Jesse James was on Piers Morgan Tonight on Friday to promote his new sad sap memoir, American Outlaw. He was just as ridiculous, self-centered and insensitive as we’ve come to expect. I’ve read quite a bit of his memoir, and he never went into any detail whatsoever about all the easy women he wooed on MySpace to come give him some afternoon delight on the coffin couch in his office at the garage. He didn’t even mention any of them by name or give a number of the many strippers he was banging. He did however, recount in detail how a high school girlfriend cheated on him, how his dad hit him when he was somewhat responsible for burning the house down as a teenager (by storing fireworks in the garage) and how he was this big football hero who lost his chances at a scholarship by hanging with a bad crowd and getting busted for theft. James is a sixteen year old boy in an old saggy body, although I would guess that at least 50% of boys that age have more of a sense of personal responsibility than he does.

It was more of the same from James on Piers Morgan. While Piers bugs me by being such a kiss ass to celebrities he does get them to open up. James went on at length about how great Kat Von D is and how their relationship is so much better than what he had with Sandra. In fact he insinuated that Sandra was a ball breaker, that they were never really friends, and that he was glad that it all played out the way it did.

- “I wouldn’t go back and change things”
JAMES: I wouldn’t go back and change things, you know? I’m — in a way, I’m glad the stuff happens. I’m not happy that I hurt her, and hurt so many people around her, and my family and everybody else. You know, I would never want to put anybody through that again.

But I’m a firm believer that things happen in life to teach us a lesson, you know? And there’s obviously someone that thought, you know, I was a strong (EXPLETIVE DELETED) to put this kind of adversity on me, you know? And push me to my — you know, damn near to my breaking point.

- “it sucks to have these kind of problems that like millions of couples have”
SANDRA BULLOCK, ACTRESS: To my husband: there’s no– there’s no surprise that my work got better when I met you, because I never knew what it felt like for someone to have my back. So thank you.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

MORGAN: Well, Jesse James, I mean, that’s painful to watch for me. And I hardly know Sandra. I met her once in my life. And I think everyone watching you feels for her every time they see it, because clearly she doesn’t know what’s coming. You didn’t know what was coming, but you knew what you were doing.

When you watch that, and it was her at the Golden Globes just before I saw you at the Oscars — what do you think watching that back now?

JAMES: Oh, it just makes me sad, you know? It’s sad that, you know, I — not for myself, but for her, you know? To put her through what I put her through, you know? So —

MORGAN: Yes, but I mean, do you hate yourself for doing that?

JAMES: I think I’ve forgiven myself for what I’ve done. You know?

MORGAN: Has she forgiven you?

JAMES: I think so. I think, you know, she’s in a place of forgiveness, you know. And, you know, it just — I mean, it sucks to have these kind of problems that like millions of couples have, and everyone has. But on such a like global level, you know? Because you know, everything played out. You know, it was like wild fire and it played out in the media in such a horrible way, you know?

Like — which, you know, seems kind of unfair to me at a point. But, you know, I stood up like a man and took it on the chin.

- On if Sandra forgives him
MORGAN: How do you know she’s forgiven you?

JAMES: Well, she told me before that she forgives me. So —

- On how he’s closer to Kat and she’s so much better than Sandra
MORGAN: Do you think [Sandra] understands you better than perhaps other people do?

JAMES: I think so. I think — well, I don’t know about other people. I mean, there’s probably people that I’m closer to now than I ever was to her, you know?

MORGAN: Your current partner?

JAMES: I think so.

MORGAN: That’s interesting. Why do you think that is?… Have you changed?

JAMES: I think so. I think I was willing to do the hard work, and take a look at the stuff I never wanted to look at, or the stuff I wanted to ignore. Like stuff that I talk about in the book. And you know, with Kat. That I have a partner that’s like, you know, we’re connected on a higher level….

And meeting someone like Kat will — not meeting her. I mean, we were friends for a long time, and like friends. And mutual respect, and it just — I think maybe that was the problem. I don’t think Sandy and I were ever really friends. You know, we were — went right into relationship, and then marriage. And then, you know, right into that, and never really friends. And you know, Kat and I seem to be connected on like such a higher level.

I mean, we have like such a deeper understanding of each other. And, you know, a outlook on the world, and — and stuff like that. And — and man, she’s a bad ass too. Like she’ll — you think I’m bad, and I’ll browbeat you. You should interview her. She’ll scare the hell out of you….

