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May 27
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Elisabeth Moss calls Jeremy Piven unprofessional, plus: hate-watching ‘Mad Men’

Backstory: Back in late 2008, Jeremy Piven was supposed to star in a Broadway production of Speed-the-Plow. His costar was supposed to be Elisabeth Moss, otherwise known as Peggy Olsen of Mad Men. Jeremy Piven pulled out of the play at the last minute, claiming that he had mercury poisoning from eating too much sushi, an excuse that few people really believed.

So… Elisabeth was on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last week and she played that “Plead the Fifth” game with Andy Cohen. Cohen asked her about the Piven situation all those years ago, asking, “What, besides eating too much sushi, caused Jeremy Piven to quit Speed-the-Plow?” Moss replied, “That’s a good one. I could go on and on. Being highly unprofessional. We were all surprised. It came out of nowhere. He just didn’t come back one day.” She goes to say that she saw him a month later at an awards show. Here’s the video (the “Plead the Fifth” part is around the 4-minute mark):

So, let’s get into last night’s Mad Men! First, let me do this…

SPOILERS SPOILERS for last night’s Mad Men!!!!!!!!!!!!

First, let’s talk about the Peggy stuff. I really liked Abe, and I liked that Peggy and Abe were together and that they were a modern couple living together in the 1960s. But is it crazy that I also loved that she stabbed him? Stupid faux-revolutionary hippie sneaking up on her in the night, he deserved to get stabbed. And I LOVED that he broke up with her in the ambulance. That was amazing and funny and bittersweet. I guess we’re supposed to feel sad that Peggy still goes into work and she thinks that Ted is going to be all “Oh, you’re single, then let’s get together!” and he’s just not. But I feel hopeful. Single Peggy is fun. Single Peggy has beatnik friends and maybe she’ll hook up with her BFF Stan Rizzo (who, I’m sorry, is HOT with that beard). Also, I loved when she told Don that Ted doesn’t ever make her feel this way and Don says something like, “Well, he doesn’t know you.”

As for Don… well, Don is the reason why I went from “watching Mad Men” to “hate-watching Mad Men”. Last week’s episode was just BEYOND. I was yelling at the TV, “Oh, just kill yourself, Don.” But the story really picked up this week so maybe my Hate-Watch will be downgraded. How much did you love that (SPOILER!!!) Don and Thin Blonde Betty hooked up and it was pretty much on her terms? I loved everything about that. I loved what they said to each other. I love the way they still understand each other. I love Betty’s comment about Megan: “That poor girl… she doesn’t understand that the hardest way to be with you is to be in love with you.” (Or something, I forget the exact wording). And I love that Betty was all, “Oh, hey, I’m with my new husband now, he adores me.”

I don’t even know what’s going on with Joan and that cute/creepy guy. I want to think Bob is just a nice guy with crazy ambition, but I have a sneaking suspicion that there’s something really shady going on. Like Bob is a serial killer or something. Joan has terrible taste in men, so it’s probably something awful like that.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

Posted in Elizabeth Moss, Mad Men

Written by Kaiser         71 Comments »
May 13
'13
Mad Men covers Bobby Kennedy’s assassination, revealing why Mad Men sucks

*******SPOILERS for this season of Mad Men, especially last night’s episode.

Usually, I’m so worked up after watching Mad Men on Sunday nights that I can’t get to sleep. I lay awake think about Don Draper and Peggy Olsen and poor, daft Megan Draper and of course Joan Holloway. But not last night. Last night, I fell into a deep sleep and do you know why? Because I finally have come to terms with how much Mad Men sucks this season. You know me – I’m a ride or die Mad Men bitch. I can find praise-worthy material even in a less-than-stellar episode. By now I’m comfortable with the Mad Men pacing and I know I have to just sit back and wait for the story Matthew Weiner wants to tell. But something is seriously missing from this season, and I feel like we need to acknowledge it.

