I don’t even know what to say with this. Here is Lindsay Lohan’s cover for the Spring/Summer issue of the French magazine Purple. Is Lindsay trying to be controversial? Like, I call this piece of art “The Crackhead on the Cross”. Maybe she has no idea what she’s doing. Maybe the photographer (Terry Richardson) was just like “put your arms out straight, like you just got pulled over for driving under the influence.” And Lindsay replied, “I drunk not, oss-ifer. Ima Jesus!”

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of another magazine, this time it’s French fashion magazine Purple.

Since it’s supposed to be more of an edgy magazine or something, Terry Richardson shot Lindsay as Jesus with her outstretched arms and a crown of thorns. So shocking!

And we mean that, too. It’s pretty shocking that this is the first time in a while Linds didn’t even have to show her boobs for a fashion spread.

And Lindsay’s Jesus dress-up fun isn’t all that’s going on in her cluttered life today. There’s also talk that Sam Ronson allegedly abused her, Jessica Alba says Lindsay never hooked up with her husband, Cash Warren, and Linds took to her Twitter to try to convince us she doesn’t use lip injections. In other words, it’s just a normal day for Lindsay.

[From E! News]

Yes, I guess it’s a good thing that Lindsay isn’t doing another softcore pr0n photo shoot. She’s fully clothed on this cover, so maybe she’ll be wearing clothes inside as well? Probably not. When she was doing the shoot back in November, the rumor was that it included a threesome. So… yeah. So Christ-like.

Purple Magazine cover courtesy of E! News.

Um… Jesus. Lindsay Lohan, once again acting as her own cracked-out publicist (never a good idea), decided to go on her Twitter and deny that she’s getting lip injections. Uh… seriously? Because we have eyes. And most of us aren’t on crack. We can see that your lips are twice as big all of a sudden. Lindsay tweeted her self-perpetuating drama: “Why are all of my friends asking me if I have a cut on my lip? Lol coz I don’t.” Then she put up this Twitpic (below) and wrote: “see! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!** lol it was @jennidawnsays fault!”

Kiss off!

Lindsay Lohan is denying she got lip injections.

After blogs pointed to a cut on her lip and speculated that she’d had a filler injected to puff out her pucker, the actress, 23, posted a photo of herself on Twitter, and wrote, “See! my lips are just as they’ve always been lol-it’s nuts that i feel the need to give proof! what is this world coming to!!”

She also denied having an injection scar, despite a small mark visible in the TwitPic.

“Why are all of my friends asking me if I have a cut on my lip? Lol coz I don’t,” she wrote.

Lohan recently showed off her clutter-filled apartment, stuffed with hundreds of pairs of shoes.

“I just need to get rid of… stuff,” she admitted to The Insider. “That’s personal stuff that I have to work on.”

[From Us Weekly]

Now, some will put out the theory that Lindsay is not getting lip injections, that her puffy lips come from, say, her drug use. Like, her lips swell up when she rubs cocaine on them. Could be. But even if that’s the case, I still think she’s getting injections. There’s just too much variation in the size of her lips from day to day. Here are some photos of the variations over the past year, and one of Lindsay from 2004:

Lindsay Lohan’s lips, all photos by WENN: on December 12, 2009; on Noveber 15, 2009; on November 12, 2009; on October 19, 2009. Finally, how her lips used to look, when she was a kid: Lindsay back on June 14, 2004.

Jessica Alba is on the cover of the March issue of Cosmopolitan UK, all to promote her supporting part in the upcoming romantic comedy Valentine’s Day. Jessica’s interview is pretty good - it’s not standard issue starlet, and Alba kind of comes across as hardcore. Alba discusses in detail how she finds the institution of marriage “warped”. She complains about the princess-mentality so many women have, where it’s about the wedding day and finding some “Prince Charming” to take care of you, rather than building a family and doing the hard work of a relationship. All of this has given me the idea that sometimes she pretty much hates her husband Cash Warren.

Alba also directly answers all of those questions about the alleged hookup between Lindsay Lohan and Cash Warren. A few months ago, Us Weekly had eyewitness accounts of Cash and Lindsay making out, and I really thought Alba was going to end shanking Lindsay. But instead, Alba kind of defends Lindsay in this interview, saying: “Lindsay’s had to deal with this for so long. She’s really nice. We hang out and chat for hours about girl stuff.” Hmm…

JESSICA Alba has revealed she hates the institution of marriage. Valentine’s Day beauty Jessica Alba, who wed husband Cash Warren in 2008, has admitted she had a hard time agreeing to get married because she thinks the tradition is “warped.”