MORGAN: Do you believe you may have found true love?

JAMES: I think so. I’ve never felt the way I do, you know, for anyone the way I feel for [Kat]. I’ve never had that feeling. And I’ve never had someone like have my back 100 percent, you know? And stick by me when everyone turned their back. And she says, “[EXPLETIVE DELETED] it, I’m — you know, I’m your friend, and — and I — I stand by you. I don’t care what anybody says.” You know?

And I think that’s the definition of like what, you know, people that care about each other should be…

I think it’s something that’s like a conscious day to day, you know, thought process. And — and, you know, I think I’m vocal with, you know, Kat, that if I don’t get something that I’m needing or, some kind of affection or whatever, and vice versa — both of us are committed to work on our relationship together. And make sure we’re 100 percent what each of us want for each other.

And I — I’ve never had a partner that did that. You know, its always been, you know, either my way or the highway, or you know, something like that. And man, she’s like — you know, she’s committed to like being everything that I want her to be, and same here. You know, I — I love her like crazy. And it’s like — you know, people I think on their T.V. show, they only get to see a small, little portion of how great she is. But she’s — she’s amazing. She’s…

- On how publicly humiliating Sandra wasn’t a big deal
MORGAN: The — the finality of the picture that you’re painting suggests that Sandra — I mean, you — you may hope that she’s forgiven you. But certainly nothing in this suggests that she wants much to do with you.

It’s hard to imagine. When you watch the Golden Globes clip, when you look back at the Oscars, it was the greatest time of her career. And it was all kind of taken away, and she was exposed to pretty relentless humiliation. I mean, there’s not many things worse for a woman. And to do it all in the public glare — if you put yourself in her shoes…

JAMES: Well, I — I don’t think it’s any different than a normal housewife that gets cheated on that, you know, gets in the public glare of her three block radius. Because that’s what her life means. You know, I think it’s all in perspective.

You know, and — and — you know? I know I did bad stuff. So, you know, I’m fully accountable for that.

[From Transcripts.CNN.com]

He’s “fully accountable” for hurting Sandra, and he says on one hand that he doesn’t want to hurt her anymore, but he’s still trying to do exactly that by talking about how amazing Kat is and how his new relationship is so much different. I just can’t wait to see this one implode.

It’s worth noting that James admits that he hasn’t spoken to Sandra in months, that she’s never let him see her adopted son Louis, and that she cut him off after she figured out what kind of loser she was married to. The more I hear this a**hole speak, the more respect I have for Sandra for handling her business so well. It hurts to get cheated on and it is humiliating, but there’s a huge difference between having to deal with some neighbors gossiping about it and having to read details from several different mistresses in the tabloids. The fact that James continues to minimize his actions and play the victim in this story just goes to show how he could have so spectacularly cheated in the first place.

Scrolldown warning: There are photos of Michelle McGee working a pole that are technically SFW but hard to forget. They’re helpful diet aids, though.

Because even cockroaches aren’t immune to heavy clouds of toxic chemicals, Charlie Sheen has been felled on the set of Two and a Half Men with an “ear infection” brought on by several days of drunken debauchery with porn stars, tequila and crack. Charlie went back to work on set after his massive, well documented blowout in Vegas and had to stop “acting” the very next day when his “ear infection” made it impossible for him. According to TMZ’s “sources”/Charlie’s publicist, it really is an ear infection and not just some massive gob of lube stuck in there. Maybe his eardrum has an STD. It’s too easy with Charlie.

UPDATE: Sources tell us Charlie will be on the set Thursday for rehearsals, and Friday’s taping will go as scheduled. As for the ear infection, we’re told he had it in Vegas and should never have gotten on a plane because it made it a lot worse. Charlie didn’t leave the house today. The doc made a house call.

A lot of people have contacted us scoffing at the official story that Charlie Sheen didn’t make it to the set of “Two and a Half Men” today because of an ear infection … but it’s really true.

TMZ has confirmed … a doctor from Warner Bros. is with Charlie and he really does have what we’re told is a “serious, ongoing ear problem.”

The Warner Bros. doctor got in the act because the insurance policy covering the show requires it.

Charlie has gone to his own doctor for the problem, but it’s legit.

