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Bristol Palin responds to Margaret Cho with a wisecrack about lesbians

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Bristol Palin has responded to Margaret Cho’s blog post claiming that her mom, former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin, “forced” her to compete on Dancing with the Stars to further her political career. Bristol penned an open letter to Cho on her Facebook page, (the same outlet through which she and her sister responded to some ‘haters’ by personally attacking them) denying those claims. Bristol stated that the DWTS people approached her, and in no way did her mom force her to compete on the show. The post from Bristol has since been removed. That might have to do with the way Bristol ended it, by cracking wise about gay women.

In a post she called “Pistol Whipped” she wrote that “the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly . . . for not winning the election,and so she told Bristol she “owed” it to her to do DWTS . . . .” Let me shamelessly steal from Saturday Night Live: “Really, Margaret? Really?”

I will give my friend credit for creativity, and extra points for getting so many “facts” wrong in so few sentences. Let me be blunt: my mom did not “force” me to go on DWTS. She did not ask me either. The show approached me. I thought about it. I made the decision. After first worrying for me in terms of being exposed to those who hate us for what we believe in, both my mom and my dad became my number one supporters. Anyone who watched the show could tell I performed better, and I felt better about myself, when they were in the audience. I wanted to make them both proud, but politics had nothing to do with it. Loving my parents had everything to do with it.

It saddens me that people would think that my mom would “blame” me for anything that occurred in the 2008 election–much less “harshly” and “openly.” I think that canard (there, I said it again), has been floating around since then also. I will set the record straight, though my mom already did in her bestselling book “Going Rogue”; there were a number of reasons President Obama won in 2008, but the primary reason was that the economy was starting to falter and the majority of voters thought Obama could do a better job than my mom and John McCain. It turns out, two years later, the majority of voters were wrong, but we can talk about that another time. The point is, I seriously doubt anyone who considers herself a student of American politics truly believes I impacted even one vote in that election.

There you have it. Why do I want to set the record straight? Because it is this type of hurtful and false narrative that people promote to make my mom look bad. For 20 years my mom had my back–and for the rest of my life I will have hers.

To my friend Margaret Cho, if you ever have a question, call me girlfriend. Don’t ever rely on “sources” who claim to know me or my family. You will be taken every time. And we need to talk. You say you “don’t agree with the family’s politics at all” but I say, if you understood that commonsense conservative values supports the right of individuals like you, like all of us, to live our lives with less government interference and more independence, you would embrace us faster than KD Lang at an Indigo Girls concert.

[From Bristol Palin's Facebook via Queerty]

This whole thing would have come across decently if only Bristol (or more likely the people who wrote this) left off the last paragraph. As far as jokes go that was pretty tame, but it was also completely unnecessary and tells you quite a bit about Bristol’s politics and how “supportive” they are of non-heterosexuals. (Margaret is married to a man but describes herself as bisexual.) Remember when Bristol’s sister Willow called someone the anti-gay “f” word on Facebook? They never apologized for that remark but did say something about how they shouldn’t have gotten all worked up on Facebook. And as opposed to this lengthy missive, we know that Bristol and Willow are the ones who fired off those insults.

Bristol is shown on 11/24/10. Credit: Fame. Margaret is shown on 9/17/10. Credit: WENN.com

47850, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Wednesday November 24, 2010. Dancing with the Stars winners and runners up touch down on the East Coast as they make an appearance on Good Morning America . Afterwards, the contestants mingled with fans, taking photos and signing autographs. Jennifer Grey, best known for her role in Dirty Dancing , won the competition with the help of Derek Hough. Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer were runners up while Bristol Palin and her partner Mark Ballas finished in third. Photograph:  PacificCoastNews.com

LAS VEGAS - SEPTEMBER 17: Comedian/actress Margaret Cho performs at The Pearl concert theater at the Palms Casino Resort September 17, 2010 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images)

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Dec 2
'10
Margaret Cho says Sarah Palin forced Bristol to do DWTS

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Comedian Margaret Cho was on Dancing with The Stars for all of three weeks this season. She had some awkward moments, including some very fug outfits and a propensity to pull ridiculous faces while she was dancing. She did show some improvement on the show, but was ultimately voted off third, after David Hasselhoff and Michael Bolton. Cho recently blogged about one of her fellow contestants who garnered a lot more attention and praise this season, Bristol Palin. Palin of course finished third overall in the competition, amid some controversy about her mother’s political influence. (I thought Bristol was a very likable go-getter this season, and that her personality and dancing improvement contributed much more to her success than any alleged voting scheme.)

Now Cho is claiming that Sarah Palin put Bristol up to doing the show, in an attempt to bolster her own political image by making her teen mom daughter less of a liability. Even if this is true, I don’t get why it took Cho so long to come out with this.

Everyone was trying to pit me against Bristol, but the truth is, we got along well. She never asked me to babysit Tripp or anything like that, but I consider her a friend. So what’s my take on her television debut? Well…

Why did Bristol do Dancing with the Stars? I heard from someone who really should know (really should seriously know the dirt really really) that the only reason Bristol was on the show was because Sarah Palin forced her to do it. Sarah supposedly blames Bristol harshly and openly (in the circles that I heard it from) for not winning the election, and so she told Bristol she “owed” it to her to do DWTS so that “America would fall in love with her again” and make it possible for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 with America behind her all the way. Instead of being supposedly “handicapped” by the presence of her teen mom daughter, now Bristol is going to be an “asset” – a celebrity beloved for her dancing. I am sure the show wasn’t in on this (but who knows anything really).

Although I don’t agree with the family’s politics at all, I really like Bristol as a person. She’s warm and incredibly supportive, and I think that she looks beautiful out on the dance floor. It’s heartbreaking that people are so awful to her about her weight. I think she looks fantastic, and why does everybody think they have a right to comment on our bodies? What are young girls going to take away from that? If people call her fat what kind of impact does that have on women who have similar body types – which is most of us??!! Still, it is a dance competition, and so I am sure that people feel they have the right to judge bodies and not just ability. That’s just wrong.

Bristol is learning. She improved a lot, in my opinion. Her tango was fierce and really the best dance she did. You really do learn to dance in this competition! I am proud of her for shaking her ass! But keep in mind there are other forces at work here and it’s not just for the love of dance.

[From Margaret Cho's blog via Huffington Post]

So was that like a backhanded compliment to Bristol? Something like “she’s a good dancer but her mom made her do it” and “she’s bigger than a dancer but she looks fantastic“? I get that there has been a lot of commentary on Bristol’s weight not going down significantly while she was on the show, but why even bring it up in this post? It sounds snarky even though Cho complimented her. Kaiser doesn’t agree with me though, and thinks that Cho is being very complimentary to Bristol while making it clear what she thinks about her mom. She didn’t get the same passive aggressive vibe from this story that I did.

Before Bristol went on DWTS, she did an interview on Leno and she seemed so happy with the prospect of going on the show. I doubt that Sarah Palin “forced” her daughter to do it, and it was ultimately a very good move for Bristol. Whatever Sarah’s political ambitions, to bring all that up only seems to detract from Bristol’s achievements. Yes a lot of people don’t like her mother, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t get to know her daughter on the show and root for her success, even if it was her mom’s idea as Cho claims. Maybe Cho agrees with me. That said, there are rumors that Todd Palin, Sarah’s husband, is going to be on DWTS next.

Margaret Cho is shown with her partner, Louis van Amstel, on 9/20/10 ahead of DWTS. Bristol and her partner, Mark Ballas, are shown outside of Good Morning America on 11/24/10. Credit: WENN.com

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