She said: “I had a hard time agreeing with marriage at all because I feel like it’s been warped. Originally it was two families coming together to make a stronger family. It was about survival – not love or soulmates. And now, the way they market marriage – even as a kid through Disney movies – is that it’s all about Prince Charming sweeping you off your feet.”

“There’s this mentality that you need the big dress and the big day – the day every girl gets to be a princess. I didn’t agree with any of that.”

But the 28-year-old, who has a 19-month-old daughter, Honor Marie, with the producer, says she changed her mind as she liked the idea of being able to choose someone to come into her family fold.

She explained: “I chose to get married because, essentially, you’re given a deck of cards in life… the one person you can choose to bring into your life as your family and to have that unconditional love with is your husband or wife. I’m choosing you as my family, and we’re going to love each other through thick and thin.”

But Jessica won’t be taking the whole ‘to obey’ vow too seriously.

She said: “This tradition of obeying your husband like he’s king? It’s a load of crap!”

The actress also quashed rumors Lindsay Lohan was after her husband, branding the rumors “ridiculous.”

“Lindsay’s had to deal with this for so long,” she added. “She’s really nice. We hang out and chat for hours about girl stuff.”

Dismissing Hollywood gossip, she went on: “When people wrote lies about me before I had [my daughter] Honor, I’d get upset or I’d get nauseous or I’d get angry or I’d want revenge.

“Now, it’s like, it’s just so ridiculous and it’s not even close to being the truth.”

[From OK Magazine UK]

I find the Lohan stuff fascinating. Even after the initial rumors broke about Cash and Lindsay’s alleged hookup, Lindsay continued to act like she and Cash were friends, even sending him messages via her crack tweeting. So, is Alba telling the truth? Are she and Lindsay friendly? Does Alba really believe that no hookup took place? I have no idea. Alba’s a surprisingly hard one to read. She looks miserable all the time, and I honestly thought her marriage wouldn’t last this long. So… really, it’s anyone’s guess.

Cosmo cover and additional images from Cosmo UK, all courtesy of OK Magazine UK.

Last Friday, Radar had a very interesting report about Lindsay Lohan and her ex-lover Samantha Ronson being in the same club at the same time at one point last week. While Sam was deejaying, Lindsay was obsessively trying to get Sam’s attention, downing drinks and pills, and dancing with other girls. Sam allegedly called Lindsay a “disgrace” and Lindsay furthered the drama by allegedly throwing a drink in Sam’s face. Today, Radar has another report about the situation, only this one is slanted more anti-Ronson. According to Radar’s sources, Lindsay has been claiming to friends that Sam “beat the sh-t” out of her and once “punched and choked” her. Um… really?

Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson has turned violent, a source close to both of them told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Although Lindsay appeared to have moved on from her tumultuous relationship with girlfriend Ronson, the two have been spotted out at the same clubs recently and as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported they fought so badly one night that Lindsay threw a drink in Sam’s face.

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

Making things worse is the fact that both women live in the same building.

Following the break-in at her Hollywood Hills home, Lindsay moved into an apartment in West Hollywood. Shortly after, Samantha moved in. The source tells RadarOnline.com that Ronson regularly comes over using a key she has to Lindsay’s apartment.

“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.”

Lindsay’s father Michael Lohan has repeatedly expressed concern that Lindsay’s behavior is being negatively effected by the prescription drugs she’s taking and that she is taking too many.

[From Radar]

Okay, here’s the thing: while I’ll buy that Lindsay’s friends might be repeating some crap they’ve heard from Lindsay, I don’t think Lindsay is telling the truth. I seriously, seriously doubt Sam ever hit Lindsay or choked her or beat her. Considering Lindsay’s history as a cracked-out liar, and her history of self-abuse and abusing others, the only thing I’ll buy is that Sam Ronson has perhaps physically restrained Lindsay from harming herself or others. Or am I totally off base? Does Sam seem like the kind of girl who would abuse her girlfriend?

Lindsay in LA on February 4, 2010. Credit: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com. Sam in LA on January 29, 2010. Credit: Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.com. Sam & Lindsay on July 30, 2009. Credit: WENN.

