Justin Bieber turned 18 years old today. Mazel tov! [Bitten and Bound]
Brad Goreski used to be a massive cokehead. And he was bullied. [LimeLife]
Are these baby names really “ugly”? I LOVE Chauncey. That‘s a great cat name. I also love the name Virginia, but that‘s probably because I live here. [Jezebel]
Britney Spears & Jason Trawick‘s wedding is on hold, y‘all. [CDAN]
New trailer for The Avengers. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Dear Youth of America: Stop playing with fire. Please. [Videogum]
Jennifer Lopez without makeup. [Celebslam]
Why do racists think racist emails are so hilarious? [Bossip]
The Cracken wears flannel. [ICYDK]
Coco does aerial yoga. It‘s kind of awesome. [Yeeeah]
Jessica Simpson MUST EAT NOW. [INFDaily]
Justin Bieber is doing a lot for the Make-A-Wish foundation. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Maria might reconcile. [Radar]
Bachelor Ben‘s rep claims Ben didn‘t cheat. [Life & Style]
Look at Jessica Alba‘s tiny ‘Shopped waist. [Hollywood Rag]
Beautiful photos of Marilyn Monroe. The Cracken WISHES. [Celebs]
The best video featuring lots of cows and one very calm dog. [CityRag]
Jason Isaacs: creepy or sexy? I still can‘t tell. [Starpulse]

Would you watch a movie with Gwyneth, Beyonce, Reese Witherspoon & Cameron Diaz? Where they all play singers? [OMG Blog]
Jean Dujardin waves his Oscar around in France. [A Socialite Life]
I swear, Taylor Kitsch looks different in every photo set. [LaineyGossip]
Natalie Portman‘s jeweler says Natalie & Benjamin are married. [Dlisted]
Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl. [Pop Sugar]
Chelsea Handler‘s minion discusses Brad Pitt‘s sex life. [Celebuzz]
The Evolution of A Crack-Face. [Pajiba]
Steve Martin hates Gwyneth Paltrow: FACT. [Gawker]
Dianna Agron‘s dress is… super-cute? How did that happen? [Go Fug Yourself]
Olivia Wilde‘s left boob speaks! [The Blemish]
Oh, I had forgotten about Natalie Portman‘s baby-daddy drama. [IDLITW]
Look at the Cracken‘s face. Just look. [Evil Beet]
Poor Busy Phillips. She‘s exhausted after Michelle‘s drama. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Madonna pretends to not even know who Joe Francis is. [PopBytes]
Jessica Alba is following the striped trend. [Moe Jackson]
Rachel Bilson is judgy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Rush Limbaugh hates women, is an asswipe. [The Frisky]

I like Taylor Swift‘s outfit in spite of myself. Are those bowling shoes? [ICYDK]
Bill O‘Reilly hates Angelina Jolie‘s leg too. [Jezebel]
The best Angelina meme photos. [CDAN]
Sean Young was sober when she slapped a guard. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Mark Wahlberg had the inside track on the Oscars, yo. [Videogum]
Pamela Anderson‘s chola eyebrows are magnificent. [Celebslam]
Diddy & Russell Simmons were trying to get on Katy Perry? Gross. [Bossip]
Katy Perry drunkenly buys some cooking classes. [Yeeeah]
More photos of The Cracken looking puffy in NYC. [INFDaily]
Bones is moving to Mondays. It hasn‘t been on in months! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Gary Oldman buys a Hollywood home, and it‘s NICE. [Radar]
Lamar Odom & Kris Humprhies will meet on the court. [Life & Style]
Jason Statham is still with Rosie. Sorry, y‘all. [Hollywood Rag]
Madonna is trying to pick a fight with Cameron Diaz. I don‘t believe it. [LimeLife]
Lady Gaga to make a cameo in Men In Black III? [Celebs]
This hummingbird is adorable. [CityRag]
Madonna‘s new song, “Girl Gone Wild”. [Bitten and Bound]
Kate Upton‘s boobs want to sell you hamburgers. [Starpulse]

