There has been a buzz building for the last few weeks that our favorite rehab fixture, Lindsay Lohan, has fallen off the wagon in a big way. In January, the starlet was videotaped sneaking chugs of champagne straight from the bottle in a club in Italy, but her lawyer insisted she “called her sponsor and got back on track.” Now, sources close to Lohan say she’s up to her old tricks again.

Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon so many times, she should be covered with bruises! And sources reveal she’s up to her old tricks of trying to hide her drinking.

The troubled 21-year-old actress–who did three stints in rehab last year– is filling water bottles with booze and asking friends to hide alcohol bottles for her at clubs, according to insiders.

“Lindsay thinks she’s pulling the wool over everyone’s eyes, but it’s obvious that she’s drinking again big time,” an insider told the Enquirer.

The “Mean Girls” star boozed it up at the trendy Los Angeles hotspot Avalon on February 8, according to the source…

…”She was sitting at a table topped with different kinds of juices, water and one of her favorite beverages- the energy drink Red Bull. But she had people stash bottles of Grey Goose vodka under the table.”

Lindsay’s party pals poured vodka into the Red Bull, then quickly slipped the Grey Goose back under the table, said the source.

“I saw Lindsay down close to 10 Red Bulls that night,” the insider revealed. “And a clubgoer told me that she’d been watching Lindsay all night- and she’d take a big slurp of Grey Goose when she thought no one was looking.”

Four nights later, Lindsay partied at the club Villa, where an eyewitness from the x17 photo agency says that Lindsay “was drinking vodka cocktails- several of them. She is not sober anymore. I know this for sure.”

[From The National Enquirer, print version, March 3, 2008]

Meanwhile, video footage of Lindsay falling down as she left the Villa nightclub that night is steadily making its way around the Internet. Many sobriety experts say vodka is the alcohol of choice for secret drinkers because they think it’s odorless, and can mix in with juices and water because it’s colorless.

Star says Lindsay can’t even help herself while dining with friends in a restaurant:

Lindsay Lohan ordered water and tried to act demure during dinner with friends at West Hollywood’s Madeo restaurant on Valentine’s Day. But it didn’t last long. “One of her pals was drinking wine, and she was sneaking sips of it under the table,” says a witness.

In public, Lindsay is keeping up a facade of sobriety, but her friends say she’s partying again. During the week of February 11, Lindsay holed up with pals at the Beverly Hills Hotel. “It was a wild party,” says an onlooker. “People were smoking pit and doing coke all night.”

“Lindsay is a really nice girl,” says a pal. “She’s also very lonely and insecure. She hates to be alone and she’s terrified of the dark. She’s like a little kid. And the worst thing is, no one helps her.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, March 3, 2008]

Here’s some free advice for you, Linds: If you want to stay sober, STAY THE HELL OUT OF NIGHTCLUBS, YOU IDIOT!! But something tells me that not only does Blohan NOT want to stay sober– she never was.

Note by Celebitchy: Lindsay Lohan was photographed outside an AA meeting this week, and while part of me wants to give her credit the other part thinks it’s just damage control due to the tabloid reports which came out earlier in the week. She also talks at length in the March, 2008 issue of Paper about how she got sober. She also says that she was up for a role in a movie about silent screen star Clara Bow, but since she was in rehab and all it went to Sienna Miller. STFU Lindsay. I’m no fan of Miller but she’s a better actress than you are and she actually shows up to work.

Here are photos from Lohan’s Paper Magazine spread, thanks to Linds-Lo.com. Look – she’s wearing the same dress Kate Hudson did to the Fool’s Gold premiere. That’s what it needed – a belt.

I know a lot of you have been confused about Lindsay Lohan’s profession lately. Is she an actress, a singer, or a nude model? A spokesperson? Or is she a hooker? Well, it looks like she’s finally found a movie studio with the courage to sign her onto a project.

Producers have exclusively confirmed to E! News that the tabloid queen is resuming her day job, signing on to star alongside Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a comedy tentatively set to start rolling this April.

A source at Patriot Pictures, which is producing the yukfest, told E! News that the film follows two rival Renaissance Faire troupes as they make their way through the competitive circuit. It’s unclear whether Lohan will be one of Black’s repertory players or a member of a competing Ren Faire faction.

Lohan’s mother, Dina, also let slip via a phone call to E! News from her Long Island home that her firstborn was currently in talks to star in one other big-screen project, though she did not reveal any details.