Is the problem that Don just sucks so much this season? Is it that his mistress is terrible? Is it that Megan seems especially self-involved? Is it that Peggy doesn’t have enough of a story? All I know is that the last minutes of last night’s episode were basically a metaphor for how I’m starting to feel – blindsided and depressed. Bobby Kennedy was shot in LA on the night he won the California primary. And how was that story told? In the last minutes, through Pete Campbell’s mother (who is off her rocker), through Megan’s tears and through Don’s apathy. Bobby Kennedy was Don’s age, you know? And I hated how they just tacked that crap on to the end of the show. Granted, 1968 was crazy and so many people were assassinated, but at least give the characters some real time to breathe and react, you know? I would have loved to see Peggy instead of Pete. Peggy loved Bobby Kennedy. Let her character memorialize him. I just didn’t get why they tacked it onto the end. Death always comes at the end, I suppose. Blah.

I guess what we’re supposed to be watching is how Don unravels. He’s lost his mistress now – she finally came to her senses after all of those completely boring shenanigans in the hotel room (we get it, Don, you’re a control freak about sex). But did it strike anyone else that he was just going through the motions? It wasn’t hot. It wasn’t sexy. It was just… mechanical seduction. He was trying to make himself feel. He didn’t even want to seduce her, he just didn’t want her to leave because no one leaves him and he can’t be alone (right now). Perhaps this is just the multi-season storyline of how Don kills himself, maybe. I don’t know. He’s suicidal, but I don’t even know if he acknowledges it.

Anyway, I just want to watch Peggy, Joan and Roger these days. I don’t give a crap about anyone else. OK, I’ll also take Stan Rizzo and Michael Ginsburg and Abe. Just make the show about them. If Don wants to kill himself, he should just go ahead because I really don’t care anymore.

Assorted photos of Jon Hamm from the end of April, courtesy of WENN.

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Written by Kaiser         100 Comments »
Apr 24
'13
Don Draper is a completely awful person in this season of Mad Men, right?

Here are some photos of the cast of Mad Men (minus Peggy & Joan) yesterday The Paley Center, where they participated in a discussion about the new season of Mad Men. I don’t think Jon Hamm is going commando, but it doesn’t even matter because I only have eyes for John Slattery, because I would marry Roger Sterling in a f—king heartbeat.

I’m really just writing about these photos because now that we’re three episodes into the season (I’m counting the two-hour premiere as one episode), we have enough material to really discuss what’s going on what we hate and what we love. So… let’s talk about it. I’ll just put up the spoiler warning for this season:

SPOILERS FOR THIS SEASON OF MAD MEN BELOW.

*It really feels like Joan and Peggy are being underutilized. That was the case last season too, especially for Peggy. In the end, Joan ended up having a rather meaty role last season, and I want that for her again this season. I want Joan and Peggy to succeed on their own terms, to carve out their own paths in advertising. And that’s exactly what they’re going to have to do – they are the female pioneers of Madison Avenue. Their stories need to be meatier, that’s all I’m saying.

*I wanted to punch Harry Crane in the face when he stood in the partners’ meeting and bitched about Joan sleeping her way into a partnership. What was weird/funny/interesting about it though was that none of the male partners really gave a sh-t. They accept that Joan slept her way into a place at the table. I also feel like they all respect her and understand that she deserves it and earned her place.

*Doorways! Remember Roger’s speech to his therapist in the first episode? Doorways. Doorways, open doors, closed doors and listening at doors. That’s the theme this season. Voyeurism, closed doors, inability to walk through literal and proverbial doors. DOORS. Will they start to use Doors songs?

*Roger is simply the best, isn’t he? MORE ROGER. Please.

*I’m okay with Dawn the Secretary’s increased role. I like her. I think she’s a good secretary and I think one night, when Don is drunk, he’s going to kiss her. And it’s going to be HOT.

*I LOVED DON’S FACE when he listened to Peggy’s pitch for Heinz. That destroyed him more than seeing his wife kiss another man. But Don didn’t seem to feel betrayal… he was stunned, he was devastated, and there was a dash of pride too. He loves Peggy. He’s proud of her. She is going to usurp him and he knows it. Do you think Peggy will ever come back to Don? Maybe if they offered her a partnership…?

