What little I know about 16-year-old Taylor Momsen, I tend to think she’s a little brat. She comes across as unprofessional, narcissistic, dumb and wannabe hardcore - basically, a pretty normal 16-year-old. I think the problem might be that no one tells her “no”. As in, “No, you can’t go out of the house pantless wearing only eye makeup and a garter belt.” Anyway, all of this is to say that my opinion of Taylor didn’t really change when I read some new excerpts of Taylor’s Seventeen cover profile for the February issue. She even name-drops Lindsay Lohan, as if that’s supposed to impress us…?

Although 16 year-old Taylor Momsen’s edgy, beyond-her-years look makes some onlookers uneasy, the Gossip Girl actress resents any comparisons to another former child star. “I get such a bad rap for being like Lindsay Lohan,” Momsen says in the February issue of Seventeen magazine.

Momsen then qualifies her Lohan diss, saying, “I hate naming names because she’s really sweet — and I’m really not. I don’t go out. I have no desire to be some tabloid party girl. I’m entirely a loner. I have been my entire life.”

But the actress, who made her big Hollywood debut in 2000’s How the Grinch Stole Christmas, does embrace her reputation as an “angsty” teen. “I’ll be angsty until I’m 80 years old,” she quips. “I think that keeps things fresh. But I always think angst is such a derogatory word toward teenagers. It just means you’re figuring s*** out.”

Like Lohan, Momsen has music aspirations, and fronts the punk-rock band The Pretty Reckless. She complains that “people don’t really take me seriously” because of her age. But she’s a little different than other 16 year-olds, she insists.

“[People] think most 16-year-olds don’t know what they want to do. But I actually really do, because I’ve been thinking about [music] since I was 2.”

[From Us Weekly]

Oh, she’s so hardcore, isn’t she? Little half-dressed brat. That makes me sound like an old fart, doesn’t it? In truth, I probably thought and said the same kind of bullsh-t faux-hardcore crap when I was her age or younger. I seem to recall I went through my “angst” phase around the age of 14, not 16. By the age of 16, I had gotten it out of my system and I had a job and a car and wasn’t so obsessed with defending my bullsh-t angst. And that, people, is called maturity. When you still have bullsh-t, but you keep it to yourself.

Taylor Momsen’s Seventeen cover courtesy of Us Weekly. Addition photos on Seventeen’s website.

Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend, and he’s not anyone’s husband or boyfriend. Which is the good news. The bad news is that I suspect the new guy, model Adam Senn (photos below), is something of a rent-a-date. He appeared on one episode of The City, and he seems to be a working model, so he’s probably looking for the name recognition that goes along with being associated with Lindsay Lohan. Unfortunately, he doesn’t realize that the name recognition thing could probably destroy his career. I bet he’s aiming for a Samantha Ronson bounce rather than being known as “that guy who bangin’ Lindsay when she looked like a crackhead.”

As the drama heats up yet again for Dina and Michael Lohan, their daughter Lindsay is finding comfort in new beau Adam Senn. Things have gotten even more serious between La Lohan and the Gucci model since LiLo brought Adam to meet her family last Tuesday - the same day that Mr. and Mrs. Lohan went to court in yet another child support battle.

Just hours after the hearing - it was reported that Dina is demanding $40,000 in child support, while Michael claimed Sunday that it’s only $15,000 - spies say Lindsay showed up at her sister Ali’s 16th birthday party at Abe & Arthur’s with Senn, whom we reported she was dating on Dec. 10.

And while her, err, doting parents can’t agree on much, they both seem to think that Adam is a winner.

“Dina really likes him,” the source says. “She thinks he is ‘good for her.’”

Michael wasn’t on the guest list for Ali’s fete, but he too seemed pleased with Adam when asked about Linds’ new man Sunday.

“If he’s a good guy and he has no addictions, and he’s a good influence on her, then God bless him. It’s a good thing,” he told us.

And although Michael says he would have liked to meet the former “City” star at the party, he admits he’s not shocked he wasn’t invited. “I’m not surprised I wasn’t welcome at Ali’s dinner,” he says. “In light of what’s going on between Dina and I, and being so public with the things I’ve said in regards to Lindsay’s well-being, I can understand how Lindsay and the kids would be upset and not want me there.”

