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Feb 1
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Blake Lively is named AskMen’s #1 Hottest Lady: Her? Really?

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Some weeks, as I’m looking through photos for Hot Guy Friday, I often wonder: “Is this the week I should do a Hot GIRL Friday?” I will eventually, but I worry that a Hot Girl Friday would lead to too much girl-on-girl crime, what with everyone screaming at me when I summon a “From The Desk of Monica Bellucci”. And while I do consider myself a straight woman, there are several women in the world that I would happily bone, or even marry and live happily as their wife. Like, I would love to go to bed with Sofia Vergara. I think she would be so much fun. I would happily marry Emma Thompson, just because I think spending the rest of my life washing her knickers and getting drunk with her would be time well spent.

All that being said, I’m not a dude, and what dudes find desirable or hot is often a complete mystery to me. Take this AskMen poll, which was just released a few hours ago. Blake Lively takes the number one spot. Now, I think Blake is a pretty girl, and her body is amazing (and partly man-made). I wouldn’t marry her, but I would be interested in feeling her up. And I would never make her number one. But the other two ladies in the top three… well, I love a sassy brunette, so Mila Kunis and Sofia Vergara have my heart. Forever.

Other notable ladies who scored on the poll of 99 hot ladies: Miranda Kerr (#5), Cheryl Cole (#6), ScarJo (#7), Katy Perry (#8), Anne Hathaway (#9), Natalie Portman (#11), Kate Beckinsale (#14), Emma Watson (#17), Gisele Bundchen (#34), Kate Middleton (#61), Angelina Jolie (#67), Kristen Stewart (#90)… for more, go to AskMen’s slideshow.

NO EMMA THOMPSON?!?!

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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May 10
'10
Iggy Pop has “the worst face” according to new poll

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I swear I didn’t coordinate this list with the Maxim “Hot 100” list, they just happened to be stories I saw within a few minutes of each other. Apparently, in the UK, people actually conduct polls to see who has the “worst face” according to the British people. The people spoke, and they chose none other than Iggy Pop, above. He looks like a corpse, doesn’t he? Don’t get me wrong, he’s talented and crazy and authentic. And he’s so obviously never had anything done to his face, so that’s one thing to applaud, I suppose. The rest of the list is pretty obvious:

Iggy Pop, the punk rock star, is the celebrity with the ‘worst face’, according to a poll. The Stooges singer, 63, has landed the dubious honour thanks to his craggy visage, testament to his hard-living rock and roll lifestyle.

Pop – the face of Swiftcover insurance in recent months – finished just ahead of glamour model Jodie Marsh in a poll for The Good Surgeon Guide. Donatella Versace, the fashion designer, was placed third in the survey of more than 1,300 people across the UK who were asked which celebrity they thought had the ”worst face”.

The poll also found that many placed looks over achievements. Almost two-fifths of those questioned (39 per cent) admitted they respected beautiful celebrities more than successful celebrities.

Christiana Clogg, founder of The Good Surgeon Guide, said: ”It is sad to think that some people value appearance more so than talents and achievements.”

Top 10 worst faces according to the Good Surgeon Guide poll:

1. Iggy Pop
2. Jodie Marsh
3. Donatella Versace
4. David Gest
5. Cher
6. Pete Burns
7. Mickey Rourke
8. Jackie Stallone
9. Janice Dickinson
10. Melanie Griffith

[From Telegraph]

I’m not quite sure who Jodie Marsh is (I think she’s some celebu-moron famous for nothing), but I agree with the rest of the list. One notable omission that I can think of is Priscilla Presley. How did her frozen, corpsey face not make the list? Meg Ryan could have made it too, although lately she looks like she’s been keeping the injections/Botox/fillers to a minimum.

Iggy Pop in concert - London

TCM Classic Film Festival Opening Night Screening Of A Star Is Born

2010 Time 100 Gala

24th Annual Genesis Awards

Header: Iggy Pop on May 3, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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May 10
'10
Katy Perry is number one on Maxim’s “Hottest Women” list
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Really? Her? Don’t get me wrong, I do think Katy Perry is pretty, and she has a rocking body. Of all of the celebrity bodies that I think it would be awesome to have, Katy would definitely make my top ten (my number one is probably Blake Lively). Katy’s got a curvy yet athletic body, great proportions, nice legs and chest, and she looks all-natural to my eyes. But is Katy a good “number one” for Maxim’s “Hottest Women”? Not really. Of course, I’m just happy it’s not Megan Fox again. Here’s more about this year’s list:

Katy Perry has hit a high note: She’s been named No. 1 on Maxim’s 2010 Hot 100.