[From TMZ]

So many people have to hustle and lie for Charlie that somethings got to give soon. How much did Charlie’s “ear infection” after his bender cost CBS? There are so many people who have to sit around and wait for him that it’s probably in the seven figures, just for one day.

Photos are from 6/7/10 and 10/28/10. Credit: Fame Pictures

Please forgive me for posting these photos. They should have been in the Charlie Sheen post yesterday and I almost can’t help myself.

Here’s an interesting random detail about Charlie Sheen’s latest blowout in Vegas with hookers ‘n blow. One of the many porn stars that Charlie is said to have convinced (threw enough cash at) to join him in his room for an orgy is supposedly none other than the woman who kicked off the Jesse James cheating scandal, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. At first this didn’t seem right to me, like Michelle is in no way Charlie’s type. He likes them young, nubile, sleazy and impressionable and she’s an old tatted up ‘ho. The story has it that another porn star invited Michelle up, and Charlie was already well on his way toward oblivion when she showed up. It’s not like he was going to kick her out.

Bombshell McGee was the number two chick in Charlie Sheen’s Las Vegas porntourage … TMZ has learned.

We’re told Bombshell and Bree befriended each other hours before their on-stage makeout session for Pauly Shore’s comedy show at The Palms on Sunday.

After the kiss, we’re told Bree invited Bombshell to come back to Charlie Sheen’s penthouse later that night … and lo and behold, she did.

Around 2 AM, we’re told Bombshell and a friend rolled over to Charlie’s room — only to discover a “trainwreck inside” … consisting of Charlie, booze, and a whole lotta women.

We’re told Bombshell — Jesse James’ former mistress — hung out for a couple of hours … but it’s unclear what happened behind closed doors.

[From TMZ]

So wait – Sheen was with more than just three porn stars that night? Color me shocked. He was probably so out of it when McGee walked in that she looked like a swatch of colorful vomit.

Charlie of course made it to work on the set of Two and a Half Men the next day and walked in all nonchalant-like as if nothing happened. That’s what he’s always done, and as long as people continue to pay him obscene amounts of money to play himself on television, he’ll continue to do it. Until something really serious happens to him he’ll continue to live like this, as if it’s his life’s ambition to screw professionals and get wasted.

Images of McGee and Bree Olson are from 1/8/11. Charlie Sheen is shown on 4/18/09. Credit: WENN.com.

Believe it or not, I’ve had a few moments here and there where I’ve actually listened to something Bombshell McGee has said, and I wasn’t filled with rage or nausea. Granted, she’s an idiot, she’s crude, she’s an a–hole. But out of all the players in the little Jesse James-Sandra Bullock-Bombshell drama, Bombshell isn’t my absolute least favorite. I save that position for Jesse James – he was the one who screwed around on Sandra Bullock with a woman like Bombshell. That alone speaks volumes about his lack of character, his stupidity, his douchiness. I’m not saying Bombshell is some wronged woman or anything (like she thinks she is), I’m just saying that I think the rage should start with Jesse, and Bombshell should get the ricochet rage. That was actually one of my issues with what Tina Fey said in her “special comment” on Saturday Night Live right after the scandal broke – it seemed like Fey was giving the okay for women to dump all over Bombshell, when I felt Jesse should get the brunt of it.

I might need to stop holding back, though. Because this woman… Jesus, she’s powerfully stupid. There’s sweet-stupid, like Jessica Simpson, and then there’s nasty-stupid, like Paris Hilton, and now, Bombshell. Bombshell was in Canada yesterday, and she did an appearance on etalk, where she was interviewed by Elaine Lui (known also as Lainey from LaineyGossip). The conversation came around to those photos of Bombshell in Nazi regalia, and whether that stuff is considered racist. Bombshell’s verdict? Nope, Nazi stuff isn’t racist because it’s anti-Semitic, and anti-Semitism isn’t racism. Ugh.

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee still knows how to shock. During a Sunday appearance on Toronto TV program etalk, Jesse James’ famous mistress defended recently unearthed photos of herself wearing Nazi regalia:

McGee: “I guess one could view it that way. I don’t believe it’s racism at all.”
Lainey: “You don’t believe wearing a Nazi costume indicates racism?”
McGee: “No not racism. Anti-Semitism? Yes. If that was the intention of putting the costume on.”
Lainey: “Anti-Semitism is prejudice against Jews, which is actually racism.”
McGee: “Oh OK, well that’s your view on that. I don’t see it that way.”

