I wrote up today’s first Lindsay Lohan post last night, when Today just released a partial transcript of Matt Lauer’s new interview. The full video interview was done yesterday, and it will air tomorrow, but on today’s show, they released a brief clip which deserves its own post. THIS CRACKHEAD. First, note how she LAUGHS when she’s saying that she’s clean and sober. Like, the thoughts in her crack-brain are all, “Haha, Matt’s buying this!” She’s so gleeful about her crack-lies. And then Lauer asks her about Whitney Houston’s death and whether that affected her. She says, “I don’t want to go there. That’s kind of a morbid, scary thing to discuss…” She’s so absorbed in her crack-lies she can’t even see past them.

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OMG HER FACE. That wig. The crack lips. And we’re supposed to think she looks good. We’re supposed to think this is the face of sobriety. *shakes head violently*

And then we’ve got the first promo for LL’s gig on SNL. OMG HER FACE.

Are we supposed to think this is cute? Are we supposed to be supporting her in her cracked-out delusions? Are we supposed to see this and think, “Oh, she’s so talented. Why don’t people give her a chance?” Because frankly, I’m disgusted. This isn’t giving a chance to someone in recovery, someone who has met her demons head-on and come out of it sober and strong. This is a girl who is still using, who is still absorbed in her crack-drama, who is taking this gig as an acceptance of her desperate lifestyle.

Screencaps from Today.

Anne Hathaway has good people surrounding her, doesn’t she? She gets really good advice, and I think Anne is helped by the fact that she’s smarter than the average actress/starlet. There have only been a few times in her career where I thought, “Ugh, I’m over her.” But Anne understands that this thing is a marathon, not a sprint. She’s worked on all of us gradually, building an awesome portfolio of career achievements and establishing a great deal of goodwill. And she’s not even 30 years old yet – she turns 30 in November. She’s going to have a long career, methinks.

Anyway, one of the smartest things Anne does is actually convince us that she doesn’t need us. She goes away when she doesn’t have anything to promote. She’s not in our face constantly. She works. She promotes her work. Beyond that, she has her own life. So it’s kind of bizarre to me that Annie has a new interview, in the completely downmarket UK tabloid, The Sun. She doesn’t have anything to promote until the summer, when The Dark Knight Rises comes out. Why, Anne? What’s going on here? The whole piece is written in that odd first-person way, like you’re reading a personal essay from Anne too – and it’s all about how awesome her mom is. Here are some highlights:

“MY mother, Kate McCauley, taught me to be always understanding of other people — and to have a sense of humour about yourself. You need to hold on to that sense of humour. I have been in so many embarrassing situations over the years.

I remember going to the School Of Rock premiere and wore a dress I didn’t realise was see-through. I wasn’t wearing a bra. It was horrible. I cried my eyes out when I saw the pictures. Unfortunately, because of the internet those pictures have never gone away.

There was another time, on my first press interviews after Princess Diaries, that I had no idea what to wear. I ran out to Banana Republic and bought a bright turquoise blue top. But, unfortunately, because I was in a hot room, I had massive sweat stains. And I was wearing pink leather trousers. After the hair and make-up was complete, I managed to look like a 40-year-old hooker. It was a disaster. But if you don’t look back and have a laugh at things like that, you really are taking yourself and life too seriously.

Mom will also never discuss or criticise my performances, which is exactly the way it should be. There are plenty of others who can do that. She was a stage actress who never got a break. I learned from that, too, because there is so much luck involved in acting success. Instead, she became a great homemaker for myself, my two brothers and Dad. Thanks to Mom, I never sit in judgment.

Lindsay Lohan and I have more in common than people think. We’ve all done things we shouldn’t. It is just that I did stuff at college when nobody knew about it, so I’m not a saint. I wasted time doing self-destructive things. I found out you can only dance on so many table tops. I got all that out of my system and I am healthy and grounded.