We’ve got lots of news about everyone’s favorite crackhead! Yesterday, CB previewed Lindsay Lohan’s appearance on The Insider, where she was “coming clean” about being a “secret celebrity hoarder”. There was a short YouTube clip preview making the rounds, but now we have part one of Niecy Nash’s exclusive with Lindsay (below). Lindsay, always the master of understated crack drama, tells Niecy “I have a lot of clothing — I think that’s the biggest problem; I have a lot of stuff… It wasn’t this bad for awhile, actually. I try not to come in here — that’s how bad it is. I only…I need shoes. … The craziest thing is that I know every single thing that I have. It’s hard because when you are traveling you pack one suitcase and you don’t realize if you are getting new things or you forget what you have. So, I think that has kind of been the biggest issue.” Yes, that is the biggest issue, Lindsay.

I have to say - even though Lindsay is a cracked-out hoarder, her shoe collection looks reasonably well-managed. I mean, nearly every box is labeled and there seems to be some kind of order, within the chaos. But am I the only one looks at all of that stuff, wondering how much of Lindsay jacked from other people, stores, magazine shoots, et cetera?

Speaking of drama, Radar is reporting that Lindsay and Sam Ronson got into to a huge fight at Crown Bar two nights ago. Lindsay was “drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka” and downing Adderall, trying to get Sam’s attention (Sam was deejaying). Sam ignored her, then began taunting her, calling her a “disgrace”. Oh, noes! CRACK DRAMA CODE RED. Lindsay then went on the attack, throwing a drink in Sam’s face:

It may well be over romantically between former lovers Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan — or at least for now — but that doesn’t mean that emotions, and tempers, aren’t still running high.

They are — so high in fact that RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the twosome got into a bitter, heated fight Wednesday night, which culminated in Lohan throwing a drink in Ronson’s face!

“Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar,” an eyewitness to the altercation tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble!

“Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her.

“Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.

“Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, “Why don’t you just have another drink?” and even told her, “You’re a disgrace”.

“That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!

“Lindsay’s friend grabbed her and pulled her away before things got even worse, she was losing control. It took her ages to calm down and she was going off about Sam for ages.
“Lindsay just has absolutely no self control when it comes to Sam. She obviously still has feelings for her and she’s totally not over her. It’s a completely toxic situation.”

After the altercation it seems Ronson was still pretty worked up too. As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported Ronson turned up at another club, H.Wood, later that same night and threw a huge diva fit!

Ronson insisted on taking over the DJ booth, pushing aside the house DJ, then proceeded to just play a mix-tape instead of a live set, prompting the club’s management to ask her to step-down.

Things became heated and Ronson stormed out of the club, but not before taking the audio cables with her, leaving the club unable to play anymore music for the rest of the night.

[From Radar]

Yeah, I totally believe this happened. Has anyone ever had some drama queen throw a drink in their face? I have. What’s weird is that no one has ever thrown a drink in my face when I might have provoked them - the only time it’s happened to me, the dude (and it was a drama queen dude - he was straight too!) just threw a drink on me because he was drunk and thought it would be funny. I kind of lost it and became a drama queen too. It was intense.

Lindsay Lohan leaving Madeo in LA on February 4, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Yikes. These are photos of Lindsay Lohan leaving a club last night. She’s been partying all weekend, attending Grammy parties, maybe hooking up with Joaquin Phoenix, and, obviously, not doing drugs, right? Totally rough. Meanwhile, The New York Post tried to approximate what Lindsay making for her first public escort gig. The Post estimated Lindsay will get $150,000 for her date with the 77-year-old eccentric billionaire Richard Lugner. But guess what’s funny? Lindsay wasn’t his first choice! Lindsay only got picked after Katie “Jordan” Price had to be turned away for blabbing. Can you believe Lohan is the second choice after Katie Price? Unthinkable. Yet hilarious.

For 19 years, oddball Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner has paid for nights with beautiful B-list bombshells. He pays them about $150,000 and, in exchange, they sign autographs at one of his shopping malls and then accompany him to Austria’s premier social event, the Vienna Opera Ball.

The 77-year-old, four-times-divorced father of three gets a kick out of the attention — and sometimes outrage — that his buxom rent-a-dates stir up. Over the years, he has squired Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, actresses Sophia Loren, Raquel Welch and Andie MacDowell, and burlesque performer Dita Von Teese.

