Lindsay Lohan’s crack shenanigans fell to the wayside during the Met Gala coverage, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t lots of stories about her. She’s still in the Betty Ford Clinic, although sources did claim that she’s looking to transfer to a Hawaiian rehab, of course. So what else is the Teflon Cracken up to? Some bullet points:

*LL’s life at Betty Ford is regimented. She gets up 6:30 every morning (me too) and she does chores. A source insists that “she is getting no special treatment at Betty Ford. She is being treated like everyone else.”

*Radar says LL has “completed” the 48-hour detox program and transitioned to the main dorm facility. A source tells Radar, “Lindsay was placed in detox for almost forty-eight hours. She is adapting to being back at Betty Ford and is very receptive to the care plan that has been created for her.” Detoxed of everything… except for Adderall, I’m assuming.

*As for the Adderall, TMZ says that right now, LL is still on Adderall but that could change. According to TMZ, “sources tell us doctors at Betty Ford are currently evaluating Lindsay’s diagnosis and the efficacy of the drug. If doctors disbelieve her diagnosis or the usefulness of Adderall, they will cut her off.” Here’s a spoiler: they’re going to let her keep taking it.

*Radar also says that per court order, LL isn’t going to be getting any “day passes” to go out drinking and cracking like the last time she stayed at Betty Ford. Yeah. We’ll see. Apparently, she’s going to stay in the “hospital” wing of the clinic for the full 90 days, so no day passes.

*One problem with Betty Ford: they only offer 30 day treatments, so LL might have to do the same 30-day program three times in a row, although Shawn Holley insisted that Betty Ford does offer some longer programs.

*TMZ says Mark Heller was the one who was hellbent on getting LL into Morningside, even though he knew that the facility’s license had been revoked.

*Shawn Holley got the judge to formally throw Mark Heller off the case and she got the judge to formally approve the Betty Ford Clinic for LL on Monday. The judge told Shawn, “You snatched her from the precipice.” Meaning that if not for Shawn, he would have issued an arrest warrant.

*Meanwhile, Ali Lohan gave a suspicious new interview to WWD – gee, I wonder if Mother Crackhead’s need to pimp is so strong, she pushed Ali out there now that LL is going to be in rehab for 90 days? Ali told the WWD, “We’re close, we love each other and we have arguments like any other family. At the end of the day, I only trust my family. I feel that so many things have happened, but at the end of the day, they’re always going to be there for you.”

*Ali says Lindsay has given her advice: “We always have good sister-bonding time. Whenever we see each other, we’re always talking about clothes and all girly things, you know? She just says the main thing is to do your best and to do what you love. We’re very close and speak very often.”

Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.

Good lord, it’s going to be a LONG three months of crack shenanigans. Lindsay Lohan is firmly ensconced in the bosom of Betty Ford right now, although that doesn’t mean as much as you’d think. Her last trip to Betty Ford ended in bar-hopping, curfew-breaking and employee-assaulting, so I don’t have high (“high”) hopes for Lindsay’s current rehab stay. And it sounds like Lindsay doesn’t care about it either, judging from her interview with Piers Morgan. So is it any wonder that the Cracken is already trying to crack-hustle her way out?

Lindsay Lohan had an incident free weekend at the Betty Ford Center, but as RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned, she is already telling people that she wants to leave the treatment facility. The 26-year-old checked into the Palm Desert, Calif. center late on Thursday, May 2, just hours before the Los Angeles City Attorney planned to go to court to get a warrant for her arrest after a wild day of switching treatment centers.

This is Lohan’s second stay there — her sixth in rehab overall — but apparently she isn’t very happy with her situation.

“Lindsay is already begging to switch out of Betty Ford,” a source close to the troubled actress tells RadarOnline.com. “She has been complaining to everyone that will listen that she doesn’t want to be there and that it isn’t the best place for her.”

LiLo was originally slated to attend Seafield in New York, and then pulled a switcheroo and spent only two minutes in the Morningside Recovery center in Newport Beach before firing her lawyer Mark Heller and re-hiring Shawn Holley , who brokered the deal for her to go the Betty Ford.

However, the center where she had a fight with staffer Dawn Holland in 2010 is not where Lindsay wants to spend the next 87 of her 90-day sentence.

“Lindsay says she wants to go to either a treatment center in Hawaii, Crossroad Centre in Antigua, or even Lukens Institute in Florida.”

According to the source, Lindsay has already asked her attorney to clear the rehab switch with the City Attorney.

