I have to travel today and tomorrow, although I will have access a little later and will be logging in to post. JayBird will be writing today too.

Check out our harder-working colleagues:

DListed
I’m Not Obsessed
Drunken Stepfather (NSFW)
Bastardly
ICYDK
Celebslam
Evil Beet
yeeeah
The Blemish
Agent Bedhead
Hollywood Rag
Bossip
Gabsmash
Seriously? OMG! WTF?
CelebWarship
popbytes
The Grumpiest
Glitterati
Socialite’s Life
PopSugar

- Everyone hates Posh Spice [Celebslam]
- Tom Cruise wants to do a sexy photoshoot for W with Katie Holmes, just like the Beckhams. Lame [The Blemish]
- Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes are cheap tippers [CityRag]
- David Beckham’s New Razr Campaign [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Marilyn Manson’s keyboard player is suing him for stealing money, says he bought the bones of a young Chinese girl along with Nazi artifacts [DListed]
- Dannii Minogue going home with a chick (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Gillian Anderson Drinks a Frappuchino [Bastardly]
- Amanda Peet with her daughter [ICYDK]
- Adam Sandler’s wife shows up on his filmset with their daugher, invites the paps to show that her stupid husband just forgot to wear his wedding ring and all is fine [Evil Beet]
- Matt Damon with his family in NY [Just Jared]
- Britney Spears May Be Clinically Insane [yeeeah]
- Pete Doherty is blonde [Agent Bedhead]
- David Blaine almost got kicked out of Hamptons nighclub for drinking other people’s cocktails, but then did a bunch of card tricks and was allowed to stay. [Hollywood Rag]
- Kevin Smith owns heckler at Comic Con [Mollygood]
- K-Fed’s attorney doesn’t seem to have enough to get his client full custody of the boys [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Weeds & Californication red carpet [popbytes]
- Kanye West says only clueless people use the word “bling” now [Bossip]
- Adrian Grenier turned down Paris Hilton. Guess he wasn’t impressed that she ordered a non-existent hybrid Hummer [Gabsmash]
- Paris Hilton has a shitload of little dogs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Everyone is suing the Lohan family [Mocksie]
- Megan Fox thinks that the UK is like a Harry Potter movie [CelebWarship]
- Petra Nemcova Stripping (not really) [The Grumpiest]
- Are both Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera having boys? [PopSugar]
- The Superhead interview we linked yesterday was fake, but I could totally see Usher making out with a guy and smelling like fish [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Steve-O lives like you expect him too, in squalor [Horny Oyster]
- Kristin Cavallari in a Bikini [The Skinny Website]
- Nicole Richie & Joel Madden May Wed Before Jail Time [Glitterati]
- [Derek Hail]
- Bridget Moynahan is still pregnant! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Orlando Bloom hates watching his own movies [Socialite's Life]

