- Lil’ Kim is getting out of jail just in time for 4th of July [popbytes]
- Brandy taking Star Jones’ place? [Concrete Loop]
- David Hasselhoff was injured in the hand or maybe the arm in a freak “shaving” accident [Mollygood]
- Co-editor gets fired at Gawker ’cause they want to be “mainstream” Maybe I’ll be able to read it now since it was too high-brow for me before. [Jossip]
- Lindsay Lohan celebrates her 20th birthday [PopSugar]
- 2006 World Cup Babes [The Bastardly]
- Rush Limbaugh and Mary-Lynn Rajskub?! [Tabloid Whore]
- Celebrity Photoshop with Ashanti, Beyonce and Halle Berry [Faded Youth]
- Freddie Prinze Jr. took a crap in Matthew Lillard’s trailer for a laugh [DListed]
- Victoria Beckham walks her bra. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Rachel Weisz looks fabulous [I'm not obsessed]
- High class madam says that Time Warner CFO Wayne Pace was one of her biggest clients [Blog NYC]

Here are a bunch of pictures of ‘Lil Kim at various events in honor of her early release from jail today. Thanks to Hollywood’s Best for these photos.

- Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman on their honeymoon. She doesn’t look pregnant [Bricks and Stones]
- We posted the pictures of Mena Suvari pumping gas, but The Bastardly captioned them like only they can [The Bastardly]
- Paris Hilton brings her monkey, tiger and ferrets to Vegas for the weekend, soon realizes that it’s not fun to travel with a menagerie [MollyGood]
- Josh Duhamel and Tommy Lee’s luscious fight club action [Tabloid Whore]
- Angelina Jolie’s brother sent his camera out for repairs. Two guys in Connecticut got really lucky or really unlucky depending on your perspective. [Wizbang Pop]
- Marcia Cross wedding photos [I'm not obsessed]
- A glass of wine at Social Hollywood costs as much two bottles at the gas ‘n sip [La.com]
- Kate Bosworth and Brandon Routh on Total Request Live [PopSugar]
- Jessica Alba loves free stuff [Hollywood Tuna]
- Nicole Richie has some In ‘n Out [The Superficial]
- Kate Hudson pole dances for her lucky husband [Derek Hail]
- Agent Provocateur makes nursing bras? Who knew. [The Chic Mommy]
- Jessica Alba has the luckiest dog in the world [Egotastic]

- Video of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s performance at the BET Awards [Just Jared]
- BET Awards: Arrivals [Faded Youth]
- Performances at the BET Awards [Concrete Loop]
- Beyonce wears fingerless gloves too [Mollygood]
- Hottie from “Flavor of Love” at the BET Awards [DListed]
- Jordan is your Homeboy now has video updates, and he’s hot! [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Cap’t Jack Sparrow is Bi [WWTDD]
- Scarlet Johansson and Woody Allen do NY [Glitterati]
- Woody Allen says Scarlet Johansson is “sexually overwhelming.” eww [Egotastic]
- Brad tells Angelina: no more kids for now [popbytes]
- Star Jones doesn’t have another job lined up after all [BlogNYC]
- Barbara Walters says that Star Jones’ announcement that she’s leaving was a betrayal and a surprise [Wizbang Pop]
- The Bastardly lady of the day is stacked [The Bastardly]
- Tom Cruise makes cheap babies [Derek Hail]
- Paris Hilton goes out in her undies [yeeeah]
- Britney Spears is like Ursula from “Little Mermaid” [Cityrag]
- Emilie de Ravin (Claire from “Lost”) gets married [I'm not obsessed]

- Diddy and Selma Blair are not a couple – Diddy was with Kim Porter and just ran into Selma on the beach. [I'm not Obsessed]
- John Mayer is a racist asshole [Mollygood]
- Rachel Bilson and her one pose [The Bastardly]
- Google News says its their policy not to include blogs in news searches [Cult News]
- Victoria Beckham lost 6 pounds she couldn’t afford for the World Cup [Hollywood Rag]
- Keira Knightley in a see-through bikini [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kayne West left a bunch of porn behind at a photoshoot [yeeeah]
- Jessica Alba and Cash Warren must not be broken up after all [CityRag]
- Tom Cruise takes the bullet train in Tokyo to promote MI3 [Socialite's Life]
- Which Harry Potter characters will be worm meat? [DListed]
- Petra Nemcova gives James Blunt the best sex ever. Why is she even with that dork? [Egotastic]
- Gwen Stefani and baby Kingston in a rasta skull cap [PopSugar]
- Insert your own name in Jessica Simpson’s first single – courtesy of some idiotic marketers. [Blog NYC]
- Why Busta Rhymes really hates gay people [Concrete Loop]
- Brittany Murphy is a botox and collagen nightmare. [The Chic Mommy]

Sorry I was such a slacker today. I’m doing my best, but am visiting family in the states, and they want me to hang out with them a lot. I try to look busy, but it doesn’t really work.