But none have been so demanding as this year’s date — Lindsay Lohan. Lohan, dubbed “the fallen Disney princess” by the Austrian media, accepted Lugner’s offer after his first choice, pneumatic British reality-TV star Jordan (a k a Katie Price), stole his thunder by announcing her selection to the tabloids before he could.

But Lohan had some issues.

“She wanted to change some of the dates,” Lugner told The Post. Alas, the ultraposh Opera Ball, started in 1936, “can’t be moved.”

Then Lohan, 23, refused to pick a gown ahead of time and will wait until just before the Feb. 11 ball to pick “a European gown.” Lugner won’t comment on whether he’s picking up the tab for that. Finally, her handlers called. No champagne. No open bar. No alcohol of any kind must be allowed within Lindsay’s sight.

“Her managers have told us to make sure that she doesn’t drink during her trip,” Lugner said. “We have made arrangements to pull all the liquor from the mini-bar in the hotel room where she’ll stay, and told room service they are not to deliver drinks to her.”

To make sure Lohan will be on her best behavior as 2,000 haute Viennese waltz the night away, “we will be drinking only mineral water that night to avoid any problems.”

Maybe Lugner should have gone with his other finalist, Lady Gaga. More rubber, less trouble.

As part of the shillings-but-no-schnapps deal, Lohan will attend a press conference with Lugner the day before the ball. She’ll also sign autographs for a few hours in his massive mall, known as Lugner City. She’ll go to the dance with Lugner, his current 20-year-old girlfriend, Anastasia Sokol, his 16-year-old daughter, Jacqueline, and the teen’s 25-year-old boyfriend, Helmut Werner.

“My daughter is the one who chose Lindsay, and she has picked for me in the last three years because she’s more in touch with who’s in the newspapers. Me, I’m a businessman, so I don’t know these things,” Lugner said.

Lugner, who reportedly once got his eyelids Botoxed so he could look more like George Clooney, is infamous in Austria for creating a media circus at the ball with his paid escorts — especially when his guest is willing to take a turn on the crowded dance floor during the celebrated “Alles Walzer.”

“Sometimes with my guest, dancing is impossible, because so many journalists want to talk to them,” the Austrian said. “I recall, though, that Faye Dunaway and Grace Jones were great dancers. I was able to dance with them.”

Von Teese, who accompanied Lugner in 2008, said Lohan should demand extra bodyguards.

“I was trampled in a mob scene by the press. It was very frightening and also unfortunate that I couldn’t actually enjoy the beauty of the music and the dancing,” Von Teese told The Post. “I’m quite good at these partner dances, and it made me sad that I wasn’t able to be on that beautiful dance floor.”

[From The New York Post]

Haha, Lindsay wanted to change the date of the Vienna Opera. Good luck, crackhead. Yeah, this guy really should have gone with Gaga. She would have killed it on a fake date. Speaking of Gaga, remember those Grammy parties? Well, somebody got the bright idea that Lindsay needs to start up her music career again - I guess in addition to all of the fictitious “work” she’s doing on her multiple television shows, films, and design projects. So, this music producer named Rodney Jerkins wants to pair up Lohan and… Lady Gaga. For the love of…

Producer Rodney Jerkins seems to believe that Lindsay Lohan would be ideal to join Lady Gaga in the studio for a collaboration effort.

Jerkins said, “I can pair them up. I would love it. I would love to see what could happen.”

Either with or without Gaga, Jerkins believes Lohan can pull it off. He said, “If she stays focused, I think she has what it takes. I’ve talked to her, and I said, ‘You’ve got what it takes. I really believe in you.’”

He obviously really thinks LiLo has something. He added, “I’ve seen a lot of people questioning actresses who have wanted to become pop stars, and they don’t have it. I believe she has it, something deep down. I’ve listened to her in the past, and I think there’s something there. It just needs to be pulled out.”

[From Earsucker]

Ugh. It won’t happen, right? I mean, Gaga is performance art and she’s Warhol-esque in her pop culture references, so I could see how she might want to have a loose association with Lindsay Lohan, just for the kitsch value. But actually making an album together? Nooooo!!

