I’m sorry for two Lindsay Lohan stories today, but I just couldn’t resist this latest news. Page Six is reporting that Lindsay Lohan is just about to get kicked out of her digs at the Chateau Marmont hotel. Hotel staff are annoyed at her comings and goings at all hours of the night:

Lindsay shocked her accountants by running up a $1,000,000 bill at the Chateau Marmount last year. Why doesn’t she just buy a house? There was another story that Lindsay spent another million on clothing alone when she easily could have been comped many of the luxury brands she wears.

There’s also a report from a “Herbie: Fully Loaded” crew member that claims that Lindsay was as much of a lazy brat on that set as she’s been publically chastized for on her latest film.

The way Lindsay is going she’s going to spend all her cash on purses and hotel rooms and will have such a bad reputation in the industry that she won’t be able to get another job. Maybe she gets her drugs for free though.

Here’s Lindsay having a little upskirt accident and shopping. [via] and [via]

Lindsay Lohan just can’t slow down. The girl loves talking about herself, and she really likes looking at herself too. She told I-d Magazine that she doesn’t read the tabloids, but she does look at her own pictures. Big surprise:

[from the September, 2006 issue of I-d Magazine, print edition]

One of those “things” is put out a book of photographs of herself and her friends, including Karl Lagerfeld, who she brags about knowing, She talks about charity, too, but it’s doubtful she’ll ever get to it with all the other crap she’s planning:

She goes on to talk about her plans to visit Iraq while channeling Marilyn Monroe.

This girl is so full of shit. She admitted as much this week by saying that she “says things that aren’t true a lot.” That’s called lying, Lindsay! Is everyone else as sick of this girl’s bullshit as I am?

Britain’s The Sun reports that Lindsay plans to open a tattoo parlor in LA! Let’s hope this isn’t true:

Lindsay, girl, slow down. You’re going to burn out more than your voice.

Here is Lindsay in I-d Magazine, courtesy of Linds-Lo.com

Lindsay Lohan wrote an e-mail to gossip mogul Perez Hilton damning the hoards of paparrazi that follow her everywhere. Before you question the authenticity of the e-mail, Perez has hung out with Lohan. He also works out of a Hollywood coffee shop that stars frequent, and just saw Lohan on Wednesday morning. Her grammar isn’t that great, but she’s probably dashing off the message on her Blackberry while surrounded by photographers:

The paparrazi are going too far if some kids almost got hit.

So Lindsay feels sorry for herself? Judging from the amount of photographs of Lindsay that hit the ‘net on a daily basis, she must have a hard time just getting away from it all.

She seems torn between loving the publicity and nightlife and wanting to have a little peace and quiet. She certainly plays to the cameras when it’s to her advantage.

Maybe if she quit showing up for every event she could stem her popularity just enough to get some precious alone time. It might do wonders for her credibility, too.

A new editorial claims Lindsay is headed for Tara Reid country and that she’s the one who courts disaster. We have to agree:

Slow down, Lindsay, and the paparazzi will too. You don’t need to be roadkill.

Here is Lohan at the Saturn X Games kickoff party on 8/2. I don’t know who the guy is that she’s posing with, but some of you probably do. [via]

Lindsay Lohan probably thinks it’s cute or whatever to wear her Pink Taco boyfriend’s undershirt out in public for all the paparrazi to see. She could have fit one of those white diaphanous shirts she likes to wear into one of her giant purses for the day after, but it was already stuffed full with three bikinis.

Lohan is probably going to have to give a statement in the suit against her mother, Dina, who is being sued for switching Lohan’s record label to get a more high-profile deal. Now that Lohan’s music and acting career is taking a nosedive, that settlement is going to be worth a lot less.

Here is Lohan looking all busy and unable to balance her accessories while gleefully showing off her store-bought goodies. Her shirt isn’t as see-through as Jessica Simpson’s, but she’s working with what was in her boyfriend’s closet.

When I reported on the scathing letter Lohan received from the production studio head of her latest film, I said, “Lohan has become a parody of herself and will have a steady career of increasingly more embarassing endorsements if she doesn’t slow down and focus on her acting. Oh wait – she can sing too, right?”

She can sing, but her music career has fallen prey to her partying ways, too. The British arm of her record label has given her the boot because her single tanked in the UK. Lindsay’s blamed for the failure since she couldn’t be bothered to go to England for promotion:

Oops Lindsay, better concentrate on your career instead of how good you look to the paparrazi.

Here is Lindsay kick-boxing on the beach this weekend. Her trainer looks perplexed and a bit scared. That little firecracker might just hurt him if he’s not careful.

Pictures [via]

It seems like we’ve seen these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in a bikini before, but she always seems to be in a bikini, and she changes them to let us know that the pictures are new. She must love skipping rocks, doing pushups, and frolicking in the Malibu surf for the paparrazi while fully made up. Look, she’s even got a new camera. Maybe some of the hoards of photographers around her can give her some tips on how to get those perfect candids.

