Ali Lohan on 5/7/08. Credit: HRC/WENN

Lindsay Lohan, infamous author of the drunken “adequite” Blackberry manifesto, has taken to firing back at rumors via her MySpace blog. Her latest diatribe is in defense of her younger sister and her mom amid rumors that Ali Lohan, 14, had breast augmentation surgery.

hey everyone..
i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~

[From MySpace.com]

I love how she uses words like “disconcerting” and “manifest,” but then in the very next sentence uses “cuz” and a sad face. Brilliant. Also, I have to point out that the store she and her friend were shopping in wason Robertson Blvd. in LA - the street where there are more paparazzi per capita than anywhere else in the world. So her surprise at seeing photogs “out of nowhere” is a bit much. Other than that, I guess we have our answer on the teen boob job. Maybe Ali was just wearing a really good push up bra that day.

Note by Celebitchy: Yesterday we ran a story first suggested by US Magazine that little Ali Lohan, 14, either had a boob job or was wearing a massively breast-enhancing bra. She looked a lot different than earlier photos, but we also have to take into account the fact that she’s a teen girl and that they can mature quickly. Most of you voted for “growth spurt” in the comments, although you said Ali does have Dina for a mom and you wouldn’t put it past her to get surgery for her daughter at such a young age. Lindsay is widely rumored to have had a breast job at 17 after her boobs grew seemingly overnight. Ali is younger, though, which suggests her changes are due to hormones, not saline. Maybe Lindsay should work on talking to her sister about dressing a little less sexy and quit blaming others for asking questions about it.

This past week we reported on what we still believe is a largely b.s. rumor that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are planning on getting married in the next few months. But either there’s a kernel of truth in the rumor (unlikely) or LiLo is trying to milk it for publicity (much more likely) because she was spotted wearing a ring on her left hand yesterday.

Lindsay Lohan is setting off another round of wedding-bell rumors. LiLo was spotted wearing a ring of diamonds on her left ring finger while lunching with Samantha Ronson yesterday at Tuscan eatery E. Baldi in Beverly Hills. But they’re not picking out new china patterns just yet…

“Sam and Lindsay are unbelievably happy and in a healthy relationship,” a pal of the couple tells me. “And like any couple in love, they speak about marriage and the future, but right now, there is no wedding planned.”

The pal says Lohan probably wore the sparkler to—shocker!—create “some more buzz.” A few hours after lunch, the two held court at a dinner party at West Hollywood’s Matsuhisa restaurant to celebrate Ronson’s 31st birthday.

No doubt Lohan will be by SamRo’s side when she deejays next Thursday at the opening party for nightlife impresario Allison Melnick’s new Apple Lounge on über-trendy Robertson Boulevard in West Hollywood.

[From E! News]

“Create ‘some buzz’” sounds a lot nicer than “work her media whoring magic” – which is how I probably would have phrased it. Like Lindsay and Sam haven’t gotten a ridiculous amount of publicity lately? And the vast majority of it has been good, too. I’d say whatever her old ratio of bad to good press was, it’s reversed now. A rational person would be at the point of dodging the paps and wearing funny masks. For Lindsay Lohan, it’s time to move the coverage from “high level of interest” to all out frenzy.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha celebrating Sam’s birthday with lunch at E.Baldi Restaurant in Beverly Hills on Thursday. Pictures with Lindsay in the green dress are from Sam’s birthday party later that night at sushi restaurant Matsuhisa. Images thanks to Fame.

Nothing says “I love you” like needles, ink, and pain. It also says “This is going to last forever,” and “there’s no way I’ve just cursed our relationship” when you get matching tattoos with your beloved. So it can only be a good thing that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have added versions of each other’s ink to their own body art collections.

What’s one way to cover up a former flame and simultaneously declare your ladylove? Color in an old tattoo and have your gal-pal get one to match, if you’re Lindsay Lohan.

New pictures have surfaced of Linds and Samantha Ronson rocking identical small, black heart tattoos on their hands.

First acquired in July 2006 with then-beau Harry Morton, Lindsay’s tattoo (on her left hand between the thumb and index finger) was white in color. She has since had the tat outlined with black ink, and Ronson has replicated the heart on her own left hand.

Quick to reciprocate, Lindsay has also turned up with one of Samantha’s tattoos. Ronson has cascading red stars inked down her right arm, and now Lohan is showing off a red star on her right hand.

