Tomorrow is my son’s second birthday, so I will be taking the day off to spend it with him and prepare for his party. Thanks for giving me a gossip pass for the day.

Here are today’s links.

- Jared Leto hates bloggers because we point out what a fucking idiot he is [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Scientologists commit vote fraud to make sure that Katie Holmes doesn’t win Mollygood’s Dead Eye Off [Mollygood]
- Clay Aiken: The Untold Story (site has audio) [YTMND]
- Victoria Beckham wants Katie Holmes to play her in a movie about her life [Dlisted]
- Paris Hilton told LA cops she’s not smart enough to remember things she says [yeeeah]
- Russel Crowe doesn’t cut his kid’s hair, either [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- George Clooney hooked up with another random chick [Glitterati]
- Vanessa Minnillo in Maxim [Bastardly]
- Steve Irwin’s memorial service was Wednesday [Gabsmash]
- Pregnant Brooke Burke and her boyfriend on the beach [ICYDK]
- Brad and Angelina start their own charity, give $2 million [Socialite's Life]
- Drama at the Teen Vogue party [Hot Momma Drama]
- The art Angelina Jolie dropped $400,000 on. [CityRag]
- Britney’s seven deadly sins [Best Week Ever]
- British people most want to have sex with Jessica Alba and Robbie Williams. Robbie Williams? [Agent Bedhead]
- J.Lo gets fertility treatment [Celebguru]
- YouTube founders won’t take less than $1.5 billion for it [Metadish]
- Oprah hasn’t pumped gas in over 20 years [Wampoon]

- Bam Margera said on Howard Stern that he slept with Jessica Simpson while she was filming “Dukes of Hazzard” - and while she was still married to Nick Lachey [CityRag]
- Jessica Simpson keeps her eyes on the floor because she just can’t stand it when men look her in the eye [Hollywood Tuna]
- Jack Osbourne wears pink panties [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Gwyneth Paltrow wants to set up her mom, Blythe Danner, with Paul McCartney [ICYDK]
- Paris Hilton gives a homeless guy $100 - when the paparrazi were watching, of course [Mollygood]
- President Bush decoded by Little Richard [OMG! Blog]
- Kristin Cavallari thinks she can make enough money to retire early [Pop on the Pop]
- Mena Suvari and her itty bitty titties at Fashion Week [The Bastardly]
- Courtney Love helped Whitney Houston get clean [DListed]
- Bill Clinton on “The Daily Show” [MetaDish]
- Victoria Beckham in a see-through top [yeeeah]
- Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz claim that the paparrazo who photographed them all pissed off was trying to hit them with his car [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- The new Tara Reid horror flick, “Incubus,” bypasses straight-to-DVD and goes straight-to-download [Agent Bedhead]
- Don’t spend $129 on Chanel Black Satin nail polish when Opi’s Lincoln Park after Dark is $7 and looks the same [The Trixie]
- Anna Nicole Smith and her son on the cover of In Touch [Celebrific]
- New NBC show “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip” starts a blog that rips off Defamer, thinks it’s brilliant marketing [Best Week Ever]
- Sephora to now be the sole provider of beauty products within all JCPenney stores. Really? [Chic Mommy]
- Angelina Jolie bought $400,000 worth of Banksy’s art [Socialite's Life]
- Rosie calls Oprah a “tiny bit gay” [Hollyscoop]

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- The more sexy and famous you are, the more likely you are to break up. Math proves it, yep. [Mollygood]
- Kate Moss is the world’s ugliest supermodel [yeeeah]
- Rosie makes Elizabeth Hasselbeck cry every day [Jossip]
- What did Madonna do to her hair? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan wants to move to England. Good riddance. [PopSugar]
- A new Red-Bull type beverage called Cocaine. What a great idea. [Best Week Ever]
- David Beckham says that Victoria buys expensive stuff for herself and gives him cheap gifts [Haute Gossip]
- Those aren’t real crotch shots of Lindsay and Paris, they’re just wearing the latest in faux-vag couture [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Isla Fisher: hot or not? [Bastardly]
- Celebrity twins that aren’t really twins [CityRag]
- Keira Knightly and her boyfriend at a baseball game [ICYDK]
- Nicole Kidman didn’t diss Angelina Jolie’s charity work [Socialite's Life]
- Fergie doesn’t realize how hard it is to sit behind a computer and talk shit about celebrities [DListed]
- Is Sarah Jessica Parker pregnant? [Glitterati]
- In what sounds like a punchline, cops have found pot on Willie Nelson’s tour bus [Metadish]
- Mischa Barton’s curtain dress [Celebguru]
- Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, but every day is “Talk Like a Pirate Day” at my house, because my two year-old just loves saying Arrrr! [Agent Bedhead]

