There was a Freaky Friday role switch at Jermaine Dupri’s Grammy Afterparty in Los Angeles. When rage queen and Olympic phone chucker Naomi Campbell showed up with talented ‘Hustle and Flow’ actor Terrence Howard on her arm – Sean “Puff Daddly” Combs lost his talentless s**t. He started barking insults at the glamorous couple. Hip Hop crunch reports:

an angry confrontation took place at … between Diddy and supermodel Naomi Campbell immediately following Clive Davis’ annual Grammy Afterparty.
“[Diddy] just started screaming at her when he saw her,” says the snitching source. “No one could believe it. He was screaming obscenities at her, and also screaming at Terrence Howard, who was with her.”
“Naomi played it totally cool,” the source goes on.

What brought on the Tourettes spasm from the dog-fur covered mogul? And what’s behind the astounding maintenance of Naomi’s cool? Has our angry little girl finally grown up? Or is the sight of Diddly Poof’s pebble-sized head, angrily grunting out insults, just too reminiscent of all his second-rate videos to elicit much reaction? Perhaps if he had an actual musical talent singing some original insults under his tirade he might have scored a hit.

Other sources dish that while D&N used to enjoy a flirtatious friendship, their relationship soured under the influence of Kim Porter:
Kim Porter hates her,” the source continues. “There was also an issue that Diddy had wanted her to be the face of Sean John’s women’s line – but didn’t want to pay her.”

Well you have to love fertile Kim Porter’s capacity to destroy other females who get near her gravy train. She even waited out the J-Lo years and famously referred to her as “Jennifer Who? You mean his little Puerto Rican girlfriend?” Back in the days when J-Lo bestrode the globe like a Colussus, a gluteus colossus at that, she was still too small to be even noticed by Miss PorterHouse Steak.

Seems Diff Poodly needs to borrow a page from the icy cool of either Naomi or Kim … of you don’t pay these ladies …they can’t even hear what you say, little man, little Doof Piddly man.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Pictures of Naomi Campbell at the Elle style awards from SuperiorPics.

In related news Oxygen No Longer Free … Bush wins Nobel Peace Prize … Paris Hilton births new Jesus … Up officially moved to Down.

But seriously folks … in some truly hilarious although theologically and historically ignorant reporting the folks over at handbag write:

Naomi Campbell has dismissed rumours that she is planning to join a Brazilian religious group with links to witchcraft

The supermodel was linked to the Candomble faith, which was traditionally practised by African slaves in Brazil.

As if Naomi Campbell would need a religious justification for her blatantly evident witch-ness — Religions usually require faith … Campbell’s witch status is largely in the realm of scientific proof … like gravity … which she also uses for her own evil purposes when chucking bejeweled cell phone missiles at her cowering minions.

However, she has now said that just because she knows people who are involved with Candomble, that doesn’t make her a follower.

Demonstrably true as she also know several people who don’t beat their employees bloody and has shown no signs of following their example.

She told the New York Daily News: ‘I’m Church of England, Protestant. I was christened that.”

As if the Church of England didn’t have enough problems … what with Charles and Camilla and the questionable parentage of the less important ginger Prince …

Naomi, 36, did admit she uses prayer to try and calm her famous fiery temper.
She said: “I work on myself daily. I work on my programme of meditation and prayer and try to stick to it. It’s important to me.

(via Female First)

That’s pretty much the nail in the coffin on discussions about the efficacy of prayer … good we finally got that one settled.

How did Naomi Campbell get so far in life when she’s so addicted to rageahol? Did she hide her evil temper up until now, when all that anger from years of subpar service just bubbled up to the surface, scalding all of those who are paid to meet her mercurial needs?

The latest victim of Naomi’s maid/chef/help venom is a 40-something drug counselor, who went to London police claiming that Naomi scratched her on the face. No phones or text messaging devices must have been handy at the time.

Maybe the drug counselor told Naomi that her real problem was anger management.

