It’s very well established that Octomom Nadya Suleman lies, that she’s manipulative, that she wastes money wildly, and that she can in no way be trusted or relied upon. (I could cite multiple examples just off the top of my head but I’ll spare you.) Which basically sucks for her poor children more than anyone else. She’s mentally ill, she’s conniving, she repeatedly cries poor, and no one wants to work with her. Suleman lost a public relations manager in 2010 and the guy came out with a whole story that Suleman told him about how she deliberately got pregnant with 11 embryos in order to get rich and famous. The story was later proven true when Suleman’s doctor lost his license for implanting 12 embryos in her.

So now yet another person in Suleman’s employ has quit, her manager. The manager tells TMZ that they could never get in touch with Suleman and that she was unreliable. Suleman of course claims she fired the manager.

If you’re wondering why Octomom’s Facebook, Twitter, and Ustream accounts have all been suddenly deleted … it’s because the mother of 14 has just been dropped by her management team — TMZ has learned.

Sources close to Nadya Suleman tell us, it’s all because Octo was the ultimate flake — her management team would book her on paying gig after paying gig … and Nadya “would find any reason” to cancel last minute … often claiming she couldn’t find a babysitter.

We’re told Octomom was great the past year — raking in lots of dough through appearances and different celebrity events — but getting her to work the past couple months has been like pulling teeth.

By the end, we’re told it was nearly impossible even to reach Octo by phone — and her managers had just about enough … so they dropped her this weekend.

We reached out to Octomom’s now-former manager Gina Rodriquez — who replied, “I quit on her because she is unmanageable. She would not reply to anything work-related we would call or text about especially if it was not paid.”

Gina added, “Regardless of the $70k we made her, she still claimed to not be able to pay any of her bills. We no longer wanted a part of any of it and we feel sorry for the children.” – From TMZ

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“I fired my manager today and she’s a little upset so she shut down all my profiles online,” Nadya tells us.

“I chose not to work with her anymore. New year, new beginning.

“I’m not technologically savvy but I’ll have to now start from scratch and set up my own Facebook and Twitter as she had done all that for me.” – From Radar

[From Radar and TMZ]

So which one are you going to believe? My money is on the manager, since we know Octo is incapable of telling the truth. Early last year Octo got schooled by Suze Ormon on the Oprah show about how to take control of her finances and quit spending more than she earned. Of course Octo hasn’t changed her approach to money at all, of course she and her innocent kids are still living in very rough conditions that she created and enabled, and of course she’s pissing away opportunites to earn more money. Her kids are still going to private school while she claims she can’t make ends meet. And there are still people like Dr. Drew enabling her by giving her free childcare, free internet access, and maid services. (Octo couldn’t accept the childcare because she claimed to not have anywhere for a nanny to sleep.) For all you can say about what a cold piece of work Kate Gosselin is, she seems like a much better person and mother than Octo.

Nadya “Octomom” Suleman just refuses to fade into inevitable obscurity at a decent pace. Her most recent antics include trashing her home and then refusing to pay the mortgage as well as declaring that she is absolutely disgusted by her own babies. All the while, sketchy establishments continue to pay Nadya money to act like herself during celebrity boxing matches and the like. Now, Hollywood has come knocking on Octomom’s door and has literally offered her money to play an amplified version of herself, sort of; that is, Nadya has accepted a movie role where she’ll pull the very non-classy version of Tilda Swinton’s nightmare of giving birth to the devil. Meet Nadya Suleman, horror movie actress:

Perfectly casting a movie is one of the great mysteries of Hollywood film production.

But the makers of low-budget horror flick Millennium seem to have cracked it, as they have hired Octomom Nadya Suleman to play a woman impregnated by a demon.

The genre piece will see her star as Vanessa, who will visit a haunted house with her friend Brad and his date Jessica.

The mother-of-14 told Daily Mail Online: “I feel very fortunate to have been given this opportunity to star in this horror film. There are very similar characteristics between my character Vanessa and myself which has made it easier to prepare for my role. I love horror films and hope to have more opportunities in the future.”

The flick is being made by independent production company Fubot, whose only previous movie is the thriller Buried Alive, which was written, produced, directed and starred Kevin Clark and Manzie Jones.