[From Radar]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. Would they honestly allow her to go to rehab in Hawaii?!!? How is that for “punishment”? Sometimes I wish I was a white crackhead with big boobs just so I could go to Hawaii for a rehab-vacation for three months. God, that would be amazing. Anyway, as for Lindsay’s poor lawyer Shawn Holley, who just got rehired last week, TMZ says Shawn only agreed to come back after Lindsay agreed to actually PAY Shawn all of the money LL owes Shawn from years of legal work:

Shawn Holley is no chump … she agreed to represent Lindsay Lohan again with one big string attached … that she gets the $150,000 that Lindsay owes her for prior work … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with Lindsay’s team tell TMZ … when Lindsay was on the verge of being on the receiving end of an arrest warrant last week, they called Shawn and pleaded for help. We’re told Lindsay herself made multiple calls begging Shawn to come back.

Our sources say Shawn made it clear … business is business. She said she would rep Lindsay again ONLY with assurance the debt would be wiped clean, and quickly. Shawn demanded a specific payment schedule, earmarking money that Lindsay was slated to get.

What’s more … sources say Shawn got documentation earmarking certain paychecks Lindsay will be getting — paychecks that will now go to Shawn. In other words, Lindsay will never have access to that money so she can stiff her again. And sources say Shawn — whom Lindsay fired just a few months ago — nailed down how she would be paid for future services.

We’re told Lindsay happily agreed to Shawn’s financial demands … frankly she had no other choice. Let’s face it … Lindsay has an M.O.. The question — has Shawn outsmarted her this time? Holley could not be reached for comment.

[From TMZ]

Good for Shawn, I guess. I don’t know why Shawn has such a soft spot for LL, but I suspect LL thinks of Shawn as some kind of mother-substitute. Considering LL was raised by vagina-kicking, cracked-out wolves, it’s not surprising. Speaking of Mother Crackie, Dina gave an interview to E! News about Lindsay’s situation last week – you can read the full thing here. It’s full of delusion and crack lies like Dina claiming Lindsay “actually wanted to go” to rehab because “She is happy there, to get introspective and get back on the right track.” Dina also claims that Lindsay “has a different frame of mind this time. She realizes and she knows she needs help this time. She was like, ‘I’m sorry, Mommy.’ And I tell her, ‘Don’t say you are sorry. You just have to work on yourself and on getting well. Don’t beat yourself up.’” Of course. Why would Dina ever encourage Lindsay to take responsibility for anything?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Lindsay Lohan sat down with Piers Morgan for an extensive print interview in The Daily Mail. I don’t know when this interview was conducted, but I imagine it was at some point over the past week, a week in which Lindsay’s crack shenanigans were in full effect. The interview is pretty cracked-out too – you can read the full thing here, and here are some of the crack highlights:

LL on whether her life would have better without early stardom: “No, I believe things happen for a reason… No, I live without regrets. There are certain things I have done, mistakes that I made, that I would change, but I don’t regret them at all, because I’ve learnt from them.

When she first went to the therapy: “Around 13. I wanted to talk to someone. I didn’t want to burden Mum with everything.”

She had her first drink when she was 17: “I was 17. No [I didn’t like it], I got really sick and Mum made me sleep with vomit still on me so I’d understand how it felt. I didn’t drink again throughout high school. I was too scared!”

She claims she was a “clean-living teenager”: “Yes. My friends and I would actually pretend to be drunk. And it was more fun. I never rebelled against my parents – I worked hard, I was responsible and I didn’t go to high-school parties.”

When her life went off the rails: “I think when I made the move to LA in my late teens. I got arrested for my first DUI (Driving Under the Influence) when I was 20 and they found me with drugs (her Mercedes struck a kerb outside a club on May 26, 2007, and she was charged after police found cocaine in the car). And from then on the press were on me all the time. It was the first time I’d taken drugs; I was out in a club with people I shouldn’t have been with, and took cocaine, and got in the car. It was so stupid.”

How many times she’s done coke: “Everyone thinks I’ve done it so many times. But I’ve only done it maybe four or five times in my life. Yes, I don’t like it. It reminds me of my dad. I took it four times in a period from about the age of 20 to 23, and I got caught twice… I felt a little too buzzed – it made me feel uncomfortable….It’s the truth. I’ve never taken heroin either, never injected myself with anything, never done LSD. Those things all scare me.”

Other drugs she’s “tried”: “Pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling. It’s something that a lot of people experience when they’re in college. I just should have known that being in the public eye, someone was bound to say something or try to make some money off it.”