*But really, this is what I wanted to discuss: how much does Don suck this season? I’m not saying Jon Hamm sucks at playing Don, and I’m not even saying that the writing is bad or off-side. I’m just saying that Don Draper sucks as a person this season. He’s awful. He’s petty and complacent and he’s a coward. Before, his redeeming qualities added dimension – he loved Peggy and she brought out the best in him. He loves his daughter and he wants to be part of her life. But nowadays he just seems so… out of touch and small and mean. He’s turned into an awful man.

*I’m fine with the lack of Fat Betty, by the way. She and her “rape jokes” can take a backseat.

*Oh, and Pete? Mini-Don, only WORSE. I was shocked by the scene of his mistress coming to his door after her husband beat the hell out of her.

*I loathe Megan Draper. She’s such a child. But somehow, Linda Cardellini’s mistress character is worse. I really hate her.

Photos courtesy of WENN and PR Photos.

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Written by Kaiser         147 Comments »
Apr 8
'13
‘Mad Men’ Season 6 premiere: what goes around comes around?

The entire post is full of SPOILERS for last night’s premiere of Mad Men.

Season 6 of Mad Men premiered last night, and I ended up having Mad Men dreams all last night because that’s just the way Mad Men works. I kind of like the 2-hour premiere episodes because Matthew Weiner really gets to stretch out the pacing and create the story in these odd little moments. This is a different kind of 1960s story – every character is not constantly referencing the Rolling Stones or Vietnam or the civil rights movement, but all of those cultural touchstones are used to make up the fabric of Mad Men, and you can really start to feel the weight of it.

So, as for Vietnam – I guess we’re at the end of 1967, entering 1968 in the premiere episode. There were a few LBJ references, as well a horrific reference to soldiers killing the Viet Cong and cutting off their ears. But that was only a problem because Peggy had to change her “Lend Me Your Ears” headphone campaign. That was her story line, Peggy working through the holidays to figure out something to replace a campaign that now referenced a Vietnam War crime. I kind of loved Peggy’s story, her quarter of the premiere triad. I loved that she’s a bitchy boss who yells at her staff and orders them to work through the holidays. I love that she still uses the tools Don Draper gave her (writing a letter to a friend to describe the product). I love that her creativity gets inspired by little things, like her boyfriend Abe listening to music. Abe looks good with that beard, right? I love that they’re still together and that he brings her dinner when she’s working late. And I like that she’s working for a man who understands her value and compliments her work on a regular basis.

The second part of the quartet of stories – Roger, Death, Therapy and the Women Roger Loves. This was one of the few parts of the story that didn’t involve Vietnam, right? But even then, Roger referenced Pearl Harbor and WWII. I got a little bit bored by Roger in therapy, but I guess it’s appropriate for the time and Roger has always been a little Woody Allen-ish (if Woody was a WASP with a heart problem). I loved Roger’s immaturity (yelling “It’s MY funeral!” and then flopping face-down on the bed with the coats). I also loved his breakdown with the shoe-shine kit. OMG. It was just… perfect Roger. Roger and his mortality, Roger being Roger, etc. Is it just me or were they trying to make his daughter look like crap?

As for Don Draper’s quarter of the story… well, I wish they had dedicated some time to telling part of Joan’s story, but whatever. Don Draper in Hawaii, barely saying a word. Don Draper meeting a young PFC about to ship off to ‘Nam. Don carrying around the PFC’s Zippo, almost coming to tears when he discovered it, trying to throw it away when he was drunk, and having it come back to him. I guess the point of the Hawaii campaign is that Don is suicidal and he doesn’t even know it, right? He’s just gone completely back to his old habits, cheating on his wife with someone she knows, being rather morbid and he’s still drinking WAY too much. As the PFC said, what goes around comes around.

And for Betty Draper-Francis… I like that she’s still Fat Betty. I thought her storyline was blah, though. So… whatever. But Betty dyed her hair! I guess that’s news.