I wouldn’t mind having a $1,000 purse or some frivolous jeans, but I usually don’t envy the very rich or famous – except when it comes to travelling. They don’t have to go through the incredible bullshit that the rest of us endure just to get from point A to B.

After flying from NY to London with a three hour delay, then waiting 45 minutes in line to get my flight changed since I missed my connection, then flying another two hours and being made to wait standing outside a locked baggage claim office for ten minutes while the receptionists looked at me without a nod of acknowledgment, I almost started freaking out. Did I mention that I was alone with a two year-old toddler and had been travelling for 13 hours? I understood air rage at that moment.

When my husband told me that Naomi Campbell trashed her lover’s yacht, I thought “Well maybe she had a hard day.” Her days never approach the level of difficulty an average person faces, and she was on a chi-chi yacht with space and air, not some cramped commercial airline with overperfumed stewardesses.

While the rest of us get pissy and bitchy, Naomi Campbell takes dramatic, violent action.

Bitch caused $55,000 worth of damage after she got in a tiff with the chef over the plain mozarella and dried ham appetizer that he served. It seems she doesn’t understand simple Italian fare, and she coped by busting up the place:

She needs to get medicated and go into therapy. I think she also should get dropped from all her current ad campaigns, because she’s not going to change unless it hits her where it hurts. Hopefully one of the libel suits against her will also stick – hard.

Here she is looking like the victim for once. (Why do magazines do this to women? I usually don’t complain about objectification, but this is ridiculous. It’s Naomi, though, so that’s ok.) These are from Style magazine and are low resolution.

The Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art held a ball last night to celebrate the opening of an exhibit on British design. Sienna Miller, wearing an awful gold sequined minidress and black tights, served as co-chair for the event.

The guy dressed like a cabaret pirate posing with Charlize Theron is Dior designer John Galiano. He’s responsible for her monstrosity of an Oscar gown with the giant shoulder bow. Sienna Miller is shown with Christopher Bailey, Burberry’s creative director.

We have over 100 pictures from the event. Stars and designers attending include Alexander McQueen, Sarah Jessica Parker, Jennifer Lopez, Marc Anthony, John Galliano, Charlize Theron, Lindsay Lohan, Victoria Beckham, Emmy Rossum, Eva Mendes, Gisele Bundchen, Gretchen Mol, Jessica Alba, Josh Hartnett, Lenny Kravitz, Donatella Versace, Rupert Everett, Linda Evangelista and Amber Valetta, Jessica Alba, Marcia Gay Harden, Mary-Kate Olsen, Ashley Olsen, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, Molly Sims, Rosario Dawson, Scarlett Johansson, Stella McCartney, Amanda Peet, Andre Leon Talley, Naomi Campbell, Angela Lindvall, Angie Harmon, Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, Bridget Moynahan, Tom Brady, Chloe Sevigny, Ciara, Dita Von Teese and Marliyn Manson, Drew Barrymore, Elizabeth Hurley, Erin O’Connor, Matthew Williamson, Eve, Gina Gershon, Ginnifer Goodwin, Ivana Trump, Jacquetta Wheeler, Jason Lewis, Jessica Stam, John Legend, Johnny Rotten, Josh Lucas, Joy Bryant, Julia Stegner, Iselin Steiro, Karolina Kurkova, Lily Cole, Lauren Bush, Lily Donaldson, Gemma Ward, Liv Tyler, Francisco Costa, Lydia Hearst, Mandy Moore, Minnie Driver, Nick Cannon, Petra Nemcova, Rachel Roy, Damon Dash, Ralph Fiennes, Richard Gere, Cary Lowell, Thandie Newton, Selma Blair, Shalom Harlow, Sienna Miller, Christopher Bailey, designer for Burberry, Zooey Deschanel, Sophie Dahl, Ivanka Trump, Mark Ruffalo, Taye Diggs, Idima Menzel, and Sarah Wynter.