That time Michael Lohan recorded Lindsay telling him that Dina hit her: “The one thing that upset me the most when it happened was when he recorded me telling him about an argument I had with Mum. Mum and I never argued – this was only the second time we’d ever had a real fight. And then he recorded me talking about it, and gave it to the media. And it created such an untrue, hurtful picture of my relationship with my mother. It broke my heart. Mum tried so hard to keep things civil with my dad, but nothing worked… He definitely needs to see a therapist. He went to rehab once but got kicked out. That’s one thing that’s never happened to me!”

LL on drinking: “Not really. I’ve never been a huge drinker. I’ve never woken up in the morning and had a drink.”

So why does she need rehab: “This is where it gets hard for me to explain. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with people taking time to just be by themselves. I think people want to see me do that. They will keep saying the same things about me if I don’t. I don’t think it will be a bad thing for me to be away with myself for three months… I don’t think I need to be on lockdown for three months. I don’t think that’s rehab… I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times. I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me to rehab is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time.”

Starting this current rehab stay: “I look at it as a good thing. I can come back afterwards and be fully focused on work. But I think there are other things I could do instead of going to a rehab centre that would benefit me more. The best thing they could do for me would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children.”

She denies being a crack thief: “When I was younger I was definitely going out too much and I was drinking too much. I was accused of everything, even stealing a necklace. I’d never steal a necklace. They didn’t show the real in-store video tape to anyone, because that shows the store attendant putting it on me and me taking out cash to pay for it, and she’s saying, ‘No, you can just bring it back tomorrow.’ So, there’s like a slew of things that have gone on like that which have been such a strain.”

How irresponsible she is: “I think my two DUIs were totally irresponsible – a stupid mistake… Everyone thinks I’m this crazy drug addict who shows up late to everything and behaves so badly. But I’m not. I’m bad with timing. I always panic when people rush me. I’m like, ‘I’ll be there half an hour early if you just give me my space and don’t call me every five seconds.’”

Her sexuality: “I like boys. [Is she bisexual?] Not really. I like being in a relationship with a guy. But there’s something just different about it with a woman. When I was with Samantha (Ronson), I didn’t want to leave, because I didn’t want to be alone. It was very toxic. And her family controlled anything she did… I still love her as a person…. I know I’m straight. I have made out with girls before, and I had a relationship with a girl. But I think I needed to experience that and I think I was looking for something different.”

She’s on prescription drugs: “I have severe ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). I can’t stand still. So I take Adderall (a prescription drug) for that, it calms me. I know people who take it to stay up, or girls who take it to supposedly stay slim because it kills your appetite. But I eat all the time. I just take it to stay calm. It works well for me. [I also take] Trazodone (a tranquilliser) if I’ve been travelling and can’t sleep from jet lag. But in small doses, I’m not a pill-popper.”

Can she give up drinking? “Yes, I’m fine with that. I don’t drink every day. Heath Ledger (who died from a prescription drugs overdose in 2008) told me to give it up for a year because he’d just done that, and so I did and it wasn’t a problem for me. I didn’t miss it, I felt good. That’s not to say that years from now I won’t have a glass of wine at a dinner, but I’d rather not drink and just focus on work.”

[From The Mail]

There’s a lot more in the interview, I was just trying to pull the best/worst/most crackie quotes. It’s pretty epic. Her denial, her crack-lies, her complete obliviousness. And this is what I always say about Lindsay – she thinks she’s so clever and that everyone is buying her crack lies. Like, she thinks this interview is a total success and that everyone will believe her when she says she’s only done coke four times (ha – she means she’s only been CAUGHT doing coke four or five times) and that she’s never been a crack-thief (HA) and that she and Samantha Ronson didn’t work out because Ronson’s family was too controlling (HAHAHA). Ugh. Dumb crackhead.

Photos courtesy of The Mail.

Let’s all take a deep breath (of crack fumes) and recap what went down yesterday. Lindsay rejected the Hamptons rehab facility because they wouldn’t let her smoke, so she waited until the very last minute to fly to California (in hysterics, apparently) to check herself into a rehab in Newport Beach called Morningside. LL’s lawyer and the prosecutor met with the judge in an emergency hearing because no one had signed off on this new rehab, and the judge basically said “EH” and let LL stay at Morningside pending further approval. As it turns out, WHILE the hearing was going on, Lindsay had checked out of the rehab because OMG OF COURSE. So here’s what has happened since:

*Allegedly, Lindsay had 12 hours to return to the rehab, which it doesn’t look like she did. This morning, the city attorney is going to go to the judge and ask for an arrest warrant. A source tells Radar, “Lindsay leaving the rehab center that a judge was actually allowing her to stay in was a big mistake. Making that decision has serious consequences and if she doesn’t have her attorney deal with this tonight then the City Attorney is going to go to court in the morning to get a warrant for her arrest.”

