contender for Mason-Dixon’s biological father. Anyway, Kristin Cavallari is now denying that any Scott-bonin’ took place. I guess we have to believe her because she hasn’t been chainsawed by Scott in a Patrick Bateman fit, right?

Kristin Cavallari isn’t the cheating type — despite what Life & Style wants its readers to believe. The 24-year-old MTV reality star is discrediting the tabloid for alleging she had an affair with Scott Disick, who has been in a committed relationship with Kourtney Kardashian since 2007.

“It’s 100 percent not true,” Cavallari said on The Billy Bush Show Wednesday.

The Hills star — who’s back on with Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler — added that her ex-fiance “didn’t believe [the report] for one second.”

Cavallari said she was also upset that Disick, 28, and the Kardashian family didn’t deny the tabloid story outright.

“I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week. With everything that’s going on for Kim, I feel like they’re trying to take the heat off her,” she said. “When there’s a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it.”

“It’s disrespectful to me and Jay,” Cavallari added, “and I think it just says a lot about their character.”

[From Us Weekly]

Meh, I’m actually not sure that I believe her denial either. I think that when Scott and Kourtney did “breakup” (and they broke up often before Mason came along), they were both fooling around with other people. Kristin might have been around, and something might have happened between KC and Scott. But I love that Kristin is getting all offended and attacking the “character” of the Kardashians and Scott. Like, she’s surprised that they’re famewhores who are trying to change the subject and promote their new show by any means necessary. SHOCKING.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

If you’ve been wondering why Scott Disick hasn’t been watching Dancing With the Stars in the studio audience, you have too much time on your hands. While Scott seems to get along with his brother-in-law (sort of) Robert Kardashian, Scott hasn’t been showing up to the DWTS tapings because he’s been “banned”. By Kourtney Kardashian, his baby-mama. For why? Courtney “banned” him because she doesn’t want him running into Kristin Cavallari, who is apparently Scott’s ex-lover. Seriously?

With Rob Kardashian on Dancing With the Stars, the whole Kardashian clan came out each week to show its support. Well, almost the entire clan. Absent until the Oct. 31 show was Scott Disick, the father of Kourtney Kardashian’s son, Mason!

Now insiders tell Life & Style that Kourtney had banned her boyfriend from the tapings — and with good reason! In the new issue, on newsstands now, sources reveal to Life & Style that Scott had an affair with Kristin Cavallari, a DWTS contestant until being eliminated in early October and newly single at the time, just before Kourtney became pregnant with her and Scott’s child.

“While Kourtney and Scott were on a break, Scott hooked up with Kristin,” a friend reveals to Life & Style. So when both Rob and Kristin were confirmed as contestants on DWTS, “Scott and Kourtney argued about Kristin,” a friend confirms. “Kourtney can’t stand her now and didn’t want Scott at show tapings.”

A Kardashian pal confirms that “Scott and Kristin hooked up in Las Vegas during a time [February 2009] that he was on a break from Kourtney.”

The Kardashian pal adds that Kristin, Kourtney and Scott were best friends with Kristin during her Laguna Beach days and even after Kristin stopped dating Kourtney’s stepbrother Brody Jenner. Hanging out at Brother Jimmy’s in NYC or dancing at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami, the three reality stars were close until Kourtney first caught Scott and Kristin on a date at Apple Lounge in LA on March 11, 2009. She and Kristin have been enemies ever since.

“Kourtney was furious,” the Kardashian pal tells Life & Style. “She and her sisters have called Kristin ‘the whore bag’ ever since.” But that wasn’t the only rendezvous Scott and Kristin had.

“Actually, Scott and Kristin were hooking up on and off for a year, maybe even two,” a second Kardashian friend reveals to Life & Style. “When Kourt and Scott would fight, he’d party with Kristin and hook up.”

Things have gotten so bad between Scott and Kourtney lately that an insider tells Life & Style that Scott moved out of their hotel suite and into his own room at the Gansevoort Park Avenue in NYC while the two were in town filming Kourtney & Kim Take New York.

“I’m seeing Scott slip back into his old patterns,” Kourtney says in the Nov. 27 premiere of Kourtney & Kim Take New York.

[From Life & Style]

I knew there was a reason I didn’t like Kristin Cavallari. Now I know – she’s the kind of girl who would casually hook up with Scott Disick. Dealbreaker.