Some of my favorite parts: I love how everybody is so beardy these days! I loved that Don’s still got Dawn the African-American secretary (and she seems like a good secretary too). I loved that Peggy still keeps in touch with Rizzo and they like to gossip over the phone late at night (how cute was that?). I love everything involving Roger and his first ex-wife, played by his real wife Talia Balsam. I loved that the episode wasn’t full-on Megan, thank God. And I love how Sally is so moody and a typical teenager. What did you love/hate?

Here are some photos of Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt and their dog going for a walk yesterday in LA. Jon contained the Hamm Dong!

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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Written by Kaiser         109 Comments »
Apr 3
'13
Jon Hamm: Don Draper is probably a psychopath, ‘he’s fundamentally broken’

Here are some lovely new photos of Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt and their dog, whose name I do not know. Let’s call him Hammy the Hamm Dog. I would imagine that Jon and Jennifer (and Hammy) decided to step out for their happy family photo-op just in time to promote Mad Men’s Season 6, which premieres on Sunday. I’m a ride or die Mad Men bitch, I’ll admit it. I’ll probably put off watching Game of Thrones so I can watch Mad Men in real time. And I don’t need Jon’s bulge to remind me! Speaking of his bulge, you heard that underwear companies were offering to swaddle the Hamm Dong, right? I didn’t talk about it last week because I thought the stories were kind of cheap. Like, Jockey and Fruit of a Loom were trying to get some free press on Jon Hamm’s dong.

Meanwhile, I did find this interesting interview with Jon done by Digital Spy UK (the UK LOVES Mad Men, maybe even more than America loves Mad Men). You can read the full interview here, and here are some highlights:

Setting the scene in the late 1960s: “At this particular juncture – in not only American history but world history – there’s such a seismic shift of relevance between the older generation and the younger generation. The younger generation is really taking over every conversation, whether it’s music or theatre or television or film or even politics. The youth is having such an impact on all forms of expression. So I think Don is certainly someone that is feeling his relevance slip away, and for someone who trades in being smart and sharp and on observing human nature, I think that’s potentially devastating.”

Is Don Draper a sociopath or a psychopath: “I don’t think that’s inaccurate, but I do think he is probably a very high functioning one. A lot of his darkness is directed inside, inwardly, because he’s a man who’s fundamentally unhappy with himself. If you want to psychoanalyse it, you’re looking at somebody who literally takes on another person’s identity – you have to feel like that person doesn’t think very much of their original identity. So that comes back to Don being fundamentally broken and… why does he behave the way he behaves? In spite of this Dickensian upbringing that he had and this crazy life, he has survived and thrived, so what is the motivation behind that? I think that’s one of the other things that we’ll discover this season.”

Don’s relationships with Joan and Peggy: “We explore both of those relationships even further during this season. There’s a deep, deep respect and I think a little bit of fear from Don to Joan – he knows exactly who not to f**k with in that office, and she’s the one! Whereas Peggy, he’s very protective and proud of, because he sort of discovered her. Peggy was Don’s discovery and she’s very, very good – and because she’s very good, she’s very sought after. His influence and power [over her] are waning and he needs to figure that out.”

How will Don end up at the end of Mad Men? “I get asked this question a lot and it’s nice to be asked this question, because, 1) it leads me to believe that people give a s**t about this character, but also it lets me step out of it for a little bit and give a s**t about it as well. I hope and wish for some sort of balance in his life – this is a man who, as we find out more and more about his past, we realize just how fundamentally damaged he is and the fact that he’s been functioning this well for this long is sort of remarkable. When you see something broken, you want to fix it, and I think that Don’s broken nature is something that compels people to want to help, to want to fix it, to do what they can. I guess that’s why I’m compelled to want him to succeed – and in a psychological and emotional way. He’s done just fine professionally, but I want him just to be a better human being and find some sort of peace or love or harmony or balance. Maybe I saw Life of Pi one too many times, but I think he needs to find that place where he’s just… comfortable.”

[From Digital Spy]

Ooooh, this interview is getting me excited. One of the reasons I thought Season 5 sucked so hard – beyond the Megan Draper nonsense, which was just the worst – was that Peggy and Don weren’t together enough. Their relationship is the heart of the show. She is Don, just younger and female. There is a father-daughter thing, a brother-sister thing, a mentor-mentee thing, and a husband-wife thing all going on within Peggy and Don’s relationship, and while I understood the need for Peggy to “outgrow” Don, I still missed seeing them together more. I need more Peggy! And more Joan. Both of them together. All three of them. Something!

