Crystal Harris’s sad Playboy cover. [Dlisted]
Viggo Mortensen speaking Danish, and other secretly bilingual actors. [Pajiba]
Blind items! I‘ll laugh if #1 is Bono. I think it is, though. [Gawker]
I don‘t really care for Diane Kruger‘s dress, but she makes it work. [LaineyGossip]
Monia Bellucci gets naked for Elle. Mm… [Yeeeah]
Elizabeth Hurley‘s divorce is finalized. [PopEater]
Hugh Jackman and his gun show. [Celebuzz]
Samuel L. Jackson should not be reading bedtime stories. [Agent Bedhead]
Should we try to hide our tampons at the grocery store? [The Frisky]
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore defend Sarah Palin‘s privacy. [A Socialite Life]
Shania Twain‘s new single. [PopBytes]
Anthony Weiner in women‘s lingerie! [Crazy Days and Nights]
Nobody gives a crap about Facebook anymore? [LimeLife]
Jennifer Hudson is tiny, tiny, tiny. [ICYDK]
Beyonce & I are neurotic Virgos. [Bossip]
James McAvoy talks about something. Mm… [ONTD]
Angelina Jolie & her kids in Malta. Knox is dressed up like a ladybug! I find it adorable, but I‘m sure this will be a seen as some kind of threat to gender identity. [Pop Sugar]

Did Hugh Hefner call off his wedding to Crystal Harris? [Radar]
UPDATE: Oh, it’s confirmed now! That junk was definitely called off.
The Kardashians are no longer being sued for that kredit kard. [Amy Grindhouse]
Wow, Edie Falco looks GREAT. [Go Fug Yourself]
This is the “wall” that Tori Spelling took down. Idiot. [The Blemish]
James Franco wrote a crappy comic book that got rejected. [Evil Beet]
Kim Kardashian‘s ass in spandex. It‘s a work of art. [IDLITW]
Helena Bonham-Carter‘s kids are so cute! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Raccoon McPantless continues to be pretty reckless. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Candy Spelling sold her enormous mansion to a 22-year-old? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Nicky Hilton is a mess too, you know. [Celebslam]
Pamela Anderson looks horrible. [INFDaily]
David Letterman hits some balls. [Bitten and Bound]
Selena Gomez was low on iron. And birth control? [Celebs]
The Beckhams want Eva Longoria as godmother to baby Independence? [The Celebrity Café]
I can‘t help it, I‘m starting to like Coco. [Hollywood Rag]
Horrible Spiderman tattoos. Just hideous. [CityRag]
Dakota Fanning without makeup. [Starpulse]
Ton Cruise might be getting a part in One Shot. [Moviefone]

Kendra Wilkinson turns… 26?!?!?!?!?!? Er, happy birthday? That‘s a really busted 26 years, you know? [Yeeeah]
Seriously, who the F killed Rosie Larson?!? Last night‘s episode was interesting, but my money is still on the senator‘s daughter. Pajiba discusses The Killing. Spoilers! [Pajiba]
Raccoon McPantless covered her nipples with black tape. Of course. [Gawker]
More photos from Linnocent‘s house arrest party. Looking crackie. [LaineyGossip]
Frances McDormand was all “Screw it, I‘ll wear a jean jacket to the Tony‘s.” [Dlisted]
Kim Cattrall really doesn‘t want to make another SATC. [PopEater]
Lady Gaga‘s latest cleavage dress. [Celebuzz]
I‘ve never watched the I, Claudius miniseries. Is it good? [Agent Bedhead]
More photos from the Tonys. [The Frisky]
David Beckham looking really hot AGAIN. Wassup, Becks? [A Socialite Life]
Beyonce on the cover of Dazed & Confused Mag. [PopBytes]
Dr. Drew, medical famewhore, has some thoughts about Anthony Weiner. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Mark Zuckerberg might be engaged to his longtime girlfriend. [LimeLife]
Kelsey Grammer is loved up, foolish, and ridiculous. [ICYDK]
Rihanna and Drake are all over each other again.[Bossip]
More photos of Prince Harry playing polo, being hot. [ONTD]
Brad Pitt is scouting locations in Malta! I‘ve always wanted to go to Malta. [Pop Sugar]