I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again – I had a very dear friend who was so much like Kourtney Kardashian. This friend just became absolutely obsessed with one dude, and the dude was a complete tool and he treated her badly and he cheated on her and made fun of her, and my friend just lived with it because her love for him was just full-on obsession, and it’s like she couldn’t even see other dudes. Now, I’m not saying Kourtney is “obsessed” with Scott, I’m just saying that she can’t see past him, she can’t imagine her life without him, without dealing with his BS on a daily basis. I get that they have a kid together, but is this relationship really working? Really?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here are some brand new photos of Kristin Cavallari walking her dog yesterday, trying to pretend like she didn’t call the paparazzi. She even flips off the photographer in one of the shots, because she’s so classy and important and she can afford to be a bitch to the lone paparazzo who gives a crap. And before everyone starts yelling “WHO?!!?”, chill out. Kristin is a “reality star” and “professional bitch” who starred on Laguna Beach and The Hills.

Yesterday, many of us had a chuckle about Kristin Cavallari’s engagement getting canceled, likely because her fiancé, Bears QB Jay Cutler, dumped her ass. That was the first version of the break up story – that Cutler had dumped her all of a sudden and that Kristin was “devastated”. Perhaps Kristin realized that a lot of people were giggling with the schadenfreude of the situation, because just a few hours later, People Magazine published a new report claiming that Jay was “beyond controlling” and he made her “choose between spending time with him and with her girlfriends.” It read as damage control by a chick who had been dumped.

But! Jay Cutler is now defending Kristin. He took to Facebook and wrote, “Thanks for the support, but if you talk bad about Kristin I will delete and block you. It’s unnecessary and heartless. Also, don’t say now I can play football, I could play football when I had her compared to when I don’t. Football is the least of my worries, so have some respect.” And then he shut down his page this morning.

Meanwhile, Radar has a source who claims the breakup is about the difference in their families: “Jay comes from a really good, wholesome family, and Kristin is a reality TV star who comes from a broken home. His family also wasn’t overly fond of Kristin’s dad and they played a part in having Jay re-think taking the leap with Kristin.” So, once again, Kristin got dumped. Just FYI.

UPDATE: Apparently, Jay’s Facebook account was a fake? So he didn’t defend Kristin at all publicly. Interesting.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

CB and I disagreed as to whether this story was interesting – CB thinks it’s “very 2007” and I think it’s interesting in a “I had a chuckle of schadenfreude with this one” way. For the past few months, Kristin Cavallari, reality “star” also-ran and professional bitch-face, has been trying to get people interested in her engagement to Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler. I’ve seen stories about Kristin and Jay on People and Us Weekly, like they’re genuine celebrities or something. Anyway, bitch got dumped by her fiancé. And even People Magazine is all “Bitch got dumped.” It sucks to be so much of a loser that even People Magazine doesn’t give a crap about making you sound kind of pathetic:

This is not the fairy-tale ending Kristin Cavallari was hoping for. After just 10 months together, Cavallari and Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler have called off their engagement, a source confirms to PEOPLE.

“She got dumped,” says another source. “She’s absolutely devastated. She can’t believe this is happening.”

The couple, who were planning a spring wedding, became engaged in April, when Cutler popped the question in Mexico. They had been spending much of their time recently in Chicago, and Cavallari had planned to move there during the upcoming football season.

“She was planning her dream wedding, the date was set, the location – everything was set,” the source says. “She’s in shock that the dream wedding she was planning is going to end this way.”

Just a week ago, Cavallari Tweeted about her engagement party. “Thx to all my amazing friends for making my engagement party a blast last night!” she wrote.

The couple had completed their wedding registry, and Cavallari was determined to be in great shape for the wedding. Saturday night Cavallari hit The Beverly, an L.A. lounge, and was spotted without her engagement ring.

“She was hanging out at a table with Nicky Hilton and Alessandra Ambrosio,” a source tells PEOPLE. “She was telling friends how they called off the engagement.”

A rep for Cavallari had no comment.

[From People]

Do I feel bad for laughing? Sure. I think Kristin was trying to make people care about her engagement and wedding because she wanted attention, sure, but I do have sympathy for her considering that her mindset was all “happy, happy wedding” and his mindset was all “How can I get out of this?” That sucks, no matter who you are. But isn’t Kristin known as a major bitch? Right? So enjoy it.

UPDATE: Haha, Kristin must have run to People Mag and made them publish a story about Jay being “controlling”. A “source” says: “Jay Cutler was beyond controlling and didn’t really like Kristin to go out. When she did go out, he called all the time and demanded to know exactly where she was going and who she was with.” Um… so? No mention from Team Cavallari about the simple fact that the bitch got dumped.

The friend adds: “He made her choose between him and being friends with a lot of her girlfriends. I’m not surprised it didn’t last.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Back in February, Us Weekly did something they rarely do - they called out a young star for her not-so-alleged drug use. Usually, Us Weekly tries to finesse it a little more with their sourced quotes and veiled accusations. But for a reality star like Kristin Cavallari, they didn‘t sugarcoat it at all, calling her “the erratic, gaunt star” and quoting a source who laid it out: “She was going around to everyone, asking them to score her some coke… Her issues are becoming apparent to everyone… She’s getting scary-thin and not showering regularly…She’s clearly unhealthy.” It took about two seconds for Kristen’s rep to deny it in total, and for her lawyer to rumble about a lawsuit.