*TMZ says that Lindsay never in fact checked into Morningside at all – she just rolled up in her SUV, never got out of the car, and then the SUV left. And she never came back. TMZ says that if Lindsay doesn’t show up by 6 am PST (9 am EST), the arrest warrant will be issued.

*TMZ also says that Lindsay has “begged” Shawn Holley to return as her lawyer because LL is “angry” with Mark Heller for recommending Morningside. TMZ says – and this probably comes straight from the Teflon Cracken’s mouth – that Lindsay “decided she didn’t want to go” to Morningside when she learned (from TMZ!) that Morningside had its license revoked. Ha.

*As for Holley, LL was apparently in contact with her throughout the day yesterday and Holley has agreed to take Lindsay back as a client (OH GOD). Holley has been in touch with prosecutors, trying to get them to agree to a rehab facility other than Morningside. Mark Heller might be fired now?

*And Radar claims that Lindsay has been “cleared” to enter Betty Ford (again), in a deal brokered by Shawn Holley. A source says, “Lindsay cut a last minute deal with the D.A. to go to Betty Ford. Shawn Holley helped to broker the agreement with [Los Angeles] City Attorney [Terry White] late Thursday night. It’s unclear if she has checked in.”

*Radar’s source: “Lindsay cannot stand her current lawyer and thinks he doesn’t know what he is doing. So late Thursday, from hiding, she began calling emailing Shawn incessantly. Shawn has always had a soft spot for Lindsay, even after everything she has pulled. She hates to see her suffering.”

*Another source claims that Lindsay was going to treat Morningside like a hotel: “Lindsay had her ‘publicist’ call all day on Thursday making outrageous demands … like that she needed her cell phone with her at all times. It’s like she thinks Morningside is a hotel. The staff at the facility doesn’t need nor want this drama. Lindsay’s actions on Thursday were very disruptive.”

So, I guess LL will probably be heading back to Betty Ford, which is where she was a few years ago, and they kept giving her day passes to go out drinking. When she returned to that facility after breaking her curfew one night, one of the staffers tried to stop her and punish her and Lindsay beat the woman with a phone. I can’t imagine that Betty Ford wants LL back, but who knows? And I guess she has less than an hour to check in. I’ll update if there’s anything more…

UPDATE: TMZ says that Lindsay is now “safely ensconced” at Betty Ford. Apparently, she checked in last night after Shawn Holley negotiated with the city attorney. TMZ says, “We’re told prosecutors will back off their promise to seek an arrest warrant today … although they still have to get the judge to sign off on Betty Ford, but it looks like that will just be a formality.”

Photos courtesy of WENN.

As Kaiser covered earlier, today was the day Lindsay Lohan was supposed to check into rehab. Kaiser pre-wrote some of this before I watched the hearing and jacked this story from her, so I’m just going to use her introduction and put it in quotes: “Not just any rehab: the prosecutor and judge signed off on the rehab in the Hamptons, but Lindsay refused to go because they would let her smoke cigarettes (not to mention crack). So now Lindsay is weeping and she’s hysterical and her dad won’t stop giving interviews and OH BY THE WAY she’s already in violation of her plea deal. Because of course. The California justice system is going to sentence her to TWO gentle pats on the firecrotch for this!”

Again, Kaiser pre-wrote that paragraph above before the hearing, and of course she was right. Of course nothing happened to The Teflon Cracken, and of course she got away with switching rehabs at the last minute. In today’s hearing, the prosecutor Terry White expressed his frustration at the last minute change in rehabs. He said that he had been given a list of six rehabs some time ago, that he researched them all, spoke to rehab directors, and picked the one he considered acceptable. Instead, he was told about five minutes before today’s hearing that a different rehab was chosen, and was given a letter claiming that the rehab was acceptable, instead of being allowed to do his own research.

White said that he had quickly looked into Lindsay’s chosen rehab, Morningside in Newport Beach, CA where she allegedly is now, and had found three articles from the past year condemning it. Score for Lindsay! The whole hearing was a score for Lindsay, because the judge didn’t seem to be swayed by the prosecution and said she could stay in that rehab, unless prosecutors objected. The prosecution has until May 10th to evaluate the place. It almost doesn’t matter if prosecutors object to that particular rehab, because they still have to prove that the rehab doesn’t “fall within the parameters of the plea agreement.” The judge kept emphasizing that point, so I bet that objection never happens. TMZ did some research and found that Morningside had its license revoked just last year for “being careless with prescription drugs.” Again, score for Lindsay! She’ll be able to get all the Adderall and Vicodin she needs to get through the day.