Indeed, Lindsay has publicly dismissed her dead-beat-dad, but an insider claims that his absence is still hard on the troubled starlet.

“Everything that’s gone on between Lindsay and her dad has really taken a toll on her,” the source confides, adding that “Adam is the one really positive thing going on in her life.”

The snitch also claims that Senn and Lohan were texting and calling each other over the holiday weekend - and are certainly acting more serious than “just friends,” which LiLo has claimed via her Twitter page.

“Adam is a good guy,” says the source, “and Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad.”

[From Gatecrasher]

God, do we have to do this after time? “Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad.” Because they’ve been dating for what? A week? And Adam Senn has already become a bit player in Lindsay’s drama. Yeah, I bet he lasts.

By the way, Dina Lohan wants everyone to know that after Lindsay’s whirlwind trip to India - in which she took credit for saving the lives of 40 children and was called out for her lies - Lindsay is now “a changed woman.” Dina told Page Six that Lindsay was “humbled and moved” by the trip and that “Lindsay definitely wants to give more back. We are now planning a trip to help the children of Guatemala — which will be filmed by Oprah’s network.” For f-ck’s sake. Not Central America! That’s where the drugs come from!

Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York on December 27, 2009. Credit: INFphoto.com. Ads featuring Adam Senn courtesy of Jurgita and A Socialite Life.

I just finished reading the complete cover profile of Rachel McAdams in the January issue of Vogue, and I feel pretty comfortable saying that she’s probably one of the most well-adjusted actresses ever. She’s breezy and nonchalant without seeming jaded. She’s engaged with her fellow actors without looking like a famewh-re. She even tells a complimentary story about Lindsay Lohan, from when they worked together on Mean Girls. If it was anyone else being nice to a Lohan, I would suspect foul play. But with Rachel, she just seems… well, nice. Here’s the full Vogue profile, and here are some of the highlights:

On Mean Girls and Lindsay Lohan: “I just remember marveling about how much she knew as an actor, how much she understood. She did very few takes and had this naturalness to her. And beyond that, I was 26 at the time. I’d be asked, ‘Where do you go out?’ ” (McAdams throws her hands up in bafflement and defeat.) “I felt like I was in a different place at that time.”

On material items: “I don’t really desire things. I prefer to spend my money on experiences, on meals or travel.”

On environmentalism: “I look at the world through a green lens now, but you can’t make yourself crazy. That feeling of green guilt can be really inhibiting. It’s about a changing mind-set, remembering to turn off the water when you are brushing your teeth.”

On her television habits and education: “I grew up watching so much television. I was really into soap operas. I’d begin with Days of Our Lives, then Another World, and finish off with General Hospital. And before dinner I’d watch Oprah. I would fake sick all the time to the point where I’d convince myself I was sick. In high school I really didn’t pay attention. I took the bare minimum to get by.”

On her own appearance: “My mother never put an emphasis on looks. She let us grow up on our own time line. She never forced any beauty regimen into my world.” McAdams was teased in high school for not shaving her legs. “Why didn’t you tell me?” she asked her mom. Mom: “Once you start, there’s no turning back.”

On dating: “The first thing Diane [Keaton] always asks me is about my love life. I thwart her as I do everyone else… for eighteen years I knew where my chair was at the dinner table every night; my life was incredibly secure… I’m pretty good on my own, and I like just getting out and walking, which seems very rudimentary.”

[From Vogue]

Diane Keaton is quoted again and again in the piece, and I kind of think Keaton may view Rachel as a daughter. Rachel could hardly do worse as far as role models go, so I approve. Also, Rachel does basically admit that she and Josh Lucas are no more, which was reported back in August, but never confirmed. At one point, it looked like they were going to move in together. I wonder what happened? Maybe she and Ryan Gosling will get back together… maybe. Don’t get your hopes up, though!

Vogue cover and additional Vogue photos, all by Mario Testino, courtesy of Vogue.

Last week, Lindsay Lohan went to India for a long-promoted trip to fill a BBC documentary about child trafficking. Most of the concerns many people had about an official BBC documentary unit and a seemingly legit charity associating themselves with a crackhead like Lindsay came to fruition just hours after Lindsay had landed in India. Lindsay announced on her Twitter page that “Over 40 children saved so far… Within one day’s work… This is what life is about… Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” Granted, for those sticklers, Lindsay didn’t claim that she saved 40 children, but it was insinuated. And that was enough for everyone to get majorly pissed at Lindsay. Apparently, these “40 children” were saved before Lindsay even arrived.

