- The Naomi Campbell Cell Phone (Gallery of the Absurd)
- Catherine Keneer blames a reporter for the fact that Jennifer Aniston can’t shut up about her miserable life (PopSugar)
- Chad Michael Murray from One Tree Hill is engaged to an 17 or 18 year-old extra that is probably pregnant. Murray divorced his co-star after 5 months of marriage last September. (Perez Hilton)
- Avril Lavigne and Hillary Duff are drunk (yeeeah)
- Jessica Alba’s boyfriend makes her take out the trash (Hollywood Tuna)
- Matthew McConaughey has friends with benefits (The Bastardly)
- Is Brad Pitt homesick? (Glitterati)
- George Clooney’s plan to flood Gawker Stalker with fake reports was supposedly an April Fool’s Joke. Yeah, right. (DListed)
- Clooney’s old-school Vegas resort project may not get off the ground now that Brad Pitt isn’t going to partner with him. (Jossip)
- George Clooney’s bare ass in a sex scene (Socialite’s Life)

- Keira Knightly is diva-licious (City Rag)
- If you look close at Lohan’s nose, there’s a perceptable white sheen (Blog NYC)
- Susan Sarandon thinks President Bush is a crook (yeeeah)
- Tori Spelling and her look-alike tranny (The Bastardly)
- Nicole-a-rexia (PopSugar)
- Robert Downey, Jr. has a (hopefully) sober 41st birthday (Glitterati)
- K-Fed Dance off and guess who won? (DListed)
- Scarlet Johansson to play the role of a 14 year-old girl (IDLYITW)
- Kirsten Dunst has found true love (Gallery of the Absurd)

So I’m a bad liar and didn’t run any April Fools day jokes, but Mike at D-Listed was brilliant yesterday. I totally believed that there was going to be 9 to 5 reunion and that Jada Pinket Smith’s lesbian lover gave an interview. I even read all the same celebrity news sources and thought “My God, how did I miss these awesome stories?”

By the time I posted yesterday’s links, though, I had figured it out and needed to try to fool other people.

Trent at Pink is the New Blog probably didn’t fool many people by announcing he was converting to Scientology, but it was still funny. We probably would have believed Kaballah, though.

There are a few stories on Oh No they Didn’t that look bogus. One involves a bad anonymous source that claims J-Lo is a cokehead. Come on, wouldn’t she be skinnier if that’s true?

Another states that Isaac Hayes said that Matt and Trey Parker made up the Scientology quitting controversy to get free publicity for South Park. The source link admits it’s an April Fool’s joke.

There’s a picture of Lindsay Lohan’s ass (NSFW) that may be Photoshopped but is possibly real and another article states that she’s going to shill for Proactiv.

P.Diddy, meanwhile is said to be suing Proactiv for failing to get rid of his acne. Our friends at Crunk and Disorderly picked up that story then admitted they were Punk’d.

We’re trying to put together some news stories for today, but as you can see there’s a lot of junk out there.

Update: That picture of Lohan’s ass is real!

- Mike at D-Listed has a lot of excellent exclusives today. Jada Pinket Smith has a long-term lesbian lover, there’s going to be a 9 to 5 sequel, and Britney Spears says she’s not pregnant, just fat.
- There are pictures of Britney and K-Fed with the little people they exploited at his birthday party. (The Bastardly)
- Maddox is a lucky litte boy. (Just Jared)
- Beyonce’s dad challenges Simon Cowell to a death match (Crunk and Disorderly)
- More pics of Britney Spears at the dance studio - you never can tell if that girl’s pregnant (Hollywood Rag)
- Colin Farrell avoids the law (IDLYITW)
- Brad Pitt is in the Dominican Republic now? (Faded Youth)

- Pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow didn’t just have one beer one time (PopSugar)
- Brad Pitt asked Vince Vaughn to take Aniston off his hands, and he helped him out (The Bastardly)
- Courtney Love sells Nirvana (Yeeeah)
- What is Vin Diesel Doing at the GayVN Awards? (DListed)
- Lenny Kravitz to play Jimi Hendrix (Glitterati)
- Busta bashes source editor Naomi style (Jossip)
Update: The Google Idol lip sync competition ends tomorrow! Be sure to vote in the final. [via]