[From E! News]

People have been saying that posing nude and pretending to be Marilyn Monroe would be bad for Lindsay’s career. But starring in a Renaissance Faire comedy with Jack Black– that’ll really show ‘em, won’t it! This movie has “clunker” written all over it. I like Jack Black, don’t get me wrong, but he’s been in some really horrible movies lately.

This is only the second acting job Lindsay has landed since her triple-stay in rehab last year. She has a small role in the film, “Dare to Love Me,” which imdb.com reports has no release date due to production delays. Since then, Lohan has mostly been appearing on magazine covers, or walking around shopping in those hideous black leggings.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Lindsay Lohan is shown at the Los Angeles Italia – Film, Fashion and Art Festival on 2/17/08.

Lindsay Lohan talked about Heath Ledger in the New Yorker magazine interview that accompanies her topless tribute to Marilyn Monroe. We covered this story earlier today, but here’s a recap: Lohan called Marilyn’s suicide tragic and then said “You know, it’s also tragic what just recently happened to someone else.” When the journalist said Heath’s name she shook her head yes and “hey are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone… But I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.”

Despite the fact that Lohan annoys the hell out of me, I hope she moves to somewhere far away without paparazzi or tanning spray facilities and stops spending money so she can live adequitely (spelling deliberate) outside of the spotlight. I certainly wouldn’t want her to meet a tragic end unless it involves personal bankruptcy and not death. Her father says that the latter is a possibility, considering that she is now, or has at some time, taken many of the same prescription drugs as Heath Ledger was went he died. It sounds like their whole family has the same inflated sense of self importance as their orange daughter:

When Heath died, he was taking some of the same medications that Lindsay Lohan has been prescribed, says her dad, Michael Lohan. “Even before Heath’s death, I told Lindsay that I’m very concerned about the pills she’s taking. Doctors had Lindsay on Oxycontin when she broke her wrist. They also had her on Adderall for ADD, Xanax for depression and anxiety and Ambien for insomnia. Although Lindsay, 21, has told Michael, “Don’t worry, Dad, I’m okay,” he believes that doctors are overmedicating young stars. “I’m not only fearful for Lindsay, but for all the other kids out there… Most of these young people shouldn’t be on some of these medications – instead, they should get spiritual guidance, counseling and exercise. These new drugs get into their bones and bloodstreams and they have to detox to get off them or they can have seizures or possibly die.”

[From In Touch, print edition, February 25, 2008]

Leave it to Michael Lohan to make Heath Ledger’s death about his daughter. At least he has some experience in the field, now that he’s working at a faith-based rehab. He also kept the proselytizing to a minimum, you have to give him credit for just saying “spiritual guidance” instead of name-dropping God and/or His Only Son.

I was confused about the “drugs get into their bones” comment, and asked my husband about it. He’s a scientist and works in the pharmaceutical industry and he told me that drugs can conceivably get into the bones because there are blood vessels there. It terms of detox you would be more worried about drugs getting trapped in fatty tissue, though, not in your bones, even with someone as skinny as Lohan.

Michael Lohan is shown with Lindsay in Cirque Lodge rehab last year.

Lindsay Lohan tried to offer an olive branch to Paris Hilton, leaving her nice phone messages in her 55 year-old heavy smoker’s voice. Lohan said she wanted to make peace with Paris after their longstanding feud over swapping Greek shipping heirs back and forth, re-infecting each other with various strains of communicable diseases.

Instead of ignoring Lohan or maybe sending her a text or voice message back saying all that was stagnant water under the bridge, Paris did the mature thing – and had her assistant leave fart sound messages on Lindsay’s voice mail:

Lindsay Lohan tried to make peace with Paris, leaving voice mails explaining that she wanted to call a truce.

But Paris refused to call back. Finally, she responded in her usually classy way.

“She had her assistant call Lindsay and leave fart sounds on her voice mail,” a close source told The Enquirer.

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, February 25, 2008]

Paris Hilton is such a nice, caring, responsible person. She even takes in countless animals and gives them a loving home outside the chi chi pet shops where they were confined in misery before she swooped them up for a life of luxury as her living accessories.

After Paris told Ellen DeGeneres on her show on Monday that she had a whopping 17 dogs, the Los Angeles Department of Animal Services paid a visit to her home. It is illegal to have more than three dogs in the city of Los Angeles without a breeder’s permit. There was no one at Paris’ place and it was under construction. The animals weren’t there either, though, they have their own nannies and pet whisperers, which seems like a much better existence than having to wait like last year’s Balenciaga bag for Paris to pick you to accompany her to an event.

