Katie Holmes’s new Bobbi Brown ad. She looks good and different, but she doesn’t really look like herself? [Life & Style]
Gabby Giffords is launching a gun control PAC. Good for her. [Jezebel]
More bad news for Pippa Middleton’s book sales. [IDLYITW]
10 Outrageous Facts About Your Aunt Flo. [The Frisky]
Yeeeah is getting a facelift and some ‘Tox, much like Megan Fox. [Yeeeah]
Raise your hand if you think 50 Cent actually WROTE his book. [Bitten & Bound]
Justin Bartha has a new girlfriend and she’s not an Olsen. [Celebslam]
Rihanna & Karrueche Tran are still fighting. Sigh. [Bossip]
Mariah Carey is still acting like she’s scared of Nicki Minaj. [Amy Grindhouse]
MTV’s new hit Buckwild is totally scripted. SHOCK. [Reality Tea]
Kim Kardashian offers some stretch mark advice. Bitch, please. [I'm Not Obsessed]
John Cusack looks kind of rough. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Kevin Smith or Mel Gibson could have directed Good Will Hunting. [The Loop]
The happiest Simon Cowell has ever been in his life. [CityRag]
Jessica Simpson & Eric Johnson on the beach with Maxi. [INFDaily]
Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag are trying to get attention again. [PopBytes]
Transgender model Andrej Pejic covers Elle Mag. [Limelife]
Jennifer Lawrence’s full VF pictorial. [Hollywood Rag]

Happy birthday, Blue Ivy! BIC turns 1 year old today. [Pop Sugar]
British Vogue is slyly demeaning to Duchess Kate. Haha. [LaineyGossip]
Brenda Song & Trace Cyrus are still a thing. [Dlisted]
The Fanning sisters wear cute cat-hats! [Buzzfeed]
The redband trailer for Hansel & Gretel. This looks awful. [Pajiba]
Uruguay’s Pres. Mujica seems like a total badass. [Gawker]
Nancy Pelosi will be on the series finale of 30 Rock. [ICYDK]
Analysis of Diane Lane’s lace dress in Palm Springs. [Go Fug Yourself]
Will Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris have a baby? Ugh. [The Blemish]
Recap of Downton Abbey! I’m surprised that Lady Mary is back to being a major bitch after the war. I did not see that coming. [A Socialite Life]
Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher are still together, still wearing sweats. [Evil Beet]
More bad news if you dislike Jay Leno. [CDAN]
Matt Dallas comes out of the closet. [Wonderwall]
Sean Parker & his fiancée welcomed their first baby. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Megan Fox has an itty-bitty booty. [Popoholic]
Will Meryl Streep play Hillary Clinton? Epic. [Moe Jackson]
This instillation piece is… um… WTF? [OMG Blog]
Bethenny Frankel filed for divorce! [Starcasm]

Chloe Sevigny’s giant furry coat wins 2013. Pack it up, bitches! [LaineyGossip]
Ooooh, now I want Barney Frank to run in the special Massachusetts election to replace John Kerry!! HUZZAH. [Gawker]
Kelly Clarkson lost 18 pounds in one month! Damn. [ICYDK]
Candice Swanepoel looks different in real clothes. [Moe Jackson]
Tina Fey has a new movie! And there’s a trailer! [I'm Not Obsessed]
Rita Ora looks sort of like Axl Rose here. [Go Fug Yourself]
Sienna Miller’s full Harper’s Bazaar UK pictorial. [Yeeeah]
Krysten Ritter for the lead in 50 Shades of Grey? Eh. [IDLYITW]
Kit Harrington’s weird Interview Mag pictorial. [OMG Blog]
Read about Iceland’s crazy baby-naming system. So weird! [Starcasm]
Anderson Cooper put something gross in his mouth. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Casper Smart wants to get J.Lo pregnant. [Dramarama/The Loop]
NY has a DeLorean Taxi!! [CityRag]
Anne Hathaway looks like she’s wearing a blanket. [INFDaily]
I have to admit… I’m a Bruno Mars fan. [PopBytes]
NeNe Leakes is back with her ex-husband. [Life & Style]
Have we talked about Milla Jovovich’s outie belly button? [Hollywood Rag]

50 Shades of BS casting rumors are centering on Chris Hemsworth. Er. [A Socialite Life]
Joseph Gordon Levitt is the new RDJ/Chris Pine/Tom Hiddleston. [LaineyGossip]
Tamara Ecclestone, drunk bitch on NYE. [Dlisted]
Bo Obama = the best Easter Bunny ever. [Buzzfeed]
Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr are facing another round of breakup rumors. [Pop Sugar]
Review of The Atheist’s Guide to Christmas. [Pajiba]
Chad Ochocinco has a sex tape, just FYI. [The Blemish]
Madonna’s wax figures look like Amy Poehler. [Bitten & Bound]
Sofia Vergara poured herself into a one-piece swimsuit. [Celebslam]
“Blue Ivy” voted worst girl’s name of 2012. [Bossip]
Shirley Maclaine talks about servants, Downton Abbey. [Jezebel]
The poor assistant girl from Flipping Out is preggo. [Reality Tea]
One of those Twilight kids did some public urination at LAX. [Evil Beet]
Interesting blind item reveal about Brangelina and Colin Farrell. [CDAN]
Oh, here are some butt shots of Kim Kardashian. [Amy Grindhouse]
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt are in London, but still irrelevant. [Wonderwall]
Connie Britton and her son Yobi at LAX. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Genesis Rodriguez’s GQ pictorial is pretty. [Popoholic]
India is experiencing a rapid increase in Rape Culture AND Gun Culture. [The Frisky]