In a photo first revealed by Us Weekly, Jesse James was also caught wearing an SS officer hat, pantomiming Hitler’s moustache and performing a sieg heil salute.

James, 41, said in an interview last week that it “makes me really sad” to be called a racist. Of the photos, he said, “Looking at it in the context of now and in my life, it’s not funny… There’s not a racist bone in my body.”

McGee also opened up about Sandra Bullock, who has since filed for divorce from James and stepped out with newly adopted son Louis. “In a twisted type of way,” McGee opines, “I guess Sandra should be thankful that I did come forward and let her know that her husband did cheat on her.”

The controversial tattooed model and stripper was in town to shoot a commercial for Ashley Madison, an online dating service for those already in relationships.

“I have two beautiful boys to take care of, I’m a single mom,” she said of making money from the pro-adultery website. “So yeah, I have profited off of this.”

She explained, “it’s also my first priority is to take care of my kids, to make sure they have a roof over their heads and food….I will do what it takes to support my children.”

[From Us Weekly and PopEater]

“I guess Sandra should be thankful that I did come forward…” Dumb a–hole. Yes, I’m sure Sandra Bullock is shopping for that very special “Thank You For Boning My Idiot Husband, You Nasty Neo-Nazi Skank” Hallmark card. What else? Oh, the adultery website. Honestly, that’s probably the most legitimate thing she’s got going on. According to TMZ, the commercial shoot was “at a strip club — appropriate since, we’re told, the infidelity poster child will be getting nekkid for some of the spots. Here’s the kicker — Bombshell will make about $500/hour for the shoot, but sources tell us she’ll take home a percentage of any new traffic she brings in for the site.” Considering this is the first time I’ve ever heard of Ashley Madison, they probably are getting their money’s worth. Although – can Bombshell’s association really be good for business in the long run? Ugh.

In Touch Weekly hasn’t released any excerpts from their cover story “Sandra’s Caving In: Fooled By His Lies” all about Jesse’s Nightline interview and how full of sh-t he is. However, ITW did send us this great exclusive interview with Bombshell McGee – it’s basically just her reaction to Jesse’s interview, and how full of sh-t he is. Call me crazy, but I actually think Bombshell is making some half-decent points here. She refutes Jesse’s claim that Jesse wanted to get caught – pointing out that Jesse took a lot of precautions not to be found out. Although… if he was taking so many precautions, why did she still believe him when he said that he and Sandra were split up? Eh. Bombshell also thinks he and Sandra are still sort-of together. I can’t believe Bombshell and I agree on something.

“I do think things were avoided,” his mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee tells In Touch exclusively after watching the interview. “Like details of our affair. He seemed to gloss over everything and it was very generic.”

Jesse James’ interview with Nightline on May 25 was billed as an explosive tell-all about his betrayal of wife Sandra Bullock, but the Monster Garage star was strangely unemotional and unapologetic about his bad behavior.

“I do think things were avoided,” his mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee tells In Touch exclusively after watching the interview. “Like details of our affair. He seemed to gloss over everything and it was very generic.”

Although Jesse admitted that he “hurt” Sandra, Michelle is upset that he didn’t mention her: “What about the other people he hurt along the way? Even though I don’t expect to get an apology, at the very least, I was hoping for some sort of acknowledgment regarding the pain and embarrassment he caused myself and others.”

Jesse claimed during the interview that deep down he wanted to get caught but Michelle isn’t buying it.

“No,” she says. “He took every precaution NOT to get caught. I was only allowed to come up during after hours at the shop. We could never go get food — even at his own restaurant.”

The only time Jesse cried during the interview was when he blamed his father’s abuse during childhood for his affairs.

“I do believe something happened with his dad,” Michelle tells In Touch. “He talked about it one night. He said he hadn’t talked to his Dad for years and he hated him.”

However, she doesn’t think he should use his father as an excuse. “I believe people could react that way as a result of abuse, but is this the reason for cheating with multiple women? I’m not sure I’m convinced,” says Michelle.

Even though Jesse told Nightline he believes he and Sandra will get divorced “100 percent,” her friends worry that Sandra will fall for Jesse’s crocodile tears — and his mistress agrees.

“I have my suspicions that they will be still together but out of the public eye,” Michelle tells In Touch.