An Indian charity has accused Lindsay Lohan, the Hollywood actress, of claiming to have helped to rescue 40 child labourers in New Delhi when she was not actually in the country

The star of Mean Girls, who went to India to make a BBC documentary about child trafficking, appeared to claim she had rescued the children in just one day and was now changing the world “one child at a time”.

But according to the charity which organized the raid, neither Lohan, 23, nor the BBC, were present.

In a series of posts on Twitter, Lohan, who has undergone treatment for alcohol abuse, appeared to boast of her role in the rescue and suggested that it had changed her life.

“Over *40 children saved* so far…… Within one day’s work…… This is what life is about….. Doing THIS is a life worth living!!!” she said. She later added: “Focusing on celebrities and lies is so disconcerting, when we can be changing the world one child at a time…. hope everyone can see that.” Her comments caused a stir in India and anger among those who led the raid.

A leading social activist and lawyer, known only as Bhuwan, of the campaign group Bachpan Bachao Andolan, accused Lohan of portraying dangerous child rescue operations as superficial events, which could be carried out in a day by passing celebrities.

The raids, which involved two months of planning by local police and magistrates, were on 15 workshops in central New Delhi where children as young as seven were making mirrored ornaments for export. Some of the children said the traffickers had paid their parents 2,000 rupees (£25), while other parents had handed over their children for promises of payments which were not made.

All worked from 8am to 1am the following morning, but only some were paid. Those who had been working for several years received 800 rupees per month (£10) while others were paid just 200 rupees.

According to Bhuwan, they were freed on Tuesday, hours before Lohan arrived in India and a day before she and her BBC Three film crew visited the Ashram rehabilitation centre where the children were taken before being returned to their families. “She was not even in the country when this raid happened,” he said.

“We’ll be complaining to the BBC and talking to our lawyers … Would Lohan know where these workshops are?”

Ruchira Gupta, an anti-trafficking campaigner, said: “If celebrities do it to get publicity then they are trivialising child-trafficking.”

A BBC spokesman said: “Lindsay Lohan has just completed filming in India for a BBC Three project on child trafficking. We would like to stress that she did not say she was present at the raid, this is a misinterpretation. She was merely referring to a raid that happened connected to child trafficking - the subject of the programme.”

“It is not uncommon for well known faces to be involved in current affairs programmes and often helps engage younger audiences with subjects they don’t traditionally go to such as international affairs. The final documentary will have all the hallmarks of BBC content - and will be high quality, informative and engaging.”

[From The Telegraph]

Like everything else, when Lindsay sees something she likes, she takes it - whether it be a fur coat, millions of dollars worth of jewelry, or credit for months of tireless work by a childrens’ advocacy group. Even though none of this surprises me in the least, I’m glad someone is calling Lindsay out on her bullsh-t. I’m no so happy that people put Lindsay in the position where she could lie and take credit for the work this organization is doing - when are people going to realize that they shouldn’t work with her?

Lindsay Lohan at LAX, returning from her India trip, December 12, 2009. Credit: Bauer-Griffin.

Last week, there was some major controversy about Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren and his reported maybe-probably make-out/hook-up with a certain crackhead named Lindsay Lohan. At first, Us Weekly just left the report to their print edition, but last Friday, they put the story online, and it’s created quite a buzz. At the same the time Us Weekly outed Cash as someone who might stick his tongue down Lindsay’s throat, People reported a breezy denial, coming straight (in my opinion) from Alba’s publicist. Still, the damage was done, and now many people think Cash is a skank - by association, at the very least.

Also note this - even though Lindsay issued some cracked-out denial when the initial reports began, as soon as Lindsay got to India, she tweeted Cash with a note that read “landed!” Because Lindsay loves the drama, regardless of whether she and Cash actually have something going on.

Anyway, Star Magazine has this hilarious story about Jessica Alba being so distraught over Cash, she’s run to the arms of… Mario Lopez!

