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Dec 7
'06
Nick Lachey in scene out of “40 Year Old Virgin”


Vanessa Minnillo made boyfriend Nick Lachey go get his hairy chest waxed at a Beverly Hills Spa. It hurt so bad that he screamed in pain and insisted that the esthetician stop right there. I wonder if he’s still got those landing strips on his chest:

In a scene that was sorta “40-Year-Old Virgin” meets “Fur,” NICK LACHEY’s sexy squeeze VANESSA MINNILLO – itching to control his chest hair, which sprouts like scratchy sawgrass, according to pals – dragged “Gorilla Guy” off to a BevHills spa to get his man-thatch wax-snatched! But after just two wax strips were ripped from his manly man-boobs, Nick emitted a nearly-girly shriek and yelled, “NO MORE!” With half his chest bare as a baby’s bottom – and the other half sorta bear-y – Nick hopped off the table and split for the changing room, ignoring Vanessa’s please to lie down and get waxed like a man!

That goes to show that men can’t hack what we women go through for the sake of beauty. I once took my husband to get a manicure with me and the ladies painted his nails with that clear nailtiques polish. I took it off for him when we got home, but he won’t get his nails done again. The nail technicians must have been laughing about it afterwards.

Posted in Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo, Weak

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Oct 19
'06
Jessica claims her one-time charity work inspired her to dump Nick (update)


Jessica Simpson claims her one-time chairty work in Africa for Operation Smile, in which she was sick most of the time and spent just 2 out of 10 planned days visiting children, gave her the perspective she needed to dump her husband, Nick Lachey. She told Jane magazine that her brief visit with children with facial deformities made her want to change her life:

As for Jessica, she’s opening up to Jane magazine about ditching Nick, revealing she made the decision during a solo trip to Kenya in October 2005 with Operation Smile, a charity that helps children with facial deformities (the goodwill tour tellingly coincided with the duo’s third — and last — wedding anniversary).

The plump-lipped, coif-challenged starlet says seeing the sick kids made her realize she wanted something different out of life, which apparently meant less Lachey and more underperforming albums (“A Public Affair”), movies (“Employee of the Month”) and embarrassing tabloid headlines (“Dumped!”).

If that was true, why didn’t Jessica do any more high-profile charity work after that one visit to Africa? She could have gone back or worked with charities in the states. You know that if she did more charity work we would have heard about it. She did show up at Congress one day with her hairdresser, Ken Paves, but if she wanted to change her life so badly she should have stuck with the great guy she had and done something meaningful with her time.

Meanwhile Jessica is getting blasted for her increasingly poor taste in clothing. US Weekly notes that her style is erratic and frumpy lately and that she needs to get a new stylist or some taste stat.

One can hardly blame her for not looking polished all the time. Nick is happy in a new relationship with MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo while Jessica is still single and lonely and telling everyone about it. His album is also selling much better than her latest breathy pop offering. “What’s Left of Me” has sold twice as many copies as “A Public Affair.”

Update: Thanks to Starfruit gossip for Jessica’s entire wacky explanation of how she realized she would leave Nick:

“I went there on our three-year wedding anniversary,” Simpson says. “He stayed home. On that day, everything became so clear. I was in hospitals with all these sick kids, and I was looking at the beauty of this whole different world. I just knew I needed to find something more in my life – on my own. I prayed, then looked up at the sky, and I’d never seen this before – it was a double rainbow. It was the most gorgeous thing ever. From that moment on, I’ve listened to Judy Garland’s Somewhere Over the Rainbow every single day… At some point we realized that everything is not what we expected it to be, as hurtful as that may be.”

Here is Jessica in what could be a new photoshoot, I have no idea, found on SweetKisses.net.

Posted in Good Causes, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Photos, SmartSmartSmart

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Sep 14
'06
Jessica Simpson’s boots were made for sitting in the closet


Jessica Simpson’s new line of boots is god-awful. She doesn’t make it any better by dressing like this when she goes out. Maybe these big tan monstrosities would look ok with a short skirt and some boho jewelry, but when paired with tight jeans, a white polo top, and a baseball cap over messy hair you can see just how ugly they are.