Lindsay Lohan leaving Teddy’s in LA on February 2, 2010. Gaga at the Grammys on January 31, 2010. Credit: WENN

I noticed that there were photos of Joaquin Phoenix and Lindsay Lohan exiting Voyeur in LA last night, likely within minutes of each other. It got me to thinking… hookup? What kind of sense would Lindsay and Joaquin make together? She’s a crackhead… and Joaquin - well, who knows? He’s shaved and he doesn’t seem as crazy anymore, but you know there’s something in there, lurking. Anyway, it turns out they were partying together, according to Pop Sugar, who claimed Lindsay “was soon off to finish her evening at Voyeur with Ryan Phillippe and Joaquin Phoenix.” Conceivably, Lohan could be bangin’ Ryan Phillippe just as easily, I guess. But Joaquin is the one I’m worried about.

By the way, Lindsay is back to some kind of brownish-red hair color. It makes her look slightly healthier, but she needs to stop with the lip injections. She’s giving Nicole Kidman a run for her money. Joaquin looks… sober. Thank God. He’s back on good terms with his razor again too, which is so, so nice.

Anway, as I was looking to see if anyone else was running with the rumor that Joaquin and Lindsay could potentially be hooking up, I found the old rumors of their alleged hookup. Apparently (and I truly have no memory of this), Lindsay and Joaquin were loosely associated together as potential hookups back in late 2006 and early 2007. In fact, friends claimed that Lindsay claimed that she and Joaquin had done the sex. Ugh. Doesn’t that make you feel differently about Joaquin? Like, now, instantly, he’s a skeeze.

Lindsay and Joaquin leaving Voyeur separately late 1/30- early 2/1. Credit: David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.

These are photos of Lindsay Lohan trying on clothes. This is not a photo shoot, to my knowledge. It’s just a series of casual photos that one of Lindsay’s friends must have taken of her as she tried on clothes. Always performing for the camera, yes? And how did we get our hands on these “private” or “personal” photos? Beats me. Someone released them. I suppose it could be worse.

Anyway, remember how Lindsay was crack-tweeting about Haiti, bless her heart? Well, Lindsay must have figured that the Haitian people could not live on her crack tweets alone, so she’s decided to donate the proceeds of part of her leggings line to Haitian relief efforts. And by that, I mean the sales of one particular pair of leggings (at $65) will go to Haiti relief. It’s actually not the worst scheme she’s come up with:

Lindsay Lohan is using her love for leggings for good! 100% of the proceeds from her 6126 Collection from Fame Leggings is being donated to Save the Children for relief in Haiti.

“It is truly horrible what has happened to the people and children in Haiti,” Lindsay said. “I believe every company should do their part to help by donating what they can.”

“Please help us do our part for the Children of Haiti by purchasing this 6126 legging,” she urged. “I am proud to announce that we are giving 100% of the proceeds to Haiti’s children through an organization I am passionate about, Save the Children.”

The leggings comes in Metallic silver and retails for $90, but for a limited time only is now $65.

Save the Children is the leading independent organization that’s creating lasting change in the lives of children in need in the United States and around the world.

Emergency relief distributions of food, water, water purification tablets, medical supplies and shelter material in Haiti are continuing on a daily basis.

Purchase Fame leggings to help these efforts continue at www.6126collection.com!

[From OK! Magazine]

Because it’s Lindsay, I do have my doubts that the proceeds will even make it to Haiti, but I feel like a jerk for even mentioning that, because she’s kind of doing more about Haiti than me. So I’ll shut up.

In other Lindsay news, she now wants to host a talk show, allegedly. Her idea is to do something like The View, but for a “younger” audience. Oh. My. God. Could you imagine the endless drama if someone gave Lindsay her own talk show? First of all, she wouldn’t even be able to be professional enough to show up on time every day. But when she did show up, can you even imagine the crazy? According to various sources, Lindsay is about to “pilot the idea” and they “have a lot of interest”. What ever happened to that television project that Lindsay wrote? The one that Cash Warren was “interested” in?

Lindsay Lohan’s “personal” photos courtesy of Popholic.

This was announced yesterday, but I kind of felt like “eh, I already knew that.” It seems that Lindsay Lohan has officially been “hired” to be some old guy’s date. Now, I don’t know if she’s being paid for anything sexual, but she is being paid to show up to the opera with this dude. The guy is an eccentric, 77-year-old Austrian named Richard Lugner, and apparently he does this every year. He hires some famous girl or woman to be his date for the opera - he’s previously hired Paris Hilton (pictured with him in the photo below), Dita Von Teese and Carmen Electra.