The 25-year-old singer – who’s engaged to Russell Brand and drops a new album this summer – is “a triple — no, quadruple — kind of hot,” Maxim Editor-in-Chief Joe Levy tells UsMagazine.com. “It’s that feeling you get when you suddenly realize that the smartest, funniest, coolest girl you know also happens to the best looking and a pretty good skateboarder, too. All of sudden, your crush goes supernova, and this is Katy’s supernova moment.”

Brooklyn Decker, who landed the coveted cover girl spot on this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, ranked No. 2, edging out Zoë Saldana (No. 3) and Blake Lively (No. 4). “This fiery Victoria’s Secret model makes even our female staff stop and stare,” the Maxim editor told Us.

Megan Fox, who was No. 2 last year, slipped to No. 5. The magazine still calls her “a sex symbol for the ages. Megan’s sultry looks hit every red-blooded guy right in the gut.”

Rounding out the top [10]: Rihanna, George Clooney’s Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, Olivia Munn, Kim Kardashian and model Marisa Miller.

Last year’s No. 1 girl, House star Olivia Wilde, dipped to No. 20. Wilde still managed to edge out Taylor Swift and Jessica Biel (Nos. 31 and 32, respectively) and Angelina Jolie (No. 38).

Missing from the list altogether: Jennifer Aniston.

[From Us Weekly]

So Blake made it to the top five. That’s good, she was my choice. Brooklyn Decker is beautiful, but does anyone else think her beauty is a little boring? Like, she looks like dozens of other models. If she wasn’t named after a borough, I wouldn’t be able to pick her out a lineup. Zoe Saldana is a lovely girl too, no complaints there. And I guess Megan Fox has some sort of contractual obligation to appear in the top five.

Now, I get that this list is for teenage boys, I really do. But in what world do teenage boys find Taylor Swift hotter than Angelina Jolie? Really? And Elisabetta Canalis…? For the love of God, who got paid off for Canalis to make it on this list?

Katy Perry mixes Native American fashion with a Keith Haring-inspired manicure on the second day of the Coachella Music and Arts Festival

Celebs Attend Costume Institute Gala At The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Actress Saldana poses at Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit in New York

Posted in Blake Lively, Brooklyn Decker, Katy Perry, Lists

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Apr 29
'10
Lady Gaga, Ashton Kutcher & Sparkles make Time’s “Most Influential” list
Photo by: AT1/Xposure/starmaxinc.com 2010 3/17/10 Robert Pattinson at the premiere of Rem

Time Magazine’s annual “Most Influential People” list has come out, and it’s a doozy. I generally enjoy the lists, just because they’re a good read, but I almost always disagree with the people who make the “Most Influential Artists” portion. This year is no different. Time’s list of most influential artists includes, in no particular order: Lady Gaga, Conan O’Brien, Kathryn Bigelow, Oprah, Robert “Sparkles” Pattinson, Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Swift, Neil Patrick Harris, the Lost dudes (Cuse and Lindelof), Prince, Lea Michele, Simon Cowell, Banksy, Marc Jacobs, Elton John, Sandra Bullock, James Cameron and Ricky Gervais.

Yes, you read that right. SPARKLES! Pattinson made the list, Twihards, although Kristen Stewart was c-ckblocked, probably because she chopped off her Bella hair. Gaga I actually agree with – she’s what’s happening in music today. I also love the inclusion of Neil Patrick Harris and the Lost dudes, because of their cult-like popularity. But Prince? Seriously? What is this, 1991? Lea Michele? Seriously? Ashton Kutcher? REALLY?

Here are some excerpts:

ROBERT PATTINSON by Chris Weitz:
I have to be careful about what I write here because it will be tweeted the moment TIME hits the stands. And if I say something bad about Rob Pattinson, I’m dead meat. That’s the devotion the Twilight films inspire. It’s certainly not how he planned it. And though I am continually impressed by the aplomb with which he handles the hysteria, I occasionally think he would take it all back if given the chance. Because essentially, Rob, 23, is a reserved, bookish sort of specimen, a guy who’d rather spend the night at the corner table in the pub with friends — a bit of a weirdo, frankly, in the best sense.