Mom has also encouraged me not to be one of those people who worry about weight. I know when people refer to me as a “regular” girl, that it is a code word for “fat” in Hollywood. It is completely understandable, as a teenager, to fret about your body. It is scary, because you don’t know how it is going to end up. But I am not a teenager any more and my body has chosen its shape. I would rather be strong than skinny for most roles. I’ve actually had directors say to me: “You are the best actress for the role but you’ve put on weight recently.” If they can’t understand that I put on 5lb now and again, I don’t want to deal with them.

I try to keep my personal life low-key, particularly after what happened to me. As I say, I do need to keep a sense of humour! But, of course, I have often got things out of perspective. I started going to auditions when I was just 15, trying to get hired as an actress, and being rejected. When I was 16, I remember sobbing in the kitchen and my mom said: “What’s the matter?” I said: “Tara Lipinski won a gold medal at 15 (for figure skating at the 1998 Winter Olympics). I am now 16. What do I have to show for it?”

My mom looked at Dad and then said to me: “Maybe you are taking things a little bit too seriously?”"

[From The Sun]

It’s a cute piece. But she really doesn’t have anything in common with Lindsay Lohan. I understand that she’s trying to nice and she’s trying to take herself off of the princess-y pedestal, but let’s be real: The Cracken WISHES she had one-tenth of the scripts Hathaway rejects. The Cracken wishes she had one-tenth of the credibility and respect Hathaway has from Hollywood. The moral of the story: just because you experiment with drugs and alcohol when you’re 19 years old, that doesn’t make you Lindsay Lohan.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

You might look at the header photo and think, “It‘s sad that the Today show has to resort to doing interviews with 40-year-old hookers. It‘s morning television, after all.” And then you understand – this is Lindsay Lohan, with her t-ts out, letting her skirt ride up, staring out from underneath that hideous white-blonde wig. Yesterday, we discussed the rumor that Lindsay Lohan was going to do a “no holds barred” interview with Today’s Matt Lauer. Well, it’s already gone down – Today released this photo plus a partial transcript of this mess, with the actual interview to air on Thursday, tomorrow. Here’s what Today is shilling:

In an exclusive interview set to air on TODAY Thursday morning, Lindsay Lohan tells Matt Lauer that she is “clean and sober” and she wants “to continue to move forward and in the right direction.”

The actress, who will host “Saturday Night Live” this weekend, also told Lauer, “I still need to go through the process of proving myself.”

Lohan, 25, is one court appearance away from putting her legal troubles from a 2007 drunken driving case behind her. Lauer asked her if, when they spoke last, the actress was in denial.

“Definitely,” Lohan said. “And I think it was — it’s a scary thing to have to kind of express to people … I wasn’t as comfortable with myself then. I think it was a fear factor that I had about what was really going on. And, you know, I had to get that wakeup call.”

Lohan also told Lauer that the temptation of night life and parties is something she’s avoiding.

“That’s not my thing anymore. I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn’t fun for me. I’ve become more of a homebody. And I like that.”

It may be that change in lifestyle, or at the least the perception that there has been a change, that will help the actress get back to work.

“Do you think people have gotten back, or can get back to the point where they trust you?” Lauer asked. “In other words, professional people? You know, if they say to you, ‘Come host ‘Saturday Night Live’,’ that’s a big commitment. And do you think the producers and directors of movies and television projects are going to get back to the part where they can go, ‘You know what? Yeah, we can count on Lindsay. We can bank on her?’”

“I think that that’s gonna take — I think that takes time,” Lohan said. “And I think that it’s actions. Because people can say things all they want, but I think I still need to go through the process of proving myself, you know, with ‘SNL,’ being on time, being, you know, keeping my — can’t say the word — but stuff together.”

Lohan offers details on reports that she’s set to play Elizabeth Taylor in her next project.

“We’re in the middle of casting and figuring — we start production soon,” Lohan said. “I’ve been doing tons of research. But I’ve always kind of researched her. She’s always been a fascinating woman to me. So I’m really honored. And I will not let anyone down, especially myself.”