The Lindsay Lohan rumors could push Jessica Alba and Cash Warren apart, Star has learned. A friend of Jessica’s tells Star: “Jessica isn’t happy. She threatened to kick Cash to the curb after she heard about the Lohan incident. She was livid!”

Jessica and Cash were “pretty miserable” when they picked out their Christmas tree. “Cash is in the doghouse, but Jessica is going through the motions, pretending to be a happy family for the holidays.”

Jessica’s relationship with Cash has been troubled for a while, sources note, ever since he cheated on her with a blonde named Vera Mishina a year before their May 2008 wedding. But now they seem to be on the brink of breakup.

“Jessica called up a close pal and confessed, ‘We’re not sleeping in the same bed.’ She’s been saying for quite some time that she and Cash are having major problems. It doesn’t look good.”

Apparently, Jessica has started hitting the town like a single gal - and she has a huge crush on Mario Lopez! “She’s gone from being a homebody to someone who always wants to go clubbing… she’s been drinking and hanging with the girls a lot lately.”

A pal reveals: “Jessica said she thinks Mario is a great guy and so easy to talk to… she said he’s given her good advice on some of the issues she’s dealing with in her marriage. I’m not sure how they met or how long they’ve been friends, but let’s just say she definitely finds him sexy.”

But, despite her partying, Jessica hopes she and Cash can work out. “She believes he can turn it around and become a doting husband and dad… but people who know him think he’ll never change. Either she accepts it, or these two are headed for Splitsville.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, December 21, 2009]

God, she has the worst taste in men. That’s her biggest problem. Remember when every guy was lusting after her, circa 2006? She was the hottest thing going despite her angst misery. Yeah… she really could have traded up, in more ways than one. What exactly does Cash have going for him? He’s not cute, he’s not successful, he’s not rich, he’s not nice, he’s not a good husband. I don’t get it. And for all of those people who are like “Cash has his own career!” No, he doesn’t. His career is being married to Jessica Alba. He’s described as a “producer” but the only project he’s got going is this cover story project with Lindsay Lohan. Which I don’t even buy. So, in that sense, Mario Lopez would be trading up. At least Mario has a job, you know?

Jessica Alba in LA on December 10, 2009 in LA. Credit: Fame.

Fresh off her dual headline-making stunts, one in a magazine pictorial threesome, and secondly, for probably hooking up with Jason Segel (and his puppet), Lindsay Lohan wants the world to know that she’s more than just some sketchy, strung-out, washed-up fading celebrity. Time for a world-class stunt! According to Page Six, Lindsay is heading to India to “work with children.” Seriously. She‘s allegedly going to be working on a BBC documentary - oh, wait. This was the trip she announced a month and a half ago. Anyway, “sources” said Lindsay “is excited about escaping the drama of LA and doing something real.” Bitch, please.

It looks like Lindsay Lohan is finally getting her priorities in order (at least we hope!).

According to Page Six, Lindsay is hopping on a flight to India to film a documentary with the BBC to help impoverished children, and “is excited about escaping the drama of LA and doing something real.”

Lindsay’s wild-child reputation has always been at the forefront of her career, and sources say this trip could help change that. “Lindsay is trying to better herself and get away from her party-girl image. She wants to be taken more seriously,” an insider tells Life & Style magazine.

The drama in Lindsay’s life over the past few years seems to continue to escalate. Between her on-again off-again relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, to the public feuding with her father, Michael Lohan, Lindsay has not had a break from the spotlight. Hopefully this trip will bring a positive focus to the actress and allow her to shake some of that bad press.

The details of the documentary are vague, but it seems like it will be about the trafficking of women and children in India. Lindsay returns to LA on December 12th, and will continue her charity work by donating toys to LA children’s hospitals.

[From MTV]

Okay, India better prepare itself. Because Hurricane Crackhead is coming to town, and she’s not going to leave until she snorts, shoots or licks every drug available. Also, I don’t buy that Lindsay is going to be working on a documentary about missing and exploited children, although she probably knows a thing or two about being exploited by her famewh-re parents. I don’t see how a respectable international organization associates itself with Lindsay. I also don’t see how the BBC can fund a documentary featuring Lindsay… unless this is some kind of elaborate ruse to film Lindsay being a crackhead… in which case, it’s kind of brilliant. I would watch it.