Hollywood Tuna says there’s no question that Ashlee is the hotter sister now, and unfortunately we have to agree. Get your act together, Jess, hit the gym and get a new stylist. Don’t talk to Rachel Zoe, though, she’ll just make you into a pencil thin clone.

In related news, Nick Lachey says he’s not sure why his nearly 4-year marriage with Jessica ended, and gives a diplomatic answer when questioned:

The 32-year-old, who is now dating MTV host Vanessa Minnillo, says of his marriage, “I still don’t think I have clarity on that.

“There are many factors that could be blamed, but I’m not sure I completely understand what they were.”

That’s quite classy of him. In my opinion, Jessica was just too immature to handle the ups and downs of a long term committed relationship.

Here is Jessica out shopping for groceries on 9/13. [via]

Update: You guys are right, I shouldn’t have told Simpson to “hit the gym,” it was an offhand comment and she is in no way fat. I still am not fond of her style, though. ;)

Posted in Divorces, Fashion, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Photos

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Sep 6
'06
Nick Lachey gets screwed in his divorce settlement


Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson’s divorce was finalized in early July. Nick was offered an insulting $1.5 million settlement by Jessica’s creepy father, Joe Simpson, in early June. The couples joint assets are valued at well over $30 million, so that was truly a piss poor amount. (Albeit one that would change most anyone else’s life.)

Nick was said to be holding out for a relatively paltry $8 million, which he lowered to just $5 million.

Now Nick and Jessica have reached an undisclosed settlement, but Nick’s share is said to be well less than half of the couple’s assets:

TMZ has learned that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have divided up the assets in their marriage, and Nick agreed to less than his share in order to avoid an ugly court fight.

The couple amassed a fortune during their three-year marriage, in no small part because of their MTV reality show “Newlyweds” and the avalanche of endorsements and other deals that followed. Jessica refused to sign a prenuptial agreement, so under California law the assets — estimated at $36 million — are to be divided equally. So Jessica and Nick should each get $18…

Sources say in the property settlement — which has not yet been filed in court — Nick will take significantly more than the $1.5 million, but considerably less than 50% of what he and Jessica earned during the marriage. Two sources in Nick’s camp made it clear to TMZ that Lachey agreed to end the dispute because he does not want to hurt anyone in a contentious court battle.

Lachey’s people could have leaked that news to make him seem like a good guy, but he is a good guy. There’s no blaming Simpson, since she generally seems to do what people tell her and simple math is probably way above her head. Now she’ll have more cash to buy terrible ill-fitting fashion thanks to her daddy playing hardball.

Here is Jessica in NY yesterday. Photos courtesy of SweetKisses.net

Posted in Divorces, Jessica Simpson, Lawsuits, Nick Lachey, Photos

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Jul 2
'06
Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey’s divorce is final


We weren’t holding our breath, but we were kind of hoping Nick and Jessica would get back together. Jessica wore her wedding ring around her neck for a while, and Nick told Rolling Stone that he still loved his wife of two years, but ultimately Jessica’s immaturity and Nick’s wild oats won out and now the two are officially divorced. The divorce was made final on June 30. No word yet as to the settlement amount. Jessica’s dad tried to low-ball Nick into accepting a $1.5 million settlement, while Nick is said to have asked for a more realistic $8 million that he lowered to $5 million.

Nick is dating MTV VJ Vanessa Minnillo while Jessica may be with her co-star in the upcoming film “Employee of the Month,” comedian Dane Cook. Cook was involved with someone else at the time of filming, but is now single and said to be getting cosy with Jessica.

This is sad news for Nick and Jessica fans, and should serve as a warning to all women who try to hold out before marriage and then get married young because they can’t wait.

Here is Jessica in NY on 6/28. She’s wearing the deadly long jeans/platform sandals combo that caused Britney’s near baby-drop. Nick Lachey is shown performing a private concert for Q-100 listeners on 6/29.

Posted in Divorces, Hillary Swank, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo

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Jun 13
'06
Nick Lachey with Vanessa Minnillo again; probably dumped Kim Kardashian


Nick Lachey hooked up with MTV VJ and former fling Vanessa Minnillo in Atlantic City after meeting up with her at a club on Sunday night. They left together and things must have heated up quickly for the pair, because they were then spotted in Mexico together according to PerezHilton:

Nick & Vanessa are giving love a second chance and they’re getting steamy!