I just wanted to share the most ridiculous line from today’s hearing. Lindsay’s My Cousin Vinny lawyer, Mark Heller, insisted that “My client is ensconced in the bosom of that facility right now.” Sucking at the teat of denial, addiction and entitlement.

If the prosecution doesn’t object, Lindsay will stay at Morningside rehab until July 31st. If she’s in compliance and finishes treatment, she doesn’t have to go back to court at that time and her lawyer can appear for her.

Update: Radar is reporting that Lindsay walked right in and right out of rehab and quotes a source who says “She told people there that she didn’t need rehab. And then she left. Everyone was stunned.” Meanwhile TMZ has a photo of Lindsay shopping in electronic store Fry’s at 9am Pacific time, when her lawyer assured the judge she was already “ensconced in the bosom of that facility.” She wasn’t in rehab a couple of hours later either, and – get this – the rehab lost its license for good last year, and is only a “sober living facility,” one that Lohan refuses to even stick with for a day. It’s about to get interesting.

Photo credit: WENN and PCNPhotos

Lindsay Lohan’s three-month rehab sentence is supposed to start today. I’m writing this Wednesday night, so we’ll see what happens. Lindsay posted the header photo on Tuesday night on her Instagram (and then she took it down) – she posted it with the message “90 days and 270 looks”. She changes her clothes three times a day? I’ll believe that when crackheads fly. Earlier this week, Page Six reported that Lindsay had some kind of deal with Celebuzz to “blog” about rehab either during her court-ordered sentence or after – sure. But first she has to settle on just one rehab – yesterday, TMZ made it seem like it was still up on the air:

Lindsay Lohan has less than 24 hours to hightail it to Seafield Center in New York … but even as she packs her bags she’s telling people she may bail on the rehab facility because they won’t let her smoke.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … she doesn’t think she can hack not smoking for 90 days.

We’re told Lindsay asked her lawyers to try and convince Seafield to make an exception and, failing that, find a facility that would let her puff away.

Sources say Seafield was unbending — no smoking, no exceptions. So lawyers triggered Plan B — we’ve learned they contacted Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach — a place Lindsay once rehabbed at for a short time in 2010.

Morningside staff tells TMZ … they DO allow smoking. Problem is … we’ve learned the City Attorneys for L.A. and Santa Monica haven’t signed off on Morningside. We’re told prosecutors had no idea Lindsay is thinking of bailing on Seafield.

Lindsay is acting like she’s going tomorrow … She Instagrammed this photo of herself packing, saying, “90 days and 270 looks.”

Lindsay’s lawyer is supposed to appear in court tomorrow with proof of enrollment — and the expectation is that she’ll have enrolled at Seafield.

FYI — Lindsay is packing 270 outfit changes, but if she goes to Seafield, she’ll have to leave 263 behind. They only allow 7 changes of clothes.

[From TMZ]

I know it’s gross to many of you, but I think it’s particularly hardcore to demand that recovering addicts give up a LEGAL addiction with cigarettes. I mean, I think the focus should be on putting down the crack pipe, and if you have to smoke cigarettes to get through it, so be it. Let cigarettes – which are still legal – be your crutch.

Anyway, Hollywood Life reported last night that Lindsay had chosen Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach for sure. Then TMZ said that LL was definitely flying back to California to check into Morningside, and that there was a lot of crack drama:

Lindsay Lohan is in BIG TROUBLE … She’s thumbing her nose at prosecutors and flying to California tonight … presumably to enter a rehab facility that is not part of her plea deal.

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Lindsay is about to board a private jet in NYC.

TMZ broke the story … Lindsay’s lawyer and prosecutors agreed she would enter the Seafield Center rehab facility in Westhampton Beach, New York. She’s required to show up by tomorrow morning.

But as we reported earlier, Lindsay was freaked out because Seafield won’t allow her to smoke. We’re told she may be headed for Morningside Recovery in Newport Beach, CA … which does allow smoking.

Problem is …. prosecutors did NOT sign off on Morningside. What’s more … we’ve learned NO ONE from Lindsay’s camp has contacted either the L.A. City Attorney or the Santa Monica City Attorney to get the change of plans approved.

In short … by not entering Seafield … Lindsay has violated her plea deal. Lindsay’s lawyers are in court tomorrow along with prosecutors, where her attorneys are required to show proof of enrollment in Seafield. It’s a good bet the judge is going to be pissed, and a better bet prosecutors will be pissed.

If the judge believes Lindsay has violated the deal, he can throw her in jail for 90 days.