Lindsay Lohan in Los Angeles on December 2 (credit: WENN) and December 4 (credit: Fame).

Yesterday, CB talked about the rumors (originating from an Us Weekly report, via Jezebel) that Lindsay Lohan and Cash Warren (Jessica Alba’s husband) were full-on making out at a party. Us Weekly finally released their report online, and there are a few more interesting details in there, like some stuff about Cash and Jessica’s marriage being “shaky” (I’d say so… he’s making out with a Lohan) and how Lindsay might be “falling” for Cash:

There were barely any celebrities at West Hollywood hotspot Villa the night of November 19 — which might be why Lindsay Lohan and Cash Warren immediately gravitated towards one another.

Film producer Warren, 30, was partying without Jessica Alba, his wife of one and half years and mom to his daughter Honor, 18 months. “When he goes out with friends, he gets into trouble,” a pal says of Alba’s husband in the new issue of Us Weekly.

Indeed. Soon after discovering one another at Villa, Warren and Lohan “ignored friends and just chatted.” The real trouble began half an hour in. “Lindsay and Cash started making out,” an onlooker tells Us.

“Lip on tongue,” the eyewitness continues, “It was raw. They were not shy!”

Another Villa patron that night gasped, “It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real.”

For her part, Lohan tells Us that the account is “absurd. He is married. I wouldn’t dare kiss him.”

But pals of both Lohan and Warren — who share a love of nightlife — insist otherwise. Those close to Warren and Alba worry that their marriage is already on shaky footing.

“Jessica is not as into Cash as she used to be,” one source says.

And the ever-fragile Lohan “becomes easily attached to everyone she meets and gets close to,” one friend says. Adds another: “she’s falling for [Cash].”

[From Us Weekly]

There are two interesting addendums to this story. First of all, Lindsay denied it in her typical cracked out fashion, writing: “Cash Warren is a BUSINESS partner, nothing more, nothing less. And I have NO interest in anything but focusing on my career/work, as well as my family, and getting everyone holiday gifts! Eeeks-stressful!” Yes, Lindsay’s defense is that she and Cash are “working” together. Which is more likely, in all honesty - that Lindsay Lohan has a job, or that she made out with a married man in front of a full bar? Yeah.

Next up, People Magazine just released their publicist-written version of events, straight from the denials of a “source close to Alba and Warren”. Meaning “Jessica Alba”. Meaning “Jessica Alba is going to shank a Lohan.”

Did Lindsay Lohan make out with Jessica Alba’s husband Cash Warren at an L.A. lounge recently? Not a chance, a source close to Alba and Warren tells PEOPLE.

“The reports are totally untrue,” the source says, denying that Lohan and Warren got amorous at Villa on Nov. 19 as some online sites have reported. “They never hooked up.”

True, the two know each other “professionally,” the source says, “[but] they are friendly – that’s it.”

As for Alba and Warren, “the rumors are hurtful but they’re just so ridiculous,” the source says. “They are very happy together and busy being parents. They’re looking forward to spending the holidays together with family.”

Reps for Lohan and Warren could not be reached for comment.

[From People]

Personally, I could never really stand anyone in this uncool Bermuda Triangle. Jessica Alba has permanent bitchface, she can’t act for sh-t, and she always just strikes me as an unpleasant person. Part of the reason for that is she reminds me so much of a girl I knew in college who looked just like her, and was one of the biggest snots I’d ever met. As for Cash, well… he just seems like a typical Hollywood loser. He doesn’t really do anything other than spend his wife’s money and screw around on her. Allegedly. And Lindsay? Well, I will say that I don’t think Lindsay has “fallen for” Cash. I think she loves Sam Ronson, and Lindsay’s just hooking up with men to get Sam to pay attention.

Here are some pictures of Jessica, looking snotty and miserable, with Honor and Cash on December 1 and November 27. Credit: Fame.

Back in October, when Lindsay Lohan was in Paris “working” as a creative consultant for Ungaro, she sat down for a photo shoot and interview with London’s Sunday Times Style Magazine. The photo shoot and interview were predictably sketchy, what with Lindsay looking like a train wreck faux-pr0n star, and with her making constant references to her “allergies” in the interview. In any case, Egotastic has some of the outtakes from the photo shoot, and it pains me to say that the Sunday Times actually chose the best pictures of Lindsay to include in the print edition. Sad.