Pat Bagley, Salt Lake Tribune. Image licensed from caglecartoons
- Lindsay Lohan was cutting herself and screaming “don’t leave me!” when her married rehab fling checked out of Promises [DListed]
- Does Brad want Angelina to go to eating disorder rehab? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Ashley Tisdale in a bikini (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Guilty pleasure films. Hell, I write a gossip blog, I’ll admit to liking these crap movies, particularly Son in Law. I’m sorry, but I thought that movie was funny. [Pajiba]
- Elizabeth Berekley in a Bikini [Bastardly]
- Jessica Simpson’s movie Blonde Ambition with Luke Wilson is going straight to DVD it sucks so bad [ICYDK]
- Kim Kardashian’s Getting a Reality TV Show [Evil Beet]
- Tara Reid bikini pictures again [Celebslam]
- George Clooney promoting Oceans 13 in Japan by his lonesome, although he’ll probably order up some prostitutes later. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba hiking up her sweatpants [The Blemish]
- Elton John shows how old and clueless he is [Agent Bedhead]
- Kate Moss flipped out and threw shit after reading that Pete Doherty talked smack about her [CelebWarship]
- Kate Moss broke up with Pete Doherty after seeing a tape of him flirting with groupies [Hollywood Rag]
- Britney is a bad tipper too [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Beyonce half admits she checks out the blogs [Bossip]
- Meet Jordan’s daughter, Tiaamii Andre. Why do these photos look like a “Got Milk?” ad? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Rachel Stevens Does FHM UK Sept 2007 [The Grumpiest]
- 5 Essentials for Any New Exercise Program [FitSugar]
- Usher has a small dick, is a bad lover and also likes to make out with guys. 50 Cent is good at going downtown. All this and more from a woman who had sex with a lot of stars, nicknamed “Superhead.” Didn’t she also date Bill Maher? What was he like? [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Geri Halliwell jogs for exercise [The Skinny Website]
- Did Jennifer Lopez have a boob job? [Right Celebrity]
- Jennifer Lopez, Mark Anthony at the “El Cantante” Premiere in Los Angeles [Glitterati]
- Coming Soon: Catherine Zeta-Jones Naked [Derek Hail]
- [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Sarah Jessica Parker channels a 60s housewife dressing for a special night out at a Hibachi restaurant [Socialite's Life]
- Jennifer Garner Broadway bound? [Lifeline Live]

Huffaker, Cagle Cartoons

- Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal finally photographed together [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Katie Holmes and Suri in Berlin, which is the place to be [Just Jared]
- Nicolas Cage bought a g’damn castle near Bath, England [Glitterati]
- Kirsten Dunst is pissing off her British neighbors with her loud partying [DListed]
- Sophie Anderton in a sort-of bikini at a fashion show (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- The Two Coreys only manages to show that Corey Haim is even more pathetic than Corey Feldman [Pajiba]
- Bad pictures of Serena Williams in the bath with flowers [Bastardly]
- Cindy Crawford topless pictures [Egotastic]
- Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez still clueless cheaters [ICYDK]
- Adam Sandler doesn’t wear his wedding ring, sparks rumors that his marriage is in trouble. Since I lost weight my ring is always falling off, so I don’t wear it that often. Is that some kind of unconscious signal on my part? I don’t think so. [Evil Beet]
- Colin Farrell donated $100k to a Uruguayan school to buy computers back in 2005, but the news is only getting out now. That’s really sweet. [Celebslam]
- Damon Dash and his wife were one of Vanity Fair’s best dressed. Did they deserve it? [Bossip]
- Britney’s big ass in a thong [yeeeah]
- Britney Spears is afraid that her kids will be kidnapped [The Blemish]
- Pete Doherty predictably wants Kate Moss back [Agent Bedhead]
- Usher tries to make it up to his mom, who hates his bride-not-to-be [Hollywood Rag]
- Paris Hilton is moving out of her tacky house [PopSugar]
- Juicy blind item suggesting Paris Hilton is a bit of a music industry whore [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Lil’ Kim shows support for Lohan [popbytes]
- Lohan’s mama tells Trump to stick it [Gabsmash]
- Who owns this ugly dress: Heidi Klum or pregnant Salma Hayek? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Scarlet Johansson tells Jenna Jameson to stick it [The Grumpiest]
- Flavor Flav is flaky [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Eva Longoria in Russian FHM [Horny Oyster]
- Kate Beckinsale at Comic Con [CityRag]
- Jessica Alba Gets Iced Coffee [The Skinny Website]
- Does Mandy Moore owe Zach Braff an apology? No! [Socialite's Life]
- Melanie Brown and Stephen Belafonte out at an event [Lifeline Live]