Asked about that need to qualify her commitment, Lohan says she understands how it might be scary for people to invest in her.

“I don’t want people to have that reason to be scared anymore. So being able to have this opportunity with ‘SNL’ and the film, I’m gonna do what I’m supposed to do, and enjoy doing it, and do it as best as I can.”

[From Today]

OMG. BITCH PLEASE. Same crack lies, same crack hustle, different g–damn day. “I had to get that wakeup call” – which wakeup call? Which trip to rehab? Which arrest? Which jail sentence? There hasn’t been ONE wakeup call. There is only a series of crack shenanigans which never, EVER serve as a “wakeup call” to this dumb crackhead.

But the most ridiculous thing is – “That’s not my thing anymore. I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn’t fun for me. I’ve become more of a homebody. And I like that.” Says the girl living at the Chateau Marmont. Says the girl who gets blitzed and takes off her clothes for Terry Richardson every week. Says the girl who went out partying with her mother AFTER her court date last week. Says the girl who started throwing drinks AND punches during last fall‘s NY Fashion Week. And what’s worse is that she thinks it’s working. She thinks we’re buying it. THIS is why I’ll never say “Oh, poor Lindsay.” She’s a liar, a user, and a terrible person. She’s a violent sociopath.

Photos courtesy of Today, WENN, Fame/Flynet.

Last we heard from Lindsay Lohan, she was telling crack-lies about Elizabeth Taylor and I was predicting a cracktastrophe at some of the pre- and post-Oscar parties, especially the parties held at the Chateau Marmont, which is where LL is living now. Fortunately for Lindsay, I can’t find any stories about any crackie behavior around the Oscars. She flew to NYC yesterday, and the header photo is of LL last night in the city - you can see more pics of her looking ragged here.

LL is in NYC because she’s scheduled to host this week’s episode of Saturday Night Live. Will I watch it? I don’t know. Probably not. I like to sleep. LL’s publicity team (Dina and a bottle of a Cuervo) have been leaking all kinds of info about the SNL gig – Lindsay will apparently “do anything” the writers want her to do. But that’s not all – there’s also a rumor going around that LL will be giving a “major” interview to Matt Lauer on Thursday’s Today show.

Lindsay Lohan has just arrived in New York City to begin rehearsals for Saturday Night Live, which she will be hosting on March 3, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that the actress will also be interviewed on The Today Show this week.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, the 25-year-old is “very excited” to be hosting SNL. “Lindsay has been a longtime fan of Saturday Night Live and is incredibly excited to host the show and work with the amazing cast and writers,” her rep, Steve Honig told RadarOnline.com.

“Lindsay has agreed to go on The Today Show for a no holds barred interview. She has tremendous respect for Matt Lauer, who will most likely be doing the interview,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com. “Lindsay is a little nervous about hosting SNL, but that is to be expected. She is grateful for the opportunity and won’t let Lorne Michaels (executive producer of the show), down.”

The source says that Lindsay’s Today Show interview will air Thursday.

Last week, Lohan got a glowing report and praise from the judge handling her misdemeanor theft case. Judge Stephanie Sautner told Lindsay during the brief hearing that it looks like she has gotten “her life back on track.”

Furthermore, Lindsay is in the homestretch of her probation requirements, and once she completes the remaining 14 days of community service and 5 therapy sessions, she will have fullfilled all of the obligations from the Court and will no longer be required to report to her probation officer.

This could be the beginning of a comeback for Lohan, as she just inked a deal to play Liz Taylor in the Lifetime biopic television movie. Filming will begin in Canada in April.

“Lindsay knows she can be her own worst enemy at times, and she is really working at getting her life back on track and wants to be in the news for her acting skills, and nothing else,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com.

