In a perfect example of how blood is thicker than, well, fake blood poured over you in a weird music video, Evan Rachel Wood has dumped shock-rocker boyfriend, Marilyn Manson, because he tried to kick her brother out of the guest house.

“Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street,” a source tells Star. “It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.”

The actress-singer, 21, started dating the 18- years-older goth rocker in December 2006, as his marriage to Dita Von Teese was collapsing.

[From Star Magazine]

What could Evan’s brother have done to make Marilyn Manson go all “dad” on him and try to kick his unemployed ass out of the guest house? Whatever it was, Wood’s real parents are probably going to be making it an extra special Christmas for Ira Wood this year. He finally broke the spell Manson has had on Evan for the last two years, that’s worth a few extra gifts this year. I want to give him a stocking full of candy, myself.

Evan Rachel Wood may have already been getting ready to run, though. Questionable affection with Mickey Rourke on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival in September led some to speculate Wood was moving on to someone even more creepy looking than Manson. Wood co-starred with Rourke in the critically acclaimed upcoming release The Wrestler. Nothing more than a professional relationship seemed to have come of it, but time will tell now that she’s kicked Manson to the curb. Evan Rachel Wood really seems to have some daddy issues, though, future Rourke hook-up or not.

It will be interesting to watch Evan’s style over the coming months. She has an all-American girl look when she’s not trying to conform to the image Marilyn Manson wanted. She’s made valiant attempts at replicating Dita, and has looked stunning on occasion, but it never seemed natural. I think we’ll see a new, younger looking, more casual Evan Rachel Wood come out of this. As long as she can keep the spell broken.

Evan Rachel Wood is shown with her brother, Ira David Wood, below at the Running With Scissors premiere on 10/10/06. Credit: PRPhotos. She is shown looking much skinnier at the NY Film Festival on 10/12/08. Credit: WENN and with Manson in the header photo on 9/13/07. Credit: Bauergriffin

Pamela Anderson, 41, was good and soused on champagne at a club in Toronto a couple of weeks ago when she decided it would be a good idea to start making out with Mickey Rourke, 52. [Wiki lists his age as 56, IMDB, 52.] Rourke is a minor male celebrity with a face that’s very obviously surgically altered. If you’re really drunk and the lighting is dim, he might look absolutely normal, though. And his proximity to you on the couch could somehow lead you to believe that fate has brought you together and you may as well take advantage of the moment. Of course the same could be said of Anderson.

Pamela Anderson got hot and heavy with a surprising new man while at the Century Room nightclub in Toronto on September 9: actor Mickey Rourke. “Pam was drinking a lot of champagne and then she started getting close to Mickey,” an onlooker tells In Touch. The actor - in Toronto to promote his new movie The Wrestler - didn’t seem to mind the attention. “All of a sudden they started kissing!” the onlooker adds. “The looked into each other’s eyes.”

Although a rep for Mickey, 52, denies the hookup, an insider believes it was only a one-time thing.

“The hookup was nothing serious,” the insider tells In Touch.

[From In Touch, print edition, September 29, 2008]

It seems like every few weeks you hear of two celebrities making out that you might assume don’t know each other, but who make sense when you think of it. Anderson and Rourke are two people you could definitely picture together, rubbing their fake faces all over each other, the reshaped parts bumping and grinding as they try and get some respite from reality in the sunset of their careers.

I wasn’t going to cover the whole “Mickey Rourke got a DUI” thing because let’s face it, celebrity DUIs are a dime a dozen these days. It’s not just the partying skanky crowd that gets them, Rebecca De Mornay got one a few days ago, General Hospital’s Kirsten Storms, and some other big and small celebs. It’s starting to seem like it’s a right of passage for them. And really, while they’re upsetting, they’re generally not all that interesting. Now Mickey Rourke was riding a Vespa scooter, which does make it a little funnier. Not funny “ha ha” funny “unusual.” But I still wasn’t going to touch the story. And then I found out it was a mint green Vespa. And that changed everything.

You’d think Mickey Rourke getting busted on a DUI would only reaffirm the actor’s badass reputation. Ditto that cops dubbed him “uncooperative” during the arrest. But the fact that he was collared while tooling around town on a mint green Vespa? That detail could hurt him. The star of Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man was arrested for driving under the influence in Miami Beach early Thursday, after cops spotted him making an illegal U-turn on his trusty scooter. He spent several hours in the Miami-Dade County Jail before posting $1,000 bond.

According to the police report, Rourke was stopped at a red light at 4:11 a.m. and then proceeded to weave across the northbound side of the street “several times” before police pulled him over. Per the report, Rourke greeted the officers with a cheery, “What the f–k did I do?” Miami Beach police officer P. Socarras, who stopped the 55-year-old, described Rourke as having “a flushed face, bloodshot watery eyes, slurred speech and a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage on his breath.” Rourke apparently didn’t see it that way. “I’m not drunk,” he told the officer, per the arrest report. “I didn’t even drink that much.”

[From E! News]

Rourke was just barely over the legal limit of .08 – he blew a 0.081. My guess is that it’ll get thrown out. The best part was when he left the police station with his shirt completely unbuttoned and flapping in the wind. A mint green Vespa and exposing your nipples on your way out of jail? What a carefree spirit!