[From E! Online]

At least they didn’t get each other’s names. That’s about the same thing as declaring “we’re going to have a really bitter breakup in less than two months.” I was thinking it seemed sort of early for the whole matching tattoos bit, but Lohan and Ronson have been together for at least a couple months. I guess this is an important relationship step some couples just have to take. Two of my friends got matching tattoos of Nerd candies on skateboards after they’d been dating for only six weeks, and now they’re living together. Who says love is dead?

Here are Lindsay and Sam leaving Maxfields carrying matching shopping bags in Los Angeles yesterday. The last picture is a close-up of Lindsay’s red star tattoo, taken last week in New York. Images thanks to WENN.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are traveling a lot this summer and getting photographed everywhere they go. The two skinny girlfriends were seen chilling out poolside with Samantha’s family at the Delano hotel in Miami, Florida yesterday. They spent the weekend in Chicago at Lollapalooza and it seems the paparazzi know that the best place to catch them is at the airport.

After their affectionate weekend in Chicago for a music festival, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson racked up more frequent-flyer miles and touched down in Miami Monday afternoon.

The two – who “aren’t hiding their affection at all,” according to an onlooker – checked into the Delano hotel and are in town to see Ronson’s family.

Monday afternoon, they spent a little more than an hour hanging out at the Delano pool with the entire Ronson clan – a large group of about a dozen people.

“Everyone was having a good time. Lindsay and Sam were very comfortable with the group around. You can tell they’re so in love,” says an onlooker. “Lindsay seemed to really fit in. It seemed like everyone really likes her.”

[From People]

Compared to the way Lohan’s family has publicly spoken about her relationship, Samantha’s family has been positively effusive. Both her brother and his girlfriend have talked about what a great couple they make.

Lindsay’s divorced parents, Dina and Michael, have made tentative statements saying they hope she’s happy and healthy but not really endorsing the relationship. Dina initially denied that Lindsay was even with Samantha calling the rumors “pathetic,” but eventually relented and said “I love Samantha. She’s like a child to me. And Lindsay I love, so they’re great friends and as long as my daughter is happy and healthy it is what it is.” Michael took the same tactic, saying he would not support a rumored gay wedding for his daughter because “She knows about my faith… [but] I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path.”

It sounds like both of Lindsay’s parents want her to be “happy and healthy,” but would rather she was dating a guy. They don’t have much say in the matter and at least Sam’s family is accepting of their daughter’s relationship.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are shown at the airport on 8/4/08. I love that disgusted look on Lohan’s face Credit: MATINGAS/bauergriffinonline.com.

Though I don’t think anyone with half a brain believes the gossip that came out yesterday that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are planning on tying the knot, that hasn’t stopped creepy dad Michael Lohan from yapping to the press about it. And how he doesn’t approve.

Though in May Michael told Us Weekly his feelings about the SamRo relationship were that his daughter, “‘is a big girl, and she can make her own life choices. Then it is between her and God,’” apparently Michael has now decided to be a little less open-minded – though deliberately vague in his comments. Because that’s a better way to get press.

Gay marriage may be legal in California now, but wedding bells don’t seem to be in Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson’s immediate future. And if the couple were to wed, Lohan’s dad Michael probably wouldn’t play the proud father giving away the bride.

“I haven’t heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don’t think she’d ask me to walk her down the aisle,” says Michael. “She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn’t ask.”

That’s not to say that he doesn’t support Lindsay and a possible relationship with Ronson, he just supports her in more indirect ways.

“I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path,” he says. “If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy.”

[From MSNBC’s The Scoop]

I feel nauseous every time I hear Michael Lohan spout his “I’ve been in too much therapy” jargon. Considering he’s always spouting off about his faith (but not doing anything useful or productive with it – just bragging about it, as far as I can tell) it seems that what Michael is implying is that Lindsay wouldn’t ask him to be part of a gay wedding because he doesn’t approve.

He doesn’t all-out say this so it’s hard to nail him on his comments. And Michael doesn’t actually say he doesn’t approve of Lindsay and Sam’s relationship or being gay in general. There’s just this tone of “wanting her to be happy” and “staying on the right path” and considering how sanctimonious he is, you can’t help but think he’s implying that being in a gay relationship is something other than the right path.