[From TMZ]

Michael Lohan has been telling everyone who will listen (mainly Radar and HL) that Lindsay REALLY wants to go to a rehab in Florida and she feels like she’s being “forced” to go into this Newport Beach facility. Which is bang-on. She IS being forced, per the terms of her plea agreement. Anyway, Lindsay is apparently in “hysterics”. Of course.

I’m sure we’ll have lots of crack shenanigans today. Stay tuned.

Photos courtesy of Lindsay’s Twitter & Instagram, WENN.

Is it just me or has Lindsay Lohan been relatively quiet the past two weeks or so? It seemed like we were worried about the Cracken’s Coachella Crack Party for nothing, and we’ve barely heard a peep from her since then. I’m not saying that I believe she’s behaving herself or anything – of course not. Lindsay is to crack shenanigans like a cracked-out moth to a crack pipe flame. I’m sure she’s probably committing a felony a day, but right at this moment, we haven’t heard anything about it. YET.

TMZ had a story last week about Lindsay “blowing off” something or other, insert obligatory “blow joke” here. But I didn’t think much of that story, considering it’s from a crack shenanigan from like four years ago – it’s about that time that Lindsay literally hit a baby in her car! But nothing will come of it, trust me. Meanwhile, shocking absolutely no one, Lindsay is trying to crackie her way out of her rehab start date:

Lindsay Lohan has just four days to enroll in her court-ordered rehab but RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that she may be trying to figure out a way to manipulate the system and not start her rehab on time.

“The judge told Lindsay that she had to be enrolled in the rehab by May 2, but it’s possible that her defense attorney might try and say that she is ‘enrolled’ with her actual check-in date later than that day,” a source close to the situation said.

“She could say that she is scheduled to go to rehab at a future date and has everything arranged with a rehab place, but she might not physically be there on May 2.”

Lindsay, 26, notoriously has prolonged her punishment in the jewelry theft probation violation case, switching from her long-time attorney Shawn Holley to New York based lawyer Mark Heller, but ultimately agreed to the 90-day rehab treatment.

The court agreed to allow Lindsay to enroll in a treatment center in New York, but a source close to her told RadarOnline.com that she’s employing even another delay tactic.

“Lindsay is now saying that she wants to go to rehab in California and she’s looking for a treatment center, and she thinks that this might help her buy some more time too,” the source said.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lindsay had her attorney argue for the May 2 start date so she could attend the Coachella Music Festival and she has been partying non-stop around the world leading up to her scheduled rehab start date.

[From Radar]

For the love of God. I thought that the judge and the DA’s office had to sign off on her choice of rehab facilities and that the decision had already been made? And don’t get me started on letting Crackie Von Cracks-A-Lot choose her own rehab. How dumb will the California DA look if Lindsay gets to keep playing this same game? You know what she wants, right? She wants to be able to party her ass off on her 27th birthday in July.

Meanwhile, did you see that interview Tom Brokaw did ahead of this past weekend’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner? Brokaw called out Lindsay Lohan in particular, saying that she was the reason he no longer attended the dinner, because dumb famewhores ruin it. Well, Lindsay called up TMZ to cry about it, claiming that Brokaw is “picking on her” and that he’s “mean”. Tom F—king Brokaw, man. Lindsay is trying to elicit a pity party out of TOM BROKAW calling her a dumb famewhore (which is like saying water is wet).

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I’ve gotten to the point where all of Lindsay Lohan’s cracktastrophes blend together. She is lump of crack. Her disasters all fold into each other until we merely have a black hole of narcissism, violence, crack-thievery, drugs and alcohol. But I was covering Lindsay’s shenanigans back in 2009, and I’m trying to remember what she was like then… pretty much the same as she is now, give or take some bruises and hundreds of thousands of dollars of lawyer’s fees. She was still a mess. She was still a disaster. One way to look at it is that she’s been in a holding pattern of addiction and stupidity for the past four or five years.

Anyway, back in 2009, Lindsay was hanging out with a gossip blogger named Nik Richie who founded The Dirty. He’s written a book called Sex, Lies & The Dirty. In the book, he details an incident involving Lohan in 2009. She was doing coke and acting like a crackhead. SHOCK. You can read the full thing here and here are some highlights:

A disheveled Lindsay Lohan snorted cocaine off her wrist in a bathroom during a paid appearance at a nightclub in Miami on New Year’s Eve 2009, according to a new tell-all memoir by controversial gossip blogger Nik Richie. In Sex, Lies & The Dirty, TheDirty.com founder revealed how Lohan, 26, shamelessly snorted coke in front of him at Mansion Nightclub in Miami, Florida, while her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson deejayed. The incident, Richie said, left him freaked out because it was “too much, too real.”