So how to write about someone who seems to answer Freud’s rhetorical question, What do women want? Perhaps it’s just worth pointing out that it’d be fun to have a beer with him even if he weren’t Edward Cullen. That we haven’t seen a tenth of what he can do onscreen. And that important things, beyond the veil of Hollywood, occupy his time too — music, conversation, ideas, a sense of the absurd. Which, maybe, explains why he never gets to my e-mails. I love you, Rob! Call me!

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS by Joss Whedon:
Neil loves magic tricks. He’s good at them, but his greatest trick may be himself: not just the way he was suddenly all over TV — and other media — but also that he made it seem like he’d always been there, a charming, Carsonesque presence. While he flourished as both an actor and a persona, he serenely announced he was gay. And that was that. He’s been nominated for an Emmy three times for his role as hetero hound Barney Stinson on How I Met Your Mother not because he’s playing straight but because he’s very funny. He made the issue of his sexuality disappear without desexualizing himself. He can get the girl and sing about the boys, and it all works. The public’s perception of gay men is shifting because of this guy, and they’ll be too entertained to notice. That’s more than a good trick. That’s magic.

ASHTON KUTCHER by P. Diddy:
I first met Ashton Kutcher when we were both on MTV. He was doing Punk’d, and I was doing Making the Band. For a while, with Jamie Foxx, we were a rat pack, hanging out, going to clubs. I remember one night he was with Demi, maybe for the first time, and a couple of weeks later he called to tell me he was in love. That was the end of our clubbing.

But we are still friends. Not that cliché of “Let’s make a movie, let’s do a deal.” He is a sounding board for me. Like me, he’s a mogul — a new-media mogul. But we are yin and yang: I am in your face, but he is understated, cool, suave.

Most of us want to make as much money as we can, but Ashton, 32, is out to make the world a better place. He is smart — smart enough to leave Punk’d when he could still be making money at it. He has to have a heart in what he does. What he and Demi do with Twitter is a good example. Most people use it to promote themselves, but he uses Twitter to connect, to strike up conversations, to send positive messages to the millions of people who read his words. This guy will show us the future. And it’s gonna be a blast.

[From Time Magazine]

You can read more excerpts here, just click on the name.

This list totally sucks. I don’t even have words. Any list that would include Ashton Kutcher as most influential anything… just don’t. Ugh.

Lady Gaga Arrives In Japan

Ashton Kutcher attends The Joneses premiere in Los Angeles

Broadway Opening Of Promises, Promises

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Jan 19
'10
Emmanuelle Chriqui is “the most desirable woman of 2010″

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Here’s another woman I don’t get the affection for: Emmanuelle Chriqui. Why? Sure, she’s cute, and she’s got some style and a slender, lithe little body, but beyond that, who cares? I just don’t see why she has any kind of “it” factor. Anyway, Chriqui made the number one spot on AskMen.com’s poll of 6 million men to figure out the hottest, most desirable women in the world. Last year’s number one was Eva Mendes. The year before that, it was Megan Fox. So… men have crappy taste in women. Don’t believe me? Here’s this year’s top ten, in descending order: Marisa Miller, Kate Beckinsale, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Alba, Beyonce, Penelope Cruz, Cheryl Cole, Eva Mendes and Miranda Kerr. I can get on board for Penelope, but the rest of the women… just ugh.

They’ve got it!

Popular men’s site AskMen.com has polled its staff and 6 million reader votes to compile the top 99 most desirable women of the New Year. The site explains its simple criteria: “What does the modern man look for in his ideal companion?”

Who made it to the top?

Actress and mom Jessica Alba took the #5 spot, model Alessandra Ambrosio #4, actress Kate Beckinsdale #3, model Marisa Miller #2….

The top lady? Entourage star Emmanuelle Chriqui!

Chriqui (whose parents emigrated to Canada from Morocco), 32, said of the honor, “It’s not just about being ‘hot’ but about being a well-rounded woman. That’s really empowering!”

2009′s winner, Eva Mendes, landed in ninth place.

[From Us Weekly]

Other notables: Adriana Lima (24), Leighton Meester (75), Blake Lively (85), Kristen Stewart (21) and Megan Fox wannabe Ashley Greene (41). Olivia Wilde was at 49. Scarlett Johansson at 23, Natalie Portman at 17, Jessica “I’m so Gorgeous” Biel at 27, Mila Kunis at 32. And for those keeping score of ye olde triangle, Angelina Jolie is at 88 and Jennifer Aniston didn’t place. At all. And I actually feel like that sucks, but though I don’t think much of her, Aniston is far superior to many of the women on the list (here for the whole slideshow). Sigh. Men are idiots.

