Mar 11
'06
George Clooney needs to go to therapy

George Clooney is such a fucking cad. When you’re 25 and you sleep around it’s expected. When you’re almost 45 and have never had a long-term, commited relationship you have a serious, debilitating problem.
Clooney is a typical example of a man who has too many choices and is too weak to pick one and stick with it. He can bang the hottest or the horsiest woman in Hollywood, it doesn’t matter to him as long as he doesn’t have to deal with her shit.
Of course both Clooney and Hatcher have denied Page Six’s report that Clooney was the “mystery man” referred to in the Vanity Fair article:
“It is to Teri’s credit that she’s telling a very courageous story to help others,” Clooney says. “As for the tabloid part of the story, she would never say that. I know the story is attractive but it isn’t true and it takes away from her brave decision.”
Hatcher also responded to the newspaper’s claims. “It is truly a shame that the importance of the issue in the Vanity Fair article is being obscured by tabloid sensationalism,” Teri says. “[The paper] has twisted this story into a scandalous report about my personal life, which has nothing to do with George Clooney.”
Please. This story is so obvious that there’s no need to issue the obligatory denial.
Here is Clooney in NY on March 9th filming “Michael Clayton.” Hopefully the staff on the film teased him mercilessly for treating Teri Hatcher like garbage.
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