President Obama sent Zooey Deschanel a birthday card. WTF? [ICYDK]
Snooki without makeup. [IDLITW]
Nick Cannon is out of the hospital and doing better. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lauren Scruggs is also out of the hospital. [CDAN]
Jennifer Lopez & her facially challenged boyfriend are tweeting. [Amy Grindhouse]
Bei Ling still exists, looks drunk. [Moe Jackson]
If Newt Gingrich touched my nose, I would slap the hell out of him. [The Frisky]
Rick Perry is a quitter! [Gawker]
Sandra Bullock & little Louis! [INFDaily]
Heather Locklear & Jack Wagner are meeting with prosecutors. [Radar]
Kelly Osbourne thinks she‘s being bullied. [Life & Style]
Old Navy is fighting with Kim Kardashian now. [PopBytes]
Channing Tatum looking… meh. [Hollywood Rag]
This puppy-filled commercial is one of the cutest things ever. [LimeLife]
Michelle Obama covers More Magazine. [Celebs]
Ew, why do people get Britney Spears tatts? [CityRag]
Gina Carano is really pretty! [Starpulse]

Kelly Brook models New Look underwear, looks hot. I love her body. [The Blemish]
Rachel McAdams in a cute coat, with her hair looking slightly better. [LaineyGossip]
Blind items: Tim Tebow isn‘t so virtuous? [Dlisted]
Why The Dark Knight Rises won‘t be an epic fail. [Pajiba]
Reese Witherspoon‘s casual outfit: hate the vest, love the jeans. [Pop Sugar]
Jennifer Lopez gets pap‘d with her facially challenged boo. [Celebuzz]
Rachel Zoe‘s son Skylar is getting so big! [I’m Not Obsessed]
Vintage Tim DeKay. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
More stuff about Johnny Depp & Vanessa Paradis. [Evil Beet]
Dear Romola Garei: NOOOooooooooo. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kelly Brook with a KITTEH!!! [Yeeeah]
Speaking of kitties, here‘s one who dances as she goes up the stairs. [Jezebel]
Rosie O‘Donnell: Tom Cruise isn‘t gay because he races cars. [Videogum]
Katy Perry might want to get back with Russell Brand. [Celebslam]
God, Rihanna‘s body is amazing. [Bossip]
Matt Bomer is so, so pretty. [A Socialite Life]

Kate Winslet & Ned RockNRoll are totally twinsies! [INFDaily]
Amber Heard‘s golden globes at the Golden Globes (after-party). [IDLITW]
Nahla looks so much like Gabriel Aubry in this pic. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
An open letter to Bruce Jenner and his surgery scars. [CDAN]
Once again, Jessica Simpson is DUE IN SPRING. [ICYDK]
I‘m still hoping this Zooey Deschanel Allure cover is a joke. [Amy Grindhouse]
Hello, Dita Von Teese. I don‘t like your hair. [Moe Jackson]
Carey Mulligan doesn‘t go online and read crap about herself. [The Frisky]
OMG, Burger King might delivery?!?!? Yes. Please. [Gawker]
Taylor Armstrong is a mess, obviously. [Radar]
Kim Richards still looks drunk to me. [Life & Style]
Brian Williams hates Lana del Rey. [PopBytes]
Eva Longoria without drag queen makeup – better, actually. [Hollywood Rag]
Adele is NOT a homewrecker, although her new boyfriend has baggage. [LimeLife]
Michael Fassbender interview. He‘s wearing a suit & his hair is long. *drool* [Celebs]
More celebrities smoking pot. [CityRag]
Internet Blackout tomorrow? Do I have to work, CB? [Bitten and Bound]
Review of Haywire, with my Fassy. [Starpulse]