[From Radar]

Do you even believe that the Cracken is self-aware enough to know that “she can be her own worst enemy”? I don’t. I think LL got this SNL gig and she thinks, “I’m back, bitches! PARTY!!!” And we’ll see what she’s like in the Today interview – Matt Lauer made an enemy of Dina Lohan the last time Dina was on, and it wasn’t even like Lauer was being that hardcore. My prediction is that the Today interview will be more epic than the SNL gig.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan from two nights ago in Beverly Hills. I believe I linked to some of these yesterday, but that was before I realized that we had access to them. Can we talk about the Cracken’s current “look”? She looks every inch a budget, day-shift hooker, doesn’t she? Cheap wig/extensions, a nose collapsing from extensive cocaine usage, and that puffy face… damn.

Ever since the judge gave her such a glowing report in court this week, Lindsay has been out every night, partying like a crackhead. On Thursday night (these photos), she went to Domingo Zapata‘s Oscar Art Show held at Mr. C. Just Jared notes that after the event, “the 25-year-old actress attended the French-born billionaire investor Nicolas Berggruen‘s party at the Chateau Marmont, where Linds is staying.” Didn’t I tell you? Didn’t I? Bitch is staying at the Marmont, and she’s going to crack-hustle her way into every Oscar party held there.

Then last night, Lindsay went to the opening of a Terry Richardson exhibit. She wore a really cheap-looking little yellow dress – you can see those photos here. Considering Terry Richardson is pretty much the only major photographer still giving Lindsay a “chance,” I guess it was nice that she came out to support him. Terry also put this photo of Dina and her mother up on his “Diary”. Ugh.

And our final LL story of the day – LL is a crack liar. Shocking, I know. She told The Mail that Elizabeth Taylor “gave” her a ring shortly before Taylor died, and it’s something that LL “treasures.” I don’t even know where to begin:

Lindsay Lohan told me the late Elizabeth Taylor sent her a ring before she died.

‘I treasure it,’ she said when we discussed her forthcoming TV drama about the two-time Oscar-winning star’s titanic love affair with Richard Burton. ‘It came with this beautiful note, hand-written by Elizabeth Taylor, which was very encouraging about my work – and that work is something I should concentrate on,’ Lohan, 25, continued.

I couldn’t resist asking: How big was the diamond? She laughed and said: ‘It’s a costume ring! It has a cognac-coloured stone with precious stones set round it. After I was sent it, I put the ring, and the letter, away in a safe place so I wouldn’t lose it. But I took them out recently when I was asked to portray her. It’s a tiny connection to her.’

The Taylor-Burton television film is called Liz And Dick – although Elizabeth Taylor loathed being called Liz.

Lindsay explained how the film begins on the set of the film Cleopatra. ‘That’s where they fell in love – and I must have watched Cleopatra 500 times,’ she laughs. ‘OK, I’m exaggerating, but I have watched it dozens of times, and studied her performance in detail. I’ve also watched Who’s Afraid Of Virginia Woolf? A lot of people felt that film echoed her tumultuous relationship with Richard.’

Lindsay (who like Taylor, was a child star — first achieving fame at the age of 11 in The Parent Trap) has yet to decide whether she will dye her blonde hair dark for the role, or wear wigs.

‘We’re discussing all of that, and I’m working with a make-up designer who worked with her,’ she told me. She’ll wear contact lenses to match Elizabeth’s famously violet eyes.
And she’s looking forward to getting back on a film set.

‘I like the structure,’ she said. ‘You have to be there in the morning, so that means you can’t go out the night before. I’ve learnt a lot of lessons, and that’s one of them,’ she said, as she waltzed off into the LA night air to pick up her car.

[From The Mail]

Same crack lies, different day. Do you think Elizabeth really sent her a costume piece? Do you think Elizabeth sent her a lovely note? I don’t. I think it’s all crack lies. As for LL’s casting – I can’t even. I’m not going to get worked up about it right now, because I’m thinking that LL will mess it up somehow and she’ll end up getting kicked off the film. Why waste the energy?

The Mail’s reporter also asked LL about the judge’s recent praise, and her strict probation, and LL said, “I’m happy about what happened. I realize how important it is not to muck this up. This is my chance to get on with my life.” BITCH PLEASE.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Terry’s Diary.