This week, Us Weekly is doubling down on the cokehead accusations. This time their source claims: “I saw her do a line of cocaine…She’s been sucked into the Hollywood scene. She’s surrounded by the leeches who enable her.” Intense!

On the Apr. 27 Hills premiere, Kristin Cavallari strongly dismissed her costars’ insinuations that she has been doing drugs, but sources tell the new Us Weekly (on newsstands now) that the MTV reality star, 23, is spiraling out of control.

Earlier this month, after a night of dinking at Night Vision’s Oasis event at Coachella in Indio, Calif., Cavallari, 23, joined 37-year-old actor Jason Statham and several others for a late-night spin in a golf cart, the new Us Weekly reports.

“They got pulled over by the cops and were told to go home,” recounts a Cavallari acquaintance, who tells Us Weekly that throughout the music festival weekend, the star “was drinking and partying. I saw her do a line of cocaine.”

Though Cavallari’s lawyer denies she uses drugs, a source tells Us Weekly: “The dudes she hangs out with are all party promoters — and they’re party animals.”

Adds another: “She’s been sucked into the Hollywood scene. She’s surrounded by the leeches who enable her.”

For more — including how Cavallari “freaked” out on a bathroom attendant during a night of wild partying; her scary past brushes with cocaine; how costars Heidi and Spencer Pratt have blown through hundreds of thousands of dollars in recent months and the drama-filled return of Justin “Bobby” Brescia — pick up the new Us Weekly today!

[From Us Weekly]

So… is Kristin a cokehead? Maybe. Probably. I’ll buy that she was probably doing lines of coke at Coachella, and she probably does coke at parties and stuff. However, she looks relatively healthy to me. Her weight seems to fluctuate, and a few months ago I definitely thought she looked really strung out and eating-disorder-and-drug-use thin. She’s still thin, but she’s been looking a bit healthier these days, so maybe she’s gotten her partying under control? Or maybe she’s not partying as much?

I was already prepared to call Kristin Cavallari a bitch because she looks so good and – dare I say – natural in a bikini. This is Kristin promoting… something (herself?) in Las Vegas on Friday, wearing a simple bikini and sheer cover-up. It’s so refreshing to see one of The Hills girls in a bikini without playing a circus song in my head. Although, before we start thinking that Kristin is a picture of healthy living, there are those constant cokehead rumors - just sayin’.

Anyway, Kristin was interviewed by People Magazine, and she wants us to know – on the record – that she really isn’t a bitch. Shocking!

Has the bad girl from The Hills turned good?

Kristin Cavallari, known for her unvarnished opinions on the MTV reality show, says she’s a better person than she’s portrayed on the show – and that the real Kristin is the one who’s been doing charity work recently.

“If you asked my real friends, they would say I’m definitely not a bitch,” Cavallari, 23, told PEOPLE on Saturday while hosting a party at Liquid Pool Lounge in Las Vegas. “I definitely stand up for myself, and I’m not not a pushover.”

Cavallari’s plans for life after The Hills, whose final season premieres Tuesday, include helping those less fortunate via the One Kid One World charity. “I was just in El Salvador, and we rebuilt this whole school,” she says. “It takes so little time, but it impacts these people for the rest of their lives.”

One thing she’s not interested in pursuing – a feud with Hills costar Spencer Pratt, who recently wrote on Twitter that Cavallari and Audrina Patridge tend to dress like it’s Halloween.

“I heard one little comment he made, but if that’s it, I’m fine with it,” Cavallari says. “He’s attacking everybody else. There’s so much going on, and I only know bits and pieces. I’m trying to stay out of it because it’s so stupid.”

[From People]

Eh. I’m not invested in her one way or another, so I could possibly buy that she’s not a horrible person, or that she is. It doesn’t really matter to me. All I know is that she seems like the most normal of this bunch of no-talent circus freaks. So… well done.

Kristin in Las Vegas on April 24, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Us Weekly has launching a rather spectacular attack on reality star Kristin Cavallari. They claim that Kristin is some kind of major cokehead, and that her “issues” have become very noticeable. And that’s not all! Apparently, she’s also “getting scary-thin and not showering regularly.” The above photo is from the When In Rome premiere at the end of January – she does seem noticeably thinner, but she still looks like she bathes. Oh, and Us Weekly also claims that Kristin’s reality star friends are trying to convince her to go to rehab. Us Weekly is going hardcore:

It’s reality-check time for Kristin Cavallari.

The Hills star raised eyebrows for all the wrong reasons during Super Bowl weekend in Miami: “She was wasted the entire time,” a source says in the new issue of Us Weekly.