Michael Lohan and his girlfriend Erin Muller at the Social Like Magazine Party in Water Mill, Long Island on July 4th. Images thanks to Fame.

I used to find Dolly Parton really tacky. But then I matured and realized just how freaking awesome she is, because she embraces her tack. She works it like a drag queen. In fact she’s acknowledged that she looks like a hooker. And she’s fine with it, and has certainly cultivated a unique persona for herself.

Dolly had a few sassy comments about Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan during her concert Sunday night at Los Angeles’ Greek Theatre. And of course she wasn’t above poking fun at herself either.

Dolly Parton says it’s time to leave a couple of the world’s most famous starlets alone. “Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan,” Parton said at her concert last night at L.A.’s Greek Theatre. “Ain’t it awful? If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI!” All kidding aside, Parton said, “I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break.”

She even got a bit political—kinda. Some fans wore T-shirts reading, “Dolly for President.”

“I don’t think so!” Parton said of her presidential aspirations. “I think there have been enough boobs in the White House.” Commenting on how times have changed, she said of this year’s presidential race, “We’ve had a woman, we have a black man and an old stiff.” But that’s as serious as she got when it came to current events. “People are always asking me in interviews, ‘What do you think of foreign affairs?’ I just say, ‘I’ve had a few.’ “

[From E! News]

I think there’s been some debate over whether or not Dolly comes up with her own quips on the spot. I’d like to imagine that she does, and it best fits with my image of her as a sassy old broad. And I don’t care who wrote it, that “fingerprints on their butts” line is classic. I’m going to see how often I can work that into everyday conversation from now on. And if I ever meet Lindsay or Britney, I’m going to have to ask if it’s true. I’m guessing it’s one of those “behind every joke there’s a little truth” situations.

Here’s Dolly Parton at a and greet for her new Broadway show ‘Nine to Five the Musical’ held at the New 42nd Street Studios in New York City on July 15th. Photographer: Joseph Marzullo. Images thanks to WENN.

Though Lindsay Lohan could never commit to any one guy (and why should she – she’s only 22), apparently she’s planning on committing the rest of her life to one woman. News of the World claims that Lohan and still-not-officially-acknowledged-girlfriend Samantha Ronson are getting hitched in the fall.

Lindsay Lohan set to prove she and Samantha Ronson are more than friends - she is reportedly planning to marry the DJ later this year. The pair has long refused to confirm rumours they are in a lesbian relationship, but are now reportedly planning to exchange vows in a Los Angeles commitment ceremony.

And Lohan’s mother Dina is said to be planning a lavish reception party to “welcome Sam into the family”. A source tells British newspaper The News Of The World: “Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year.

“Lindsay’s new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so (the wedding could be held) around then. They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling - it’s for life - so they want to make their romance public.”

[From Contact Music]

I’m guessing the odds are pretty good that this story is bull, but it’s floating around there and people are getting all excited at the potential union. The idea of any Lohan entering into a marriage contract makes me pretty darn nervous, regardless of whom they’re thinking about marrying. Lindsay is only 22. And while Samantha is about to turn 31, that doesn’t make up for Lindsay’s young age. And frankly, Lindsay isn’t a mature 22. She’s a 22 who generally acts like she’s 16.

Something tells me if there is even one kernel of truth to this story, it was something Lohan said in excitement, not something they’re actually planning on doing. Though you know if Dina can use it to pimp her crappy reality show, she’ll be all over it.

Here’s Lindsay and Samantha at LAX on Friday. Images thanks to Fame.

Yesterday Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton told the press he wasn’t going to attend a meeting about creating laws to restrain the paparazzi. Clearly there are MUCH bigger issues for police to worry about in Los Angeles than photographers. You know, gangs, murder, drugs, robbery, rape… it’s a pretty long list. But unfortunately, instead of saying something along the lines of “We have even more pressing criminal matters to attend to,” Bratton basically made a smart ass remark about how dumb celebrities are; noting that the idiot trifecta of Paris/Britney/Lindsay had calmed down a lot lately.

‘If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” he told KNBC-TV.

[From OK! Magazine]

Well it makes for an amusing sound bite if nothing else. But it probably wasn’t the most professional way to say “I don’t think it’s an issue anymore.” And it was perfect Lohan bait.

Lindsay Lohan is taking no prisoners to protect her personal life and rumored relationship with d.j. pal Samantha Ronson.