Meanwhile, AMC has released some teaser images from the new season – you can see them here. The sideburn situation is getting sketchy and I swear, Pete Campbell is starting to look like H.R. Halderman.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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Written by Kaiser         40 Comments »
Mar 26
'13
Mad Men Season 6 portraits revealed: are the die-hard fans the only ones left?

For the next two Sundays, we will be gifted with the premieres of two hotly anticipated new seasons of two of the best TV series on television. This Sunday, Game of Thrones Season 3 begins on HBO. The next Sunday (April 7), Mad Men’s Season 6 begins. I actually think Mad Men’s popularity is on the down-swing while GoT seems more popular than ever. We’ll see where GoT’s fan-boys and fan-girls are when their sixth season comes, because I’m beginning to feel like it’s only the die-hards left amongst Mad Men fanatics. Like, I’m a die-hard. I don’t have any qualms about admitting that. I will stick with Mad Men until the bitter end because I have a deep investment in Joan, Peggy, Sally and Don. I’d like to see what happens with Pete, Trudy, Roger and Betty too, but for me it’s all about the women and Don.

Anyway, I’ve been surprised by the lack of hoopla surrounding the return of Mad Men. AMC has been trying to parcel out some teasers, but there are no major interviews or magazine covers or anything, which seems weird. Mad Men’s Facebook page posted these Season 6 portraits of the main characters (no more Fat Betty!) and AMC released a completely boring and tedious teaser for the new season yesterday. All of these clips are from last season!

Terrible, isn’t it? So boring.

So let’s talk about the portraits! I have high hopes that Peggy/Elisabeth Moss will have a significant storyline this season because her Season 5 wasn’t all that awesome (except for when she quit, which was awesome). Look at Peggy’s Season 6 hair!! I love it. Don Draper looks good and stiff (cough). Megan looks super-annoying, per usual. And I’m really sorry to all of you who don’t like or “get” Roger Sterling but I LOVE HIM. As for Joan… I want her to go back to her maiden name! Joan Holloway is such a great name.

Here’s another teaser:

Photos courtesy of AMC/Facebook.

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Written by Kaiser         57 Comments »
Mar 21
'13
Jessica Pare v. January Jones: who looked better at the ‘Mad Men’ premiere?

The LA premiere of Mad Men Season 6 was held last night, and there are lots of new photos! Considering this is a Thursday and it’s not crazy in the gossip world right now, I thought we’d take out time going through lots of these photos. I was going to lump all of the Mad Men ladies together, but no. I want to spread this out! Because OMG MEGAN DRAPER. This is the reason I haven’t been looking forward to this season as much as past seasons. It’s because of Megan Draper. And no disrespect to Jessica Pare at all – I think she’s a decent actress doing the best job possible with a supremely annoying character. I don’t even want to say that Megan Draper’s trajectory is weak writing, because I feel like the writers gave Don Draper the fait accompli of that Faustian bargain he made in Korea – you can change your name, you can start over, you can scrub your past, but it will always come back and there will never be anything better, the grass only looks greener on the other side, but everything is always the worst. That being said, I don’t even want to look at Megan Draper any more. I hate her.

Anyway, Jessica wore this Prabal Gurung which I kind of love. Gorgeous. But not on her, right? I’d like to see this dress on another woman, with different shoes. I also think Jessica should stop with this kind of styling. Center part, sleek ponytail and dark eyes? Yikes. It does nothing for her face.

If looking good is the best revenge for the second Mrs. Draper (yeah, I said it, ANNA DRAPER CAME FIRST), then January Jones is winning. Fat Betty wore this beachy Joanthan Saunders dress with a surprise side view of her beav. Doesn’t January look pretty when she’s not trying to be so hardcore high-fashion? She looks amazing!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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Written by Kaiser         83 Comments »
Mar 21
'13
Jon Hamm keeps his ham under wraps at the ‘Mad Men’ premiere: disappointing?

