Courtney Love is being evicted from her $27,000-a-month rental. [Gawker]
Charlize Theron loves being bitchfaced and alone. [ICYDK]
Scarlett Johansson‘s teeth were messed up on The Late Show. [Yeeeah]
Jennie Garth got a reality show too. Ugh. [CDAN]
Everybody has strong feelings about everyone else‘s ovaries. [The Frisky]
Sh-t Gay Guys Say: hilarious. [OMG Blog]
Nicole Scherzinger was held at gunpoint. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Simon Cowell got one of those Smart Cars. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Brooke Mueller is only in rehab to get a deal on her possession charge. [Radar]
Kris Humphries‘s dad wants to write a Kardashian tell-all. [Life & Style]
Suri Cruise threw a tantrum while toy-shopping. [INFDaily]
Patton Oswalt reminds you not to text during a movie. [PopBytes]
Wow, Snooki has lost A LOT of weight. [Hollywood Rag]
Your teenager is probably high right now. [LimeLife]
Jessica Alba‘s InStyle Australia cover. [Celebs]
Britney Spears flashed her crotch a lot this year. [CityRag]
Howard Stern joins America‘s Got Talent. [Bitten and Bound]
I love Matt Damon‘s holiday sweater. [Starpulse]

Derek Jeter gives his one-night-stands a ride home & a gift basket. [Dlisted]
Love Leonardo & Carey Mulligan in these pics. [LaineyGossip]
Review of Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows. OMG! [Pajiba]
Charlize Theron‘s must-have accessory: the bitchface. [Pop Sugar]
Mason Dixon is 2 years old. Looks like Premo. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Ryan Gosling is taking ballet classes. Because he‘s a hipster. [Videogum]
Trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen‘s The Dictator. [Celebuzz]
Why was Charlie Sheen trying to talk to Justin Bieber? [The Blemish]
ScarJo called Matt Damon a big baby. [Evil Beet]
Blake Lively has become a paparazzi favorite. [A Socialite Life]
I kind of like Abigail Breslin‘s outfit too. [Go Fug Yourself]
Those “Kris Humphries is cheating” stories were probably planted. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shenae Grimes gives good bitchface too. [Moe Jackson]
Six things you might not know about Michelle Bachmann. [Jezebel]
Is Terrell Owens a deadbeat dad? [Bossip]
Lady Gaga, the well is dry. Go away for a year. [IDLITW]
Amanda Bynes has gained weight, and it went to her face. [Celebslam]

The trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation is… um… is Bruce Willis poor? [I’m Not Obsessed]
Check out Renee Zellweger‘s Connecticut home. [Gawker]
Britney Spears gave Pauly D a lap dance. [Yeeeah]
Blind item about a charitable movie star… Megan Fox? [CDAN]
Here‘s a cool thing that Russell Simmons did. [The Frisky]
This blonde wig looks GREAT on Kristen Wiig. [OMG Blog]
Jimmy Kimmel is a deliciously evil genius. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Four new Kardashian shows are in the works. SRSLY. [ICYDK]
Nikki Blonsky is “proud” to work in a hair salon. [Radar]
Brooke Burns is engaged. [Life & Style]
Tara Reid is back on the dating scene. [INFDaily]
Adele isn‘t planning another album for a while. DAMN IT. [PopBytes]
Mariah Carey in S&M black. [Hollywood Rag]
Fantasia Barrino is pregnant with a boy. [LimeLife]
I think Paula Patton is gorge, but this cover kind of sucks. [Celebs]
Sleeping puppies of the year. OMGOMG. [CityRag]
Tyra Banks is single, y‘all. [Bitten and Bound]
Robert Downey Jr.’s lifts might be bigger than Tom Cruise‘s. [Starpulse]

