I watched this whole worthless video of Mariah Carey talking to these two teenaged high school students in Aspen. She talks about her rebellious younger brother and it seems like the whole rambling point of the conversation is to figure out where to get her brother some clothes as a gift. She tells them she stopped school in the eigth grade, but she was like, advanced, to get into eigth grade as a 12 year old. She also says she’ll record songs with their names in them, especially since one of the teens has the same name as her hairdresser.

They tell her where to go in town and she relates to them very well, which is quite a testament to her maturity. One guy name drops his girlfriend, probably to keep drunk Mariah in check.

In the middle of the video the guys are talking about themselves and Mariah abruptly changes the subject, asking a woman who’s either her friend or the help “How many websites does my dog have? My dog?”

“23 maybe,” the woman answers. She then talks about her dog losing an online poll to Miss Piggy or some shit.

One of the guys says he could win at those million dollar trivia gameshows because he knows all the answers, and Mariah is like “I don’t” and the guy says “you’re already rich,” but she says something about not being that rich. At the end she tries to convince one of the guys to give her his gloves.

Mariah is off the charts on that narcissism scale, and now I know she has yet to complete junior high.

Don’t waste your time. Mariah is tipsy talking to teens, that’s the basic idea.

Thanks to NinjaDude for finding this and Fark for linking it.

You probably heard that Mariah Carey insured her overrated legs for a staggering $1 billion. It was news when model Rachel Hunter’s legs were insured for $1 million in her heydey. Heidi Klum’s legs are currently insured for a relatively realistic $2 million, but she’s an international supermodel, not a hedonistic singer who could easily let up on her exercise routine and become a size 14. (This is a woman who doesn’t even lift her own drinks, so it’s doubtful that she even approaches Janet Jackson’s level of fitness commitment.)

Mariah is fronting PETA-hated Gillette’s “Legs of a Goddess” Godzilla campaign, and has taken out a $1 billion insurance policy on her legs as a result. Those razors better be smooth, because a little knick could cost the insurance company six figures. If she falls or something, they’re bankrupt.

Mariah will be on tour soon, and will probably be dancing and stuff, but $1 billion is way excessive. Britney had to cancel her tour two years ago due to a knee injury, but it’s hard to imagine the damage being that high if Mariah is laid up for a while.

Mariah appeared at Radio City Music hall yesterday for a press conference announcing her role as the Gillette spokesperson. She posed with a 16-foot likeness of her own legs after a 20 pound weight loss, making me wonder where the rest of the giant Mariah went. Are those legs attached to a huge evil Mariah monster that’s ready to take over Manhattan?

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Oprah held her “Legends Ball” last night to honor the achievements of African-American women. Celebrities pictured include Oprah Winfrey, Janet Jackson, Jermaine Dupri, Tyra Banks, Mariah Carey, Spike Lee, Diddy, Smokey Robinson, Pam Grier, Dionne Warwick, Gayle King, Cicely Tyson, Deborah Roberts, Antonio LA Reid , and Nate Berkus.

A two hour special featuring highlights from the 2005 Legends Ball will air on ABC this Monday:

In the pictures of the event, Janet Jackson looks fit and happy, and Mariah Carey looks pretty good even though she’s wearing a stripper cut-out dress. 70s siren Pam Grier looks pretty bad, but I looked her up and she suffered from cancer in 1998 and was given 18 months to live. She was gorgeous in Jackie Brown in 1997. Hopefully she’s on the road to recovery and will get a makeover soon.

Mariah Carey appeared on MTV’s Total Request Live yesterday to premiere her new video with Snoop Dogg and Pharrell, “Say Something.” It’s not that catchy of a song, and the background track is too repetitive. The video jumps around to different luxurious scenes in Paris and in high end shops, and although it’s interesting it’s not fabulous.

Here is Mariah at Total Request Live and outside the MTV studios yesterday. Sure she looks good now that she’s lost weight, but why does she continue to dress like she’s 14?

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Here’s the video for “Say Something”

Thanks to FadedYouth for these pictures of Mariah’s muff. They don’t appear to be Photoshopped, and she seems to be decently groomed. They’re NSFW, but it’s just a little flash so you might be able to sneak a peek. These are decent high-res pictures.

Mariah Carey upskirt pictures after the jump.
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Now we know the reason why only Pharrell came to Paris to film his part in the Say Something video - Snoop would have been too expensive:

Mariah goes on to emphasize how over-the-top Snoop’s requirements are, without getting into specifics. Maybe he just didn’t feel like flying to Europe to work and decided it would be easier if the work came to him.

Mariah may be taking advantage of her 20 pound weight loss to become a spokesperson for a fashion house. She is said to have been noticed by Louis Vuitton higher-ups while filming “Say Something” in their Paris store. Her rep said that “she is in talks” with “quite a few fashion labels.” [via]

Mariah, no matter what you say Snoop cannot out-diva you.

Here are pictures of the two filming “Say Something” in LA. [via]

Three more including Carey in a bikini among the LV suitcases after the jump.

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More photos surfaced of Mariah and Pharrell filming “Say Something,” the next single off Mariah’s multi-platinum album, “The Emancipation of Mimi.” Mariah looks healthy and more toned in a side-slit bathing suit. Coveted Louis Vuitton purses and a slew of gorgeous shoes are featured in the video. Snoop Dog was rumored to have a spot in “Say Something,” and he lends his talent to the track, but we haven’t found pictures of him with Carey and Pharrell. He may be edited into the video later.

We may have spoken too soon when we speculated that Pharrell and Carey were an item. Although they were pictured holding hands after the shoot, it may have been just for publicity as the two are both said to be involved with other people. Pictures [via]

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Mariah Carey, 35, holds hands with Pharrell Williams, the successful 32 year-old lead vocalist of NERD, as they leave Paris. Although their relationship looks more than just professional they were shooting “The Say Something” video together a couple days ago. Late last month Mariah was said to be dating NY-based rapper Cam’ron.

Mariah says in the March issue of Marie Claire that the rumors of her 2001 breakdown were false and she was simply overworked:

Mariah must have forgotten that her publicist confirmed that she was “under psychiatric care” at the time.

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Mariah Carey wears a jacket as a robe while filming the “Say Somethin” video in Paris on 3/9.

Mariah has been working out and asking people to punch her and feel her up. She recently bragged about her firmer body to Page Six staff, and invited them to feel her thighs and ass. Unfortunately, Mariah fears that she’s working out too much and plans to slow down so she doesn’t lose her ass:

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Four more after the jump.

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Here are some pictures of Mariah Carey posing at Revlon’s pre-Oscar celebrity “suite.” [via] According to Entertainment Tonight celebs are getting pre-Oscar cosmetics:

What a creative way to explain that celebrities get stuff in exchange for free product promotion. I really hate the word “swag,” it sounds so ridiculous.

Oh and that’s Mariah’s hairstylist Kristofer Buckle. In case you haven’t heard the important news, hairstylists are the new BFs. Two more pictures after the jump.

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