Not only did they get freaky at the Borgota Hotel this weekend but they also just took a romantic getaway together to an exclusive resort in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

It is difficult to tell whether they were in Mexico first and planned to meet up at the club, or if they met in Atlantic City and promptly jetted off to the vacation spot. Either way, it looks like they’re back together and that this means curtains for Nick’s relationship with stylist Kim Kardashian.

Kardashian, who was linked to Nick after a romantic movie date on May 24th, has been seen out shopping and attending events with Paris Hilton. Her friendship with the flightly self-centered heiress couldn’t have helped her relationship with Lachey, whose friends thought Kardshian’s status as an outsider from the usual Hollywood circle was part of what made her attractive to Lachey. Kardashian’s gorgeous looks couldn’t have hurt, either.

This is also bad news for poor Jessica Simpson. She seems to have come to terms with the fact that it’s over between her and Nick, because she may have approved of his relationship with Kardashian. Jessica reportedly sent her best friend and ex-assistant Cacee Cobb to check out Kardashian for her, and Cacee is said to have called Kim “nice.” Nick and Jessica’s divorce may be final on June 17th, and it looks like Nick is moving on with style.

Here is Lachey promoting his album at Lucky Strike lanes in Chicago on June 12th and at the Borgata Hotel Casino fight weekend after party on June 11th. He is shown with Tyson Beckford. The poor quality inset images are of Minnillo and Lachey in Cabo San Lucas.

Posted in Breakups, Divorces, Hookups, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Vanessa Minnillo

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Jun 6
'06
Is there any hope for Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey’s relationship?


Jessica Simpson has been seen out looking unhappy and disheveled, and people suggested that she’s been seeing a therapist. Jessica has admitted to psychotherapy in the past, making it likely that she’s getting professional help during a difficult divorce.

When she was photographed leaving a medical clinic on May 29th she may have been seeing a doctor, not a psychiatrist as was suggested. A source told Britain’s OK magazine that Simpson underwent testing for a stomach ulcer. There is no word as to whether she suffered from an ulcer or was treated for it.

As Jessica and Nick get closer to reaching a settlement in their divorce Life and Style is reporting that Jessica has been calling Nick for long conversations late at night. She’s been known to drink and dial, so this could be true:

“There’s definitely a closeness that’s developed recently,” a friend of the couple tells Life & Style. “Things that used to burn them up, like who cheated and why, aren’t that big of a deal anymore,” another insider tells the weekly magazine.

The report claims that the pair are no longer fighting but spending late nights chatting on the phone and having tearful bedroom confessions about what went wrong.

L&S even consults Robert Butterworth a psychologist that tells the magazine that these types of last minute doubts are common. “People often file for divorce in a moment of anger then start remembering the good times as the reality of life without the other person sinks in, Butterworth tells the magazine.

The divorce could be final in just two weeks.

Nick and Jessica have gone back and forth trying to reach a divorce settlement, with Jessica most recently offering Nick an insulting $1.5 million, which he declined. He is entitled to half her earnings during their three year marriage, and she is said to have made $30 million last year.

If this report is true about Nick and Jessica talking frequently, Nick must realize that Jessica is letting her father Joe run the show as usual and is not responsible for trying to low-ball the divorce settlement.

Nick has moved on to a gorgeous new brunette, Kim Kardashian, while Jessica is single after being dumped by Maroon 5 frontman, Adam Levine. We think Nick feels for Jessica but that he’s not going to get back together with her.

Here’s Simpson at the CFDA fashion awards in NY last night. She seems happier, and it may be because she’s hanging out with her hairdresser, Ken Paves, who is visible is in the background. She looks a lot like Eva Mendes with her hair up like that.

Posted in Divorces, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey

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Jun 4
'06
Kim Kardashian wears shoes she bought on eBay


This is not news, but it does confirm that Kim Kardashian’s eBay ID is *styleworld* (with asterisks around it) as we reported yesterday. She was seen out in the Christian Louboutin platform espadrilles, size 9, that she bought on eBay on April 24th for $445.00 plus $16.95 shipping.