- Who had the worst Botox face last night? [Dramarama]
- What is Rihanna smoking? [The Daily Wh.at]
- Elton John vs. Madonna [D-Listed]
- The 20 biggest second week movie drops in history [Pajiba]
- Globes after party photos. Miranda Kerr’s rack is insane [Popsugar]
- Cameron Diaz’s new hair and boobs look – pretty? [Celebuzz]
- Jennifer Hudson’s bad wig [I’m Not Obsessed]
- William H. Macy in his underwear: hot? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Courtney Stodden goes jogging in her underwear, has a bodyguard [Radar]
- A supposedly recent photo of Lamar Odom sitting with a chick between his legs [The Blemish]
- Justin Bieber dyed his hair dark! [Evil Beet]
- Working out helps you eat less chocolate. [Jezebel]
- Awesome virtual dressing room. When and where can I get this?! [Videogum]
- Eva Longoria without makeup [Celebslam]
- Nina Dobrev celebrates her birthday [Socialite's Life]

Heather Locklear was hospitalized after mixing booze & pills. [IDLITW]
LOL, Madonna is such an a–hole. [Dlisted]
God, I can‘t wait to see Haywire. Mother may I have some Fassy? [Pajiba]
Reese Witherspoon‘s jeans look weird. Are they baggy skinny jeans? [Pop Sugar]
Harvey Weinstein throwing more support to Michelle Williams? [LaineyGossip]
Katherine Heigl wants to adopt again. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Here‘s more about Beyonce‘s hospital room. [CDAN]
Harper Seven Beckham is seriously chubby & seriously adorable. [Celebuzz]
Tila Tequila still exists, wants to be Jewish. [The Blemish]
Um, is it okay if I don‘t like Hugh Laurie‘s singing voice? [Evil Beet]
Lea Michele is the new face of Candie‘s. [Amy Grindhouse]
Miranda Kerr has really nice hair, right? [Moe Jackson]
Paula Deen is diabetic! The Enquirer reported that a while ago. [The Frisky]
I never realized that Evan Rachel Wood had such small boobs. [Yeeeah]
The French courts (!!!) allowed the baby name “Daemon” to go through. [Jezebel]
Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz & baby Leo. [ICYDK]
Tim Tebow strips down to his underwear for Jesus. [A Socialite Life]

Honest question: is Alec Baldwin wearing a rug? [Go Fug Yourself]
Oh no! Adele is still smoking. [Life & Style]
Calvin Klein and his…er, “boy-toy” are on a break. [Gawker]
Still don‘t get the Bar Refaeli thing. She’s busted. [INFDaily]
Stacy Keibler doesn‘t allow George Clooney to prank her. [Videogum]
A really bad photo of Princess Beatrice. [Celebslam]
Amber Rose cries famewhore tears. [Bossip]
Sh-t Nobody Says. [OMG Blog]
Kylie Minogue tweets about Olivier & Halle‘s engagement. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kat Dennings looks terrible. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kim Richards is out of rehab. [Radar]
Hooker photos of the day. [Hollywood Rag]
Man wins $1 million lottery – AGAIN. [LimeLife]
Michelle Wiliams covers Vogue Germany. [Celebs]
OMG BABY SLOTHS. [CityRag]
Ke$ha shaved part of her head. [Bitten and Bound]
You have to look at Steve Carell in these photos. Seriously. [Starpulse]

I like Jessica Chastain and she’s definitely not like Rooney Mara. That being said, I find her rather bland in the personality & styling department. Her dress is Zac Posen, btw! [LaineyGossip]
Ian Somerhalder is casual, pretty. [A Socialite Life]
Blind items: LeAnn Rimes & Dean Sheremet had an open marriage? [Dlisted]
Jon Stewart blasts CNN, for good reason. [Pajiba]
I would love it if Leo DiCaprio was secretly gay with this dude. [Pop Sugar]
Kelly Brook covers up her moneymakers. [IDLITW]
Jennifer Garner & Marla Sokoloff hang out – remember when Marla dated James Franco? How weird was that? [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
50 Cent is an a–hole. [CDAN]
Pippa Middleton has a pair of pink pants. [Celebuzz]
Kim Kardashian‘s replacement – a dog. [The Blemish]
YIKES. What is going on with Britney in this photo? [Evil Beet]
Annalynne McCord talks about the controversy she manufactured. [Amy Grindhouse]
A preview of the new season of 30 Rock! [Moe Jackson]
Controversy over traditional Hindu swastika earrings. [The Frisky]
Some people are saying that Sienna Miller IS engaged. [Yeeeah]
Maggie Gyllenhaal is an effective advocate for Planned Parenthood. [Jezebel]
Rosie O‘Donnell and her latest fiancée. [ICYDK]