- Jessica Simpson actually does want to drop kids off at the pool (A Socialite’s Life)
- Kate Moss pulls a Sienna Miller (PopSugar)
- Where’s Clay Gaiken? (DListed)
- Sinead O’Conner likes old men (Glitterati)
- Which one of Wilmer’s conquests did he do up the ass? (Bastardly)
- Justin Timberlake hates K-Fed and feels sorry for Britney (IDLYITW)
- Noami Campbell attacks again (Gabsmash)
- Proof that the Spederlines objectify little people (Pink is the New Blog)
- Is J-Lo a Liar, a Hypocrite or has Marc Anthony Just Driven Her to Smoke? (Blog NYC)

- Melanie Griffith is so low class she uses a disposable camera (Glitterati)

- Brad Pitt narrates an architecture series on PBS (guess that’s why he bought that one book a while ago) (PopSugar)

- Matt Damon on the set of his new film (Just Jared)

- What’s wrong with Jennifer Aniston’s hairline? (Faded Youth)

- Whitney Houston hooked on crack and vibrators (Hollywood Rag)

- Celebrity siblings go wild online (Jossip)

- The many faces of Tom Cruise (Socialite’s Life)

- Jessica Alba retires from Hollywood (The Bastardly)

- Fuggifer Aniston (Go Fug Yourself)

- Scarlet Johansson is the sexiest woman alive (Hollywood Tuna)

- Wilmer Valderrama told Howard Stern basically everything about his sex life (The Bastardly)

- Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake plan on being “life partners.” Yeah, that must be what’s going on. (Faded Youth)

- Justin Timberlake got his first leading film role - as a Rambo-type character. (yeeeah)

- Pink was heartbroken that her girlfriend at the age of 13 left her for her brother (DListed)

- Paris is back with Starvos for his inheritance (PopSugar)

- Star Jones did not almost die, and was seen celebrating her birthday with her husband (Hollywood Rag)

- Fergie also had a birthday (Glitterati)

- Sienna Miller is after Keira Knightly’s ex (Egotastic)

- The PopBytes guy got to meet Santino and Nicole Richie this weekend, and he is surprisingly humble about it. (PopBytes)
- More unneeded proof that Tom Cruise is hardcore (DListed)
- The Pussycat Dolls live up to their name - again (Perez Hilton)
- It’s gonna blow: MI3 photos (Just Jared)
- Kristin Cavalleri’s unconfirmed relationship with Nick Lachey will remain unconfirmed (PopSugar)
- Unsupervised teenage sex on The OC (Egotastic)

- Lots of naked male celebrities including Antonio Banderas, Bruce Willis, Colin Farrel, Josh Duhamel, Robbie Williams, Daniel Craig, Viggo Mortenson, Wesley Snipes and a surprisingly well hung Enrique Iglesias. NSFW at all, but it’s the weekend almost. (Oh no they didn’t!)

- There are artists who are so out of touch with pop culture that they think Britney Spears had a natural childbirth. (DListed)

- Natalie Portman’s prostitute comment was taken out of context - she realized she shouldn’t have said it and added a qualifier, but she’s still a hypocrite (Egotastic)

- Pink used to be a junkie. Now her idea to start a line of strip clubs doesn’t seem so smart. (Yeeeah)

- Colin Farrel and Kate Moss? That’s a step up for her. (IDLYITW)

- Tara Reid wears an embroidered slip and still looks better than normal (Hollywood Rag)

- Angelina Jolie forbids Brad to do sex scenes? Please let this not be true. (Socialite’s Life)

- Alcoholics Anonymous is the new Kaballah (Faded Youth)

- Anyone who models their life philosophy on the guy responsible for Battlefield Earth has to be crazy (The Bastardly)