- No wonder Keith Urban used to be a drug addict – he had a really bad mullet. [Socialite's Life]
- Why would Keith Urban hold Nicole Kidman’s stomach if she’s not pregnant? [MollyGood]
- No one cares that Marcia Cross is also getting married this weekend. [I'm not obsessed]
- Matt Damon to play Captain Kirk? [yeeeah]
- Matt Damon will also get a star on the Hollywood walk of Fame [PopSugar]
- Check out hairstyles for celebrities like Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan and easy-to-follow makeup guidelines at our new advertiser. [Beauty Riot]
- Claire Danes looks like Morticia Adams [Glitterati]
- Christina Aguilera says she never wanted to get married like most little girls [Gossipin]
- Random chicks from the 2006 World Cup [The Bastardly]
- Katie Holmes and Katherine McPhee: separated at birth [CityRag]
- Stephanie Adams sues BlogNYC for posting a true story about her; BlogNYC gets multiple offers for pro bono legal counsel. [BlogNYC]
- Paris Hilton learns her lesson about fur [Derek Hail]
- Paris Hilton says she’s never danced on a table in her life, but that depends on your definition of table [Faded Youth]
- Sienna Miller wears a cut-out bathing suit with a tiny skirt to lunch [Dlisted]

- That’s no wig, that’s Britney’s new hair! [Bricks and Stones]
- Victoria Beckham’s chicken legs don’t look so bad [The Bastardly]
- Possible reasons why Suri is still MIA [Derek Hail]
- David Spade is well endowed [DListed]
- Ryan Seacrest wants to climb Vince Vaughn’s hump island [Jordan is your Homeboy]
- Britney’s Interview with OK! Magazine [Faded Youth]
- Richard Ashcroft just wants to help the children – when he’s really drunk [PopFiilth]
- Is Nicky Hilton pregnant?! [MollyGood]
- Will Anderson Cooper out himself on tonight’s Daily Show? [Blog NYC]
- Creepy Dad Joe Simpson gossip trading card [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Scott Stapp says there is no sex on the Kid Rock sex tape [Glitterati]
- Sienna Miller wears a sequined vest to lunch [Socialite's Life]
- Kevin Federline meets the naked cowgirl [yeeeah]
- Tom Cruise on Tokyo insanity tour [Wizbang Pop]
- Reese Witherspoon sues Star Magazine That’s not a baby, it’s just pooch! [Tabloid Whore]

Celebitchy is travelling and going on vacation. This means we will be gone from Friday until either Tuesday or Wednesday depending on when we can get Internet access. Wednesday is probably a safer bet. For those of you that think we’re slackers – you’re right.

Have a great weekend and we’ll bring you all the latest gossip mid-week next week. Here’s what’s going on today:

- Are Brad and Angelina going to adopt another baby NOW? That’s crazy talk! (Faded Youth)
- Mandy Moore and Zach Braff are no more. They kept a low profile though, so who cares really. There aren’t any pictures. (Daily Dish)
- Nicole Kidman looks pregnant (Socialite’s Life)
- George Bush asks a blind guy to remove his sunglasses, but he should know the guy – he’s been in his press corps for years (DListed)
- Having failed to convince Britney of the merits of Kabbalah, Madonna moves on to Lohan (MollyGood)
- Are Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn engaged? (PopSugar)
- Madonna’s “Get Together” video (popbytes)
- Kate Bosworth walks her dog (The Bastardly)
- All of Stephanie Adams’ “fans” that commented on BlogNYC – they were from the same IP address, uh Adams’ computer (BlogNYC)
- Oprah crashes a wedding, royally pisses off a family in Oklahoma (Glitterati)