Poor Anderson Cooper. Kathy Griffin will never stop pushing the limits on CNN’s New Year’s Eve special, and this time, she even offered to kiss his mini-coop.[Gawker]
Gwyneth Paltrow would have been a luminous edition to this party. [Lainey Gossip]
A llama goes to the dentist, and it’s really cute. Just because. [Dlisted]
Nicki Minaj‘s booty was predictably epic on NYE. [Moe Jackson]
Hugh Laurie with a hot dog and a ciggie is so not hot. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Victoria Silvstedt reads 50 Shades on the beach. [IDLYITW]
Disney hair extensions are the stuff of nightmares. [OMG Blog]
Brooke Mueller sues rehab and wins. #notwinning [Starcasm]
Betty White reaches the Betty threshold with Gangnam Style. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Taylor Swift is rewarded for her charitable efforts with kids. [Dramarama]
Goldie Hawn drunk for the win in 2012. A retrospective. [CityRag]
Marilyn Monroe‘s FBI files have finally been released. [PopBytes]
Christina Aguilera vows to get intimate with you in 2013. [Life & Style]

Screencaps courtesy of YouTube & CNN, photo courtesy of WENN

Happy New Year’s Eve and Happy New Year’s! I wanted to end the year with a cute boy, so here are some photos of Tom Hiddleston. We’ll be around tomorrow in case any news breaks, and we’ll be doing some light posting for the rest of the week. I hope everyone has a happy and healthy New Year!

2012 in Review: The First Couple of Canada. [LaineyGossip]
Angelina & Brad will get inked for their wedding? [Dlisted]
John Lithgow’s muttonchops are kind of awesome. [Buzzfeed]
The best books of 2012 – I just read Gone Girl over Christmas, and it really messed me up. Anyone else? No spoilers! Right now I’m reading Didion’s Blue Nights. [Pop Sugar]
Pajiba’s Most Popular Posts of 2012. [Pajiba]
Rita Ora probably meant to tweet this to Jonah Hill. HA! [The Blemish]
Channing Tatum on the beach with his pregnant wife. [A Socialite Life]
Damn, Skyfall has made CRAZY MONEY. [Bitten & Bound]
The Year in Bikini Pics (Part 1). [Celebslam]
Chris Brown & Rihanna are in Africa now. Sigh. [Bossip]
Hillary Clinton hospitalized with a blood clot! Poor Hills. [Jezebel]
Joanna Krupa really wants people to pay attention. [Reality Tea]
2012 in Review: the hairstyles of the year! [Evil Beet]
This video is the cutest, sweetest thing you’ll see all day. [CDAN]
More Jennifer Aniston bikini-butt shots. [Amy Grindhouse]
Denzel Washington celebrated his 58th birthday. [Wonderwall]
Maggie Gyllenhaal covers a magazine that I honestly thought was called “Whorehouse”. It’s not called that. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
I don’t care for Kristen Stewart’s frames. [Popoholic]
Seven signs he’s not going to propose. [The Frisky]

Gerard Pique made a fake birth announcement on behalf of his gestating lady, Shakira, for the Spanish version of April Fool’s Day. Bad juju, man. [CDAN]
Worst of 2012: Johnny Depp. He’s definitely earned it! [LaineyGossip]
I swear Bruce Jenner looks more like a woman with every passing day. [Dlisted]
Katie Holmes‘ Broadway play is closing early due to poor ticket sales. [Pop Sugar]
11 underappreciated performances in Quentin Tarantino movies. [Pajiba]
A pack of precious Pointer pupples on perpetual live stream. [Buzzfeed]
When should white people laugh at Django Unchained? I’ll see it tonight! [Gawker]
2012: The year Kellan Lutz became (even more) hilarious. [Go Fug Yourself]
Did Chris Brown remove his Karrueche Tran tattoo? No way. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Miley Cyrus doesn’t eat gluten & works out like a fiend, but she still enjoys a smoke with Liam Hemsworth. [Moe Jackson]
Casper Smart still really enjoys spending Jennifer Lopez‘s money. [A Socialite Life]
Kristen Stewart gets nerdy and cleavagy to promote On the Road. [Popoholic]
Dakota Fanning plays “find the pickle” as a family Christmas tradition. [The Blemish]
Ashley Simpson shows that her bikini butt is still relevant. [Celebslam]
Lindsay Lohan looks like hell on “Million Dollar Decorators.” [Amy Grindhouse]
Heidi Klum does happy-family holiday biking at the beach. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Taylor Swift dropped charges against her Nashville intruder. [ICYDK]