Header image is an older one of Paris and Lindsay. The image below of Paris dressed like her dog is from July of last year.

Brody Jenner of MTV faux reality show “The Hills” is one of the many guys to have hooked up with Lohan recently. And by recently I mean in the past month. The two were seen “all over each other” at two different clubs in NY at the end of January. Lest you think Jenner is special, Lohan made out with Jonathan Rhys Meyers at a club the following weekend and was said to have made plans to see him afterwards.

MTV is supposedly hot to get Lindsay to appear in a new reality show featuring Jenner after they heard that she was on his tail. The show will center around Jenner’s sordid love life and rumor has it that they really hope that Lohan will come on board. Given that her movie career is failing, she is said to be begging everyone for cash, and she’s hopefully getting paid carry that tobacco cessation product around, it seems like an opportunity she shouldn’t pass up.

MTV’s begging Brody to nail down Lindsay for a show they think could be even bigger than “The Hills.” Enthused one exec: “It’s a dream come true – better than a soap opera because it writes itself. Women fall down dead over the guy. If you think Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, and Lauren create drama, wait’ll you see Broday in action.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, Mike Walker's column, February 18, 2008]

This sounds like it could be true. MTV has a lot of success with that Hills show, and since it’s a spin off of another show you could see them trying to create yet another arranged reality show from that same mold. Reality TV seems just about right for Lohan, too. She certainly courts the spotlight and it’s not like her film career is going to pick up anytime soon. Maybe the show should center around her, though. She seems to have enough constant drama in her life without needing to have it manufactured for her.

Lohan is shown trying to work that sideboob at the opening of Fendi’s redesigned boutique on Rodeo Drive last night. Isn’t she lovely?

I’m fairly certain that Lindsay Lohan, star of “Mean Girls” has never actually seen “Mean Girls.” If she had, she’s know it’s bad to be a colossal bitch and get into petty fights with other colossal bitches. Never one to accidentally let herself be classy or decent, Lohan got into a catfight with fellow empty headed/empty hearted bitch Paris Hilton at Timbaland’s pre-Grammys party. Why were either of them going to the Grammys you ask? They’re just “actresses”/celebutards right? Well don’t forget that each of these classy gals has put out a CD. Were they well received? Well no. Did they suck ass? Pretty much. But apparently that means they get to go to the Grammys. And if that’s the only qualification, my cat should get to go to the Oscars, because he put out one fine YouTube movie.

If I were at some party where I didn’t belong (like for an awards show to honor good singers) I would do my best to sit there, look pretty, and keep my annoyingly big mouth shut. But Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are incapable of being classy like me, which means they had to fight over Timbaland and generally embarrass the crap out of themselves.

We watched open-mouthed as Lindsay pointed at Paris and snarled: “What the hell is that bitch doing here? I didn’t know she was on the list.” To which Paris spat back: “F*** off you bitch.” We were caught in the crossfire of their extraordinary bust-up at Timbaland’s exclusive pre-Grammys bash at Avalon.

A source close to the pair explained to us: “Both of them want to work with Timbaland to revive their faltering music careers. Both saw the party as an ideal way of getting him on side – but they didn’t count on the other being there.”

Lindsay arrived at the party first. She made a beeline for the hit producer… and waved at him wildly over the barriers. Then Paris strolled in surrounded by a massive entourage and took up a seat directly opposite Li-Lo – and far closer to Timba. Clocking her rival, Lindsay began fluffing up her hair extensions and launched into verbal attack. After her outburst she flounced past Paris, giving the hotel heirhead a death stare. And taking a huge swig of Red Bull, she made her move – clambering over a sofa towards her prey. Not to be outdone, nimble Paris hurdled a barrier and flung herself at him first.

[From the Mirror]

I love the imagery this writer uses. I can actually see Lindsay Lohan jumping over furniture while Paris Hilton makes a beeline over an ottoman. Timbaland apparently just stared at the two girls and walked away without even acknowledging them. Which is probably the best way to handle Paris and Lindsay in any given situation. Here’s an idea for the two of them. While they both suck as acting, they both suck at singing a lot more. So why don’t the two of you pick the thing you’re the least bad at, and work on improving on that one thing? So instead of doing several things terribly, how about you just do the one thing and be mediocre at it?

Here’s some of that Lohan sexiness you just can’t get enough of – last night at the Grammys. Celebitchy pointed out, “She’s brown with flecks of orange.” Always an attractive look. Images thanks to PR Photos.