“The PR girl opens the bathroom door for us to walk through and stands guard outside,” Richie, who is set to star of VH1′s Couple’s Therapy, wrote in the book. “It’s candlelit, but the light makes my pupils shrink. Lindsay goes straight for the toilet, pulling her dress up and sitting (no underwear) and one of her breasts is hanging out the top of the dress. I start to wash my hands and she asks me, ‘So, what’s your story?’ before doing an uneven line of coke off her wrist. “I say, ‘Nothing… just, y’know… partying.’”

He added, “I’m watching Lindsay do coke to my right, that pale tit hanging out, and it takes a couple of seconds to kick in that it’s intentional. I’m supposed to see this. She wants me to. And she’s doing more coke, raising her eye-brows at me like, ‘Want some?’ She sniffs. Snorts. She swabs a little in her mouth and I’ve heard about this kind of thing on TV and in the papers, but it’s different seeing it: the chick from Mean Girls doing blow on the toilet next to me. She’s not the same girl anymore. Something’s changed. She’s lost her way and seeing it is freaking me out.”

Richie said he was at the Miami hot spot because he’d been signed to appear alongside the troubled actress and Ronson for a “celebrity” appearance. Outspoken Richie, who is married to ex-The Bachelor winner Shayne Lamas, claimed he used the appearance to orchestrate a scenario to break-up Lohan and Ronson in a publicity attempt to break a “celebrity scandal” and “stir the pot.”

“Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are the ‘it’ couple right now,” he wrote, “and in a stroke of genius, Justin Levine books Sam to deejay Mansion in Miami — not necessarily because he likes her as a performer, but because he knows that if Sam’s there, Lindsay is going to be there, too.”

He writes that Lindsay was booked $25,000 as the headliner and Sam was also paid, as was he.

Added Richie, “Sam is cueing up songs in her headphones and smoking a cigarette. Lindsay and I are drinking, watching Sam. It’s dark and kind of boring. I’m thinking that if I hit on Lindsay (who actually looks decent tonight) that Sam will go nuts and they’ll get in a fight. There’s a PR chick that we’re supposed to talk to if we need to use the bathroom, so I tell this girl that if Lindsay needs to go, make sure to grab me so I can go too…. Eventually the PR girl is telling me that Lindsay is going to the bathroom, so I sidle up to them, ready to navigate the stairs and hallways. Lindsay takes my hand, leading the way through the dark.”

When the pair returned after the bathroom rendezvous, Richie said he purposefully spoke to Ronson, in an calculated move to make Lohan jealous.

“I walk myself back to the DJ booth where Sam is smoking a cigarette, cueing the next track up on her laptop,” he wrote. “Sam shrugs at me like, ‘Where’s Lindsay?’ So I get up close, up in her ear and say, ‘She’s doing coke in the bathroom. That chick is crazy. How do you put up with it?’ Sam says, ‘Ugh! I knoooooooooooooooow,’ in a girly way I didn’t think she was capable of, but other than that she’s cool and down-to-earth, sort of like a dude.

“We’re chatting in the DJ booth, laughing and giggling over Lohan drama, then Lindsay comes back and sees the two of us. She’s wiping her chest off because someone spilled a drink on her during the walk back. Lindsay sees Sam and me getting along (I’m basically hitting on her) and flips shit. Sam asks her, ‘Babe, are you okay?’ motioning to Lindsay’s wet chest. Then Lindsay is yelling, ‘I can’t believe you’d f–king cheat on me like that! What the f–k?!’ I try to intervene, telling her, ‘Lindsay, I’m not going to f–k her. She’s a lesbian. It’s cool.’ She doesn’t even bother trying to talk to me. Lindsay turns to the nearest security guy and yells, ‘Get this f–king guy out of here!’ before she turns back to rip into Sam some more, causing a scene.

[From Radar]

Richie says that he eventually went back to his hotel, only to find out that Lindsay and Sam were staying at the same hotel, in the room above his, and that they argued and threw things all night. He says that Lindsay had to pay the hotel $13,000 for all of the damage she caused.

So, do you believe this story? The Dirty traffics in some original and questionably sourced gossip, for sure, and while I side-eye this dude in general, everything he describes seems to be keeping in line with what we’ve heard about Lindsay a million times before. She throws drinks, smashes mirrors, starts fights, does lines, then crack-wails. Rinse and repeat.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

When I first glanced through these photos, I thought I was seeing Amanda Bynes. I’m not sure if that’s insulting for Lindsay Lohan or Amanda. Anyway, these are pics of Lindsay departing from LAX yesterday. I hate myself for kind of wanting her jeans. Those are flattering jeans, right? I’m assuming Lindsay was flying from LA to New York, probably to get a few more weeks of partying under her belt before she heads to rehab on May 2.