Emmanuelle Chriqui in New York on December 15, 2009 and August 17, 2009 and in LA on December 3. Credit for all: WENN.

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Oct 14
'09
Tyra Banks & Katherine Heigl are Forbes’ top-earning primetime women

Tyra Banks on location for a photo session in Chelsea and Madison Square Park.
What is about television that rewards some of the most annoying people ever? It boggles the mind how people like Ryan Seacrest, Simon Cowell and Mark Burnett are consistently rewarded for the most boring, repetitive, lowest-common-denominator programming ever. It’s in this vein that Forbes Magazine has released their list of the top-earning women of primetime television. Guess which monstrosity is the top of the heap? Oh, yes. Tyra Banks. Her estimated earning for the past year are $30 million – that for America’s Next Top Model as well as her daytime talk show, which is weird. If they’re counting daytime stuff, Oprah should be on the list. But nevermind.

The number-two (and I mean that in every way) slot is filled by none other than Dame Katherine Heigl herself, although she might have tried to withdraw from the list at the last moment citing bad material that could have affected Forbes’ analysis. I jest! Katherine made so much last year because of Grey’s Anatomy and because of all of the film work she’s gotten. Radar has more, including the rest of the top ten:

Forbes have released their prime time top earning women list and there’s a few surprises in there!

Heading up the list is Trya Banks, with an estimated annual earnings of $30million. Tyra earns the majority of her money from the hugely successful America’s Next Top Model and her daytime talk show as well as various TV cameos.

Second on the list is Grey’s Anatomy cutie Katherine Heigl earning $18 million for her turn as a TV doctor as well as her role as leading lady in films such as The Ugly Truth.

The rest of the list reads:
3. Marg Helgenberger – $9.5 million
4. Eva Longoria Parker – $9 million
5. Mariska Hargitay – $8.5 million
6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus – $8 million (tie)
6. Maura Tierney – $8 million (tie)
8. Tina Fey – $7 million
9. Marcia Cross – $6.2 million
10. Jennifer Love Hewitt – $6 million

[From Radar]

Jennifer Love Pear Ass makes $6 million this year? How is that even possible? I thought The Ghost Whisperer was just some crappy, “nobody watches the Pear Ass”, weepy, faux-supernatural drama. But the Pear Ass is getting paid, for real. Other than that… meh. I love me some Mariska Hargitay and Tina Fey, those ladies deserve their paychecks. The only other “what the hell?” person on the list for me is Eva Longoria. Isn’t Desperate Housewives pretty much done? Does anyone even watch that crap anymore? And people have finally come to their senses and realized that Eva really isn’t as hot as she thinks she is, thank God. So why the huge paychecks?

Tyra Banks on location for a photo session in Chelsea and Madison Square Park.

Tyra Banks on location for a photo session in Chelsea and Madison Square Park.

Posted in Jennifer Love Hewitt, Katherine Heigl, Lists, Money, Television, Tyra Banks

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Aug 6
'09
Anne Hathaway replaces Keira Knightley as ‘Best Actress Under 30′

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I have to admit, I don’t get the Anne Hathaway thing. Some people just adore her, and think she’s like the next Meryl Streep or something. My mom is like that – with Anne and with her new favorite, Amy Adams. Personally, I think Anne, at 26 years old, is a talented, hard-working actress with quite a bit of luck, a great management team, and enough Hollywood big-wigs on her side. I can sit through many of her films and enjoy them – but I absolutely hate her in interviews. Once she’s not playing a character and you see some of her real personality, it’s not good. She comes across (to me) as very fake and pretentious, like she’s trying to be a goody-goody, when she’s anything but.