For your daily dose of deep Lindsay Lohan news, we bring you today’s thoughtful revelation: Lindsay is sorry. Well not exactly sorry, but she knows she was bad, and can’t figure out what she was thinking. I’m pretty sure I’ve got a clear idea of exactly what she was thinking: “This is fun! I’m going to do what makes me feel awesome, even if I steal a car and run over someone’s foot in the process!” Deep thoughts indeed. Lohan has a big cover story in the upcoming issue of Harper’s Bazaar. They’ve released a few short excerpts, and they’re just as deep and insightful as one would expect from a Lohan.

“When I look back on this last year, it’s like, what was I thinking?” the 21-year-old actress says in the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine, on newsstands Feb. 19.

Lohan was arrested twice last year on DUI charges and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges. She served 84 minutes in jail as part of a plea deal, and checked into a rehab center in Utah.

“I’ve learned so much, though, like learning to live my life a different way … and I wasn’t taking the time to feel my feelings,” she says. “Being away and going to a place where I could learn about that and take the time with a clear mind to get back on the right track was nice.”

[From the Associated Press]

Still, Lohan says she “loves life” and loves music and “being around that.” Apparently this has led to a nearly irresistible urge to party nonstop. But the poor girl’s learning to cope.

“I have it in me to go, go, go,” Lohan says. “I’m still young. I love life. I love music and being around that. I love people, and I’m a very social person. But I also love being home, quiet and normal.”

[From the Associated Press]

Lindsay Lohan, there is nothing about you that is normal. And by normal, I mean “what it should be,” not normal as in average or boring. Everything about you is wrong. The girl is clearly off the wagon, yet she insists on giving interviews promotion herself and telling everyone how amazing she is and what a wonderful job she’s doing, succeeding at life. Look hon, just because you say something doesn’t make it true. When you’re photographed drinking three times in a few months, you’re not sober. If that’s what you’re doing when cameras are around, what the hell are you snorting when the bathroom door is closed? Please, interviews on your growth and depth are an insult to us all. I say we call for a boycott of all products Lindsay Lohan-based until she gets real and at least stops telling us how awesome she is. Which means you cannot purchase or view “I Know Who Killed Me.” Yeah I know, tragic.

Picture Note by JayBird: Here’s Lohan going to lunch at La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills on February 2nd. Her hair is definitely looking a little worse for wear. WENN says that’s her assistant with her, but I think it looks like her younger sister Ali. Images thanks to WENN.

Blame the dealer, not the addict—that’s Michael Lohan’s new philosophy, at least when it comes to his precious cash cow, daughter Lindsay.

The recovering alcoholic and former jailbird told the Sydney News that he has been looking for the individuals who sold Lindsay cocaine, and is especially keen to find the man who is currently selling a story to the tabloids about how the starlet begged to score some coke over the Thanksgiving holiday.

“God is going to get even with this guy. He’s destroyed a lot of lives.

I’ve been looking for the people who’ve been selling my daughter and these other kids the drugs. And come hell or high water, one day I’m going to find these guys and I’m going to expose them.”

[From The Sydney News]

I’m sure the dealers are shaking in their shoes. I have this mental image of him trying to look like a tough guy in his black mesh shirt, roaming the bad neighborhoods of Manhattan – with a camera crew in tow, of course. And now that Lindsay is reportedly drinking again, will Michael also be personally visiting all the nightclubs in New York and LA to demand that they shut down, so Lindsay won’t be tempted?

Though it’s not exactly a surprise, Lindsay Lohan appears to be back on the booze again. Again. Again. This is the third time she’s been spotted drinking in public since her massive rehab, right? It gets hard to keep track. I’m only one person – if I were to actually try to keep track of all the terrible and salacious things Lindsay Lohan does in one day, I would have to cease all activities. Including sleeping and bathing. Both of which I’m pretty sure Lohan herself avoids. According to Rush & Malloy, Lindsay was spotted downing at least two vodka cocktails at the Beatrice Inn on Friday night. According to the report, Lohan was actually with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos (who’s also dated an Olsen twin [I really don’t think it matters which one] and Paris Hilton) though Brody Jenner was also with the couple. Various reports said Lohan was all over Jenner… which would make sense, considering she was supposedly actually there with Niarchos. It just makes more sense – in the Lohan context – to come with one guy and have sex in the bathroom with another. On top of making a gross spectacle of herself as usual, Lohan also partook of some “liquid courage” – not that she needed any.

The “I Know Who Killed Me” star knocked back “at least two” vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn and later snapped at snappers trying to take her picture, according to our spies.