Sean Young was arrested last night just outside of the Oscars. [Dlisted]
Gary Oldman hangs out with Glenn Close & Janet McTeer. LOVE. [LaineyGossip]
Kate Hudson & Camy Diaz are friendly for the cameras. [Pop Sugar]
OMG. Look at how HUGE Jessica Simpson is. [Celebuzz]
Who did it better than Miss Piggy? [Pajiba]
Which actress freaked out after losing to Meryl? Rooney or Michelle? [Gawker]
Angelina Jolie‘s leg knows you‘re laughing. She accepts it. [Go Fug Yourself]
I can‘t believe Oprah went on Jimmy Kimmel‘s post-Oscar special. [A Socialite Life]
Richard Dreyfuss has always been an a–hole. [The Blemish]
Todd makes a good point about Angelina Jolie. [IDLITW]
Full list of Oscar winners. [Evil Beet]
The trouble with costume parties. For real. [OMG Blog]
Helena Christensen‘s son is beautiful. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jean Dujardin totally cussed in French. [PopBytes]
More photos from the Vanity Fair party. [Moe Jackson]
Wait, THIS is Katy Perry? [Amy Grindhouse]
Mad Men‘s Season 5 poster! [The Frisky]

Wow. Just wow. I have to give it to Sacha Baron Cohen – he‘s one committed comedian. That Hilary Swank joke was particularly wrong/funny. [Pajiba]
Isn‘t it weird that Posh Beckham is the most interesting one? [LaineyGossip]
Vintage Megan Fox. Her original face! [Dlisted]
Ladies in white at the Essence party. Love Viola‘s look here. [Pop Sugar]
Oh, hello, Hamm Dong. You look nice. [Celebuzz]
Will Smith & Josh Brolin are in Brazil. [A Socialite Life]
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good here. [The Blemish]
OMG. Lindsay Lohan. OMG. WTF? OMG. [Yeeeah]
Reporter is obsessed with knowing Princess Diana‘s size. [Jezebel]
Lindsay Lohan is crack-lying about the late Elizabeth Taylor. [CDAN]
Adele will perform at the London Olympics! OMG. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Awkward Kristin! I love how she goes still when she sees the camera. [Videogum]
Cheryl Tiegs hates Kate Upton too. Damn, bitches! [Celebslam]
LOL, this Texas judge is AWESOME. [Bossip]
Dear Jessica Biel, WTF are you wearing? [ICYDK]
Downton Abbey + cats = Downton Tabby. [OMG Blog]

*********A Note About The Schedule For Oscar Weekend: CB, Bedhead and I will be around and working throughout the weekend. Depending on the photos and events, we’ll be posting Saturday & Sunday with pre-Oscar party coverage and recaps of the Independent Spirit Awards and stuff. On Sunday night, we’ll have an Open Post and then breaking-news coverage for the wins in the big categories. Then on Monday, we’ll spend the day on fashion and the post-Oscar parties. See you there!

Emmy Rossum looks like a cracked-out buttercup. The most offensive thing? She‘s wearing pink eye makeup. WHY?!? [Moe Jackson]
Madeleine Stowe could do much better. [Go Fug Yourself]
Richard Gere‘s son Homer is so big! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
JK Rowling is writing a book for adults. [Gawker]
Adam Levine d-bags out with some stuffed animals. He‘s a plushie. [PopBytes]
A reason to watch The Bachelor? [The Frisky]
Jason Statham & Rosie got into a car accident! [INFDaily]
Paul Rudd has a big dong. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
There‘s isn‘t another Kim Kardashian boinking tape. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lamar Odom has a family matter. [Radar]
I like Busy Phillips in spite of myself. [Life & Style]
Courtney Stodden shows off her boa-filled closet. [Hollywood Rag]
LOL, “How much would it cost to build the Death Star?” [LimeLife]
More good news for Adele! YAY! [Celebs]
See Kyra Sedgwick‘s Bacon-flavored house. [CityRag]
Britney Spears on The X-Factor? Sure. [Bitten and Bound]
Sinead O‘Connor wants to pose for Playboy. *sigh* [Starpulse]

Nicki Minaj blue‘d herself for Vogue Mag (bonus points if you make an Arrested Development reference). [I’m Not Obsessed]
James Franco & Rooney Mara, ideal pretentious couple? [LaineyGossip]
LOVE Michael K‘s guess for Lainey‘s blind item. [Dlisted]
Emily Blunt & John Krasinski have a lunch date. [Pop Sugar]
Miley Cyrus finds a pair of flattering jean shorts. [Celebuzz]
Totes Amazeballs is now a cereal. For real. [Pajiba]
None of these Oscar dresses make my Top Ten. [A Socialite Life]
Paula Abdul pays off a suin‘, uncoordinated lady. [The Blemish]
More Megan Fox bikini pics. [Evil Beet]
Kim Kardashian‘s size 2 in a bikini. [Yeeeah]
This guy might kick Chris Brown‘s ass. [IDLITW]
Ladies love… GUNS! [Jezebel]
Sacha Baron Cohen going to the Oscars… as The Dictator? [CDAN]
Caption this lame Bridesmaids parody that the Glee girls did. [Videogum]
Also, Lea Michele wants you to check out her ass. [Celebslam]
Russell Simmons‘ new piece has a cameltoe. [Bossip]
Evan Rachel Wood looks different here, right? [ICYDK]
Jean Dujardin has a cute butt! [OMG Blog]