Kim, 25, attended the “Entourage” LA premiere on 6/1 wearing the overpriced but discounted shoes. She was hanging out with Paris Hilton at the event. She is dating Nick Lachey and is the daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer, Robert Kardashian.

Related:

  • Kim Kardashian is hanging out with Paris Hilton
  • Kim Kardashian’s myspace and eBay seller ID
  • Nick Lachey’s new girlfriend, Kimberly Kardashian
  • Paris, Nick Lachey, and Wilmer Vilderamma party with Paris’ new boyfriend
  • Posted in Hookups, Kimberly Kardashian, Nick Lachey, Paris Hilton, Parties

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    Jun 4
    '06
    Kim Kardashian is hanging out with Paris Hilton


    Nick Lachey’s new girlfriend, Kim Kardashian, attended the Dom Pérignon Rosé Vintage 1996 launch with Paris Hilton on June 2nd in Beverly Hills. She was photographed the day before at the “Entourage” LA premiere with Paris, suggesting the two are friends now. Paris may not be befriending Kim just because she’s Nick Lachey’s girlfriend and is in all the gossip mags this week – Kim was seen posing with Paris and her good friend Caroline D’Amore at the NFL draft party for Paris’ then-boyfriend, Matt Leinart. Nick Lachey was also at the party on May 2nd, and People reports that was where he met Kim.

    The first four photographs are HQ [via], the rest are smaller.

    Related:

  • Kim Kardashian wears shoes she bought on eBay
  • Kim Kardashian’s myspace and eBay seller ID
  • Nick Lachey’s new girlfriend, Kimberly Kardashian
  • Paris, Nick Lachey, and Wilmer Vilderamma party with Paris’ new boyfriend
  • Posted in Hookups, Kimberly Kardashian, Nick Lachey, Paris Hilton, Parties

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    Jun 2
    '06
    Kim Kardashian’s myspace and eBay seller ID


    Kim Kardashian is currently dating Nick Lachey and she’s the top search phrase now leading people to this site. People are interested in her, so here’s a bit of semi-personal Internet data on the 25 year-old daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian:

  • Kim’s myspace profile under the username “kimsaprincess” (I also have a full screenshot in case she wisely blocks access to it.)
  • Kim’s eBay seller feedback, her ID is rumored to be “styleworld” [via]

    If that is indeed Kim’s eBay seller ID, either her caps lock is broken or she’s pretty dumb Internet naive, because all of her item descriptions are in upper case. While I think it’s cool that she’s selling stuff online and not buying retail, she doesn’t use any design in her seller items and just posts them plain with all upper case descriptions. Add some style to your sales, girl!

    Kim sells stuff like her old Gucci loafers (She’s a size nine and a half, which is big for her height) and buys Christian Louboutin platforms as replacements. She has a 100% positive feedback rating, showing she’s a responsible member of the eBay community.

    In her mySpace profile, she says she’s “in a relationship,” so unless she’s had that on for a while trying to discourage myspace skeeves, she’s referring to Lachey. She’s also 5’3″ tall and says that her “daddy” is her hero. At least she appreciates where her lifestyle comes from. She doesn’t list her favorite music or movies, and her primary interest can be assumed to be shopping. She says she’d like to meet “God,” and lists her religion as “Christian,” so she must not be afraid to die.

    Here are some pictures of Kardashian from her myspace. She is shown with her mother and sister. She looks a lot like Jessica Alba in these photos.

    Update: Kim’s father, O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian, passed away on October 1, 2003. Given that her father died recently, it is understandable that Kim calls him her hero and says that she would like to meet God. Apologies for saying that “at least she appreciates where her lifestyle comes from.” It must be terrible to lose a parent like that, and we would not have made that joke if we were aware of it.

    Related:

  • Kim Kardashian wears shoes she bought on eBay
  • Kim Kardashian is hanging out with Paris Hilton
  • Nick Lachey’s new girlfriend, Kimberly Kardashian
  • Paris, Nick Lachey, and Wilmer Vilderamma party with Paris’ new boyfriend
  • Posted in Hookups, Kimberly Kardashian, Nick Lachey

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