Nadya’s character is a documentary filmmaker, and she is making a film about folklore. Her best friend Brad was meant to help her, but he instead decides to go on a date with new love Jessica, who he met online. His new girlfriend persuades Vanessa to join him by telling her the house is haunted and would be a good subject for her film, but it turns out she has been lured into a trap and she is a creature from Hell. Quite how she will be impregnated by a female demon will be revealed in the movie.

According to Nadya’s manager, making the movie will make her eligible for Screen Actors Guild health benefits. This could allow the hard-up star to cut her health care premiums in half.

And no doubt her appearance fee will also be welcome, as she has claimed she is broke and is struggling to pay the rent on her La Habra home in California.

[From People]

Well, I don’t doubt that Nadya is truly grateful for the opportunity to make some coin in what will undoubtedly be a horrible horror movie. Naturally, she probably also believes that this is the first step in her future career as a respectable and “serious” actress. Ugh. This is going to be one of those straight-to-DVD (or possibly straight-to-streaming) efforts, right? At least she’ll get some Screen Actor’s Guild insurance out of the deal, which is more than we can say for the uninsured Lindsay Lohan these days.

Incidentally, one of my favorite trainwrecks — Paz de la Huerta — is also making her own introductory entry into the horror genre very soon. She’ll be playing a psychotic nurse (and can be seen here, mostly naked, in a very NSFW promotional poster) in the aptly-titled Nurse 3D. Perhaps Paz and Octo should collaborate on a project together one day? On second thought, these two would positively kill each other; it’d be like the Cameron and JLo situation, only with a lot more white-trash hair pulling involved.

Photos courtesy of WENN

This was certainly predictable. Despite reinventing her career slightly by going on the celebrity boxing circuit, Octomom Nadya Suleman is so broke (or has spent so much of her money on plastic surgery and personal care) that she hasn’t been able to pay her mortgage for three months and is now facing foreclosure. She’s trying to offload the home she barely owns. Since the bitch has 14 kids, the house is of course trashed and cluttered, just like the last home she lived in. And, just like the last home she lived in with her parents, this house is going to go into foreclosure if she can’t sell it soon enough to pay off the mortgage. It’s not Octo’s fault, though. She’s of course blaming the landlord, the neighbors and everyone else for the fact that she and her kids wrecked the place.

Octomom has had it up to here dealing with her beleaguered Orange County home — vindictive neighbors, endless mortgage troubles — so she’s decided to cut her losses … and put it up for sale.

A rep for Nadya Suleman tells TMZ, she hasn’t paid her mortgage in three months because she doesn’t want to live there anymore — and the place is scheduled for foreclosure next week.

According to the rep, Octo’s going to try to sell the home before the bank takes it — but if she fails, c’est la vie … Nadya just wants to get the hell out of there. Credit score be damned.

The rep says Octo had the place appraised recently for $500,000 — pretty good in this economy … but the bad news is she still owes $450,000.

Nadya’s list of grievances is endless — but the rep tells us, Octo simply can’t justify the $3,500-a-month mortgage payments … especially when the place is in utter disrepair (video above).

We’re told Octo’s already got her eye on a few (more affordable) places nearby.

[From TMZ]

Check out this video below. How is it the landlord’s fault that her kids drew on the walls and kicked in the baseboards? This is all damage they obviously caused. What a lying grifter this woman is, and has proven herself to be, since she came on the scene. I bet she has plenty of money to pay the mortgage and that she’s saving it up for a down payment on the next place. That’s exactly what happened the last time – she let her parents’ house, where she was living with her kids, go into foreclosure and then she bought another place, this one she’s trying to offload now after trashing it.

This is a somewhat amusing story about Octomom’s attempts to make money that she can immediately blow on personal care and plastic surgery without bothering to pay her bills at all. Nadya Suleman left her 14 kids at home in the care of who-knows since she claims she doesn’t have any nannies left. (We know how much her word is worth, though, just about as much money as she has to her name.) She did a celebrity boxing tournament in Florida against a local female bartender. The bartender had the upper hand, so Octo left before the end of the final round, telling everyone to F off, flipping the double bird and leaving for her hotel room. Then she came back and accepted victory for the match with no sense of shame whatsoever.