[From In Touch Weekly]

God, I agree with Bombshell about the abuse stuff too! Sure, I buy that Jesse could have been a victim of child abuse. But to use that as some kind of explanation or excuse for screwing around on your wife? For goodness sake, grow a pair! Sack up, douche. I really, really hope Sandra isn’t falling for this sh-t.

Cover courtesy of ITW.

It’s already been established that Steppin’ Out is the classiest magazine in the world. I finally figured that out when Hailey Glassman did her photo shoot for the magazine, decked out in a pink bikini bottom and a leopard print boob-sling. The editors of the esteemed mag decided to go with the cover line “JUDGE THIS HATERS”. That cover line would also work for their newest cover girl, one Bombshell McGee. Unfortunately, I think the styling for the shoot is even sketchier, because I really do think this is what Steppin’ Out’s editor thinks is palatable. “Let’s put the chick with forehead tattoos in a black dress, black gloves and have her tilt her head coquettishly… ALL CLASS.”

But I haven’t even gotten to the interview excerpts. Bombshell tells the magazine how she really feels about cheating men, and how she still “feels bad about all this other stuff.” Aww, she’s a victim too, people! Also, she has standards: no fatties. No, not really. Her new standard is “I just don’t date liars.” Because that was the biggest problem she and Jesse James had together.

Before she had an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee thought “if a man cheats it’s horrible,” she tells the new Steppin’ Out magazine.

“Now I think men are made to spread their seed,” she says. “Women need to accept that. If you’re going to be married to somebody, you need to know that men are not meant to be with one woman. I think you can totally love your spouse and still sleep with other women. That urge will always be there if you’re a man. I believe you can love your wife 100 percent and still stray.”

McGee, 32, says she feels bad for Bullock, 46, who has filed for divorce from James, 41, and will raise 3 1/2-month-old adopted son Louis as a single parent. But she hopes the Oscar-winning actress isn’t hurting too much.

“It should be a happy time in her life,” McGee says. “She shouldn’t be worried about this. She should be enjoying her time with her baby and celebrating. So I do feel bad about all this other stuff. I’d like to sit down and talk to her over lunch. I don’t expect that she would do it though. But having been in that position myself at one time, I would really like to sit down with the “other woman” and have a heart to heart with her. But I don’t ever expect her to do it. But I would do it.”

As for James, she says she doesn’t buy rumors that he had a sex addiction problem (“It’s just an easy way to explain why you cheated”).

Though she says she “totally fell” for him, “if he wanted me back, I would turn him down. I just don’t date liars. He hurt me and he lied to me. We’re in this crazy situation right now because of what he did. So right now I would say no. Absolutely not.”

[From Us Weekly]

Yeah, I really think Sandra Bullock wants to go to lunch with Bombshell and hash this sh-t out. I mean, come on. I guess Bombshell keeps doing interviews to show everyone how much she’s grown from this experience? The experience of boning a married man, then giving interview after interview about that affair, and, oh yeah, being a crude, racist, neo-Nazi. She’s growing, I suppose.

Steppin’ Out cover courtesy of Us Weekly.

Everybody’s favorite tattooed-forehead hooker Bombshell McGee did an interview on Howard Stern yesterday, and as you can imagine, this sh-t was pretty disgusting. Note: I am specifically not listening to any recordings of this, just because I don’t want to know what this bitch’s voice sounds like. I just have a feeling that once I hear her, I won’t be able to get it out of my head, so I’m sorry if I’m a bad blogger for not transcribing this sh-t myself, but, you know, I don’t wanna.

By the way, Bombshell did the interview to promote her “extreme wrestling match” with porn star Gina Lynn. It’s being held sometime soon, if you care. Here are some of the “highlights” from the interview (sources: PopEater, HuffPo, Us Weekly):

*On Sandra Bullock: “I feel bad for her, I do… [But] They slept with 9 dogs in the bed … she liked to sleep with all the dogs in the bed.”

Bombshell on what JJ told her about his marriage: “We watched her on TV one time,” she said. “[James] said they were separated, so I believed him.”

*Why did she have the affair? “Boredom… Had nothing better to do. It was a sexual thing… I also wished it was a relationship — but I wasn’t in love with him. I was like, ‘Let’s go do something! Let’s go get food!’ He was always like ‘Shh!..Can’t go out in public, just be patient, just give it time, stuff like that.’”

