Aren’t we lucky? Megan Fox’s 2011 Face has come out yet again! This time, she seems to have gotten a gig where she just stands around, posing with her mouth open, all for Jaguar. The event was for the 50th anniversary of Jaguar‘s E-Type, and I suspect that Megan got a nice fat paycheck to stand around looking vacant. She even got to bring Brian Austin Green, who is looking better and better, isn’t he? Anyway, The Mail says her dress is mint green, but in these photos it looks white, so who knows? I actually like the dress, a rarity when it comes to Megan’s sometimes tacky style. Here’s a bit more from The Mail:

There was certainly some impressive bodywork going on as Megan Fox turned out to support a Jaguar event in New York last night.

The cars on display were also looking suitably snazzy.

Transformers star Megan unveiled her own streamlined physique in a backless mint green dress as she turned out at a function put on by the motor firm to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Jaguar E-Type.

She was joined by her husband Brian Austin Green, who she posed with happily.

The Jaguar E-Type was once described as the ‘world’s most beautiful car’ by racing driver Enzo Ferrari, the late founder of the Ferrari Italian motor brand.

So it was only fitting, perhaps, that Megan – voted one of the most beautiful women in the world in various polls – was there to support the event.

Megan has recently finished filming the upcoming comedy Friends With Kids.

[From The Daily Mail]

I wonder… is this what Megan’s career has come to? Getting paid to do these kinds of appearances? Even though her last film went nearly direct-to-DVD, I kind of thought Megan was still a somewhat in-demand actress, enough that she would be fine for money without having to do these kinds of events. Perhaps it’s both – she’s fine for money, her career is perhaps on track, but Jaguar still offered her a big enough paycheck that it was worth her while.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

These are photos of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green at this weekend’s Long Beach Grand Prix Celebrity Pro Race. BAG is into racing and all of that stuff, and Megan is a good wife about supporting his interest. She usually comes out to cheer him on, which I think is nice. Despite my complaints about her, I think she really does adore BAG, and she puts a lot of effort into their relationship, you know? She’s not just phoning it in. She makes the effort to show up for him.

So now that I’ve said something nice, can I say something mean? First of all, I think we’re witnessing the debut of Megan’s Official 2011 Face. It’s new and improved! Not so much, actually. She was so much prettier several years ago, before all of the work. Look at her 2011 Nose – it doesn’t work on her face at all. Secondly, even though I think Megan came out to support her husband, the photos of her greeting him after the race are kind of ridiculous. Like, she knew the cameras were on her, so it’s like she was moving in slow motion in the music video in her head. Smile, pose. Embrace, pose. Look loving, pose. Kiss, pose. Still, they’re happy and good for them. BAG looks nice too. And I’m not going to say anything about Megan’s cutoffs. Meh. Her hair looks great, though.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Last year, Mickey Rourke gave an interview is which he described Megan Fox as “a world class beauty” (it was her 2009 Face) and “probably the best actress” he’s ever worked with. They had just completed filming on Passion Play, the film in which Mickey plays some kind of mangled sad man and Megan plays a hooker with angel wings and Bill Murray runs around yelling at people. It looks terrible, and the film is barely getting any kind of release, although there’s some talk about “direct to DVD”. Anyway, NY Mag’s Vulture Column caught up with Mickey, and he sort-of/kind-of retracted his previous comments about Megan? The biscuit haze is wearing off, I suppose. Or Mickey just doesn’t care, and he lies all the time.

When we spotted Mickey Rourke leaning against a wall at the after-party for a screening of Scream 4 at the Mondrian Soho’s Mister H last night, we made a beeline for the man. Was he there because he loves horror movies? Or to support the night’s celebrity headliner, 50 Cent, who he co-starred with in the unreleased 13? Nope, he wasn’t there to do either. Rourke isn’t a big fan of horror, and he’s even less of a fan of 13, which he described as a “terrible” movie. Also “terrible” according to Rourke: Passion Play, his movie with Megan Fox, an actress he previously described as “the most talented” he’d ever worked with. Once you get Rourke talking candidly, he can’t be stopped. Enjoy the brutal honesty.

Let’s start with horror movies: You a fan?
Depends.

On what?
If there’s nothing else to watch. I came here to see Harvey. I don’t know nothing about the movie.