Lindsay Lohan was in court today. Do we have to talk about this court appearance endlessly? It wasn’t her first, and it won’t be her last. Surprisingly enough, even with all of the cracked-out Terry Richardson photo shoots and trainwreck appearances in NYC, Lindsay managed to complete her community service hours this month at the morgue (where she gets all of her fashion tips). As for the fashion… look, we’ve totally seen worse from LL. Yes, this seafoam-green (??) minidress isn’t appropriate for court, but it’s not completely INappropriate either. Her lips are still jacked. She’s wearing candy-colored lipstick. Oh… wait… I think I just got it. Is she channeling 1960s Liz Taylor? Is that it? You know this crackhead plans her court outfits according to a very specific crackie system. I really think this ensemble is somehow related to Liz Taylor.

Anyway, here’s what went down with the judge:

Lindsay Lohan just got yet another rave review from Judge Stephanie Sautner during her probation progress report hearing this AM — as Sautner proudly announced, “You’re in the home stretch!”

Sautner was impressed — that for the 3rd time in a row, Lindsay completed her required community service and therapy sessions.

Sautner gushed, “You seem to be getting your life back on track.”

Lindsay has ONE MORE progress hearing set for March 29th — by which date she must complete her final 14 days of community service at the L.A. County morgue, and 5 more therapy sessions.

If she stays on track, Lindsay will be placed on informal probation, meaning all she has to do is obey all laws.

Then again, that’s been a tall order in the past.

TMZ obtained a copy of Lindsay’s latest probation progress report …and according to the document she still owes $3500 in community service fees related to the jewelry theft case. The original debt was $3900.

[From TMZ]

Do you think she keep everything (relatively) together for one more month? Oscar weekend is going to be hard for her, you know. There will probably be LOTS of parties at the Marmont, which is LL’s current home. Ten bucks says she gets into some kind of crack shenanigans this weekend. TEN BUCKS. But even then, it won’t matter. The California legal system has wiped their hands of the Cracken. They just want her out of the system.

Update – video! She looks like hell here. Is that a wig?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

On Sunday, it was announced that Lindsay Lohan would be hosting an episode of Saturday Night Live in early March. The announcement spelled crack disaster for one and for all, and I can’t even imagine what Lorne Michaels was even thinking. Lindsay, of course, used the promise of this gig to begin her cracked-out re-launch. God, how many re-launches has this crackhead had? She screws it up every single time. She’ll mess up, she’ll claim that she’s changed, she’ll try to re-launch herself and then she messes up again. Rinse and tweak and repeat. Anyway, this is what Team Crackie pushed to Radar yesterday:

With Lindsay Lohan’s legal woes seemingly coming to an end, the actress is ready to step back in front of the camera and get back to work, and on March 3, she’ll be hosting Saturday Night Live, and her rep tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that she is very excited about appearing on the revered NBC late night show.

“Lindsay has been a longtime fan of Saturday Night Live and is incredibly excited to host the show and work with the amazing cast and writers,” her rep, Steve Honig tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Lindsay will appear in a Los Angeles courtroom this week for a progress hearing in her misdemeanor theft case and will receive a glowing report.

The Mean Girls star, 25, has completed 15 days of court ordered community service at the Los Angeles County Morgue, and 5 therapy sessions, as part of her probation requirements stemming from her no contest plea in the necklace theft case.

“Lindsay is on track and doing very well in fulfilling all terms of her probation, completing her community service at the morgue and her therapy. She is focused and committed to putting this part of her life behind her,” a source close to the actress tells RadarOnline.com.

This could be the beginning of a long anticipated comeback that Lohan and her fans have anticipated. “Lindsay just wants to get back to work. She is almost done with her community service and she is ahead of schedule in finishing before the March 29 deadline. Talks are still underway for her to play Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime biopic movie, and she is hopeful that the deal will be signed soon,” an insider tells RadarOnline.com.

