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Apr 29
'08
Lindsay Lohan dipping below reality stars in popularity


Have you noticed that there are much fewer stories about Lindsay Lohan lately? A story in People made it abundantly clear that she’s completely fallen off the wagon. While the gossip magazines and sites covered it, it was barely a blip on our radar. She’s living with a woman and we covered a story that she yelled at Ashley Oslen for trying to talk to her girlfriend, saying “Get your 15-year-old Full House ass away from my girlfriend,” but it only got 7 comments. It’s not like anyone really cares about her at this point. Good for her for staying in a relatively long term relationship even if she’s insanely jealous and drinking again.

The stars of faux reality show “The Hills” get more press coverage than Lohan, and that’s really saying something. Over the weekend there was a story that she drink Shirley Temples and seemed to abstain from alcohol while at a gig her girlfriend, DJ Samantha Ronson, played in Las Vegas on Friday, but with Lohan you never can tell if she’s sneaking vodka into her drinks. Nor does anyone particularly seem to care.

Here she is at the Launch of the Scarlet HD TV Series yesterday, looking rough and awkward in that dress. Also shown are Heidi Montag and Spencer Prat, Emmy Rossum, Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Tila Tequila, Vanessa Marcil, Bai Ling, and Travis Barker. Thanks to PRPhotos.

Posted in Bai Ling, Emmy Rossum, Heidi Montag, Kristin Cavallari, Lauren Conrad, Lindsay Lohan, Spencer Pratt, Tila Tequila, Travis Barker, Vanessa Marcil

Written by Celebitchy         25 Comments »
Sep 7
'06
Nicole Richie’s new song, Dandelion (update: old song, cover)


Nicole Richie’s new song, Dandelion, isn’t half bad. It’s not fabulous or catchy and is the same type of breathy remastered bubblegum pop that Paris put out. Still, it’s not awful.

The lyrics tell the story of a guy who cheated on her with a younger chick. She thought he was a flower, but uh, he turned out to be a weed. Original.

Down in Union Square I saw him walking all alone
I walked a little slower just so I’d remain unknown
He met someone not 17 on 17th then he knew her all too well.
My little piece of heaven has a secret he won’t tell
With half a smile he took her hand and then he walked away
I realized I wouldn’t see my boy after today
Fell in love with a dandelion and he’s all I ever had
At first he looked so sweet but in the end he tastes so bad..

He’s a dandelion he looks like everything I need
I thought he was a flower but he turned out a weed.

This isn’t a video for the song, just a bunch of stills of Nicole with the song playing in the background:

Nicole’s lovelife seems to be back on track. She’s going strong with former “Princes of Malibu” hottie Brody Jenner. Jenner’s ex, onetime “Laguna Beach” star Kristin Cavalleri, may have tried to get back at Nicole by wearing a “You can have him” T-Shirt and later opening flirting with Nicole’s ex and the most likely subject of the Dandelion song, DJ AM. Page Six reports that she was all over him at a party this week. For his part, AM seems to be enjoying being single. A different hot blonde known only as “Lauren” was spotted in his DJ booth on Friday night. It’s doubtful he’ll ever be spinning Richie’s tunes.

Update: Thanks to commenter Bobby J. for pointing out that this song is a cover, which means that there’s no reason to try and read anything about Richie’s love life in the lyrics.

Update: And thanks to the anonymous commentor for letting me know that this demo was recorded way back when she was with DJ AM. I guess we won’t be hearing it on her album. I found this through a YouTube search, so I didn’t have a lot of background information on it and just posted it with the assumption that it was new.

And AM’s girlfriend/companion for the night is said to be model Lauren Hastings.

Here are Nicole and Brody out holding hands in Malibu on 9/3. [via]

Posted in Kristin Cavallari, Music, Nicole Richie, Photos, Video

Written by Celebitchy         17 Comments »
Mar 23
'06
Kristin Cavallari makes out with her ex


19-year old Laguna Beach reality star, Kristin Cavallari, has been linked with newly single Nick Lachey, 32. Cavallari has denied reports that the two are dating, and now it looks like she may be rid of Lachey entirely. While Lachey was in Cincinnati to promote his breakup song, “What’s Left of Me,” Cavallari was making out with her ex in public:

In a VIP booth at L.A.’s hot nightclub, Lobby, Kristin Cavallari, 19, and a tall, dark, handsome star were in a deep lip lock, very publicly making out. “They were really getting it on!” The guy was not Nick Lachey, but Brody Jenner- the guy she broke up with right before hooking up with Nick.

“She was thrilled to be back with Brody,” says the source. “She was all over him all night. They left together, too.”

The article in Star speculates that Nick is not over Jessica and mentions that Nick’s friends thought Cavallari was up to no good even before this incident. Still, we doubt that one failed rebound relationship will lead Nick and Jessica to reunite.

Here’s Cavallari with some obvious hair extensions at the premiere for “Yo Mamma,” where she completely denied dating Lachey.

Posted in Breakups, Jessica Simpson, Kristin Cavallari, Nick Lachey, Photos, Relationship trouble

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