Suleman tore off her boxing gloves a few seconds before the end of the fight’s final round and ran from the room, repeatedly jabbing the air with a pair of upraised middle fingers in what she apparently misunderstood to be a traditional boxing victory salute…

Suleman… was set to box Cassandra Andersen, a bartender at a Broward strip club.

The match — held in a room off the lobby of the Ocean Manor Resort in Fort Lauderdale, before a crowd of perhaps three dozen that was probably outnumbered by reporters and photographers — was fought with soft, Incredible Hulk-size boxing gloves that seemed guaranteed to keep anybody from getting hurt or even annoyed.

But an authentic Mean Grrrrl energy erupted when the two grimacing women charged out of their corners, punching as best they could and shoving, choking and head-butting with an impressive bloodlust.

It was all apparently too much for Suleman, who fled up the hotel stairs to her room after her ignominious exit. “I think she was mad ’cause she was getting beat up,” helpfully explained her opponent, the 25 year-old Andersen, who was invited to fight because Feldman was impressed by the way she threw him out of her bar.

“So she said ‘[bleep] you’ to everybody and ran off.”

The fight’s “judges” (a collection of models and bartenders) disagreed, awarding the victory to Suleman as the crowd — including some of the reporters — booed.

After cooling off in her hotel room for a few minutes, Suleman returned to explain that she had run off because the fight was over, and she had given the middle-finger salute because she was hungry. (The nuances of upraised middle fingers are, it seems, virtually endless.)

“The fight was over,” Feldman agreed. “Or almost over.”

The fight might have been even more violent if Suleman had been allowed to throw punches at herself in a mirror. “I really want to beat up the Octomom!” she shouted at a quickie pre-bout press conference when asked who she planned to fight next. “I hate that name…IT’s not me, it’s something the [bleeping] media made up and I [bleeping] hate it!”

For somebody who bleeping hates the media, however, Suleman was awfully cooperative, shedding her warm-up jacket to reveal a low-cut tank top as barbarous paparazzi chanted “Take it off!” She didn’t stop there, pulling her trunks down nearly to the promised land at the suggestion of her manager Gina Rodriguez. (Who also handles various ex-Tiger-Woods mistresses, make of it what you will.)

[From The Miami Herald via Radar Online]

I love that less than 40 people showed up and even the reporters booed the fact that Octo was named victor when she was nothing more than a sore loser.

It’s worth noting that Octo’s manager, Gina Rodriguez, is a former mistress of David Boreanaz and arranged the 2010 stripper mistress tour featuring other mistresses of famous guys. It’s not that much of a leap to assume that Gina does some side work for clients. So we know what’s next for Octo, if it’s not already happening. Plus she has plenty of experience stripping, although she claims that she only stripped for one night, for a “contest.” Just like she claimed she only had 6 embryos implanted, and just like she swore she’s never been on welfare and hasn’t had plastic surgery.

Update with warning: Octo also showed off her stomach and claimed that it’s evidence she hasn’t had plastic surgery. You can see those photos on TMZ but warning they’re nasty.

Guess who else was there?

Photo credit: WENN.com

For those who are still raging over the Casey Anthony “not guilty” verdict that was delivered last month by a Floridian jury, a slight bit of catharsis (albeit no further justice) can be had in the news that Anthony has been voted to the top of a “Top 10 Most Hated People” poll. Of course this news will do nothing to settle the unrest aimed at the Anthony jurors, who fortunately have been spared the same dubious honor. C’mon, they were really only doing their jobs. Anyway and because I don’t want to freshly stir that pot, let’s get on with the rest of the list, shall we?

What do Casey Anthony, Spencer Pratt and Jon Gosselin have in common? A new poll suggests they’re the most hated people in America!

These public figures top findings by Nielsen subsidiary E-Poll Market Research, the New York Post reports. Joining them are famous names such as O.J. Simpson, Paris Hilton and ‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman, all making way on the following top 10 list:

1. Casey Anthony
2. Spencer Pratt
3. Octomom
4. O.J. Simpson
5. Jon Gosselin
6. Levi Johnston
7. Jesse James
8. Paris Hilton
9. Heidi Fleiss
10. Howard Stern

“A lot of the folks on this list are people who are constantly in the news and have nonredeeming qualities,” Mary Ann Farrell, Senior Vice President of Research at E-Poll, says.