Pink & baby Willow Hart go Christmas shopping in LA. [A Socialite Life]
Scarlett Johansson‘s face IS crusty. Good call. [LaineyGossip]
Game of Thrones teasers! Peter Dinklage FTW. [Pajiba]
Shirtless Orly Bloom & baby Flynn. Aw… [Pop Sugar]
LeAnn Rimes really does wish that she could BE Brandi Glanville. [Dlisted]
Selma Blair & her adorable baby. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Mitt Romney makes a $10,000 bet, because he‘s out of touch. [Videogum]
Ali Lohan‘s mystery companion is Pootie, correct? [Celebuzz]
Justin Bieber‘s message for the fathers. [The Blemish]
Linnocent’s Playboy outtake/behind-the-scenes pics. [Evil Beet]
Does anyone get hot for Zachary Levi? [Go Fug Yourself]
The Playboy “hacker” story gets more complicated. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shakira‘s new haircut on a red carpet. [Moe Jackson]
Hear from a dude who married a lesbian. [Jezebel]
Bossip made a list of black & Latina women who should have made Men‘s Health‘s Hottest Women Ever list. [Bossip]
Michael Buble‘s wife is hot, blonde. [IDLITW]
Angelina Jolie‘s little twig arms. [Celebslam]

What to Expect When You‘re Expecting looks… terrible. [LaineyGossip]
Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread gets “leaked” (coughDina). [Dlisted]
Review of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy. OMGOMGOMG. [Pajiba]
Lady Gaga thinks she‘s just like Princess Diana. [Evil Beet]
Scout Willis‘s ass in chaps. Yep. [Yeeeah]
Snow White & the Huntsman trailer dubbed in Spanish – it‘s awesome! [Celebuzz]
Octomom getting a six-figure payday? [The Blemish]
Ryan Kwanten gets wet. [A Socialite Life]
Another great, random letter: Fernando is a toolbox. [CDAN]
These Karlie Kloss photos freaked me out too. [The Frisky]
Jennifer Hudson‘s boyfriend looks kind of trashy here. [Bossip]
WTF is up with Jerry Sandusky‘s wife? [IDLITW]
The War on Christmas gets a PSA. [OMG Blog]
Beyonce is getting sued. No, not for copying all of that junk. [I’m Not Obsessed]
RIP Community. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Hulk Hogan is suing his ex-wife. [ICYDK]

Rachel Zoe will eat your soul. How shiny and smooth does she look? [Popsugar]
What the hell? Ryan Seacrest could replace Matt Lauer on Today. [Videogum]
Lady Gaga on paying taxes: “I had to get wasted first,” “it’s a lot of money” [Radar]
Outrageous stories of dating guys in the finance industry, includes e-mails [Gawker]
Helen Mirren is giving away her famous red bikini [Celebslam]
I’m not a fan of Claire Danes’ red doily dress, but the Fug Girls like it [Go Fug Yourself]
Amber Portwood got in a hair-pulling girl fight at iHop [Amy Grindhouse]
Kate Beckinsale has a lot of action films coming up [Moe Jackson]
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s divorce is finalized [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Passive aggressive gifts for jerks. [Jezebel]
Carla Bruni goes out with her baby girl, Giulia [INFDaily]
Thoughts on Amy Winehouse’s posthumous album [PopBytes]
Miranda Kerr’s bikini body in Grazia [Hollywood Rag]
Mindy Kalling gets her own cartoon on NBC primetime! [LimeLife]
Forbes top 10 bang for the buck actors [Celebs]
Kitties and puppies in stockings! [CityRag]
The Farrelly brothers’ Three Stooges trailer [Starpulse]