Will Ferrell was the king of Mardi Gras! [Celebs]
Nick Jonas is done with his Aussie girlfriend Delta Goodrem. [Radar]
Shame director Steve McQueen says Michael Fassbender was snubbed for an Oscar nomination because Shame was too graphic, sexy. [The Frisky]
Michelle Williams hangs out with Lady Mary & Lady Edith. [Go Fug Yourself]
Judd Apatow‘s daughters really take after Leslie Mann. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Mitt Romney, Scooby Doo villain? A think piece. [Gawker]
Robin Thicke is a pothead. [PopBytes]
I really dislike Emmanuelle Chrigui‘s jeans. [Moe Jackson]
New Linnocent photos! On the 1-10 crackie scale, she‘s about a 6 here. [INFDaily]
I love when Steven Colbert talks about his ass. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Everyone‘s talking about Jessica Biel‘s ring, but there are no pics. [Amy Grindhouse]
Are you watching The Bachelor? Why? [Life & Style]
Russell Brand‘s fashion sense is… unique. [Hollywood Rag]
America is the laziest country. Belgium is #3. Meh. [LimeLife]
Puppy hates broccoli. Me too! [CityRag]
Charlie Sheen apologizes to Ashton Kutcher, but not really. [Bitten and Bound]
Hayden Panettiere‘s dress is too matronly. [Starpulse]

I‘m probably alone in this, but I like Zooey Deschanel‘s plaid dress. [Evil Beet]
Taylor Swift plays her Les Miserables situation brilliantly. [LaineyGossip]
Maya Rudolph did Beyonce on SNL this weekend. [Dlisted]
Gisele & Tom Brady are making out in Costa Rica. [Pop Sugar]
I just can‘t believe Jessica Simpson is upright. [Celebuzz]
Old folks are ruining the Oscars? [Pajiba]
Lea Michele in a bikini in Cabo. [A Socialite Life]
It disturbs me that media outlets won‘t leave Bobbi Kristina alone. [The Blemish]
Laeticia Casta has an amazing rack. [Yeeeah]
Hilary Duff is still pregnant. It‘s been, like, 11 months. [IDLITW]
Why are people acting like Rick Santorum hasn‘t ALWAYS said crazy sh-t? [Jezebel]
Steven Colbert is back, bitches. [CDAN]
Rihanna is still in London. Girl, you should stay there. [I’m Not Obsessed]
LOL, Vin Diesel BELIEVES IN YOU. [Videogum]
Miranda Kerr makes me wish I had a pair of pink pants. [Celebslam]
Harold Perrineau‘s wife looks like Diane Kruger, and their daughter is gorge. [Bossip]
Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez‘s family planning. [ICYDK]
Downton Abbey paper dolls!! [OMG Blog]

Miley Cyrus loves her hideous acid-washed jeans. [Go Fug Yourself]
L‘Wren Scott‘s Fall collection is gorge – I want the black velvet gown. [LaineyGossip]
Look at the tiny marmoset monkey! [Dlisted]
I watched 30 Rock last night – it wasn‘t very good, was it? [Pajiba]
LOL, Matt Damon has been all over the place during NYFW. [Pop Sugar]
Michael Bay is filming another Vicky‘s Secret commercial. [The Blemish]
I love Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and yes, she looks hot here. [Evil Beet]
Kim Kardashian pap‘d herself working out. [IDLITW]
Kristin Cavallari is barely pregnant. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Rest in peace, NYT journalist Anthony Shadid. [Gawker]
Do you want more bikini pics of Kate Upton? Of course you do. [Yeeeah]
Anne V‘s latest trashy dress. [Moe Jackson]
Please sign this petition. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian is still wearing fur. [INFDaily]
Charlie Sheen disrespects Ashton Kutcher. [Celebuzz]
Anderson Cooper looks completely in love with Miss Janet. [A Socialite Life]
Lil Kim‘s latest track. [PopBytes]