- 14 at Gallery of the Absurd is sick of celebrity babies and designs some suitable overpriced accessories for them. (Gallery of the Absurd)
- Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt wears a $42 T-Shirt, T-Shirt promptly sells out (IDLYITW)
- The Bastardly girls of the World Cup 2006 (The Bastardly)
- Jessica Biel is a man, baby! (PopSugar)
- Pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s Mexican tryst (WWTDD)
- Anne Coulter and George Carlin on Leno tonight. You know the old guy’s gonna win that argument, because he uses real facts. (Glitterati)
- Orange Lindsay Lohan’s black nail polish is all chipped. Nasty. (CityRag)
- Pete Doherty said that Jesus visited him in a dream and inspired him to go to rehab (Socialite’s Life)
- People Magazine’s hottest bachelors are anything but (DListed)
- Desperate Housewives is based on “Little Women”? WTF? (yeeeah)
- So that guy kissing Lindsay Lohan in the pics we published earlier is fashion designer Francisco Costa. If you were wondering. (I’m not obsessed)
- Heather Mills gets a pedicure – and gets the toes on her prosthetic leg done too. (MollyGood)
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is not going to get naked. (Egotastic)
- Anna Nicole Smith’s baby bump (popbytes)
- Handpicked reporters on Bush’s Baghdad trip were asked not to tell their spouses where they were going. (BlogNYC)
- Beyonce in Spin Magazine (Concrete Loop)
- Marc Jacobs and his prostitute branded boyfriend have split (Faded Youth)
- Is Jennifer Aniston engaged? (Just Jared)
- Is Ashanti pregnant? (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Eminem to play a bounty hunter in western remake (Gabsmash)
- Darryl Hannah In A Tree, A-R-R-E-S-T-E-D (Wizbang Pop)

- K-Fed’s new dog (I’m not obsessed)
- More screencaps of Britney Spears on Dateline (Just Jared)
- Jada Pinkett Smith to star in 9/11 film (Gliteratti)
- This is probably Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend (Jordan is your homeboy}
- Toni Braxton flashes her goodies (Crunk and Disorderly)
- Toni Braxton nipple slip and ass slip at the World Cup (Egotastic)
- Did Aishwarya Rai Sex Up Andrian Lester? (Bastardly)
- Shiloh’s new crib, the Stokke Sleepi (The Chic Mommy)
- Mandy Moore and Zach Braff have not broken up (Faded Youth)
- Michael Jackson shows the bruises sustained when he was arrested on child molestation charges last year (Concrete Loop)
- Hooker Heather Mills confirms that she is divorcing sellout Paul McCartney (BlogNYC)
- Ashlee Simpson urges young girls to “do as I say, not as I do” (IDLYITW)
- Scarlet Johansson wins best Hollywood breasts (Gossipin)
- Brad Pitt is the dad of the year, or just the dad all the mommies love to stare at (PopSugar)
- Paris Hilton plans to make up with Nicole Richie. Richie was not available for comment – ever (MollyGood)
- Jennifer Aniston can’t quit smoking and blames Vince Vaughn. (Socialite’s Life}
- Screech has a huge shlong (CityRag)
- Jenna Elfman goes apesite on a guy wearing an anti-scientology t-shirt, tries to hide expensive “Zenu” knowledge from new recruit (DListed)
- Orlando Bloom and Claire Danes? (WWTDD)

- BlogNYC verifies our claims about the Glam Network, also comes to the conclusion that it’s a scam [BlogNYC]
- The Jolie-Pitts are back, baby! [MollyGood]
- K-Fed returns home to take a shower, looks thrilled to get roped into walking with his wife and child on Perry’s day off. [DListed]
- Beyonce and Jay-Z Candids [Crunk and Disorderly]
- Ivana Trump wants Paris Hilton to play her in a movie about her life [Glitterati]
- Toni Braxton’s ass flash [Hollywood Tuna]
- Mariah Carey’s face is tight as a drum [CityRag]
- The Tony Award Winners [Socialite's Life]
- Paris Hilton manages to screw a chairty out of funds just by mentioning them [WWTDD]
- The Bastardly Lady of the Day claims she’s a lesbian but sent in pictures of herself posing in lingerie and holding a whip [The Bastardly]
- A sneak peek at Britney’s cryfest [FadedYouth]
- UK Woman gives details about sleeping with fatty Cee-Lo of Gnarls Barkley, says he spoiled her and they had great sex, but his stomach “was like he was pregnant” and “he didn’t get to go on top.” [Concrete Loop]
- Gwen Stefani looking tired and carrying Kingston wrapped up [I'm not obsessed]
- Fabulous NY-based queen Kevian Aviance was the victim of a hate crime. Get well soon, Kevin. [PopBytes]
- Matt Damon is a dad! Welcome Isabella Damon, who was born on Monday and weighed in at 7lb, 7oz. She’s just the right age to be friends with little Katie Sugar. [PopSugar]

Also, I just had to post this picture of K-Fed: