Lady Gaga’s bodyguard throws down. Literally. [Dlisted]
New pics of Matt Damon & his family! [LaineyGossip]
Jason Momoa & Sylvester Stallone made a movie together. [Pajiba]
Diane Kruger’s casual look is nothing special. Hm. [Pop Sugar]
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West grab some fro-yo in Hawaii. [Celebuzz]
Bai Ling still exists. Check out her pink boots! [Go Fug Yourself]
Here’s some of Chris Pine’s Gun Show, for those of you who like that kind of thing. [A Socialite Life]
Kim Kardashian’s retro two-piece is…? Eh. [Evil Beet]
Dear Aly Raisman: please set your sights higher, girl. [Wonderwall]
Pam Anderson doesn’t look terrible here. [ICYDK]
Alicia Keys’s son Egypt is super-cute. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Who is the biggest “bro” during this election cycle? Biden, probably. [Gawker]
Jessica Alba must have come from heaven, because she has stars on her booty. [Popoholic]
The chick from Ferris Bueller is still pretty cool. [The Frisky]
Drag Queen Barbie!! At last. She’s got killer legs. [OMG Blog]
Natalie Cole does not look well. I’m concerned. [Bossip]
The Fierce Five intern for Stephen Colbert! [I'm Not Obsessed]
Katie Couric needs some chapstick. [Celebslam]

Al Roker cracks an on-air joke about how Matt Lauer likes to throw his co-hosts under the bus. Zing! [Bitten & Bound]
Chad Ochocinco has a mistress (of course), who looks like this. [Yeeeah]
Joseph Gordon Levitt was so cute on “Family Ties.” [Seriously OMG WTF]
Michael J. Fox is getting a new tv show. It’s about time that happened! [CDAN]
Miranda Kerr gives Terry Richardson a shot in the butt. He liked it. [The Blemish]
Penelope Cruz dressed up as Super Mario. I hope she got paid a lot. [Hollywood Rag]
Here’s a gallery of bearded (and photoshopped) celebrity ladies. [CityRag]
Kate Middleton did 29 events in just two weeks. Go Waity? [Life & Style]
Mila Kunis says that she’ll never marry Ashton Kutcher. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kendall Jenner thinks she’s the next Gisele Bundchen. [Reality Tea]
Mayim Bialik nearly lost her thumb in a car accident. Poor Blossom! [Starpulse]
DWTS pairings have been announced for the All-Stars show. [PopBytes]
Carrie Underwood is just a total cutie pie. Enough said. [IDLYITW]
Olivia Wilde is a bronzed goddess in a new photo gallery. [Celebs]
Jimmy Kimmel is engaged to a writer on his show. Congrats! [Limelife]
Jordana Brewster goes on a coffee run, sponsored by Nike. [Moe Jackson]
Kittens and puppies are always cute, but this video is too much. [Jezebel]

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Happy 40th birthday, Ben Affleck. [Pop Sugar]
That dude who set fire to a box cereal… he died. [Dlisted]
Ryan Lochte + KELLAN LUTZ = the best thing ever? [LaineyGossip]
Upon seeing the Looper trailer, my mom surprisingly exclaimed, “I want to see that!” [Pajiba]
This is where the pity party needs to congregate from here on out. [Celebuzz]
Chloe Sevigny looks kind of cute here. Except for the boots. [Go Fug Yourself]
I love firemen, but some of these dudes are butterfaces. [A Socialite Life]
Lady Gaga’s perfume has a trailer. For some reason. [Evil Beet]
Prince Philip is back in the hospital. Poor dude. [Wonderwall]
Jennifer Garner is blogging for iVillage now. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
MUTANT BUTTERFLIES. They’re coming! [Gawker]
Jordana Brewster’s cameltoe situation is a mess. [Popoholic]
Rachel Maddow breaks down the Paul Ryan Gosling meme. [The Frisky]
Shia LeBeouf is SO method. [OMG Blog]
Your “everyday racism” story of the day. [Bossip]
Did Brad Pitt call Jennifer Aniston to congratulate her? [I'm Not Obsessed]
More photos of Miranda Kerr on the catwalk. [Celebslam]