[From Hollywood Life]

Okay, I completely understand why Anthony and Simpson are on this list because they’re basically cut out of the same legally-scandalous grain. Also truly reprehensible are Spencer Pratt (and his extremely expensive crystals) and Nadya “Octomom” Suleman because she’s a drain on the taxpayers and acts like such an entitled bitch concerning her own womb. People don’t like Levi Johnston because he’s a reprehensible, deadbeat famewhore and Jesse James because he cheated on and humiliated Sandra Bullock. Naturally, Paris Hilton’s entrance on this list is rather self-explanatory. As to Howard Stern, he loves to be hated, so he’ll probably feel like he accomplished something today. However, do people still care at all about Jon Gosselin or Heidi Fleiss? Their inclusion makes me wonder whether or not the company presented people with a list and asked them to pick which ones they hated the most instead of asking people to name their own suggestions. Pollsters can be so shady like that.

Photos courtesy of WENN

Another treat for you bitches today! Once again, I’m writing about Nadya “OctoMom” Suleman, who I never really cared about, and still don’t. But this is notable – a few weeks ago, In Touch Weekly had an interview with Nadya where she seemed to be claiming that she hated her babies – read the original story here. Everybody freaked out, and Nadya later claimed that In Touch had made the whole thing up. Then she brought her kids to the Today Show, and it was INSANE. She’s insane. She’s like Linnocent, only with babies. It’s just lie after lie after contradiction after crazy. Well, guess what? Crazy bitch was lying when she claimed she never said she hated her babies. Well… maybe. She actually said that she hates BABIES. In general. TMZ got the audio (which you can hear here).

It’s the interview Octomom says she never gave — in which the mother of 14 claims, “I am absolutely DISGUSTED by babies” — except this time … it’s all caught ON TAPE.

Excerpts of the interview were originally published last month by InTouch Magazine — via a freelance reporter — but Nadya Suleman has flat out DENIED ever making the statements, telling TMZ, every single quote that was attributed to her from the interview is false.

But it’s clear as day in the audio recording — Octomom states, “Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies.” Nadya continues, “I am absolutely disgusted by babies. They make me sick … I don’t even look at them. I have to look away.”

Octo also admits to locking herself in her bathroom just to get away from it all — a statement she partially denied to us, claiming, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours.”

Octo’s rep tells TMZ, “Nadya never gave an interview to InTouch magazine. She never once said she was disgusted by her own children.”

[From TMZ]

You know what? When I hear a baby in the middle of fit, I cringe too. That’s why I’m not a mother. What’s Nadya’s excuse? Oh, right: bitch is crazy. That’s her excuse.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here’s Octomom Nadya Suleman celebrating her 36th birthday at House of Blues in LA last night. None of her 14 kids were with her, and she says she has no nannies, so I guess we can assume that they were running around the house eating her drywall while her nasty mom sat in the corner, nursing a martini and staring off into the distance. Or maybe all her kids came with her and were torturing the hotel staff after driving everyone on the airplane crazy. (It’s only a half hour drive from her place to the HOB so that’s doubtful.)

Octo was last crying poor to In Touch, saying her bank account was overdrawn, but then she showed up and spread her crazy around for a little while, earning nearly $30k last month for almost nothing. So with just a few appearances here and there she managed to net more than a lot of people make most of the year. Here she is getting paid to go to her own party. She’s shown with a friend. There was a reality star there I’ve never heard of called Angelique “Frenchy” Morgan from Rock of Love and I Love Money 2. There was also some actress there I’ve never heard of called Paula Labaredas. I didn’t include photos of those people, since I hardly care.

Radar has some disgusting photos of Octo eating cupcakes with her friends at her party, but we’ll spare you those. It’s enough to see her make a few thousand to show up, mingle, and babble incoherently.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News and WENN

Here’s a story that gives me some schadenfreude that even the bitches in business class are inconvenienced and annoyed by flying. TMZ reports that Octomom and former 3rd Rock star, Kristen Johnston, were on the same delayed flight together in business class when Kristen told Suleman to get her kids to STFU. As a comeback, Octo told her to stop being childless, sort of. I’m paraphrasing, but you get the point.