In other Lindsay Lohan news, it looks like the tabloids didn’t get the memo that John Mayer has gotten Linds and Sam Ronson back together. Star and In Touch both have Lindsay hooking up with men - sometimes Brandon Davis (“Greasy Bear”), sometimes Kevin Connolly (from Entourage) and sometimes Leonardo DiCaprio (but only if he helps her career… chuckle). Here are the basics:

Star: Lindsay Lohan is having a “secret romance” with Entourage star Kevin Connolly. They’ve known each other for years but hooked up at a party at Leonardo DiCaprio’s house in November and are “sneaking around.”

In Touch: A friend says Lindsay “just feels defeated and doesn’t care what happens.” She thinks “no one can save her, not even herself.” LL was partyhopping on November 12 and wound up with Brandon Davis, her former enemy, and they were seen “bending out of sight and then wiping their noses after they stood back up.” Which translates into “sniffing coke.” When she saw photographers outside the house, she started throwing food out the window and acting crazy.

At another party, Lindsay begged Leonardo DiCaprio to help her get a film role and he “gently suggested” she clean up her act. An insider says Lindsay took that as a slap in the face and the kind of help people are offering is not the kind she wants. Plus, her friends are abandoning her and she’s resorted to hanging out with strangers. “These people don’t care about her, so they don’t stop her from taking so many drugs,” a source says. “She could overdose and they wouldn’t do anything. Lindsay knows it’s dangerous, but she doesn’t care anymore.”

[From Jezebel’s tabloid round-up]

How many times are we going to hear about Lindsay “not caring”. And how many times will the tabloids make a half-hearted attempt to make us feel sorry for her? I don’t feel sorry for her. Between the softcore pr0n pictures, the drugs, the enablers, the jewel heists, and the general sketchiness, at this point I only view Lindsay as a cautionary tale that should be shown to all young girls.

Outtakes from the London Sunday Times Style Magazine, courtesy of Egotastic.

The first version of this story was “John Mayer is probably nailing Lindsay Lohan”. But in later versions, the story changed. Since I like the first version, I’ll bring you that one as a starter. Apparently, John Mayer and Lindsay Lohan were hanging out a few night ago, and E! claims Lindsay’s “sights” were set on Mayer. Her “sights” being “her cracked out glassy eyes”. E! has a source who claimed: “She would follow his every move. He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it.” After their night of dancing and drinking and flirting, Lohan crack tweeted: “@johncmayer shhhhhhhhhhhhhh butter-face J”. Yeah. I don’t know what it means either.

Anyhoodle, later versions of this story are still spinning. Actually, I don’t know if these stories are from the same night, or if Mayer and Lohan hung out several nights in a row or what. But now sources are claiming that Mayer has reunited Samantha Ronson and Lohan. Because that’s what douches do. They reunite mentally unstable drug addicts with their enablers, and expect to be called a “good guy”. First, here’s People’s take:

Lindsay Lohan and John Mayer were both hanging out with Samantha Ronson, who was deejaying at New York nightspot Butter. Mayer arrived first with his male posse in tow, and the singer scoped out the scene and stopped to flirt with female revelers. He also greeted Ronson at his table, though she soon headed over to the deejay booth. Then Lohan arrived and started chatting up Mayer. While Lohan was definitely there to see Ronson, according to an onlooker the two didn’t really interact much, though there were at the same table all night. “You could tell they were there together and both talking to John Mayer,” the onlooker says. “They all stayed at the same time talking until past 3 a.m.”

[From People]

Gatecrasher has more details about the reunion. They make it sound like Lohan had a temper tantrum to Mayer, and he tried to calm her down by getting Samantha to come over:

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be getting back together - with the help of an unlikely friend. John Mayer was spotted playing relationship counselor to the exes when they ran into each other at NYC hot spot Butter on Monday night. And Mayer may have worked a miracle.

“Lindsay and Sam didn’t arrive together,” says a partygoer. “Lindsay walked in, and the two said a quick hello, but then Linds went to the table where John was sitting.”