Lohan, who checked out of a Utah rehab center in October, downed the drinks while partying with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos and MTV reality “star” Brody Jenner, sources tell us.

[From the Daily News]

But don’t worry, one of Lindsay’s ever-present enablers was on hand to quickly explain her behavior.

“Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail,” says a friend, attempting to explain. “People overexaggerate [sic] her behavior when in fact on Friday night, many people commented to her on how composed she was.”

Lindsay’s last reported slip was on New Year’s Eve, when she was caught on video swigging Champagne on the Italian isle of Capri. One source contends that drinks were showing on Linds on Friday. Confronted by paparazzi at the Beatrice, “she started going berserk,” claims a witness. “She didn’t want them taking shots of her with Brody.”

“[If she got in a fight,] that would be shocking,” argues her rep. “Most likely, there were so many photographers and she probably couldn’t get to her car. Lindsay is always polite, but sometimes doesn’t want to have her photo taken.”

[From the Daily News]

My heavens, we wouldn’t want to overexaggerate anything. If Lindsay’s behavior was so bad that her friends (all of whom I’m sure are well-educated and joking) are forced to make up new, redundant words like “overexaggerate” then things must have really gotten out of hand. Oh wait, the friend is actually claiming that Lindsay’s behavior was really restrained and she’s well-behaved when drinking… it’s the rest of us that are overexaggerating everything. Got it. Honestly I really don’t understand why she bothers to keep up the charade. There are some people for whom you can tell rehab will never hold. At least until she’s hit rock-bottom, which Lohan clearly hasn’t. It’s pretty obvious that her many trips to rehab this year were just done to save her “career”/get her out of legal trouble. She clearly doesn’t take her sobriety seriously. At least stop insulting us Lindsay. Like we really believe you just had two drinks. I misunderestimated you.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving Barbuto after eating dinner with friends last night. She later stopped by club Socialista in New York City. I’ll give you two guesses as to what’s in her purse. Scratch that. I’ll give you two guesses as to how many bottles are in her purse. Images thanks to Splash Photos.

Life just gets better and better for Lindsay Lohan. First, a teeny, tiny part of one of the many lawsuits against her was thrown out. Then, she was sober for almost three months before she was caught publicly drinking champagne straight from the bottle. No word on if she figured out a way to mainline it – but if anyone could, it’d be Lohan. And now, as a final salute to what’s clearly been her best year ever, Lohan has been nominated for a Razzie! I would say the Razzie nom is definitely the most fitting of her many achievements this year. Lohan has given many spectacular performances in her long career – who could forget “Just My Luck,” or “Herbie Fully Loaded?” With a record like that, it’s no wonder she’s publicly proclaimed that she plans to win an Oscar. And now she’s one step further, after garnering so much negative attention for her performance in what may well be the worst movie ever – “I Know Who Killed Me.”

Lindsay Lohan landed her first nominations of the 2008 awards season Monday. But it’s probably best to leave this one off the résumé. The 21-year-old actress was recognized by the Razzies – the annual awards show recognizing the year’s “worst” films and performances – for her part in the thriller I Know Who Killed Me. In fact, she earned two nominations for a single role.

The movie – in which Lohan plays two characters, a stripper and an abducted small-town girl – led the pack with a total of nine nominations, including one for worst picture of 2007. “I Know Who Killed Me is the most fabulously brainless movie since Showgirls,” Razzie founder John Wilson told the Associated Press. “By the end of it, you still don’t know what happened. Are they twins or aren’t they? Did she imagine it? Can I please have my hour and 50 minutes back?”

[From People]

The Razzies, short for the Golden Raspberry Award Foundation, aim to award the very worst in Hollywood. Lohan will be competing for the worst actress Razzie against Jessica Alba, who’s nominated for her performances in three movies: “Awake,” Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer and “Good Luck Chuck.” Also nominated are all four of the actresses no one’s ever heard of from the “Bratz” movie, Elisha Cuthbert for “Captivity,” and Diane Keaton for her performance in “Because I Said So.” But Lohan’s stiffest completion is the in-house candidate: Lindsay Lohan. That’s right, she’s nominated twice for her acting in “I Know Who Killed Me,” in which she plays two characters. As big an accomplishment it is to be nominated for three separate movies, I think it’s safe to say there’s really no competition between Jessica Alba and Lindsay Lohan. The awards will be handed out on February 23rd. Though I don’t think the “handing out” is literal – I doubt many nominees show up to accept an insult.