Gerard Butler is probably boning both Ashley Greene and Lady Gaga. I prefer him with Gaga, honestly. Oh, and SUCK IT BIEL. [LaineyGossip]
MUTANT BUNNY. He was born without ears. I love him. [Gawker]
This is both funny and wildly inappropriate. This poor kid. [Dlisted]
Review of Super 8 – Eh, I‘ll still see it at the dollar theater. [Pajiba]
Brooklyn Decker‘s new Esquire pictorial- she was just the cover girl a few months ago! WTF? [Yeeeah]
LMAO, I love when The Fug Girls do Jennifer Lopez. [Go Fug Yourself]
Remember when people were like, “Topher Grace is going places!”? [Pop Sugar]
Will.i.Am is an idiot. [The Blemish]
Sandra Bullock‘s little cropped hairdo: is it a wig? [Evil Beet]
Gerard Butler‘s new girlfriend is all sweaty. [IDLITW]
Rebecca Romijn looks pretty on this mag cover. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jennifer Hudson looks… weird. Bad outfit. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jim Carrey interview – my mom wants to see that movie. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Celebslam tweet-mocks Barron Hilton. [Celebslam]
Selena Gomez was rushed to the hospital. Is she pregnant, you think? [PopEater]
More funny photos from the Rock of Ages set. [Celebuzz]
I think Elle Fanning is taller than Tom Cruise. [Agent Bedhead]

Katy Perry geeks out, looks totally believable. [PopBytes]
OMFG! Look at this photo of the world‘s most pierced woman on her wedding day!! Dear God. [The Frisky]
Michelle Rodriguez looks great here. [INFDaily]
Kate Middleton‘s phone & bank account were hacked. Damn. [A Socialite Life]
Interesting blind item about a Hollywood wife harassing a kid. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Michael J. Fox turns 50 years old! Happy B-day! [LimeLife]
First look at Sacha Baron Cohen‘s new character, based on Saddam. [ICYDK]
Mariah Carey talks about Dem Babies, and Dem Nude Pics. [Bossip]
Ruh-Roh! Beyonce‘s new album getting pushed back to September? [ONTD]
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley‘s new Maxim cover. Pretty. [Amy Grindhouse]
Anthony Weiner‘s wife Huma is still wearing her ring. [Radar]
Shania Twain busted her ass at the CMTs. [Bitten and Bound]
Paz de la Huerta poses nude for Lovecat Mag (NSFW photos). [Celebs]
Zach Galifanakis hates Ke$ha. [The Celebrity Café]
Duane Chapman & his wife both look rough. [Hollywood Rag]
Happy birthday to Natalie Portman too. [CityRag]
Rihanna looks ridiculous. [Starpulse]
Interview with JJ Abrams. [Moviefone]

Shakira is a pole-dancer. Also: I like her wig. [Yeeeah]
Blake Lively & Leo DiCaprio in fair Verona. Sigh… [LaineyGossip]
LMAO @ Michelle Dugger‘s hair. Classic. [Dlisted]
Anthony Wiener‘s blurry dong shot is finally amongst us! [Gawker]
Idris Elba continues to get good work. He might work with Tarantino too! [Pajiba]
Damn, Marcia Cross looked like hell at the CFDAs too. [Go Fug Yourself]
Gwen Stefani needs to just STOP. [Pop Sugar]
Chris Evans is balding. Meh. [The Blemish]
Raccoon McPantless rides again. This time she‘s got a new outfit. [Evil Beet]
Snooki is single. For real, y‘all. [IDLITW]
Poor Selma Blair is still pregnant. It‘s been, like, a year. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Mischa Barton‘s black-and-white dress is… fug. [I’m Not Obsessed]
The real Thelma & Louise step up! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Kim Kardashian threatens to sue In Touch Weekly. [Celebslam]
First photo of Pink & baby Willow. [PopEater]
Zach Galifianakis on the cover of Rolling Stone. [Celebuzz]
Michael Fassbender. Porn. Movie. That‘s what I got from this story. [Agent Bedhead]

Yikes! Raven-Symone looks TINY. [Amy Grindhouse]
I really like Jared Leto‘s pretty coat. That‘s about it. [A Socialite Life]
The ladies of the Anthony Weiner scandal. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian‘s kat-face is “exhausted”. [INFDaily]
Eminem takes on Lady Gaga. The two of them should just get a room. [PopBytes]
Josh Duhamel is returning to All My Children. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Waity & Wills begin to hire staff, just like I knew they would. [LimeLife]
Here‘s the trailer for JJ Abrams‘ new show, Alcatraz. [ICYDK]
Beyonce did a song with Andre 3000. [Bossip]
Chris Evans seems kind of meh, I don‘t get why people hate him. [ONTD]
All I got from this was “Weiner mounts Boehner”. [Radar]
More photos from the MTV Movie Awards. [Bitten and Bound]
Chris Brown‘s latest tattoo. [Celebs]
Simon Cowell wants Cheryl Cole to return to the UK X Factor. [The Celebrity Café]
I thought defacing money is a federal crime? [CityRag]
OH NOES. Mark Wahlberg & Justin Bieber are teaming up on screen. [Starpulse]
The best viral marketing campaigns in film history? [Moviefone]