Nadya Suleman was flying back from New York City last night and her and the brood took up most of the business class section of the plane. The flight was delayed for more than two hours and Nadya tried to silence the kids — to no avail.

The crying babies annoyed the “3rd Rock from the Sun” star so much, she marched over to Nadya and told her keep it down.

Nadya’s rep tells TMZ Nadya fired back, “How would you like me to keep eight 2-year-olds quiet?” To which Kristen allegedly responded, “Get more help!”

The rep says Nadya shouted back, “Why don’t you grow a baby and get a life!”

Eventually Kristen returned to her seat, but according to Nadya’s rep … Kristen got off the plane and never returned.

We got Nadya when she belatedly landed at LAX, and she had no idea Johnston was a celebrity, telling us, “I guess there’s some people that don’t like kids.”

[From TMZ]

I’m so sure Octo had no idea who Kristen was. That’s why her PR person was so quick to tell TMZ about her encounter with a random non-famous person who told her to shut up her kids.

We all saw what eight of Octo’s kid and their nine year-old sister were like on The Today Show. Can you image how chaotic it must be with 14 kids? (If she had 12 with her she must have left two with her mom or the nanies she claims she doesn’t have.) Isn’t that ripe that the best comeback Octo could come up with was to tell Johnston to grow a baby? It’s as if a woman without kids is less of a person to her.

This really made me wonder what Octo is doing in business class, though. She claims she’s not getting paid for some of her interviews, like her Today show interview was supposedly unpaid, but obviously they’re taking care of all of her expenses and spending big bucks to fly her in business class. At least the people in coach didn’t have to deal with her crap. It’s bad enough when there are one or two screaming babies on a plane, and when their poor moms are struggling and can’t help it. Put eight together with a careless twit and it’s surely maddening.

Nadya Suleman is shown on 11/10/10. Kristen Johnson is shown on 6/25/11. Credit: WENN.com

Oh, are you bitches in for a special treat today. I rarely write any of the Nadya “OctoMom” Suleman stories, so for a very special Friday gift, I shall share my thoughts. Those thoughts? “Can we stop paying attention to this bitch already?” Recently, it was widely reported that Nadya had said in an interview that she “hated” her babies and that they “disgusted” her. Nadya later claimed that those quotes were made up, but her credibility is absolutely zero, so who knows? This morning, Nadya appeared on the Today show and… well, I don’t even know. I tend to ignore the “reality show” crazy of people like Nadya, Casey Anthony, etc, because my little brain can’t even comprehend how these monsters can exist and function out there in the world. Nadya contradicts her story so many times in just a few minutes:

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Nadya Suleman has gotten her wish for a large family — but it has come with an even larger price tag. It costs a reported $15,000 a month for Suleman — also known as “Octomom’’ — to support her 14 children, including the octuplets that brought her into national prominence and ignited a firestorm of criticism 2 ½ years ago. The single mother gave Amy Robach a look into her chaotic home life in a four-bedroom house in La Hambra, Calif., before bringing the octuplets and one of her older children for an exclusive visit with TODAY’s Ann Curry in Studio 1A on Friday.

TODAY got a taste of the mayhem: Ann had one of the octuplets in her lap as another crashed off the side of the set, and another ended up in Matt Lauer’s anchor chair while being watched by Natalie Morales. Suleman said that they are normally well-behaved but only had two hours of sleep while traveling to New York. After struggling to support the brood, Suleman secured professional management a month ago and said that she has since been able to generate revenue with appearances and celebrity boxing matches. She said she’s also been a fitness trainer.

Despite her financial difficulties, Suleman said she would never opt for public assistance.

“I’ve never in my life been on (public assistance), and I never would,” she told TODAY, though in 2009 her then-publicist said she was receiving food stamps. “I would feel like a failure as a mother and as a human being.”

The cost of trying to meet that monthly $15,000 bill has led Suleman down some humiliating paths, including a fetish video. In the video, Suleman is wearing a black bondage corset and cracking a whip on the backside of a tattooed adult man who is outfitted in a diaper and clutching a baby rattle. What’s worse: She claims she didn’t even make a dollar off the spectacle, which quickly became TMZ fodder.