illustration from Gallery of the Absurd
- Britney Spears pole dance video breakdown [Hollywood Rag]
- A stricken Britney strikes a pose [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Jenna Elfman had a baby on July 23, a boy named Story Elias [DListed]
- Jaime Pressly wears a slutty outfit and blue eyeshadow on her birthday. She probably did say those obnoxious things about people who adopt for vanity reasons [The Grumpiest]
- Britney Spears is officially divorced, child custody battle still pending [I'm Not Obsessed]
- I Know Who Killed Me is unintentially hilarious [Pajiba]
- Cute Bastardly lady of the day, Jena [Bastardly]
- Johnny Depp to produce and star in a movie based on an autobiographical book by Hunter S Thompson (Does anyone else think this guy was murdered and didn’t commit suicide?) [ICYDK]
- Blind Item: which actress’ weight gain is being blamed on her scoundrel ex-boyfriend who knocked her up? [Evil Beet]
- Do Sean Preston Federline and Kingston Rossdale look alike? [Celebslam]
- Jimmy Fallon to Replace Conan O’Brien [Just Jared]
- Faith Hill yells at audience member for grabbing her husband’s balls [yeeeah]
- Christopher Walken likes to pretend that it’s his birthday [The Blemish]
- Kirsten Dunst And Johnny Borrell Are Over [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Christy Turlington in V Magazine [popbytes]
- Diddy is no longer the shit in the south of France [Bossip]
- Elizabeth Hasselbeck says she peed in her daughter’s diapers while stuck in traffic. At least she has an excuse, she’s pregnant. [Gabsmash]
- The Two Coreys premiered on A&E Sunday at 10pm [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Hilary Duff on coke to lose weight? [CelebWarship]
- [The Grumpiest]
- Stardust premiere with Michelle Pfeiffer and Claire Danes [PopSugar]
- Usher’s dad is a shoplifting crackhead and his estranged fiance Tameka got arrested in 2005, not that long ago [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Jenna Jameson wants Scarlet Johansson to play her in a movie based on her autobiography [Glitterati]
- Jessica Alba wanted to marry Cash Warren and that’s why they broke up, because he wasn’t ready to commit [Derek Hail]
- Jennifer Garner at the farmer’s market with Violet Affleck [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Pete Doherty back with the woman he dated before Kate Moss [Socialite's Life]
- Garrison Lane is due to be sentenced for his guilty plea for DUI and vehicular manslaughter on Thursday [Lifeline Live]

- I Know Who Killed Me sucks ass [Crazy Days and Nights]
- The Spice Girls add more tour dates, get airbrushed to perfection [DListed]
- Jessica Alba at ComicCon [Drunken Stepfather]
- Maybe Jessica Alba isn’t getting with 50 Cent after all, she’s now with some other guy [Gabsmash]
- Isla Fisher Showing Off Her Baby Bump [I'm Not Obsessed]
- The Simpsons Movie lives up to expectations and is pretty funny [Pajiba]
- Hot or not: Michelle Kwan [Bastardly]
- Are Ryan Adams (what the hell was I thinking?) Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling engaged? I thought they were broken up. [ICYDK]
- Beowulf trailer featuring CGI Angelina Jolie [Just Jared]
- Sienna Miller is a gladiator [yeeeah]
- Kate Moss hangs out at Rolling Stong Ronnie Wood’s mansion [Agent Bedhead]
- Britney’s Bodyguard Beating Up Photographer Pic [Hollywood Rag]
- The Beckhams run into Queen Latifah [Bossip]
- Sean Penn looking oddly youthful [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Kingston Stefani Rossdale makes a cute face [CelebWarship]
- Penelope Cruz and Bono? [The Grupiest]
- ABC TCA party featuring Rebecca Romijn, Taye Diggs and Michael Vartan [PopSugar]
- Holly Hunter gets subjected to the lamest interview of all time. You have to hope that the woman conducting it is wasted [Horny Oyster]
- Battle of the Moobs: Kurt Russel & Jack Nicholson [CityRag]
- Paula Abdul Says She Was Not Fired From “Bratz” Film [Glitterati]
- Jen Garner & Violet go to their local Rec [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Sherri Shepherd and Whoopi Goldberg to join The View [Socialite's Life]
- Rick Springfield to sing on General Hospital [Lifeline Live]