What about 50 Cent? He’s hosting.
I haven’t seen him.

You guys are in a movie together, right?
A really bad movie, yeah.

What?! Is it out?
No, it’s so bad it can’t get out.

Tell me why you made it.
For the money.

But you think the movie’s bad.
Terrible.

Why?
You have to watch it.

What about your movie with Megan Fox and Bill Murray?
Terrible. Another terrible movie. But, you know, in your career and all the movies you make, you’re going to make dozens of terrible ones.

You called Megan Fox, like, one of the best actresses of all time.
That I worked with [smirk].

That movie’s getting limited release.
That’s because it’s not very good.

I know a good movie we can talk about: your rugby movie.
That’ll be a great movie. We start shooting February.

[From Vulture]

Yeah. Sure. I mean, I know I have a lot to say about Megan Fox’s constant stupidity in interviews, but on the other side, I’m kind of feeling bad for her. That’s wrong, I know. As soon as she opens her mouth again, I’ll be yelling at her. But for now, it must suck to realize that when Mickey Rourke handed out those lovely compliments about your talent, he was just talking out of his ass.

In case you missed it, here’s the latest trailer for Passion Play. Why did this film even get made? Ugh.

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin, ‘Passion Play’ and Fame.

A few years ago, Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke filmed a movie called Passion Play. I was always a little sketchy on the plot… something about Megan’s character being a circus freak performer with wings, and Mickey is trying to “save” her by cutting off her wings or whatever. It doesn’t matter, because you’re probably not going to see the movie. Because you won’t be able to find it – the reviews are in, and Passion Play isn’t even going to get a short, limited release in theatres. That bitch is going straight to DVD! Ha.

Neither angel wings nor cleavage could save Megan Fox’s newest film.

Fox stars as an angel (or just a woman with a random set of wings) working in a circus in the film “Passion Play,” a slightly bizarre premise that you’ll have to go out of your way to see — it’s going direct to DVD. The film, which co-stars Mickey Rourke as a burnt out trumpet player who rescues and somehow romances Fox from Bill Murray’s sleazy gangster, is set to be released to home theaters everywhere on May 31st.

It’s little surprise that the movie, despite a seemingly strong cast, finds itself without theater play; it already failed on the big screen. Playing at the Toronto Film Festival in September, the film bombed, with terrible reviews and viewers openly mocking it as it played — that is, before they walked out.

According to Rourke, who went to high school with writer/director Mitch Glazer, it wasn’t Fox’s fault that the movie failed. In an interview with EW, Rourke absolutely raved about Fox’s acting skills. Big time.

“I think the pleasant surprise was this girl who’s a world-class beauty turned out to be probably the best young actress I’ve ever worked with,” Rourke said. “I don’t know if a lot of her films have showcased her acting ability more than, say, being action-oriented, but she really stepped up the plate with this one and was very consistent and professional, beyond her years. At 23, I couldn’t do half of what she’s doing.”

Unfortunately, it wasn’t quite enough to get the film in theaters.

[From HuffPo]

Yeah, I always wondered what kind of crack Mickey was smoking when he said all of that nice stuff about Megan. Everyone else who has worked with her basically says she’s a massive pain in the ass. Maybe Megan gave Mickey a little something extra. Like a beej.

Honestly, this probably won’t affect Mickey’s career that much – he’s still working, and he’s already easing himself into a career as a character actor. But Megan was supposed to be the next Angelina Jolie, remember? To hear her tell it, she was the only one with talent or intelligence or balls. I would laugh about the once mighty falling, but Megan’s career has been in the toilet for about a year now. This is just one of the final nails in her career coffin.

Last thing – this was like a half dozen faces ago for Megan, right?

Stills from ‘Passion Play’ courtesy of MTV.