Amanda Bynes needs to STOP. [Go Fug Yourself]
Reese Witherspoon & Jennifer Garner are friends? That makes sense. [LaineyGossip]
Lauren Hill is pregnant – for the sixth time! [Dlisted]
Rick Santorum is officially running for the Republican nomination. Goody. [Gawker]
Last night‘s episode of The Killing pissed me off too. It should have been episode 3, not episode 11. [Pajiba]
Kardashian glitter ponies. UGH. [Yeeeah]
Kristen Stewart & Sparkles travel together. [Pop Sugar]
Breaking Dawn trailer – “Edward probably orgasms shiny diamonds.” [The Blemish]
Jennifer Aniston‘s decade of gradual plastic surgery hotness. [Evil Beet]
I really liked Mila Kunis‘s skirt. [IDLITW]
I keep forgetting that Alyssa Milano is pregnant. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Julianna Hough still has a contract to fulfill. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Matthew, Camilla & little Levi are all so cute. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Jesus Christ, the Selena Gomez pregnancy stories have begun. [Celebslam]
Cheryl Cole is officially not a judge on The X Factor. [PopEater]
Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian look like hell. [Celebuzz]
Kelsey Grammer & Camille are doing The Parent Trap shizz? [Agent Bedhead]

First look at James Franco in Planet of the Apes. Meh. It doesn’t look bad, but they should have named it something else. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Jennifer Aniston TOPLESS! ZOMG. She‘s never done this before, ever! [IDLITW]
Courtney Love is a mysterious crackhead. [Go Fug Yourself]
Tito Ortiz is naked too. Isn‘t he banging Jenna Jameson? [The Blemish]
Amy Winehouse is totally clean and sober now, y‘all. Six days in rehab. [Evil Beet]
Jimmy Fallon wants to be a father. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Oh, for God‘s sake! Is Cheryl Cole returning to the judge‘s table? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Sandra Bernhard boned Arnold. Ick. [Celebslam]
Channing Tatum as Rachel McAdams‘ love interest? Hm… [ONTD]
Stills from Miley Cyrus‘s new movie are kind of trashy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Charlie Sheen is almost dead, judging from this photo. [Radar]
Rihanna responds to her “Man Down” video controversy. [Bitten and Bound]
Blind item about Blake Lively‘s boob photos. [Celebs]
Gisele could become the first billionaire supermodel. [The Celebrity Café]
Camila Alves looks good here. [Hollywood Rag]
Vintage Angelina Jolie, for her 36th birthday! [CityRag]
Things I knew already: Jennifer Aniston‘s new dude already has a girlfriend. [Starpulse]
The evolution of Brad Pitt. [Moviefone]

Jessica Biel is a terrible actress, and this is a horrendous commercial. [Celebuzz]
Lainey analyzes the problem with Taylor Lautner: his father & the machine. [LaineyGossip]
Another reason to loathe Nobel laureate VS Naipaul. [Gawker]
The poster for The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is just… wrong. Ugh. [Dlisted]
10 men you don‘t want to see without facial hair – Gerard Butler!!! [Pajiba]
More pics from Rosie Huntington Whiteley‘s GQ UK shoot. [Yeeeah]
Arnold isn‘t taking off his wedding ring. [PopEater]
I would watch a vintage Jennifer Lopez porno. [The Frisky]
Moby is an old fart. [Agent Bedhead]
Beyonce‘s new single, “The Best Thing I Never Had”. [PopBytes]
Bradley Cooper is fluent in French. Nice. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Whitney Houston has “deadly emphysema”? [LimeLife]
Fred Durst still exists. Remember how he boned Christina Aguilera? [ICYDK]
Beyonce covers Essence Mag. [Bossip]
Aw, Elton John & David Furnish‘s little boy! [INFDaily]
Ryan Kwanten covers DaMan Mag. [A Socialite Life]
Salma Hayek looks so cute here. [Pop Sugar]