- Hilary Duff is dating a professional hockey player [Socialite's Life]
- Tyra Banks has a new boyfriend [Bossip]
- Sharon Stone is dating Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson [Gabsmash]
- Jennifer Lopez’s bad fashion I’m Not Obsessed]
- Citizen Kane is overrated [Pajiba]
- Paris Hilton is finally doing charity [Bastardly]
- Mary Louise Parker’s Nude Weeds Ad [Egotastic]
- Kate Hudson directs a movie [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie gained some weight finally [ICYDK]
- Angelina Jolie is bummed out that A Mighty Heart didn’t do well at the box office [CelebWarship]
- Larry Birkhead is selling more pictures of Dannielynn. [Evil Beet]
- Prince von Anhalt, the wildcard baby daddy in the Anna Nicole saga, was left naked and handcuffed to his sterring wheel [DListed]
- Lucy Pinder in a Bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
- New Johnny Depp marriage rumors. I think his girlfriend is really hot. I seriously do. [Celebslam]
- Matt Damon in new environmental protection ad [Just Jared]
- Ali Lohan says her dad is lying [The Blemish]
- Lindsay caught on tape in Hoff burger-eating mode [Agent Bedhead]
- How did Scarlet Johansson buy a house in LA for under a million? [Hollywood Rag]
- Blind item: former 80s television star is a drug addict with a broken-down home [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Shirtless David Beckham on the cover of an Argentinian magazine [popbytes]
- Eva Longoria Does BeBe Sport [The Grumpiest]
- Snoop roasts Flavor Flav [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Hayden Panettiere says she’s normal and all [Glitterati]
- Keely Hazell at the Simpsons Movie premiere [Derek Hail]
- Ryan Phillippe and his kids [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Brad Pitt, Nicole Kidman and Keira Knightley and lots of other big stars will be at the Toronto Film Festival this year [Lifeline Live]

- Paris Hilton and wonder balls Cisco Adler were making out in public [DListed]
- Kim Kardashian gives an exclusive interview to Bossip, says she’s had no plastic surgery (at least to her nose and boobs) and that there might be a reality show with her family in the works [Bossip]
- Beyonce falls down the stairs at a concert, tells people not to put the footage on YouTube. (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Is Nick Lachey going to propose to Vanessa Minnillo? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows ties things up nicely, but sadly (there shouldn’t be spoilers, but don’t read it if you fear them) [Pajiba]
- Victoria Silvstedt & Friends Playing “Hunt A Sugar Daddy” in St. Tropez! [Bastardly]
- Naomi Watts will be in the new Harry Potter movie [ICYDK]
- Johnny Knoxville had Luke Wilson’s cell phone number put on a banner and flown over a beach in Malibu [Evil Beet]
- Nicole Kidman goes on a shopping spree with her 4 month-old niece [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba dumped Cash Warren finally [yeeeah]
- Suprise: Usher’s fiance is an ex-con [The Blemish]
- Posh Discovers New Style American Bra [Agent Bedhead]
- Natalie Portman used a body double for nude scenes in Goya’s Ghost [Hollywood Rag]
- The evolution of The Hoff [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Is Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn pregnant? [popbytes]
- Amy Winehouse crazy lady behavior [CelebWarship]
- Did Jessica Simpson break up Reese and Jake?! [PopSugar]
- Shemar Moore got off with probation for his DUI [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Britney Spears is not OK! [Pretty on the Outside]
- Kid gets owned by hot pepper [Horny Oyster]
- Tom Cruise regularly rents out an entire theater in Telluride, the only one in the city, when he’s there [Glitterati]
- Best caption of TomKat dancing [CelebNewsWire]
- Courtney Love keeps planning more plastic surgery to fix the bad work she had done before. She will never learn [Derek Hail]
- Bridget Moynahan and Naomi Watts are both still pregnant [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Melanie Brown says her baby with Eddie Murphy was planned [Socialite's Life]
- Lost spoiler: someone is coming back [Lifeline Live]