[From Radar]

First of all, I guess we’re not supposed to even notice or remark on the cognitive dissonance of being told that the Cracken is doing SO MUCH BETTER and actually seeing her drugged-out, cracked-out appearance at the amFAR gala, and hearing stories about how crazy she was acting. Anyway, I wanted to make a note of that Radar article because that was published early Monday morning – and the claim was that Lohan was still “in talks” to play Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime movie. Nevermind that Crackie has been telling everybody that she’s got the part and never mind the Terry Richardson photos where LL poses in a Liz Taylor sweatshirt. So, just hours later, Access Hollywood reported this:

Lindsay Lohan has more than just her upcoming hosting gig on “Saturday Night Live” to celebrate – she’s scored the role of Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime TV movie, “Liz and Dick,” a source tells Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush.

But, there is one legal-related caveat: Lindsay needs to stay on the right side of court.

According to the source, if Lohan continues to stick to the judge’s orders, as she has been doing, she will be playing the “Cleopatra” beauty in the Lifetime made-for-TV film about the late actress.

The project, helmed by producer Larry Thompson, has been in development since May 2011.

Following a string of recent legal woes, the 25-year-old appeared in the January/February issue of Playboy. She was last seen on the big screen in “Machete” in 2010 and on the small screen in 2009’s TV movie “Labor Pains.”

She will host “Saturday Night Live” on March 3. Jack White will be the musical guest.
Lohan is due back in court on February 22.

[From Access Hollywood]

A source tells Billy Bush? Did the source smell like tequila and delusion, because this sounds like a maneuver by Mother Crackhead. Outlets are running with this story as a confirmation that LL has gotten the part. I’ll wait for THR or Variety, you know?

Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson’s Diary, PCN, Love Magazine.

From my understanding, Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels are two of the few people in the industry willing to give Lindsay Lohan a chance. Tina has always been a Cracken apologist, ever since she and Lindsay worked together on Mean Girls. As for Lorne Michael, who is still running Saturday Night Live… well, God knows. Maybe he just takes Tina’s word for it. In any case, it was just announced that Lindsay is going to host a March episode of Saturday Night Live. Seriously? Who thinks this is a good idea? Who thinks that this doesn’t have “OMG CRACK DISASTER” written all over it?

She may not be landing big screen roles at the moment, but Lindsay Lohan has just nabbed a major gig!

On March 3, the 25-year-old will make her return to Saturday Night Live where she will host for the evening. Jack White will be the musical guest.

This will be Lohan’s fourth time on the NBC late night show — her first since 2006.

The SNL producers should have a ton of material to work with, beings that Lohan has been through a lot since she last hit the stage in NYC’s Rockefeller Center.

In November, Lohan checked in and out of jail (her fifth sentence overall) in under five hours due to crowding. Currently, she is serving the terms of her probation ordered to her by Los Angeles judge Stephanie Sautner, who told the star last month, “keep doing what you’re doing. You appear to be doing very well.”

When Lohan appears in court this Wednesday, she is expected to have completed an additional 15 days of community service at the morgue and five more psychotherapy sessions. If Lohan continues to fulfill her court-ordered obligations, her probation will end March 29.

[From Us Weekly]

So her probation won’t even be done by then, and she’ll be flying to NYC and staying in some hotel for a whole week while SNL is writing skits for her, and she rehearses and stuff. One whole week with professional actors, comedians, writers and producers, all of that attention focused on Lindsay and her crack shenanigans. Ten bucks says she won’t even be able to keep it together until then. Even if she manages to get to NYC, her first call will be to her Manhattan dealer and then all bets are off.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN.

Here are even more Terry Richardson photos of Lindsay Lohan. I guess these are some outtakes from her Love Magazine photo shoot? In which she looked busted and cheap and she wore an Elizabeth Taylor sweatshirt and hoped that producers would instantly recognize that SHE is the only one who could possibly play Liz? I didn’t have the heart to post all of the Love Magazine photos – you can see the rest of them here, but BEWARE! Some of the shots are NSFW, as they contain butt cheek and other cracked-out body parts. I think Linnocent is aiming for “sexy” but she just looks like a really haggard call girl who needs a nap.