And here are some photos of the dudes from Mad Men – I already covered the ladies earlier. Unfortunately, we didn’t have any good photos of my favorite Mad Man, John Slattery, but here’s the Hamm Dong with his girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt. Is that the face of a lady who gets Hamm Dong on the regular? Sigh. Jon looks okay… I can’t really make out The Freewheelin’ Dong.

I kind of love that Pete Campbell has a receding hairline now, and I love that Vincent Kartheiser is trying to “fix” it by giving himself a Justin Bieber hairstyle. He’s so cute.

Ben Feldman (otherwise known as the Jewish Don Draper, Michael Ginsberg). He has amazing hair.

Aaron Staton (Ken Cosgrove)… I have a thing for Ken. HE’S FROM VERMONT.

Jay Ferguson (Stan Rizzo) – he looks like (a really short) Wolverine!!

Christopher Stanley (Henry Francis) – the man who thought he was rescuing a disillusioned housewife and ended up getting Fat Betty. I hope Henry’s mother is in a few episodes!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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Written by Kaiser         31 Comments »
Jan 24
'13
Mad Men’s Season 6 will premiere in April, and Megan Draper is still around (ugh)

Yesterday AMC finally announced when the new season of Mad Men would begin! And they released these gorgeous (and slightly funny) black-and-white images to go along with the announcement. Season 6 will premiere on April 7th with a two-hour episode, which is what they did last season too – remember that extended premiere episode which filled us all with hope that Megan Draper would be a spectacular addition to the Mad Men family? And remember how terribly everything turned out?

So… yeah. While I’m excited about the new season and I’m beyond thrilled to see Jon Hamm in a tux and little Peggy Olsen sitting by herself on the stairs (couldn’t you see Sally in the exact same position in a few years?), I not AS excited for this new season as I have been in the past. Season 5 was rough on all of us, especially when it seemed like the writers were focusing way, way too much on Megan Draper and not enough on the business of the agency. I was sorry to see Peggy leave the agency, and I was sorry to see Elisabeth Moss’s role in the show diminish so much in favor of Jessica Pare.

So if we’re trying to glean anything from these promotional images, I guess we can say that Peggy is still around, but that she seems “apart” from the drama. We can also see that Megan Draper is still around, although I think it’s funny that Jessica Pare looks so bad (horrible angle for her face) in the one image. The Hamm Dong is around, but the costume department prefers for Jon Hamm to wear underwear.

Photos courtesy of AMC.

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Written by Kaiser         50 Comments »
Oct 25
'12
Jon Hamm/Don Draper, shirtless in Hawaii for ‘Mad Men’: sexy or not so much?

These photos work on a lot of different levels. For one, many Jon Hamm fans claim that he’s only really hot when he’s “in character” as Don Draper. DONE. He’s in character in these photos from the Hawaiian shoot of Mad Men. Two, these photos act as some kind of “spoiler” for those of us obsessed with Mad Men, many of whom want to see Megan Draper OUT. Well, it looks like Megan is still around next season. And she’s in a bikini. And she’s still hanging out with Don. Probably pitching fits and starting fights and acting like a tantrumy child. Ugh. Joan called it, didn’t she? This IS the kind of woman he goes for. Infantilized and tantrum-prone and vapid.

But really, these photos just work because they’re p0rn for a certain kind of lady (like me). I like a man who looks like he does NOT spend every waking moment at the gym. And that kind of beefcake look would be wrong for this era too. I also like a man with a hairy chest. Don Draper/The Hamm is giving me Sean Connery vibes here. And I like it.

I know I always ask “Jon Hamm: would you hit it?” and I’m usually disappointed with the Hamm-hate that comes his way. But would you hit it if he was in character as Don Draper? Don Draper is a complicated man. Don Draper is tortured and difficult and wry and interesting and sexist and a feminist. I would hit it. But I would also hit it with Jon Hamm. *sigh*

PS… I love that Don Draper is a reader. It’s one of my favorite parts of the Don Draper character.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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