Okay, Dolly Parton is fabulous, but her face is kind of ridiculous at this point. Stop doing that to yourself, Dolly! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Charlize Theron looks less Botoxy in green. [Go Fug Yourself]
How do you define “illin’”? A lexicology debate. [Gawker]
Halle Berry let Olivier Martinez out of the house again. [INFDaily]
Sh-t Gay Guys Say To Their Cats. [Videogum]
The Cracken got another tattoo. [Celebslam]
Blu Cantrell talks about Blue Ivy. [Bossip]
Anna Wintour is getting an award for her love of gay dudes. [OMG Blog]
Brooke Burke is a vampire, I‘m pretty sure. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Russell Brand takes off his ring in a new video. [Radar]
Katy Perry backs out of the People‘s Choice Awards. [Life & Style]
I have never heard of Neon Hitch, but here‘s her new song. [PopBytes]
Shakira in red in Switzerland. [Hollywood Rag]
The Girl Scouts introduce a new lemon-flavored cookie. [LimeLife]
Gary Oldman interview in Palm Springs. [Celebs]
Sh-t Straight Girls Say To Lesbians. [CityRag]
Snoop Dogg is my generation‘s Willie Nelson. [Bitten and Bound]
Jennifer Lopez Q&A. [Starpulse]

Demi Moore & Miley Cyrus‘s new movie, LOL: Laughing Out Loud, looks like a clichéd nightmare. [Celebuzz]
Beyonce & Jay-Z are pulling some Rosemary‘s Baby crap. [Dlisted]
These Mad Men gifs should brighten your day. [Pajiba]
Beyonce & Jay-Z‘s bodyguards put the hospital on lockdown. [LaineyGossip]
George Clooney & Stacy Keibler head to NYC. [Pop Sugar]
Ashley Greene looks like Zooey Deschanel in these ads. [IDLITW]
Lisa Loeb is expecting again. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kim Kardashian‘s latest a–hole move. [CDAN]
Taye Diggs was born with 12 fingers. Seriously. [The Blemish]
Russell Brand has been uninvited to the People‘s Choice Awards. [Evil Beet]
LeAnn Rimes‘s bikini of the day. [Amy Grindhouse]
Craig David is a steroid monster. [Moe Jackson]
S–t Guys Say That Turn Us On. [The Frisky]
Another weird photo shoot from Lady Gaga. [Yeeeah]
Axe Body Spray. For Women. [Jezebel]
Melissa McCarthy probably won‘t do the Bridesmaids sequel either. [ICYDK]
Oh, hello Joshua Jackson. You look handsome. [A Socialite Life]

Gerard Butler is no Fassy, but I‘ll still take him. [A Socialite Life]
Neil Patrick Harris gets molested on The Price is Right. [Dlisted]
An open letter to Swifty, from a disgruntled fan of Les Miserables. [Pajiba]
Angelina & the boys shop for the Empress‘s seventh b-day. [Pop Sugar]
Olivia Wilde‘s new haircut & color is meh. [Celebuzz]
Why does Vanessa Hudgens keep getting pap‘d? [Go Fug Yourself]
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks skinnier, Botoxier. [Celebslam]
This David O. Russell story is just disturbing. [Yeeeah]
This commercial does not make me want to watch the Oscars. [Jezebel]
Kim Kardashian throws shade at Amber Rose. [Bossip]
Ricky Martin is on Glee. Ugh. [OMG Blog]
Isaac Mizrahi is a married man! Mazel tov. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Meg Ryan looks less jacked. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Ricky Gervais is making it sound like he‘s going to just yell at people. [ICYDK]
No one is tuning into American Idol to see Ryan Seacrest, IMO. [CDAN]
Drew Barrymore actually sent out an “engagement portrait” to media outlets. [Radar]
Creepy/funny videos of the day. [The Blemish]
Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes look bored together. [Evil Beet]
Here are exclusive photos of Beyonce last night. Look at that pillow!!! [INFDaily]