Lohan’s hard-partying mother, Dina, has defended her daughter’s constant exhaustion on set, saying she has asthma and that’s why she sounds like a 70 year-old woman when she talks and has no endurance on the job:

Well, everyone is happy now and maybe Lindsay will be able to get some much-needed water on set. She certainly lives in it when she’s at home.

Pictures [via]

Lindsay Lohan got a harsh letter from the CEO of the production company running her latest film, “Georgia Rule,” that makes it clear that her bosses aren’t buying the “heat exhaustion” excuse. I initially believed that Lohan was working every day and just had to go to the hospital once for whatever reason, because I’m gullible like that and there are plenty of pictures of her on set. It turns out that Lohan skipped a entire day of work and planned not to go in the next day, either.

Lohan’s bosses are pissed that she showed up late to work a bunch of times and held up filming for a day, since
it costs big bucks to keep all those actors hydrated and gaffers fed. They sent a letter to the hotel she stays at last Wednesday.

This letter hit the Internet, thanks to The Smoking Gun, on Thursday. Instead of staying at home, maybe renting a movie or buying shit on eBay, Lohan was out partying again this weekend, and she didn’t just stay close to home.

She went to Vegas with her boyfriend of one whole month and was seen at Jeff Beacher’s variety show. She was photographed flashing her trademark peace sign.

Lohan has become a parody of herself and will have a steady career of increasingly more embarassing endorsements if she doesn’t slow down and focus on her acting. Oh wait – she can sing too, right?

Lohan is shown at the show in question in Vegas on Saturday. She is also seen outside of The Ivy restaurant with her boyfriend, Harry Morton, who seems to think that a pack of cigarettes can shield him from the paparrazi.

Lohan and Morton got new tattoos in the wee hours of the morning last week, but they didn’t pull a Scary Spice ‘n Eddie Murphy, and opted instead for trite symbols that will last much longer than their relationship.

Pictures [via]

Lindsay Lohan, the hardest working cokehead in show business, had to be rushed to the emergency room for like the 15th time after getting heat stroke on the set of her film, “Georgia Rule.”

I believe she was affected by the heat. I also believe she cut her foot on a teacup after taking a shower. Whether any of these hospitalizations were influenced by substance abuse we may never know.

She’s been with that guy Harry for nearly a month and his time’s just about up if she’s showing up at parties in bikinis. It also can’t work to his favor that he doesn’t drink or do lines. You can’t change Lindsay Morgan Lohan.

Here is Lohan outside of the Ivy restaurant on 7/23 and on the set of “Georgia Rule” on 7/18. She’s acting all cat-like, stretching and spreading her legs. You can tell the exhaustion is just about to set in. [via]

Lindsay Lohan is recanting her accusation that Paris Hilton is somehow responsible for the nasty missives that were sent to Lindsay’s friends from her hacked Blackberry. Paris probably figured out Lindsay’s password and sent the messages, which sound just like Paris’ hate-filled idiocy, but Lindsay can’t prove it and doesn’t want to deal with getting sued.

Defamer has an eyewitness who claims that Paris complained loudly to her entourage that “firecrotch” was calling her “again” and sent two calls from Lindsay to voicemail.

Poor Lindsay needs a gal pal or a trusty hairdresser who can keep up with her. She’s wearing out her f*** buddies quickly and doesn’t have anyone to have a raspy chat with.

Lindsay attended Jeremy Piven’s birthday party in two different flesh-colored bikinis. There are several things wrong with her outfits. In the pictures of other party-goers she seems to be the only wearing a bikini. Does she really need the attention that badly? She also managed to chose swimwear in two colors that are completely unflattering to her skintone. I’m also a fair-skinned strawberry blonde and I know better than to wear pink or light tan. It just makes her looked washed up. I mean washed out. Then again, maybe she was going for that nude look.

Pictures [via]

Someone was sending nasty text messages to Lindsay Lohan’s friends, and the messages sounded suspiciously like Paris Hilton’s junior-high put downs. Paris has denied being the culprit because of course she couldn’t hack anything. It’s possible she figured out the password or had someone help her, though:

Whatever. Like we really care about either of these two anymore. They’re fun to watch in a car-crash kind of way.

Hilton says that “certain girls use [her]” to get attention. As if she’s not the one clamouring for attention all the time:

There’s something seriously wrong with talking about yourself in the third person. Paris is non-confrontational. She’s so non-confrontational she has to make up stories about fights she’s had with other girl celebrities and try to spread them around. Those girls must have wanted attention so badly that they psychically willed Paris to involve them in fantasy fights.

Here’s Paris with her sister Nicky in some older bikini candids and doing recent promotion for her single in Costa d’en Blanes and Palma de Mallorca on July 23 and 22. [via]