Anyway, it turns out that Anne Hathaway has been named the “Best Actress Under 30” by lovefilm.com. Anne was the only actress under 30 years old to receive an Oscar nomination in the past year, so that enabled her to knock Keira Knightley off the top spot. Here’s the top twenty:

Top 20 Under 30 charts in full:
1. Anne Hathaway, 26 (2008 ranking 6)
2. Keira Knightley, 24 (2008 ranking 1)
3. Michelle Williams, 28 (2008 not eligible)
4. Emily Blunt, 26 (2008 ranking 5)
5. Natalie Portman, 28 (2008 not eligible)
6. Ellen Page, 22 (2008 ranking 2)
7. Abbie Cornish, 26 (2008 ranking 9)
8. Scarlett Johansson, 24 (2008 ranking 3)
9. Kristen Stewart, 19 (2008 ranking 11)
10. Sienna Miller, 27 (2008 not eligible)
11. Evan Rachel Wood, 21 (2008 ranking 5)
12. Zooey Deschanel, 29 (2008 not eligible)
13. Megan Fox, 23 (2008 ranking 7)
14. Bryce Dallas Howard, 28 (2008 not eligible)
15. Alice Braga, 26 (2008 ranking 10)
16. Saoirse Ronan, 15 (new entry)
17. Carey Mulligan, 24 (new entry)
18. Mia Wasikowska, 19 (new entry)
19. Dakota Fanning, 15 (new entry)
20. Katie Jarvis, 17 (new entry)

[From lovefilm via the Telegraph]

I agree with the high rankings of women like Emily Blunt (love her) and Kristen Stewart, but am I alone in wondering who some of these women are? Like, Alice Braga? Whatever. Saoirse Ronan was the little girl in Atonement, and she’s adorable. She’s going to be seen next in The Lovely Bones, as the murdered girl/narrator. How in the world does Megan Fox get a better ranking than Saoirse? Oh, well. I guess I just be happy that Megan didn’t make the top ten.

Here’s Anne Hathaway at the opening night curtain call for ‘Twelfth Night’ at Shakespeare in the Park held at the Delacorte Theater in Central Park in New York City on June 25th. Images thanks to WENN.com .

Posted in Anne Hathaway, Keira Knightley, Lists

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Aug 4
'09
Angelina Jolie’s shapeless sacks are no longer considered fashionable

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Vanity Fair’s September issue has been devoted as “The Style Issue” for several years now. Yesterday, we even got a sneak peek at the dual VF covers - one for Michael Jackson, one for Farrah Fawcett. Now Vanity Fair online has released this year’s “Best Dressed” list. While I always enjoy this feature, and the photo spread that goes along with the list, I do have some nit-picking. VF puts way too much emphasis on Europeans, and seems to reward the most “over the top” high-fashion trendsetters. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy looking at high fashion, but I like a “best dressed” list that actually features people who look stunning in a well-cut suit, or simple dress.

I’m just going to skip over some of the names on the list and focus on the most high-profile names. If you’d like to see the complete list, with a slideshow, go to VF. Here’s the “Best Dressed” in various categories:

Women – Penelope Cruz, Anne Hathaway, Alicia Keys, Kelly Ripa
Men – Tiki Barber, Daniel Craig, Barack Obama, Brad Pitt
First Ladies – Michelle Obama and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy
Hall of Fame - Catherine Deneuve, Lapo Elkann, Renee Zellweger
Couples – Paloma Cuevas & Enrique Ponce; Diana Taylor & Michael Bloomberg; Natalia Vodianova & Justin Portman; Shelley Wanger & David Mortimer

[From Vanity Fair]

VF should be ashamed of themselves for not including Jon Hamm on the list. That man has done for retro men’s fashion what Sarah Jessica Parker did for expensive shoes. And Renee Zellweger on the “Hall of Fame”? For real? But of course, the thing most people are focused on is Angelina Jolie’s absence on the list. She’s made it in past years, usually as part of the “best dressed couple” with Brad. It’s as if Angelina’s red carpet appearances in a string of shapeless, glittery sacks in various dark or neutral colors isn’t considered “high fashion”. At least designers think she’s “easy”. Shocking!

Other than that, I agree with many of the names on the list. Michelle Obama is now some kind of fashion icon, and VF points out all of the up-and-coming, or simply off-beat, designers that are getting worldwide notice because Michelle has brought their designs front and center: Isabel Toledo, Jason Wu, Thakoon Panichgul, Junya Watanabe, Maria Cornejo, Jasmin Shokrian, Hanii Y, and Prova. It’s enough to make Oscar de la Renta say something else bitchy about Michelle’s fashion!

Here’s President Barack Obama and Michelle, Anne Hathaway, Kelly Ripa, Tiki Barber, Catherine Deneuve, and Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. Images thanks to WENN.com .

