Ha! This story just struck me as ridiculously funny, and I know that admitting that makes me a horrible person. Apparently, there’s a rumor going around Palm Beach, Florida that Donald Trump and his third wife, Melania, are having some relationship problems. The whole thing might stem from the fact that Donald seems to be spending more and more time alone in Palm Beach while Melania stays in New York with their nearly four-year-old son (I know, I keep thinking their kid is just a baby, but he’s turns four in March, despite this report claiming Barron is five). The Donald has already denied the alleged relationship trouble, but his hilarious denial kind of just added fuel to the fire when he claimed that Melania had to stay in New York with the kid because of school on Friday evenings. Seriously!

The Palm Beach Daily News which isn’t exactly known for wild speculation reported earlier this week that the marriage of Donald Trump is in trouble. The Donald says that just isn’t true and he told the newspaper that also. “There was a report in the Palm Beach Daily News that Melania and I are having problems, and it is 100% false, as I told them.”

The rumors started because Donald has been spending weekends alone in Palm Beach while his family stays behind in New York. His explanation for this is “Melania used to come with me to Palm Beach every weekend, but now that we have a young son, his school comes first.”

He went on to say that their five year old son has school on Friday evenings so the family has to stay in New York. OK, first things first here. I’m sure there are kids who have school in the evenings. But Friday evenings? Really? He is five. That part doesn’t make any sense. Second of all, if he is so enamored of his family why don’t they fly to Palm Beach after school ends? It isn’t like Donald is flying commercial. The plane leaves when he wants it to leave. The kid is five. How late is he staying in school at night? Finally, why is he going down every weekend? Stay at home with your family. Just because he is in school Friday evenings still leaves Saturdays and Sundays that the family could be together. I smell lots of trouble here.

[From Crazy Days and Nights via Gossip Rocks]

School on Friday evenings! Hilarious. When I was in college, it was difficult for me to make it to class on Thursday mornings, I can’t even imagine what it would have been like if classes were held on Friday evenings. Regardless of the “Friday evening school” shenanigans for a three-year-old (for real!), what do you think? Is there trouble is gold-plated paradise? I think there’s something there!

Note by Celebitchy: Please welcome occasional guest writer, fashion and hair expert Micah McCain. He’s a Hollywood fashion stylist and pop culture expert. He’s worked on stars such as Lauren Conrad and has appeared as a panelist on the Chelsea Handler Show. Micah’s commentary on the fashion and style of the celebrities at the “Trump International Hotel and Tower Dubai at The Park Avenue Plaza” on 6/23/08 is below.

Heidi Klum:
I think if you’re married to Seal, than you shouldn’t be wearing it!
If only 2007 Christie Brinkley looked as much like 1984 Christie Brinkley as 2008 Heidi Klum does! KFC has bigger breasts than she does in that top!

Demi Moore:
“A” Your bag should match your shoes, not your hair. “B” Those shoes go with that dress as much as Dick Cheney goes with target shooting. “C” I get that the hair is supposed to be a throw back to Veronica Lake, but frankly she should just throw it back. And “D” That dress looks like a failed attempt at hanging herself using her satin sheets.

Melania Trump:
Judging by that look on her face, she should change her name to Melania STUMPED!
She’s a blonde dye job away from being cast as the live action Smurfette.
Is it me, or does her eye shadow have as many colors going on as his hair does?

Naomi Watts:
Okay let’s REALLY break this down: Why would someone dress like a flapper waitress who’s into foot bondage and then not take a single minute to do anything with her hair, or let alone complete the ensemble by putting on a sequin headband with a feather in it? WATT was she thinking? I’ll tell you what she was thinking, she was thinking “Maybe if don’t do anything with my hair then they’ll focus on how I look like Nicole Kidman without any make-up on, instead of focusing on the fact that I look like the runner up in the ‘Little Miss England Pageant’ after the talent competition!” SHE’S WEARING A SEQUIN DICKEY! I guess she figured if they weren’t gonna roll out the red carpet, then she wasn’t going to dress for it.

You can visit Micah’s website at MicahMcCain.com.