Linnocent will debut her Playboy cover on Ellen next week, but here‘s a preview. [ICYDK]
Brad Pitt, George Clooney & many more do awesome villain videos. [NYT]
Blind items! Khloe Kardashian totally isn‘t a Kardashian. [Dlisted]
Stacy Keibler mentioned babies! It was nice knowing you, Cray-Cray. [LaineyGossip]
State of Play on BBC America! The original, awesome miniseries. [Pajiba]
Kristen Wiig is dating Drew Barrymore‘s ex. [Evil Beet]
JWoww‘s Maxim Jugs. [Yeeeah]
Rebecca Gayheart & Eric Dane are still together. [Celebuzz]
Miranda Kerr poses without clothes. OMG. [Pop Sugar]
Sofia Vergara makes bad faces. Her rack still looks good, though. [The Blemish]
Oh, hello, Nick Ayler. Can I buy you a drink? [A Socialite Life]
OMG, read Mike‘s CRAY CRAY letter to Lauren. [CDAN]
An 8-year-old pwns Michelle Bachmann. [The Frisky]
Queen Latifah covers Essence, talks about body image. [Bossip]
Our current Miss America is a drunk-driving a–hole. [IDLITW]
Sleepy Kitteh just wants to go to sleep right here okay? [OMG Blog]
Alec Baldwin quit Twitter. Because it‘s a rude, vile little pig. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Matt Damon & David Letterman pose for their Christmas card. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Kanye West wants world leaders at his funeral. [Celebs]
Candace Bushnell is in the midst of a ballerina sex scandal. [Gawker]
Lindsay Lohan‘s ever-changing crack face. [Celebslam]
CODE RED BANGS TRAUMA: The Jenna Dewan Edition. [Go Fug Yourself]
Vanessa Hudgens‘s new piece is still very fancy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Irina Shayk‘s terrible GQ Spain shoot. [Moe Jackson]
Valerie Bertinelli talks about weight loss, diets. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Wait, FHM has an Indian edition? The misogynists have won. [Jezebel]
Demi Moore weeps at a funeral. [Radar]
Jessica Simpson is still talking ‘bout babies. [Life & Style]
Kristie Alley‘s size six ass doing some Christmas shopping. [INFDaily]
Does Andy Serkis really deserve an Oscar campaign? [Videogum]
Review of The Artist – I want to see this! [PopBytes]
Random D-list celebrities in bikinis. [Hollywood Rag]
Dr. Phil regrets his vasectomy. [LimeLife]
Blake Lively‘s Pillow Baby. [CityRag]
Christie Brinkley owes back-taxes. [Bitten and Bound]
I dislike Zoe Saldana‘s outfit, but I LOVE her purse. [Starpulse]

Olivia Wilde does not look good in this outfit. Also, Ol’ Cockburn was just named the newest face of Revlon. [Celebuzz]
Is Sparkles cheating on K-Stew with Sarah Roemer? [Dlisted]
Karl Lagerfeld knows that Jessica Biel sucks. [LaineyGossip]
Eight-minute preview of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo. [Pajiba]
Daniel Radcliffe is a dirty, dirty boy. [Evil Beet]
Miranda Kerr looks great in this Louis Vuitton dress. [Yeeeah]
Blake & Ryan, after their WASPy holiday. [Pop Sugar]
Amanda Seyfried is an idiot with a cute ass. [The Blemish]
Jake Gyllenhaal‘s literal beard is making him sad. [A Socialite Life]
We could be seeing Flying Tomato Dong very soon. [CDAN]
Katy Perry‘s new hair is…? I dunno. [The Frisky]
Black criminals are less likely to be pardoned than their white brethren. [Bossip]
Christina Aguilera from behind, in leggings. [IDLITW]
Animals going all Kanye with ALL CAPS. [OMG Blog]
Dimple Parade photos of the day! [I’m Not Obsessed]
Craig Ferguson‘s “Come Hither” Face. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kim Richards goes into rehab. [ICYDK]
Nick Hogan is getting sued for ANOTHER car accident. [Celebslam]

Prince Harry & Chelsy Davy have reunited. Just for one kiss. [Dlisted]
Jessica Simpson‘s pregnancy style is better than her regular style. [LaineyGossip]
First look at Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters. Jeremy Renner! [Pajiba]
This guy is a stalker, correct? Correct. [Gawker]
Australia hates Kim Kardashian. [Yeeeah]
Felicity Jones has a great publicist. [Go Fug Yourself]
Aw, Sarah Jessica Parker‘s girls are so cute. [Celebuzz]
Michael Sheen & Rachel McAdams just need to get married already. [Pop Sugar]
Least influential celebrities of the year include January Jones, GOOP. [The Blemish]
Zoe Saldana looks cute here, as does Zachary Quinto. [A Socialite Life]
Lisa Marie Presley is suing her father‘s estate. [CDAN]
Kris Humphries wants to dump Kim‘s prenup. [IDLITW]
Linnocent says that Courtney Love isn‘t her sober coach. [Amy Grindhouse]
Olivia Wilde is hanging all over Jason Bateman. [Moe Jackson]
Now Jessica Simpson is claiming she thinks it‘s a girl. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Khloe Kardashian without makeup. [Evil Beet]
Ashley Greene makes out with Spiderman. [ICYDK]
Blake Lively has cute nose crinkles. [Celebslam]