Lindsay is coming off a multi-day party at Coachella, although Lindsay made sure she told TMZ repeatedly that she wasn’t partying at all. LL told “friends” (at TMZ) that “she didn’t drink an ounce of alcohol and stayed clear of all drugs … even though people all around her were getting high.” She wasn’t seen late at night at any of the parties and she claims she “turned in by 10 PM both nights during the weekend.” There was also a really gross photo of Lindsay a few days ago – you can see it here. She was wearing shorts and you could see some really awful-looking bruises on the backs of her legs. Lindsay “is telling friends she bruises easily because she doesn’t drink enough water.” Um… yeah, no.

As for where and how Lindsay will rehab, apparently it’s still up in the air after the hardcore Hamptons rehab basically said that LL couldn’t have her Adderall if she came. Page Six reported this a few days ago:

Lindsay Lohan is still shopping for sites to serve her court-ordered rehab, sources say, after reports she’d been eyeing the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach. Her lawyer, Mark Jay Heller, confirmed to us yesterday that he and LiLo are still weighing five rehab centers around the country and will decide on one this week.

“Lindsay is expected to sit with me this week . . . and then a final approval has to be rendered by the court,” Heller said of Lohan’s requirement to report to rehab May 2.

Sources added that Lohan, who’s been busy partying at the Coachella festival in Palm Springs, is considering the Betty Ford Clinic in nearby Rancho Mirage. The troubled starlet’s reportedly concerned about being able to take Adderall while in treatment and had said she’d leave rehab if she’s not allowed to pop the prescribed pills.

But Heller tells us that’s not so: “She has not, nor would she be poised to, mandate any type of requirements. Nor has she directed me [to a facility that permits] her to use any types of substances such as Adderall. She has to conform and comply with the [rehab center’s] requirements.”

[From Page Six]

Well, considering she didn’t stay in California, I guess any California rehab center is out of contention, which is fine by me because Lindsay has been to most of them and they didn’t do much for her. Maybe a New York rehab will have better luck? See how optimistic I am? Ha. I genuinely think a New York rehab will have more rules and they will let her get away with less shenanigans, but crack shenanigans are all she knows so she’ll be able to get around the rules wherever she goes.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

I kept waiting to write this over the weekend to see if we would eventually get photos of Lindsay Lohan at Coachella. We did not! You can see a photo of her here at Coachella – she’s with her brother Cody, she’s wearing a belly shirt (she’s got a slight muffin top) and her lips are back to looking super-jacked. Meanwhile, I’m just including some photos from last week in this post. I hope you aren’t too disappointed!

So, you know how Lindsay made her rehab arrangement specifically so she could spend a week at Coachella with all her best drugs friends enablers? You know how her rehab is basically, like, a Hamptons spa. But this rehab/spa might be slightly hardcore, at least more so than the last half-dozen Lindsay has visited. This one has a hardcore security system (we’ll see) and TMZ says that this rehab isn’t down with Lindsay’s Adderall thing. Next they’ll try to take her cocaine!!!!

Lindsay Lohan may leave rehab as fast as she arrives, if they dare try and take her precious Adderall away … and we’ve learned that’s exactly what the facility plans to do.

TMZ broke the story … Lindsay will do her 90 days of rehab at the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach, NY. An official source at the Center tells TMZ although they allow people to take drugs prescribed by a doctor, they are suspicious of Adderall because of its many abuses — lots of people say they take it for ADHD, when they’re really using it for weight loss and getting high.

We’re told Seafield tries to ween patients off Adderall and give them other, less addictive meds for ADHD.

As for Lindsay — who’s been a hard-core Adderall user for years — she’s telling friends she absolutely refuses to take an Adderall substitute. She says she’s tried other meds and Adderall is the only Rx that works for her.

Bottom line — Lindsay has said many times she’s not going to stay in a facility that doesn’t allow her to take her Adderall, and when she finds out Seafield wants her off of it … she’s outta there.

[From TMZ]

Can you imagine the situation if Lindsay was just some crackhead without any kind of fame? Can you imagine if just a run-of-the-mill addict/alcoholic was putting up this kind of fight about her Adderall after YEARS of legal shenanigans, the endangerment of pedestrians and other drivers, after multiple assaults and damage to private property, after crack heists and crack shenanigans… after all that, and she’s still acting like the legal system OWES HER. She’s still acting like the world owes her. She’s still acting like she’s a shot-caller. And the worst part about this is that I bet the rehab caves and lets her take Adderall (with a vodka and cocaine chaser).

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.