VIENNA — A limelight-loving Austrian says he’s taking Lindsay Lohan to the famous Vienna Opera Ball next month.

Richard Lugner, a quirky 77-year-old entrepreneur known for his young girlfriends and appearance on reality TV, invites a different female star to the flashy event each year and keeps local media in suspense for weeks before divulging his pick.

Lohan is an American actress who has starred in films such as “Mean Girls” and “Herbie Fully Loaded.”

Lugner’s recent dates include Nicollette Sheridan, Dita Von Teese and Paris Hilton. This year’s Opera Ball takes place Feb. 11. Lugner announced his choice Wednesday.

[From Huffington Post]

Let’s see, what else do we know about this old dude? Blackbook Magazine reports that he’s also gone on high-profile “dates” with the likes of Joan Collins, Sophia Loren, Grace Jones, Sarah, Duchess of York, Raquel Welch, Faye Dunaway, Jacqueline Bisset, and Farrah Fawcett.” No one knows how much he pays these women for their appearance at the opera, but Blackbook also notes that his “dates” must agree to sign autographs at Lugner City, his own shopping mall in Vienna. He’s been doing this since he divorced his third wife in 2007, the same year he invited Paris Hilton to be his date. Oh, and apparently he has admitted to injecting his eyelids with Botox “like George Clooney”. For goodness sake.

In other Lohan news, Lindsay gave an interview to Life & Style about all of those “cutting” rumors. Lindsay tells the magazine that “’I've had that scar on my arm for a very long time now - it’s funny it’s just being noticed.” Haha, funny. Does she not know what “funny” means? Lindsay also claims that “I’ve been through my ups and downs and learned from my mistakes. I’m in a wonderful place mentally, physically and spiritually.” Haha, “spiritually.” Okay, now that’s funny Lindsay.

I was going to name this something clever like “two bitches” or “face to (dog’s) ass”. But I won’t. These are photos of Lindsay Lohan in a car with a dog after she spent several hours shopping yesterday in LA. Coming off her triumphant hoodie-clad, party-crashing appearance at some of the Golden Globes after-parties, it seems Lindsay was feeling festive enough to pose with one adorable puppy in a car. I hope that’s not her dog. And I hope the puppy wasn’t left inside the car while Lindsay shopped.

In other Lindsay news, she continues to be talking and crack-tweeting about Haiti. While she was party-crashing Sunday night, she stopped and talked to various media outlets about her commitment to Haiti and her BBC documentary.

Lindsay Lohan was actually looking rather cutting-edge when she showed up to InStyle’s post-Golden Globes bash, and she even sounded more grounded when she talked about her trip to India. How much longer before she cracks again? We’re tempted to take bets.

Wearing a sparkly, hooded dress, Lindsay was eager to give interviews to all the tabs.

Since returning from her humanitarian journey to India, she admitted, she’s feeling “grateful” to be able to give back to others. I wonder if she’ll also be giving a donation to Haiti as well, then?

“I think it’s so important right now - especially [because of] what just happened in Haiti - for everybody to kind of look at themselves and look at the life that they have and be really grateful for what they have and do as much as they can… especially if they have a voice, ” Lindsay told Extra.

As for the controversial trip she took, “It was amazing,” Linds said. “It was really life-changing. It was a wonderful experience.”

Speaking of “wonderful,” who did Lindsay think rocked the red carpet this year? Drew Barrymore, she said, also admitting that she thought Drew had a very nice speech.

“I just love her so much. Her speech was so genuine and I just thought it was beautiful,” Lindsay said.

[From Limelife]

Eh. I’m not going to criticize Lindsay for spending a few minutes out her cracked-out existence to acknowledge that there are people in trouble in Haiti. It’s more than Taylor Momsen has done, so that says something. However, Radar has a report that as Lindsay been running around with her Hoodies for Haiti (you know she’s thinking about it), several of Lindsay’s friends are still concerned that Lindsay is cutting herself. A source told Radar, “Why is Dina out partying with Lindsay when it’s clear she’s still cutting herself? Dina should be getting Lindsay help, not following her to parties.” Eh. If she’s cutting herself, she’s been doing it for a while, and while it disturbs me, I think cutting herself is only a symptom of bigger problems. And yes, Dina should be helping rather than famewh-ring, but whatever. I’m beyond blaming Lindsay’s problems on Dina.

Lindsay Lohan shopping in LA, with a dog. Credit: WENN.