“She was going around to everyone, asking them to score her some coke.” (Cavallari’s lawyer refutes the allegations to Us; MTV declined to comment.)

But those close to the hard-partying Cavallari, 23, say that such antics have become more and more typical. “Her issues are becoming apparent to everyone,” an insider reveals. “She’s getting scary-thin and not showering regularly…She’s clearly unhealthy.”

Her Hills friends Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt have all urged her to check into rehab, but to no avail. “She doesn’t think she has a problem,” a source says.

And Cavallari isn’t just a wild girl on her days off: the erratic, gaunt star has become chronically tardy to Hills tapings — when she shows up at all.

In a sad twist, her struggles may even become fodder on MTV’s hit show. “Her drug problem finally became an unavoidable conversation topic on film,” an insider says. “If MTV uses the footage, it will be clear to everyone.”

To find more about Kristin’s crisis, how she’s “sleeping around,” her show-stopping tantrum at a Vegas event and her run-in with Derek Jeter, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly — on newsstands today!

[From Us Weekly]

Oh, she’s “sleeping around” too. Burn her! No, I get it. Just another piece woven onto the tapestry of self-destruction. Unfortunately for Us Weekly, they’re going to have to defend this sh-t, because Kristin’s rep denied the story in total, saying, “She has no drug problem. US Weekly is a tabloid; they are no better then the National Enquirer. Don’t believe everything you read or hear.” Hmm… who to believe? A tabloid or the snotty rep of a reality star?

Kristin at the ‘When In Rome’ premiere in LA on January 27, 2010. Also, having her nails done on Valentine’s Day. Credit: WENN.

I don’t really get the whole Kristen Bell thing. I didn’t watch Veronica Mars, so that might be a factor. I’ve seen Kristen in other things, and I’ve read interviews with her, and it’s not that I dislike her or anything. She seems like a very bright, engaged, talented girl. But why do people like her so much? She’s just kind of there. Anyway, just my opinion.

Kristen seems to be trying some fashionista moves maybe? Here she is at the LA premiere of When In Rome, that dumb looking romantic comedy also starring Josh Duhamel and Dax Shepherd. I was prepared to like this brown cut-out dress… but then I saw that the two pieces of the dress seem to be tied to together with a thick rope. Not cute.

Huffington Post points out that another Kristen kind of stole Bell’s thunder. Kristin Cavallari also went to the premiere, and she decked herself out in hot pink and killer shoes. I hate myself, but Cavallari looks amazing. This is what the star should wear when attending her own premiere.

Kristen Bell & Kristin Cavallari at the LA premiere of ‘When In Rome’ on January 27, 2010. Credit: WENN.

New “Hills” castmember Kristin Cavallari was a guest on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show yesterday. She was promoting her role as the “bitch” on the show, which premiered last night on MTV. In case anyone cares, Kristin explained that she doesn’t get along with Audrina Patridge and blamed it on Audrina, adding that Audrina doesn’t like her. She also denied the report that came out about their salaries, and said it’s not true that Audrina makes more than she does.

Ryan asked Kristin about the rumors that she dated John Mayer, which Mayer denied a few weeks ago with some creative tweets including “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.” Mayer never denied hitting on Kristin, though, and she told Ryan Seacrest that he tried to pick her up but that she wasn’t having it, particularly because he’s dating a friend of hers. I kind of wonder who she’s talking about, although I don’t particularly care.

There was a rumor that you were dating John Mayer. How did that start?
To be honest, it’s interesting because I’ve met him once for literally five minutes.

Did he ask you out?
No – yeah

He did ask you out. And you said no, why?
Yeah. I just feel like I don’t need to be another notch on his belt…

I think he’s a really nice guy. One of my friends is hanging out with him.

[Transcribed from Kristin Cavallari's Kiisfm interview with Ryan Seacrest, aired 9/29/09]

Kristin also said that she’s not dating a businessman as has been reported. Her co-star and ex boyfriend Brody Jenner was on the air with her for a while, and he suggested that something was up with the business guy though. “I just think that Kristin doesn’t want to talk about that.” She assured us that she’s single, has been for two years, and that she likes it that way. Cavallari definitely seems to have some sense if she’s staying away from John Mayer and trying to keep her relationships under wraps. That’s not enough to convince me to watch her show, though. Someone’s got to be watching it.

Meanwhile Cavallari’s co-star Stephanie Pratt told Hollyscoop that she’s leaving the show after this season. “I think Audrina, Lo and I are all going to leave after these 10 episodes. I don’t know how much more I can take of The Hills. The Hills is very brutal.” There are a lot of people who agree with Stephanie, but is she sure it’s the best career move to step away from the show? It’s not like she’s in high demand.

Kristin Cavallari is shown on 9/15 and 9/19/09, credit: WENN.com. John Mayer is shown on 3/26/09, credit: PRPhotos