Bjork and her husband, scultptor and filmmaker Matthew Barney, are starring in an erotic arthouse film called Drawing Restraint 9 that has almost no dialogue:

The music and visuals are supposed to be dreamy and other-wordly. It sounds fabulous and we would love to see it.

Bjork must be a siren in bed, because she’s not much to look at as you can see in these pictures of her at the premiere. She’s probably so creative and nasty that her husband doesn’t even notice what she’s wearing.

Sharon Stones’ new film, Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction, has real camp value according to Page Six:

Sharon, it looks like you’ve found the career that will bring you through your twilight years. Gay men everywhere will love and worship you as your looks fall prey to gravity and excessive plastic surgery.

Drew Barrymore is filming the romantic comedy “Music and Lyrics By” in New York. She stars along with Hugh Grant in a story of the “romantic antics of a lyrics writer and music writer.”

Here’s Drew looking windswept and cute yesterday in NY.

Sharon Stone shows off how versatile cruelty can be by wearing her fur robe two ways at her appearance outside the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday. She also managed to soak up every waning drop of admiration at the NY premiere of her sex vehicle Basic Instinct 2: Fame Addiction later that night.

Sharon blew her last shred of credibility in a recent interview by claiming to be shy and saying that her sister encouraged her to flirt with strangers at a Marshalls store:

I didn’t know they sold fur nightwear at Marshalls.

Out of respect for Jennifer Aniston’s ongoing state of mourning, guests and cast members at the Friends with Money premiere last night in LA wore black. Among the black-clad attendees were Joan Cusack, Golden Brooks, Catherine Keener, and Jason Isaacs. Aniston was seen wearing a ring on the middle finder of her left hand, causing people to guess that Oprah must be pissed at her.

If you would like to sample some of Aniston’s “I’m bored and will answer questions pertaining to my high paid job in a stream of consciousness” interview style, TMZ has a video of a so-called interview about her new movie. We would post the highlights, but they’re not worth mentioning and kind of random.

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When considering the over-hyped report that Lindsay Lohan wants to play Wonder Woman, one should remember that Kate Beckinsale was originally said to be in the running for the role:

Now that Lohan has received a lot of press for a prompted comment that she made way back in June (thanks to Egotastic for finding this) that she would be interested in playing Wonder Woman, it’s only fair to point out that Beckinsale fills out the outfit a lot better and is a more experienced actress. She can also look fierce for the part as we’ve seen in Underworld, (ok, we’re assuming) while we’ve only seen Lohan playing herself in some teen movies.

Here is Beckinsale with her husband of almost two years, director Len Wiseman, out in Santa Monica recently.

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Even though it hasn’t started shooting yet, Warner Brothers announced today that Oceans 13 is slated for release in July of next year. We thought that the only good things about Oceans 12 were the hot guys and the good music, which makes it hard to turn off the sound while you’re watching. The plot was strung together loosely and we don’t remember much about it except for some heists and the fact that the dialogue seemed too casual.

George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon will star again, with Ellen Barkin - yes Ellen Barkin - announced as Damon’s love interest. That has to be a mistake. The woman is almost 52 years old! It must be a pity role after her recent unexpected divorce from mogul Ron Perelman.

E! Online’s incomprehensible Ted Casablanca seems to suggest that Pitt and Clooney can’t agree on when to start filming the latest excuse to get their hot asses together on screen. Pitt wants to start soon so that he will be available for the birth of his child, while Clooney needs a break so that he can continue sexing up Krista Allen until he’s ready to dump her next month. Matt Damon is presumed to be diplomatic as usual, despite the upcoming birth of his first child.

Here is Pitt flying in Avignon, France on Friday. He’s certainly taking plenty of flying lessons and may get Jolie’s approval soon.

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Jennifer Garner is set to take it all off in a new erotic thriller. Her production company, Vandalia Films, is creating the picture, titled “Sabbatical,” which will have a missing person plot with a twist:

In these pictures taken of Garner shopping in Santa Monica yesterday, she looks like she has slimmed down in preparation to go back to work. She has said that she is losing weight slowly instead of going on a radical diet in order to make sure that she and her nursing baby Violet, almost four months, are healthy.

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Update: Four additional pictures of Garner shopping in Brentwood without sunglasses. She looks great. More pictures after the jump.

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Reese Witherspoon, who just turned 30 on Wednesday, is in London filming Penelope with Christina Ricci. Witherspoon is in a supporting role as a friend of Ricci, who plays a woman trying to overcome a family curse that left her with a snout like a pig. (Do you remember that episode of The Twilight Zone, “The Eye of the Beholder,” when a surgery candidate was told she was deformed for having a beautiful face while everyone else had a snout like a pig? Ricci’s look reminds me of that.)

Reese has said that she will be taking supporting roles in an effort to spend more time with her family. People are speculating that her six-year marriage to Ryan Phillipe is in trouble. With four movies in production and a record-setting salary, it doesn’t look like Reese is serious about slowing down.

Have you seen our mashup of Reese and Crazyfrog?

Here are some pictures of Reese on set as well as a few of Ricci’s snout nose. [via]

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“Lonesome Jim” featuring Liv Tyler, Casey Affleck, Mary Kay Place and Seymour Cassel permiered last night in NY. It is directed by Steve Buscemi. REM frontman Michael Stipe also made an appearance at the premiere.

Here is the plot summary from IMDB:

Lonesome Jim is hailed as a solid and enjoyable indie film and has been called “a small gem.”

Tyler was recently quoted slamming other actresses for acting like it’s easy to shed the post-baby weight. Unfortunately, we have to agree with her. (The gym may have daycare, but that doesn’t mean your kid will stay there the whole time without screaming for you.)

Despite what our friends at The Bastardly say, we think Tyler looks gorgeous.

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