- Hollywood welcomes the Beckhams with a big party, and Jada Pinkett Smith looks like she’s trying to cop off Victoria’s signature look down to the scowl [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Harry Potter rules the world [Socialite's Life]
- Daniel Radcliffe is legal, rich [The Blemish]
- Is Brangelina over? Are they trying for more kids? [DListed]
- Lohan in yet another bikini (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry is as asanine and as insulting to gay people as you probably expected [Pajiba]
- Guess the owner of the white panties [Bastardly]
- Kelly Clarkson apologizes to Clive Davis [Lifeline Live]
- Eva Mendes Nude in the Last Issue of Jane Magazine [Egotastic
- Jennifer Garner is getting too skinny, doesn't look pregnant at all [ICYDK]
- Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn in Greece [Celebslam]
- Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner on the beach [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan’s new creepy lover looks like Casey Affleck [yeeeah]
- Kate Moss fears that her sex tape with Pete Doherty will get out [Agent Bedhead]
- Kate Moss thinks she’s “rexy” [CelebWarship]
- Don Cheadle loves NyQuill [Gabsmash]
- Brooke Hogan is a babe [Hollywood Rag]
- Random photos [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Brigitte Nielsen is out of rehab already [popbytes]
- Marc Anthony didn’t want to beat up J.Lo in scenes for their upcoming movie, but did it anyway, grinning maniacally all the while [Mocksie]
- Usher’s crazy fiance, Tameka Foster, hates everyone [Bossip]
- Adrianne Curry shows up at an event in a bikini with a gold chain jacket over it [The Grumpiest]
- Shirtless Johnny Depp on a boat [PopSugar]
- This is how Mel Gibson rolls [CityRag]
- More reasons to like Germany, now the Protestant Church is comparing Tom Cruise to Nazi propaganda minister Goebbels [Glitterati]
- Rihanna’s annoying “Umbrella” song has been at the top of the charts for 10 weeks [Derek Hail]
- Kate Hudson leaving Naomi Watts’ baby shower [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

- Matt Damon’s GQ Interview and photos. He keeps his private life private. [PopSugar]
- Kate Moss bawling. Maybe she feels really sorry for that photographer her boyfriend had taken care of [DListed]
- Don’t mess with Nicole Scherzinger [Drunken Stepfather]
- Is Gisele Bundchen pissed that Bridget Moynahan is stealing her birthday thunder by having her boyfriend’s baby? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Sunshine is not worth seeing [Pajiba]
- A Bastardly Tribute to the Mini-Skirt! [Bastardly]
- Hairspray Cast Dancing in Baltimore [ICYDK]
- Britney Spears dresses like a hooker for her new Pacman music video [Egotastic]
- Lindsay Lohan falling out of her top [Evil Beet]
- Scary Janice Dickinson in a bikini [Celebslam]
- Lord Voldemort Peeps Harry Potter [Just Jared]
- Justin Timberlake loves meat [yeeeah]
- Hilary Duff in leather pants [The Blemish]
- Lots of love at the rugby World Cup [Agent Bedhead]
- Tara Reid’s confused boobies [Hollywood Rag]
- John Mayer in GQ [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Kim Kardashian says lots of celebrities read Bossip [Bossip]
- Bon Jovi sues energy drink company Mijovi [Gabsmash]
- Donatella Versace’s daughter is back from the brink of death [CelebWarship]
- Posh Spice invades LA [Gallery of the Absurd]
- News anchor can’t stop laughing [Horny Oyster]
- Cute toddler eating an ice cream cone [CityRag]
- Debra Messing Looks Fab at “Damages” Premiere [Glitterati]
- Angelina Jolie looks like she must have been pregnant in the new St. John’s ad [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Drew Barrymore is still with Spike Jonze [Socialite's Life]
- Hilary Swank is going to get all her hair cut off to donate it to a cancer charity [Lifeline Live]