*How often did Bombshell and JJ have sex? “Two to three, four times a night, two times a week,” often on James’ coffin-shaped couch, she told an incredulous Stern. McGee “never saw” the Seal Beach, Calif. home James shared with Bullock, his wife of nearly five years.

On sex with Jesse James: “Yeah, it wasn’t excellent,” she said. While she claims she wasn’t overly impressed, she added that his hands were strong, because he “literally ripped (my leggings) off.”

*She refused talk about whether they used protection, saying: “That’s just too personal. I was on birth control pills, so I wasn’t afraid of getting pregnant.” She does say that despite his “Vanilla Gorilla” nickname, he was of average endowment but had excellent stamina, having sex up to four times a night.

*Is JJ a white supremacist? “No, not very white supremacist. No. No, more like white pride stuff.”

*What did Bombshell get out of the relationship? “He gave me a T-shirt once … it had wolves on it… I didn’t even get a slice of pizza. I couldn’t even get him to take me out for pizza! Of course he wasn’t gonna marry me.”

*On dating anyone other than white dudes: “I’ve dated other races, just not a black guy,” she said. “I’m not against it. I make a horrible racist Nazi. I have too many colored friends.” Bombshell also refers to herself as “colored” because of her tattoos.

*On her swastika tattoo: Bombshell said she got her swastika tattoo in her late teens when she was running with a bad crowd.

*Bombshell writes on her blog: “I’m going to show the world what’s really inked on my va-jay-jay!” Rumor is that it’s a swastika.

I’m sure there’s more stuff to cover with this, but I’ve kind of had my fill. Bombshell also put a photo of her vadge up on her blog yesterday, claiming that she was going to do a big reveal. Ugh. Whatever. I mean, this woman is stupid and ridiculous and horrible, but I also just think… it’s like 90% Jesse’s fault. Even though I know in my heart that Bombshell is a f-cked up woman, Jesse is the one that really disgusts me.

One of Jesse James’ tattooed stripper mistresses (not the white supremacist one who blew the lid on James’ creepy double life – the blonde one who was exposed by Star Magazine) has sent an apology fax to Sandra Bullock. When I first saw this story on TMZ I thought they were reporting on Jame’s first known mistress, Michelle McGee. McGee has done two interviews so far, in each of which she’s issued an insincere apology to Sandra Bullock saying she’d be open to talking to her about the affair. Now Melissa Smith is using 90s technology to follow suit with her own offer to Bullock, and it sounds just like the crap that Michelle McGee has been spewing about how she’s sorry and would like to talk. It must feel so degrading to get beaten to the punch like that when you’re trying to get press out of your affair with a famous married man. I bet Smith is gunning for some kind of reality show and that she’s getting sidelined by McGee on that front, too:

Dear Sandra,
I’m sure you’re wondering why I’m writing this letter to you. I felt I needed to reach out to you and tell you how deeply sorry I am for everything that you’ve been through. And I nothing nothing I can say in this letter i sgoing to make the pain of my actions go away. But I sincerely wanted to take a moment to personally apologize to you.

I know that this message wills [sic] most likely go unanswered, but I want you to know that I am sorry for any hurt or pain that I have caused you. My actions of engaging with a married man are unforgiveable. I never meant you any harm. I compromised my beliefs on several occasions and as a result, will never forgive myself.

I know that nothing I can say will take back the hurt that my actions caused. From the bottom of my heart, I hope you accept my sincere apology. Please contact me if you wish to discuss on the phone or in person.

My deepest regrets,

Melissa Smith

[From PDF available on TMZ.com]

Give me a break with this “I’m so sorry” crap. First of all, these women are doing it for publicity and for no other reason. In the remote possibility that they receive any kind of response from Sandra, they’ll run to sell their story to the highest bidder. Second, real women don’t get involved with married or otherwise attached men. We have enough common sense and common courtesy not to fall for attached men or believe their lies. It takes a real fool to have a relationship with a married man. These women are apologizing to make it look like they’ve been just as wronged as Sandra when they’re just as complicit in the lie.