In recent photos of Megan Fox, I’ve noted time and time again how thin she looks. She’s always been a small girl – she seems like she’s naturally petite, and my guess is that she’s barely five foot three or so, probably a natural size two or zero. So she’s probably one of those women where even five pounds gained or lost makes a dramatic difference. Like with so many Hollywood women, I wish that Megan would realize how much better she looks with just a little extra weight – it softens her face, makes her plastic surgery look less noticeable and abrasive, and she doesn’t look too “painfully thin” in a bikini. Anyway, some of the most of recent sightings of Megan have been in her new ads for Armani, like this new commercial:

After that commercial came out, many, MANY people were talking about Megan’s slender body. So Hollywood Life did an interview with Megan’s trainer, who tries to explain it:

“Do I worry about Megan getting too skinny? Yeah!” exclaims Harley, who trains Megan and other celebrities like Robert Pattinson, Katy Perry and Amanda Seyfried.Megan Fox has been looking particularly thin lately, and 81% of you voted you were worried about how tiny she is getting. But her trainer Harley Pasternakassures HollywoodLife.com the actress eats a lot and explains why she’s so skinny.

“Believe it or not she has this really fast metabolism,” explains Harley. “So her training is all about body toning and sculpting. With her its really about she’s eating enough of the rightthings. People thought ‘Oh she must be anorexic’ but she’s far from that!”

In fact, Harley reveals, Megan gets very upset when she hears people think she has an eating disorder, especially since she struggles to gain weight. “She gets frustrated at times because she’s like ‘I need to put on weight.’ So she actually weight-trains to keep on that lean muscle tissue.”

The 5 factor fitness trainer went on to explain the kind of training he does with Megan to make her stomach toned and muscular. “The key to Megan’s abs is first of all genetics,” Harley says. “The second is that we train her abs on all three planes. It’s not just about crunch, crunch, crunch. It’s about working her body up and down and side to side and rotation. We train all three of her rectus abdominis, her obliques and her corset muscle to make sure that her abs are not just tight and strong but small. The corset pulls it all in.”

[From Hollywood Life]

Are you tempted to believe him? Sure. Except that Megan has a history of opening her mouth and saying all kinds of dumb crap that contradicts her trainer. In 2008, she discussed her weight loss after the first Transformers: “I just stopped eating. I don’t eat very healthy anyway — I have a serious sugar tooth, so now [when I want to put on weight], I eat red-velvet cake before I go to bed every night, and if you eat meals later, you’ll put on weight faster, so I had dinner at 10 p.m.” And then in 2009, when she was asked about her alleged eating disorder, she told Rolling Stone: “If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

So, basically, Megan sometimes starves herself and sometimes she binges, and she has a trainer who makes her exercise a lot, and we’re just supposed to believe all of this is natural, I guess.

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin & Armani.

Jesus, I think Armani has just decided to slap Megan Fox’s face down on every single product and campaign they’ve got going. What’s funny is that Megan looks completely different and uniquely plastic in each ad campaign – in the Armani makeup ads, she was ridiculously Photoshopped to the point where she looked like her old 2008 face. In last year’s Armani underwear ads, Megan simply posed in polka-dotted panties, exposing her Marilyn tattoo (on her arm). The header image is the Spring 2011 Armani underwear print ad, and Armani just released a 20-second teaser commercial. Watch and see how you barely get a clear shot of Megan’s face:

I call it “Bolt-Ons In the Wind”. Right? That’s all it was – bolt-ons and ass-shots, artsy fabric rippling and Megan’s crazy face. Look, I’ll say it again: Megan Fox used to be really pretty. But she’s jacked up her face too much, and she looks too different from year to year. I don’t understand getting Megan to front a major campaign if you’re barely using her face, like in this commercial. Is this supposed to be exotic or “deep”? Because dudes who still jerk off to Megan Fox don’t care about any of that. They just want to see Megan’s boob (job) falling out of her bra.

Here is the new ad for Armani Cosmetics 2011… guess who that is? Guess. Seriously. My guess was the unholy love child of Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis and a plastic blow-up doll. I’m sort of right… it’s Megan Fox. Like, three faces ago. She doesn’t look like this currently, but give her a few more surgeries, and maybe she’ll come back to it. Oh, here’s another ad, via the UK’s Independent. Look how different her face is here:

…the hell? I don’t hate Megan Fox as a general rule, and I do think that she started out as a pretty little thing, but using her – and her constantly changing PlasticFace – in a campaign for cosmetics is a joke, and it is insulting.

There’s a commercial too.

Header ad courtesy of Popoholic.