Mary-Louise Parker in a blonde wig = Jenny McCarthy circa 2004, right? [ICYDK]
I don’t understand the demographic for the Expendables movies. [The Blemish]
Lindsay Lohan is not welcome in Mexico. Of course. [Yeeeah]
CDAN’s take on the Jennifer Aniston situation. [CDAN]
The Golden Ratio is in your uterus. [Jezebel]
Does Kobe Bryant need to apologize for his Dream Team comment? [Moe Jackson]
Camila Alves is pregnant too, remember? [Amy Grindhouse]
Naomi Campbell’s wonky hairline, Part III. [INFDaily]
Zachary Quinto & the original Spock! [Seriously OMG WTF]
The Voice is already scheduled for a third season. [Reality Tea]
So, so boring: Glee will cover “Call Me Maybe”. [PopBytes]
Famous ladies with beards. [CityRag]
I’m sorry, ladies. I just don’t “get” Jason Mraz. [Celebs]
Why does the world hate gingers?! [Limelife]
Here’s a really cute Dita Von Teese interview. [Life & Style]
A rare piece of Eric Bana news. [Hollywood Rag]
Michelle Obama & Gabby Douglas hang out on Leno. [Bitten & Bound]
Bam Margera is still a toolbox. [Starpulse]

Dear God, Michael Phelps looks HOT HOT HOT in this ad. Photo by Annie Leibovitz. [A Socialite Life]
Joshua Jackson & Diane Kruger are adorable in Canada. [Pop Sugar]
New Lindsay Lohan photos where she doesn’t look like a puffy crackhead. [Dlisted]
I wouldn’t be opposed to a Jeremy Renner-Matt Damon Bourne film. [LaineyGossip]
Review of The Campaign, a film I actually want to see. [Pajiba]
Jennifer Aniston didn’t tell her dad about her engagement. [Celebuzz]
Rhythmic gymnastics is AMAZING. [Go Fug Yourself]
Katy Perry went to a water park and her bikini fell off. [Evil Beet]
Wow, NBC cut out a lot of stuff on their Olympics coverage. [Wonderwall]
Cameron Diaz throws Drew Barrymore a baby shower. [ICYDK]
Ginger Haven Garner Warren is 1 year old today! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
I’ll admit it, some of these names made me laugh. [Gawker]
Much like Biel, Lea Michele would look better without bangs. [Popoholic]
Candy Crowley will be a moderator for one of the presidential debates! [The Frisky]
I’m kind of bummed that I missed Kate Bush. [OMG Blog]
Kim Kardashian twit-pics a photo of her (swimsuit-clad) butt. [Bossip]
I have the feeling that Ricky Gervais is about to offend a lot of people. [I'm Not Obsessed]
You know how Rob Kardashian tweeted about going to law school? He’s not going to law school. Idiot. [Celebslam]

Ryan Lochte loves the celebrity scene in London – too much. [Pop Sugar]
Cameron Diaz to write a health & wellness book? [ICYDK]
King Carl Gustav is the bomb. [Dlisted]
The Brangelina wedding might be next weekend. [LaineyGossip]
The trailer for Whitney Houston’s last film, Sparkle. [Pajiba]
POTUS brags about VPOTUS’s granddaughter’s baller game. [Jezebel]
Britney Spears channels Cleopatra. Or, “Clerra-patter” in Brit-speak. [Celebuzz]
Love Rosemarie DeWitt, hate the dress. [Go Fug Yourself]
Denzel Washington & Mark Wahlberg are working together. [A Socialite Life]
Rihanna & Chris Brown might go public soon. [Evil Beet]
Kim Kardashian’s wedding venue is jinxed. [Amy Grindhouse]
Madonna does… something. Gross. [INFDaily]
Charisma Carpenter has an awful story. [The Blemish]
Does anyone have a coin collection? I do. And now I’m itching to check it. [Wonderwall]
Robin Thicke’s son is SO blonde. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Nicole Richie gets pap’d as makes a salon trip. [Moe Jackson]
The Red Dawn poster looks rough. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Joe Giudice calls his wife a c-bomb. [Reality Tea]

Jennifer Lawrence works out. Guess what she does? She takes boxing classes. Isn’t that kind of awesome? [Popoholic]
Jessica Simpson swears she’s not drinking, y’all. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Doutzen Kroes without Photoshop is still bangin’. [Yeeeah]
The idea of bacon & chocolate made me weak in the knees. [The Frisky]
Mitt Romney & Pres. Obama agree on one thing. [Bossip]
AnnaLynne McCord has always been this slim. [Celebslam]
You can now go on a cruise with a Real Housewife. [CDAN]
Aussie diver says he’ll dive naked if he gets gold. [OMG Blog]
I really don’t get why people are always on Joss Whedon’s jock. [PopBytes]
Naomi Campbell’s wig/hair situation is not looking good. [CityRag]
Gitmo prisoners love Harry Potter, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. [Gawker]
Brittany Snow has changed, man. [Celebs]
Joan Rivers was kicked out of Costco. [Limelife]
Robert Pattinson has trust issues, apparently. [Life & Style]
Mischa Barton has her own London boutique now. [Hollywood Rag]
Julianne Hough and… Diablo Cody? Walk away, Diablo. [Bitten & Bound]
Another reason why Elizabeth Banks is awesome. [Starpulse]