The NY Post is embroiled in a scandal involving a senior editor of Page Six, Jared Paul Stern, asking for huge bribes in exchange for positive reporting. The news on Page Six seems to be going downhill fast. Although it is Monday and gossip is harder to find, we can’t help looking at the NY rag with an overly-critical eye. It seems like they could make up anything at this point.

Of course that’s true about most newspapers lately. Scandals involving plaguarizing journalists rocked USA Today, The New York Times, and The New Republic in the last few years.

Page Six is seriously lame today, and leads with a story of “dueling dwarf bands.” They did have this gem, though: evil bitch Naomi Campbell may appear on Oprah to cleanse her soul. She’s also said to be fighting with Diddy after she pulled out of his cooking show. Now why would he still want her to come? She must be fabulous at tenderizing:

You know Oprah is not going to be as hard on Naomi as she was on James Fry. Maybe Jared Paul Stern should go on Oprah to redeem himself too. He can sit there looking at his hands and act as if he’s sorry that Page Six made up all those stories to try to embezzle money out of innocent billionaries and socialites.

The NY Daily News says that Page Six’s positive coverage of “Girls Gone Wild” mogul Joe Francis was totally influenced by Francis’ star treatment of another Daily News coumnist, Richard Johnson. Francis held a lavish bachelor party for Johnson at his resort in Mexico and flew in all of Johnson’s friends on his private jet. Page Six had a glowing report on Francis that ran afterwards, saying that he wanted to get into publishing to become “the next Hugh Hefner.”

Page Six is also said to have a chummy relationship with richie Ron Perelman, who recently jilted his wife Ellen Barkin.

Buh-bye to that shitty rag.

Naomi Campbell is still working as a model after hitting her maid so hard with a cell phone that she couldn’t see straight and required stitches.

Campbell was in Geneva, Switzerland yesterday working for Mont Blanc. She wore the most expensive and dangerous watch Mont Blanc has ever made. Also present was model Marcus Schenkenberg, who looked bemused. Johnny Depp and his French wife Vanessa Paradis attended the show. We will publish pictures of Depp and Paradis shortly.

Campbell’s scheduled appearance on P. Diddy’s celebrity cooking show has been canceled, which may or may not be related to the abuse charges against her.

Campbell also made an ironic peacekeeping visit to South Africa to meet with Netson Mandela after the incident. The press was not allowed to be present at the event.

Here is Campbell modeling for Mont Blanc. The company should have hired a better spokesmodel.

Naomi Campbell doesn’t just hit, bite, headbutt and throw objects at people, she also spits. Campbell spat in a security guard’s face at a U2 concert a few months ago::

Campbell was not even removed from the concert and was characteristically rude when officers gave her a verbal warning. The abused guard’s harrassment complaint to police was closed because “Campbell’s actions were considered more rude than harassing.”

Meanwhile the maid that Campbell struck with a crystal-encrusted Blackberry on Thursday said that she suffered from blurred vision and extreme blood loss after the attack.

Cops have also recovered a mobile phone from Campbell’s house that may be the one she used to hit the maid from behind. Campbell faces up to 7 years in jail if she’s convicted.

If Campbell wasn’t famous she would have been hauled away for spitting at a security guard at a concert. Let’s hope she has severe legal and monetary consequences for this latest episode.

Naomi Campbell hid her handcuffs under a white poncho yesterday morning when the cops hauled her away for hitting her housekeeper in the head with a crystal-encrusted Blackberry.

Campbell claimed the housekeeper stole a pair of jeans, provoking the attack. Campbell hit the poor woman so hard she required four stitches. She then is asked her staff to say that the woman fell and hit her head.

Campbell is known for her violent outbursts, and has a long record of abusing her help. Glitterati has a good overview of Campbell’s history, which spans at least eight years and includes guilty pleas for past abuse charges.

We hope Campbell gets more than a slap on the wrist for this latest incident, and that her housekeeper successfully sues her for a huge sum.

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