“That’s one more thing on the laundry list of humiliation,’’ Suleman told Robach. “I was a little late on the mortgage. “He said, ‘You can make a couple hundred thousand dollars. You could pay off part of your house.’ I’m thinking, ‘I’ll do it.’ Well, anyway, he sold it. Total dollars earned? Zero dollars. Total lesson learned? Priceless.’’ Declaring the fetish video “one of many things I got no money for,’’ Suleman still reportedly made $28,000 in June, according to TMZ. She will also appear on HDNet’s upcoming “Celebridate,’’ a celebrity dating show in which three contestants try to win the heart of a celebrity or face elimination.

The dates on that upcoming show are the only ones on Suleman’s calendar, as she confided in Robach that she has no plans on pursuing a relationship after having avoided one for more than a decade. All of her children were conceived via in vitro fertilization, and she said that her personal life consists of taking care of them.

Suleman admitted that if she were married or had a boyfriend it may have deflected some of the anger directed at her for being an unemployed, unwed mother who continued to conceive children artificially.

“If I had a mate, that would have defused a lot of the animosity,’’ she said. “I’m the ultimate societal scapegoat, I believe.”

Still, Suleman claims she raises her children without the benefit of nannies or other help, and says that’s the way she wants it.

“I’m happier, and I feel more free than I thought I would,’’ she said. “I’m so happy I don’t have nannies. It’s harder, but I feel so much stronger. I forced myself to pull out strengths I never knew I possessed.’’

She also denied a report in a recent “In Touch’’ magazine article that she said “I hate babies. They disgust me. My older kids are animals. I can’t discipline them.’’ Suleman told TODAY she is contemplating suing “In Touch” for the piece.

“I think they should retract it because it’s all slander,” she said. “I love my children. I would do anything for my kids.”

[From Today]

And on and on. She talks a lot of self-help speak about how healthy she and the kids are and how she just wants to be left alone and how she’s just a quiet person, blah, blah. She also said that she’s working towards a license as a fitness trainer, because exercise is the way that she “self-medicates” for her “panic attacks”. I have a question, and it’s something I’m sure has been brought up before, with regards to Nadya’s mental health: is she bipolar? That’s my two-second, non-professional diagnosis of her. That, and she’s a pathological liar. I still don’t have a clear idea of exactly how she’s paying her bills.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Look, we know that Octomom Nadya Suleman lies. She denies having any plastic surgery despite the overwhelming evidence. She denied being on welfare and seemed not to count food stamps, child disability, or her own disability payments as welfare. She claimed to have six embryos implanted with two splitting into eight, and in reality she had 12 implanted, a fact which came out when her doctor had his license taken away. She claims not to be in it for the fame, but people close to her say otherwise. She admits telling her mother that her repeated pregnancies were “tumors.” I could go on. So we know that she has no qualms about saying whatever she wants to try and make herself look like less of a crazy baby collector.

Now Octomom is claiming that she never told In Touch she hated babies and found them “disgusting.” This is despite the fact that In Touch had exclusive photos taken inside her home including one with one of her older children eating the drywall. So you’ll excuse me if I find In Touch more credible than she is, which truly isn’t saying much.

Quotes from Octomom flew all over the Internet this week — the most damaging being, “I hate babies, they disgust me” — the only problem is … Octomom says SHE NEVER GAVE THEM!!!

Nadya Suleman tells TMZ every single quote that was attributed to her from an interview with In Touch magazine is false … because she never even gave them an interview.

In another passage from the “interview,” Nadya supposedly said she thinks her older children are animals and that she often locks herself in the bathroom and cries.

To that she says, “I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours. I Love ALL my children, I do not regret them and it’s ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against these disgusting fabricated lies.”

[From TMZ]

It’s possible that In Touch made up those quotes or took them out of “context” or whatever. Octomom is skilled at sounding semi-coherent when she spews her psychobabble and she can be convincing in small doses. When you look at her life, and consider what we’ve seen of her over the years, it’s clear that we can’t trust a single word out of her mouth. That’s good news though, because maybe she doesn’t really hate her babies after all.