These are new photos of Megan Fox, looking kind of weepy and sad. Fame Pictures and The Daily Mail are trying to make Megan’s puffy eyes about her new Razzie nominations yesterday. Megan was nominated for “Worst Actress” for Jonah Hex, and she and Josh Brolin share a nomination for worst couple. Sadly, I feel strongly that Megan will probably “lose” both of her Razzie categories. She faces such tough competition – Jennifer Aniston, Kristen Stewart, Miley Cyrus, the Sex and the City ladies… yeah, Megan doesn’t even stand out as “the worst”. Which is pretty rough, right? So maybe that’s why she’s weepy.

It looks like Megan Fox may have been crying into her pillow. And it could have something to do with the sexy Transformers actress being nominated for what every actor fears: a Razzie.

Emerging from the Byron and Tracey salon in Beverly Hills yesterday, Megan looked anything but happy. And she appeared to be wiping her make-up free eyes.

The 24-year-old Hollywood actress got the worst actress Razzie nomination for her role in box office flop, Jonah Hex. The Razzies stand for the 31st Annual Golden Raspberry Awards, which honour the year’s worst films and actors.

Jennifer Aniston, Kristen Stewart and Miley Cyrus are also nominated in the category.
Megan’s outfit matched her dark mood too.

Dressed in a deep purple dress and navy cardigan, she made her way back to her car clutching her keys and a water bottle tightly.

It is not unusual for Megan to go make-up free in her down time, but on this occasion her eyes appeared to be puffier.

[From The Daily Mail]

Eh. Maybe the beauty salon chemicals bothered her eyes or her contacts. Maybe she’s weepy about something else entirely, like the idea that her costar JON HAMM won’t give her the time of day. Maybe it’s just the plastic surgery. Ugh.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

These are some new photos of Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green exiting a sushi joint yesterday. As you can see, Megan Fox is still looking very small. Apparently, many people were commenting on her slender frame at the Golden Globes. Not just her body, either – Megan looked especially “worked on” at the Globes. Her face was all kinds of jacked. It’s funny, the first Transformers movie was on a few days ago, and I watched it for a minute. I caught a scene where Megan and Shia LeBeouf are just talking to each other, and I was stunned for a moment. She has radically altered her face in just a few years. It’s ridiculous, especially considering that she was very pretty to start with.

Anyway, Megan, eating, etc. I think she’s always been really small. Does she starve herself? Eh. I have no idea. But I do think that she’s naturally so petite that when she loses five pounds, you can really tell.

I’m also wondering if we got these paparazzi shots because Megan was reacting to something, some news that maybe hurt her in some way. A few years ago, many would have considered Megan the front-runner in any race to cast Catwoman, a role that just went to Anne Hathaway. That doesn’t mean that Megan would have had a shot in hell, even in a perfect world, even if she hadn’t spent the last three years giving moronic, unprofessional interviews. I think Christopher Nolan would have always wanted to cast an “actress” rather than a glorified model/music video girl.

Speaking of, here’s one of Megan’s latest shots for her Armani ad campaign.

Photos courtesy of Fame, ad courtesy of My Fashion Life.

Remember how I was wondering on Friday why Megan Fox is no longer ubiquitous? Yeah. Looks like Megan wants some attention after being quiet and low-key for a few months. Megan and Brian Austin Green are in Hawaii for the holidays, and Megan put on her smallest little black bikini for the paps – she’s also wearing her diamond ring, which Bauer-Griffin is noting for some reason. It does look very big in these pics, but I don’t see how that’s particularly notable. Only didn’t she “lose” it the last time she and BAG were in Hawaii? But the one that she lost was only two carats – this one looks much bigger. Also – I take off my jewelry when I swim, in the pool or the ocean. Doesn’t everyone?

Do you like how she’s posing for the cameras? I mean, I can’t blame her really. If someone was taking my photo while I was in a bikini, I would be using whatever I had to cover up. Megan’s got a lovely figure – athletic, slim, nice shape – but judging from where she has her hands, I think she’s probably a little self-conscious of her thighs. It happens to the best of us. But, The Daily Mail is making a big deal about how Megan looks “painfully thin” – however, to my eyes, she looks either the same as always, or like she might have put on a pound or two. She’s not emaciated. But I do think something wonky is happening with her boobs, which The Mail also talks about. Back in June, I wondered if she had gotten some recent implants, but now her bust looks slightly deflated. Thoughts?

Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.