If that wasn’t enough, Uncle Terry and the Cracken have been spending a lot of time partying together lately, and, of course, Uncle Terry has put photos up on his Diary. He snapped pics of Lindsay at the amFAR gala, and at some party for Purple Magazine a few nights ago. This is after his spectacularly busted photo shoot with LL at the Marmont last week. Yikes.

And the final problem – Terry Richardson is now doing photo shoots with Ali Lohan. That’s so… sad. Depressing. Sketchy. Tragic. Also: what the hell is Ali doing to her face? She’s going to her sister’s lip injection guy, right?

Photos courtesy of Lohan’s Tumblr and Terry’s Diary.

When we last saw Lindsay Lohan, she was an epic crackie trainwreck at the amFAR gala in NYC last week. Dina Lohan even dropped a hint to Us Weekly that the Family Lohan was in NYC for all of New York Fashion Week. So why did Lindsay fly home to Los Angeles over the weekend? These are pics of her arrival in LA – she looks like she took a shower and… like she’s trying to look “brainy.” What’s with the thick black glasses? I have no idea. My guess is that she’s trying to look “professional” and “serious” so that producers won’t think she’s a crackhead and they’ll give her the part of Elizabeth Taylor. I guess that’s why she left NYC too – she doesn’t want to be a mess in New York around all of those journalists. Is she really that self-aware, though? Doubtful.

Anyway, there are a few new Linnocent stories today. You know how LL didn’t pay her taxes for 2009? Guess what? She didn’t pay them for 2010 either. Her accountant must be smoking crack too.

Lindsay Lohan and tax liens go together like Lindsay Lohan and arrests, probation violation hearings, lawsuits, mug shots and see-through shirts … that is to say, very well.

Seems LiLo has given Uncle Sam the slip one more time. According to docs filed yesterday at the L.A. County Recorder’s Office, Lindsay never paid federal income taxes for 2010 … to the tune of $140,203.30.

As TMZ previously reported, Lindsay never cut the government a check for the $93,701.57 she was supposed to pay in federal taxes for 2009 either.

So far, no comment from Lohan … but she previously blamed her accountants for the 2009 debacle … so it’s probably safe to say they’re gonna get the blame for the 2010 screw up as well.

[From TMZ]

Wait, she owes $140,203? Someone do the math and figure out how much she made (on the books) in 2010 – what would it be, like less than $400,000? That’s interesting, I guess. Does she have to pay taxes on her international call girl income? Does she have to pay taxes on the money the paparazzi give her for showing up somewhere so they can get photos?

In other LL news, Page Six had this interesting piece this morning:

Lindsay Lohan is rebuilding her movie career, but she’s still a hit in the art world. Domingo Zapata has just sold a piece of artwork comprised of Polaroid pictures of Lohan for more than $100,000.

Zapata, who shot the images in his studio at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, is believed to have sold the work through the Hus Gallery to a prominent British collector.

The creation comprises four pictures of a platinum blond LiLo with a sultry look, and embellished with paint into an Adam and Eve story of original sin and the words, “An Apple . . . that I like . . . with a bite out of it. Adam and Eve changed mankind forever . . . started SIN . . . it was a plain simple apple hanging from a tree. Then the world changed for all of us.”

Lohan was spotted with Zapata, who lives in the Bowery Hotel penthouse, as well as her sister Ali and brother Michael shopping at Blue & Cream on the Bowery. Sources say Zapata picked up the tab for clothes for a “future shoot.”

[From Page Six]

LL always gets someone else to pay the bills, or she just crack-heists whatever she wants. I’m betting that LL thinks she’s entitled to that $100,000 too, don’t you? “That’s my face, you should give the money to me! I’m living ART!” Who is the dumbass buying the artwork though? Yikes.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.