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN

Lady Gaga and the revolting Terry Richardson are teaming up to make her “life” documentary, which shall be the ultimate display of pervy, self-aggrandizing behavior. They’ll probably make a great team. [Jezebel]
Chris Brown & Rihanna show off their “thug life” together. How romantic. [IDLYITW]
Remember how hot Vince Vaughn used to be? I miss those days. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Fergie looks kinda cute in these “New Year’s Rockin Eve” promo pics. [Bitten & Bound]
Channing Tatum holds Jenna Dewan‘s baby bump. So damn adorable. [Life & Style]
Kim & Kourtney Kardashian show their “Take Miami” promo shots too. [Bossip]
Dakota Fanning confesses she’s huge fan of “Duck Dynasty.” [Reality Tea]
Leslie Mann seems unnaturally fascinated with Megan Fox‘s rack. [Evil Beet]
Here’s Frank Ocean song for Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained. [Starcasm]
The year’s almost over, so let’s have a celebrity weave fight! [CityRag]
Miley Cyrus poses with her sex doll, which was a Christmas gift? [PopBytes]
Kelly Osbourne was forbidden from buying holiday gifts for her niece. [Limelife]
Stephanie Seymour‘s bod just got even more smoking — literally. [Hollywood Rag]
Being single really does have its advantages over married life. [The Frisky]
Paz de la Huerta spreads them for a retro Playboy shoot. Gross. [Yeeeah]

Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson’s Diary and Fame/Flynet

This is the new trailer for The Place Beyond the Pines, Ryan Gosling‘s movie with Eva Mendes (where the grand romance began!). Seriously, those cannot be his abs. Look at how they cut the scene. [Buzzfeed]
Rihanna and Chris Brown didn’t just watch the Lakers together. They performed some major PDA for the cameras. [Dlisted]
I only recently began to understand Kaiser’s Benedict Cumberbach obsession, but this Empire cover seals the deal. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Garner was named celebrity mother of the year. [LaineyGossip]
20 bad vintage Christmas ads is like shooting fish in a barrel. [Pop Sugar]
Kate Upton taught us so many (bikini-clad) things in 2012. [Buzzfeed]
Naturally, Drake wants royalties for all YOLO merchandise. [Gawker]
Anne Hathaway is a convenient target for a retrospective fugstory. [Go Fug Yourself]
Lots of shirtless celebrity dudes hit the beach in 2012. [A Socialite Life]
I swear, Stephanie Seymour must be an indestructible cyborg. [Popoholic]
Jennifer Lopez‘s booty played some charity football. Okay. [The Blemish]
Kelly Brook and her rack posed for a very NSFW-ish calendar shoot. [Celebslam]
Uma Thurman is raring to go for Kill Bill: Vol. 3. And why not? [Amy Grindhouse]
Heidi Klum and Seal “put the knives away” for Christmas. Nice verbiage. [Wonderwall]
Rachel Zoe, stylist, wore an enormous black tent on the beach. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Josh Duhamel doesn’t look hot in baggy jeans while pumping gas. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy announced their divorce on Christmas Eve, and no one noticed. [ICYDK]

Screencap via Yahoo, photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN

Is this really the first photo of Tom Hardy in Mad Max? HOT. [The Blemish]
Anne Hathaway says she would be so “embarrassed” if she didn’t get an Oscar nomination (especially after she flashed her beav). [Dlisted]
The new trailer for The Great Gatsby – Leo looking pretty? [LaineyGossip]
Happy 75th birthday, Jane Fonda. [Pop Sugar]
The nine wonderful & underappreciated supporting performances of 2012. [Pajiba]
Holy crap, Saturn is GORGEOUS. [Buzzfeed]
Wall-eyed kittens (for the apocalypse)! [Jezebel]
Leslie Mann’s style isn’t all that bad or all that great. [Go Fug Yourself]
All of the info about The X-Factor finale. [A Socialite Life]
Scarlett Johansson’s new D&G ad is meh. [Popoholic]
Jessica Alba’s casual outfit kind of sucks. [Moe Jackson]
Boot camp for Willow & Jaden Smith? [Dramarama]
Rita Ora cheated on Rob Kardashian with JONAH HILL?! [Wonderwall]
Simon Cowell’s Botox-face is dating Carmen Electra now. [Starcasm]
Amber Rose talks about her bump & Wiz getting high. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Adam Lambert looks nice without all of the makeup. [Evil Beet]
Holly Madison shows off her bump. [IDLYITW]
Did Amanda Peet buy herself something at Tiffany’s? [I'm Not Obsessed]

Bonus holiday Hardy!!!!