According to the source, Sam eventually came over to the table but sat far away on the opposite side - much to LiLo’s dismay.

“Lindsay looked upset that Sam hadn’t come over to her, and she started whispering to John, who looked like he was trying to calm her down,” says the snitch. “She looked pretty angry. Then John got up and went to talk to Sam.”

We’re not sure what he crooned to the famed deejay, but it must have been pretty convincing: Ronson got up with Mayer and went over to La Lohan just a few minutes later.

The source notes that after Mayer’s intervention, the tumultuous twosome spent much of the night talking and laughing. La Lohan even ended the evening looking content - and (dare we say it?) stable.

“Lindsay seemed happier than she has in ages,” the spy says. “Sam eventually got up and deejayed for a while, and Lindsay kept standing up and looking over to the deejay booth, smiling.”

In between watching Ronson, Lohan hung out with the likes of movie critic Ben Lyons and singer/songwriter Blake Ian.

Mayer, having done his good deed for the week, ducked out before Linds and Sam did - but not without a hug from LiLo and a more-than-friendly goodbye from a scantily clad blond.

“Lindsay and Sam both stayed past 3,” the partygoer says. “They didn’t leave together, but they definitely ended the night on good terms.”

[From Gatecrasher]

Yeah… I’m not prepared to consider Mayer’s actions a “good deed”. I was happy that Samantha finally got away from Lindsay. Many more people need to get away from Lindsay. If people continue to enable her and treat her like she’s anything other than a drug addicted mess/jewel thief/insane brat, she’ll never get help. And personally, I just enjoyed Lindsay’s crazy crack tweets begging Samantha to pay attention to her. If it doesn’t happen on Lindsay’s Twitter page, it doesn’t happen!

John Mayer in Toronto on November 23, 2009. Samantha and Lindsay together, back on July 30, 2009. Additional photo of Lindsay on December 1 at LAX. Credit: WENN.

Back in late September and early October, Lindsay Lohan uprooted herself from her professional obligations in New York and Los Angeles (snicker) and moved to Paris to work as a “creative consultant” to Ungaro. Now, we all kind of figured it was going to bad, but I was thinking it was going to be more “cheap LA middle-class hooker-ware” rather than “budget K-Mart pasties meant for budget strippers”. I was wrong. The heart shaped pasties ruled the Ungaro runway, as did Lindsay Lohan’s glassy eyes and general cracked out ridiculousness.

After that, Lindsay was all “I didn’t design any of the stuff you people hate” and she threw the actual designer under the bus. Then, a few weeks ago, the founder of Ungaro slammed Lindsay publicly. Many thought it was only a matter of time before Lindsay simply got fired, yet again. We were wrong! The guy who currently runs Ungaro, Chief Executive Mounir Moufarrige, says that Lohan’s staying and that all of her cracked out shenanigans worked in the long run, because the line did “sell well”.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan won’t be joining the nation’s ballooning population of unemployed Americans.

After critics called her debut collection an “embarrassment,” the 23 year-old star will keep her position as artistic advisor for fashion house Emanuel Ungaro, the company’s chief executive Mounir Moufarrige said Tuesday.

“Yes (she’s staying on), she has a job to do,” Moufarrige said in Milan, reports Reuters.

Designer Ungaro himself was among Lohan’s critics, calling Lohan’s designs (including sequined, heart-shaped pasties) a “disaster.”

“Mr. Ungaro has his views, he can keep them. I have no comment,” Moufarrige retorted.

As for the professional reviews from the likes of Women’s Wear Daily, he conceded, “I am sure we can do better in the collection to be honest but I think it was harsh … But it did sell well.”

After Lohan’s Paris show Oct. 4, a Women’s Wear Daily critic hissed, “Lindsay, it’s time to get serious about reviving the acting career,” adding that the audience watched the runway with “endless snickers and rolled eyes.”

Moufarrige added there is “more buzz” around Ungaro as a result of Lohan’s involvement.

[From Us Weekly]

Um… who is buying the Ungaro collection? I mean, what stores? Like, Saks Fifth Avenue, or Harrod’s, or who? I want names. Because whatever store carries Ungaro’s heart-shaped pasties should have their buyer fired. Anyway, it looks like Lindsay has been enabled once again into thinking that she’s actually functioning. Damn it!