Jesse James’ first known mistress, white supremacist Michelle McGee, has agreed to co-host a reality show created by the guy responsible for “Cheaters.” One of Tiger Woods’ mistresses, Jamie Jungers, is also on board. You might remember Jungers as the blonde one who took home the crown in the Howard Stern Tiger Woods Mistress pageant. The show, called “Celebrity Cheaters” would work like the original Cheaters show in that celebrities and their mates would be enticed to cheat in order to catch it all on tape. So far it’s only a concept that is being shopped around, but both McGee and Jungers are game. I bet there are plenty of other mistresses among Tiger and Jesse’s scorecards who would be happy to participate. Here’s TMZ’s report:

TMZ has learned a new reality show is in the works that would be hosted by Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Jamie Jungers — and according to the creator, it’s all about celebrities who cheat on their loved ones.

Jesse James’ alleged mistress #1 and Tiger Woods’ #we-lost-count would front a show called “Celebrity Cheaters,” which is currently being shopped around town. The show was created by Bobby Goldstein, who created the original “Cheaters” — and would, according to the pitch, try and “catch celebrity cheaters with their pants down.”

Ironically, we’re told McGee once applied to be on “Cheaters” to try to trap an ex. She was denied.

The show hasn’t found a home yet — but Goldstein says McGee and Jungers have both agreed to do it, though nothing has been signed yet.

[From TMZ]

That’s kind of despicable and I hope no one buys that show, but it sounds kind of inevitable considering all the cable networks vying for ratings. Meanwhile Tiger’s mistress Joslyn James is continue to cash in on the scandal by stripping at clubs that are close to wherever Tiger happens to be playing golf. She stripped near the Masters in nearby Atlanta, GA, and also set up a website, where she released dirty text messages allegedly from Tiger.

Jesse James mistress Michelle McGee is also making an infamous name for herself. She was fired from a planned hosting gig for a Miami club when the owner was met with protests, but she’s stripping at another club in Vegas instead. McGee also granted an interview to E! Online last week, her second from what I can tell. She was full of self-righteousness and indignity at the way she’s been portrayed in the media and said “I am not a homewrecker. I don’t believe I destroyed their marriage. Jesse destroyed his marriage. My message to Jesse would be, ‘If you were honest to me up front…we wouldn’t be in this situation.’” Ooh it looks like someone has an axe to grind! Maybe she should be grateful for all the media opportunities and jobs she’s getting thanks to sleeping with Jesse James. If she didn’t have the affair and go public she’d still be wiggling her butt for dollar bills on a greasy stage every night.

Jamie Jungers:

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee hasn’t received much press lately in light of all the other women Jesse James was banging. The coverage is focusing more on the way James’ terrible behavior affected his Oscar winning wife and people just aren’t as interested in the trashy strippers and paid professionals he was banging. The women seem like a dime a dozen anyway. James definitely had a “type” and it wasn’t luminous, down to earth and highly successful like the woman he so thoroughly betrayed.

McGee granted an interview, her first since the scandal, to an Australian lifestyle program called Today Tonight. It’s unclear why she chose that outlet, but maybe they paid her the undoubtedly enormous sum she was asking for while other shows passed. She said that she wanted to apologize to Sandra for her embarrassment and pain, but McGee looked completely insincere to me. She went on about how she got annoyed at James for acting like a devoted husband at the Oscars, and it sounded like she was more jealous of Sandra than anything else. (You can watch the video on this website, chose the story to the left and the video appears on the right.)

McGee said that her last text from James was March 14, and that James wrote “I’m just sitting here thinking of you. How are you?” The Oscars were March 7, and the In Touch story came out around Wednesday, March 17th. Sandra Bullock is rumored to have been told about the cheating scandal by her publicist on Monday before it came out, which would have been March 15. James was a busy guy. Michelle explained “This is not someone ‘I got back with my wife, I’m working things out now. This is someone ‘I’m with my wife, I’m doing this on the side.’ That’s when I was like ‘enough.’” This woman’s timeline doesn’t add up, though. She’s saying that she got the message and was able to tell In Touch in time for them to notify Bullock’s publicist the very next day? She probably made up her mind after the Oscars.

On Jesse going to rehab, Michelle said “What does he think he’s Tiger Woods now? You go to sex rehab and now, bam your marriage is back together?… I think he should be going to lie rehab not sex rehab.” The woman may be a a racist, a fellow liar and a conniver but she’s not entirely stupid. This interview gives the heavily tattooed stripper some press ahead of her nightclub tour, with starts with the Fountainebleau in Miami next week. She doesn’t even have to take her clothes off or simulate sex with herself, either!