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Fashion, Lists

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Dec 3
'07
The dumbest people in Hollywood

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Last week, Entertainment Weekly had a list of Hollywood’s smartest people. I didn’t cover it because 99% of them are executives and business folks that the majority of us haven’t heard of/don’t care about. And the other one is Ben Affleck, and I find his intelligence debatable. He dated J-Lo. Though he did leave her two days before their wedding, so I guess that shows some brain power. So while it’s great to have a smartest list, let’s be honest – what we really want to know about are the dumbest. You have to wonder – let’s say you’re at the bottom of the dumbest list – meaning you’re the smartest of the people on there. Do you think celebrities are still egocentric enough to be flattered by that? That’s like being the cutest pig at the fair. I mean sure you’re the cutest, but you’re still a pig, so there’s only so many places your life can go.

Riffing on Entertainment Weekly’s recent list of Tinseltown’s smartest people, the New York Daily News flipped the script and slapped together a list of the “Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood.” Top/bottom of the heap was Lindsay Lohan at number one, for lousy career choices, rampant misbehavior and bad taste in men. Hard to argue with them on any of those counts, but we’re still rooting for LiLo to smarten up now that she has sobered up.

Also predictably landing in their top five was It boy Shia LaBeouf, “honored” for that inexplicable arrest stemming from his recent nocturnal Walgreens walkabout. Let’s hope he gets it together. Both Spencer Pratt and ladylove Heidi Montag make the list, but the mister lands in the top five for…well, if you watch The Hills, there really is no reason to explain.

[From E! News]

Wondering about the top five smartest of the dumbest? Well the biggest genius is Tom Sizemore, probation violator, followed by our dear friend Joe Francis. Joe – who’s vociferously complained about the food in prison, is actually considered smarter than the next cheeseburger loving guy on the list, David Hasselhoff. The best of the worst is rounded out by Michelle Rodriguez (labeled a “public nuisance”) and Vanessa Hudgens (Disney star, nude picture poser).

You’ve got to admit, that’s a little more interesting than learning about Daniel Battsek, the president of Miramax. Sure we’re glad he’s smart and does whatever he does, but best as I can tell from my internet research, he hasn’t done jello shots off a naked male prostitute with Lindsay Lohan, so I don’t really know what else to say about him.

A surprising (at least to me) entry on the dumbest list was Jennifer Love Hewitt at number 17. After all the other people, the Daily News said something derogatory that gave you an idea as to their reasoning for calling the person dumb. My favorite was number 22, which lists “Wilmer Valderamma, actor?” Love the question mark. But nothing besides “actress” was listed for Hewitt. I’m going to assume it’s because they had some problem with her work in “Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.” Though I can’t imagine why.
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Nov 9
'07
Maxim’s latest list: Famous people who look like they smell

We can debate all day long about whether or not Maxim’s “Unsexiest” list was okay or not, but there’s one list that’s beyond argument: Maxim’s “Famous People Who Look Like They Smell” list. Now to be fair, it contains 16 people on it, so no doubt, there will be a few you’ll disagree about, and a couple you’ll whole-heartedly defend. But let’s be honest, the distinguished editors at Maxim are a highly professional, ethical bunch, not likely to toss people in here and there on a whim. I’m sure they had a rigorous visual screening process and some type of voting committee. With that said, here’s a few highlights of the “Famous People Who Look Like They Smell” – and what they probably smell like.

Some people just look like they release an unpleasantly pungent aroma. And when we say some people, we mean these people.

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15. Flavor Flav
Probably smells like: Colt 45, crack smoke, the collective vaginas of the women from Flavor of Love, Brigitte Nielsen´s penis

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13. Louie Anderson
Probably smells like: The fryer at the McDowell´s on Queens Boulevard, exposed gums, the set of Family Feud, failure

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9. Amy Winehouse
Probably smells like: Pomade, high-heel blisters, some sort of cheese, Chewbacca

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5. Cisco Adler
Probably smells like: Cheez Whiz, elephantiasis balls, elephantiasis balls´ sweat, doody

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3. Nick Nolte
Probably smells like: Grain alcohol, GBH, pit stains, pissed pants, bad decisions

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1. Andy Rooney
Probably smells like: Sex

[From Maxim]

Bravo, Maxim. Making fun of Cisco Adler’s cantaloupe-sized balls? Not that hard. Saying that bad decisions may actually have a smell? Awesomeness.

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