- Paris Hilton channels Debra LaFave and seduces a student in her new video [Agent Bedhead]
- Kajol refuses to pose with her Bollywood legend doll - while at a photo op promoting the dolls [Chic Mommy]
- Daniel Smith did not die from a suicidal overdose, but he was on antidepressants [DListed]
- Pictures of Daniel Smith, Anna Nicole, and little Hannah taken the day before Daniel died [Hot Momma Drama]
- Mel Gibson walked his daughter, Hannah, down the aisle at her wedding [ICYDK]
- Janet Jackson used cocaine by “mistake” [yeeeah]
- Rachel Ray is giving Martha Stewart a run for her money [Celebrity Mound]
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are still together [Bricks and Stones]
- Nicole Kidman is officially off pregnancy watch [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Inside Britney Spears’ birth room [I'm not obsessed]
- Deep fried Coca Cola. Who knew this was even possible? [Shallow and Tacky]
- Did Britney Spears have a tummy tuck? [The Bosh]
- Lindsay Lohan stomped on a DVD of one of Scarlett Johansson’s movies [Mollygood]
- Christina Aguilera looking upset at Jordan Bratman [Bastardly]
- Christina Aguilera in a lingerie photoshoot [WWTDD]
- That could be a Victoria Beckham nipple slip, but it’s hard to tell [Egotastic]
- Winona Ryder gets naked for cancer [IDLYITW]
- Victoria Silvstedt reminds us that all you need is lots of cash if you want to get lingerie models to sleep with you. [Metadish]
- Denise Richards skanks it up [Glitterati]
- Nicole Richie tries to eat [Socialite's Life]
- Mary-Kate Olsen realizes she looks terrible, fights for her man [PopSugar]
- Pictures of Banksy’s barely legal exhibit [popbytes]
- Banksy screwed all LA-area artists out of using live elephants in their exhibits. [QuizLaw]
- One year ago in gossip, Fergie needed depends [CityRag]
- Does remembering watching “Pretty in Pink” in high school make you feel old? [The Trixie]

I passed out early last night due to toddler and in-law overload and did not get to the links, I’m sorry about that.

I’m excited to announce that we have a new blogger today. Please welcome Chic Mommy! She’s busier than I am and will be contributing when she can. She is another mother who loves her gossip. She used to work as an auditor, documenting financial mistakes made by companies. She’s come to realize that it’s more fun to document fashion mistakes made by celebrities. She says, “In a way, I’m doing what I used to do, but this time, I’m having more fun.”

- Current Hilton Sisters Terror Alert Level: Low [Chic Mommy]
- Did Paris Hilton sing on her own (digitally manipulated) album, or did they use someone else’s voice entirely? [Mollygood]
- “Half Nelson” is a movie about a talented teacher who is rescued from drug addiction by a student, and it has avoids the cliches of the feel-good teacher/mentor movie. [Pajiba]
- How did Jennifer Aniston get voted best dressed when all she wears is black? [Agent Bedhead]
- Baby Shiloh is a Gerber baby [Gabsmash]
- Nick Lachey wont talk about his relationship with Vanessa Minnillo [PopSugar]
- Kimbo Stewart’s new boyfriend is plain nasty [Im Not Obsessed]
- Rachel Bilson as Wonder Woman? [WWTDD]
- J.Lo’s new look is old Hollywood - dead old Hollywood [The Trixie]
- Why does Scarlett Johansson always look so gorgeous? [CityRag]
- George Clooney to speak with the UN Security Council [Socialite's Life]
- Kate Beckinsale’s colonic irrigation system [Bastardly]
- Was Lindsay Lohan’s missing bag a practical joke on us? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Jessica Simpson needs to keep shopping [Hollywood Rag]
- NASA confirms global warming, Bush still in denial [Metadish]
- “Napoleon Dynamite” star Jon Heder and his wife, Kirsten, are expecting a baby [ICYDK]
- Jessica Biel not only has a fabulous ass, shes been blessed with a huge long tongue [Celebguru]
- Celebrity Bandana Mania [Celebrific]
- Mena Suvari making out with her boyfriend at Fashion Week [yeeeah]
- Is Sarah Jessica Parker going to have another filly? [Haute Gossip]

- Paris Hilton and Travis Barker make out [Egotastic]
- Paris Hilton and Travis Barker smoke pot [IDLYITW]
- Paris and Nicky Hilton on the runway at the Heatherette show [ICYDK]
- Lindsay Lohan gets her giant orange bag back. No word if her panties were in there. [Chic Mommy]
- Nicole Richie blames the press for her eating disorder [Metadish]
- Yes, Tori Spelling really is pregnant! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Fall ‘06 fashion must-haves. [The Trixie]
- Join the Mile High Club for less than $300, but don’t expect to have time for foreplay [La.com]
- Is Frances Bean Cobain related to Tina Yothers? [CityRag]
- Jack White won’t look as fat as he does now when he’s animated for The Simpsons [Agent Bedhead]
- Kitty Dukakis drank nail polish remover she was so desperate [yeeeah]
- Scarlet Johansson said she didn’t have sex with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator; isn’t a lesbian [Socialite's Life]
- Justin Timberlake was crushed by large fans on TRL [Mollygood]
- Get an annoying magnetic ribbon for your car that’s an original [Stale Betty]
- Jack Black and his new baby [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Kate Beckinsale thinks it’s still the 90s [Haute Gossip]
- Alanis Morrisette to play a lesbian on Nip/Tuck [Glitterati]
- Was there someone else involved in David Smith’s death? [DListed]
- Whitney and Bobby have split-ney! [Best Week Ever]
- Britney Spears had potentially life-threatening pre-eclampsia! [Hollyscoop]
- Jennifer Love Hewitt shops for CDs [The Bastardly]
- Victoria Beckham stocked up on KY for fashion week [Hollywood Tuna]