On Friday, in response to L.A. Police Chief William Bratton’s comment that the city’s paparazzi problem is no longer an issue because evidently Lindsay Lohan “has gone gay,” the actress fired back with a statement of her own. And yes, it was to the paparazzi.

“Police, you shouldn’t get involved in everyone else’s business when it comes to their personal life. It’s inappropriate,” she said in a video posted on TMZ.

[From OK! Magazine]

I do enjoy how Lindsay erroneously addresses all police. I realize Lindsay Lohan isn’t smart enough to know the man’s name, but you’d think she could have been a little more specific in her phrasing. Her comments are so over-generalized and vague that it makes her come across as exceptionally stupid. Even for Lindsay Lohan.

It’ll be interesting to see if any of these paparazzi laws come into effect. John Mayer and Milo Ventimiglia were all at the meeting – which Bratton called a “complete waste of time.” He did clarify that he has a gay sister and is a fan of gay rights – so I’m not sure why he tossed that original comment in at all.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are shown at LAX catching a flight yesterday. Credit: Fame and WENN.

Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend, 30 year-old British DJ Samantha Ronson, wore a pretty obnoxious t-shirt out in LA yesterday. It featured men making out and engaged in sexual acts as well as frontal shots of genitalia. Our advertisers don’t like us to put stuff like that right in the stories so you’ll have to click to shirt to see it. (If you are under 18 or find gay sex acts bothersome do not follow that link.) The thing that bothers me about this shirt is that little kids can so easily see it. That’s not funny at all and while I don’t try to shield my child from seeing nude people in non-sexual situations (i.e. at the beach), there is obviously more going on in the scenes depicted on Sam’s shirt and that’s troublesome. I used to have a decent impression of her as the person who helped Lohan turn her life around. Given how much of a self-entitled brat Lohan has been thus far, I don’t think it’s too much of a leap to assume that Sam has some obnoxious traits herself and is not the amazing person the media is making her out to be. She’s sleeping with Lohan and just because she’s a woman that doesn’t mean we should give her a pass or say how great it is when we used to make fun of all the other douches willing to be linked to the thrice-rehabbed actress.

Lohan and Ronson are back in LA after a few days in NY. Ronson sported a new hair cut along with this t-shirt that is only suitable as a pajama top and not in mixed company. I think it’s time the paparazzi stopped following these two around, and maybe Ronson was trying to make that point with this shirt. Hopefully she wore it for like 10 minutes and there were no kids around.

Lindsay has had more than one panty-less photo taken, but she looks a little embarrassed to be seen with Samantha here. I wonder how long they’ll last.

It seems the media is really digging the Lindsay Lohan/Samantha Ronson relationship. And I am no exception. The two were captured wandering about lower Manhattan yesterday, and they just seem so happy and into each other. More so than Lindsay has ever seemed to be with any guy.

Perhaps it’s because Samantha is more low key, or because she’s got her own career and life, but you just don’t get the feeling that she’s taking advantage of Lindsay, or that she’s going to run to the tabloids and sell her story if the two break up. And she’s willing to tag along while LiLo tries on clothes. Which I’m guessing can be an exhausting experience.

It was a romantic day of shopping, dining and partying in New York City for inseparable duo Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. The couple’s busy July 28 included a trip to Chanel in SoHo, a late lunch at Bar Pitti and a romantic dinner at Gemma Restaurant.

Holding hands and gazing into each other eyes, the couple dined in a cozy, candlelit corner table at Gemma late Monday evening. The two looked quite happy, sitting next to each other as they chatted and laughed in a dark corner of the popular restaurant alongside Ronson’s brother Mark and a male friend.

After Gemma, Lohan and Ronson continued the party at the Bowery Hotel’s patio bar. Wearing a sky blue T-shirt, white jeans and one of her trademark straw fedoras, Ronson doted on Lohan, often putting her arm around her and laughing with the actress while more friends joined the couple. They left shortly after midnight, with Lohan toting a Chanel-quilted purse and Ronson following in close pursuit.

[From People]

I’m sorry, but that is just too cute. I don’t think it’s so adorable because they’re girls; I think it’s because Lindsay has always seemed to be attracted to jerky douche bags. Seeing her so happy with someone who is awesome, sweet, and good to her is really nice. Here’s Lindsay and Sam out and about yesterday. Images thanks to Fame.