Kristin Cavallari & Jay Cutler welcomed baby boy Camden Jack Cutler. [Wonderwall]
Randy Travis is a drunk driver. Awful. [Dlisted]
The family Bundchen-Brady out and about – cute pics! [LaineyGossip]
River Phoenix joins the ranks of Hologram Tupac. [Pajiba]
Katie Holmes & Suri have another late night. [Pop Sugar]
Perhaps the black bear was PMSing? [Jezebel]
The woman who wrote The Killing might take a crack at 50 Shades. Ugh. [Celebuzz]
Kiernan Shipka is so friggin’ cute. [Go Fug Yourself]
Naomi Watts thinks Princess Diana would approve of her bio-pic. [A Socialite Life]
Mila Kunis & Ashton are still together, still gross. [Evil Beet]
LMAO at this photo. Perfect. [Amy Grindhouse]
I do not understand Madonna’s outfit. [INFDaily]
Marisa Miller is pregnant and she tweeted an underwater pic. [The Blemish]
Kanye West wrote another song for Kim Kardashian. [ICYDK]
Gavin Rossdale & Kingston are adorable together. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Who is Joanna Krupa again? [Moe Jackson]
*Deep breath* WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? [Seriously OMG WTF]
The Real Housewives attend GLAAD event. [Reality Tea]

Daniel Day-Lewis as Abraham Lincoln… and he looks exactly like Lincoln. [OMG Blog]
Jennifer Lawrence is making $10 million for the second Hunger Games movie. She only got $500,000 for the first one. [CDAN]
Brad Pitt bought Maddox a motorbike for his 11th birthday? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Adrianne Curry in a bikini. With a lightsaber. [Yeeeah]
Monica Cruz (Penelope’s little sister) for Agent Provocateur. [Popoholic]
Jessica Paré (Megan on Mad Men) sings with Jesus & Mary Chain. Wait, J&MC is still together?! That’s the real news. [The Frisky]
A gem from The Illuminati Files. [Bossip]
Victoria Silverstedt is classy (NSFW-ish). [Celebslam]
Aaliyah is still releasing singles??? [PopBytes]
Happy birthday, Charlize Theron. Wait, she’s only 37? Cough. [CityRag]
Did a bronze medal make this dude get… uh, “excited”? [Gawker]
Bill Murray will not be doing another Ghostbusters. [Celebs]
If you’ve given birth, you have a better memory. Or something. [Limelife]
Beyonce wants to make a documentary about her life. [Life & Style]
Simon Cowell has a “space room”. [Hollywood Rag]
Rob Kardashian heads to law school this fall. [Bitten & Bound]
Anne Hathaway & Aaron Sorkin are cohosting an Obama fundraiser. [Starpulse]

Jessica Alba’s daughter Haven Garner Warren is a ginger too. [Amy Grindhouse]
Brigitte Nielsen is a drunken mess. [Dlisted]
Cute photos of Prince Harry, William & Usain Bolt. [LaineyGossip]
I don’t know what they’re talking about, some of these beards are HOT. [Pajiba]
Ryan Lochte isn’t all that once he’s out of the pool. [Pop Sugar]
Yet another reason to love Gabby Douglas. [Jezebel]
Princess Diana’s brother named his newborn daughter Diana. [Celebuzz]
This photo of Michael Phelps gave my biscuits a fever. [Go Fug Yourself]
Jared Padecki keeps getting pap’d. [A Socialite Life]
Tom Arnold came out to roast Rosanne. [Evil Beet]
Another reason to love Prince Harry! [INFDaily]
I like Zach Galifianakis’s WWF t-shirt. [The Blemish]
Missy Franklin is totally America’s Reigning Sweetheart. [Wonderwall]
Jennifer Aniston’s nips are coming to get you. [ICYDK]
Scott Disick & Mason are super-cute together. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Anna Kendrick got a better stylist. [Moe Jackson]
Oprah & Rihanna are tight now. [Seriously OMG WTF]
The phrase “Dramastically Speaking” is cracking me up. [Reality Tea]