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- Britney Spears had a 7 lb, 11oz boy! Yes, a boy! (Thanks Millie!) [Mollygood]
- Ben Affleck eats a Big Mac in his car, but it looks like he’s up to something else [I'm not obsessed]
- Australian Steve Irwin fans are avenging his death by killing innocent stingrays [Bastardly]
- Forrest Gump was based on a soft-core porn character played by Tom Hanks’ brother [yeeeah]
- Those 9/11 shows that were historically innacurate and controversial were beaten in the ratings by “The Simpsons,” “American Dad,” and “Family Guy” [Metadish]
- Cool Cats with headphones on. [CityRag]
- John Mayer says that he just wants to play his music, avoid Jessica Simpson [Celebrific]
- Petra Nemcova is still hot, still has puffy cheeks [Hollywood Tuna]
- Marcia Cross rubs her baby bump [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Winona Ryder at the Olympus Fashion show [ICYDK]
- Video of the winner of the Japanese air guitar contest [Haute Gossip]
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols are back together [PopSugar]
- What’s up with Carmen Electra’s hair? [Agent Bedhead]

- Penelope Cruz and Matthew McConaughey together again? [PopSugar]
- Beyonce wears a skirt made of bananas. [Mollygood]
- Are Beyonce and Jay-Z over? [Gabsmash]
- 50 Cent was arrested for traffic-related charges [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- If you bought James Frey’s “Million Little Pieces” you might actually be able to make money by selling it back to Random House for the full retail price. [Metadish]
- Ever wonder what Kato Kaelin does for a living now that he’s no longer the world’s most famous guest house-guest? He’s stars in terrible straight to DVD films. [Pajiba]
- Ever wonder what happened to blonde-boy supergroup Hanson? [Agent Bedhead]
- Aishwarya Rai stops traffic [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- Suri Cruise’s first portrait, with an Asian influence [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Eva Mendes, Zach Braff, and Rachel Bilson at fashion week [Bastardly]
- Celebrity hair twins! [CityRag]
- Britney Spears is either in labor or making an ice-cream run [Socialite's Life]
- Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner at the Hollywoodland premiere [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Celebrities at fashion week [Hot Momma Drama]
- Captain Kirk is afraid of space! [Wampoon]
- Photographic proof that Paris is hooking up with Travis Barker. Lookalike my ass [ICYDK]
- John Travolta is secure in his supposed heterosexuality [Haute Gossip]

- Scarlet Johansson looked like a 50s Q-Tip at the Black Dahlia premiere [ICYDK]
- Jake Gyllenhaal shaved his beard [Socialite's Life]
- Britney Spears might not steal SP’s Birthday after all. She could be scheduled for a C-Section today. [Mollygood]
- Jessica’s Biel’s ass stops traffic [Bastardly]
- Nicole Richie says she’s hurt by all the speculation about her weight, and that she’s not eating for the pap’s benefit. [Haute Gossip]
- Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz to reunite on screen. Don’t expect much [Pajiba]
- Marcia Cross is pregnant [Gabsmash]
- E! is putting out a calendar of ugly-sexy guys including Cisco Adler, Zach Braff and David Spade [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Daniel Craig hates LA [DListed]

- Paris Hilton + Brandon Davis: Greasy Heirs II - The Search for Tink. So funny. [Grumpy Old Indian Man]
- Paris and Perez: a match made in hell [Chic Mommy]
- Full Suri Cruise Vanity Fair spread [DListed]
- Suri has emo hair [Best Week Ever]
- Exclusive Before and After Photos of Suri Cruise’s Vanity Fair Spread [Metadish]
- Katie Holmes shopping [I'm not obsessed]
- So is Lindsay Lohan engaged or what? [Glitterati]
- Kirsten Drunkst has a new man [Mollygood]
- Are Brad and Angelina finally going to get married? [popbytes]
- Angelina Jolie is not pregnant again [Socialite's Life]
- Celebrities dissing Hip-Hop [cityrag]
- Naomi Watts shops at Whole Foods [Bastardly bottom feeders]
- Pamela Anderson to put out her own line of makeup [Agent Bedhead]
- Alanis Morissette and Ryan Reynolds aren’t quite split up yet [Bricks and Stones]
- Jessica Simpson got dumped by John Mayer [IDLYITW]
- Mel Gibson and son mugshots [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Beyonce’s album is not a flop [Media Take Out]
- Barbara Walters tells Rosie O’Donnel not to blog. It’s not like anyone understood what the hell she was saying anyway [Bringing blogging back]
- Mischa Barton has no ass [Egotastic]