Nicky Hilton doesn’t have anorexia, it seems she just doesn’t take a good photograph. She can look super-skinny sometimes, notably in these pictures, but Paris’ little sister denies having an eating disorder.

Hilton, who has been dogged by Internet speculation about recent weight loss, hit back at the reports. “There’s no truth to any starvation, eating disorders, rumors,” she told People Tuesday at her Nicholai fashion show, part of the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Smashbox Studios in L.A.

“I think the press has been printing a lot of pictures of me from unflattering angles,” added the 24-year-old designer. “My friends see the pictures and they’re like ‘Oh my god are you okay?’ And then they see me, and they’re like ‘Oh … ‘ It’s really not that interesting or true.”

People

I have a huge amount of sympathy for celebrities having their photo taken. While a glamorous shoot for a magazine gets re-touched and looks fabulous, sometimes you look at a cover and it is hard to identify who the celebrity is, they’ve been altered beyond recognition.

Paparazzi shots are even worse, because they can get those totally unflattering shots of your skirt sticking with static to your behind, the light behind your legs highlighting the fact you need a shave, or looking particularly thin. While some of us might love the pictures that make us look skinny, it seems that for the slimmer members of the population you stop looking slender and just look unwell.

Nicky has a new fashion collection out this week, called Nicholai. Sister Paris was in attendance at the show, wearing a dress from the collection, with her latest accessory, Benji Madden. She wore one of Nicky’s creations and said it was one of her favorites.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Thanks to PRPhotos for these pictures of Nicky’s show on Tuesday, including some of her fashion designs.

The Hilton family must be so proud. First there’s Paris, starring in sex tapes, sleeping with everything that moves, and flashing her lady bits for the world to see. Then there’s Nicky, relatively dull compared to Paris, but who still manages to do little but party it up. Though she’s had a few failed business ventures to add to her resume, like her Nicky O hotel in South Beach - she gave the pitch presentation using drawings and poster board, just like you did in fifth grade. Now we can add 18-year-old Baron Hilton to the mix – yes Rick and Kathy Hilton actually have four celebuspawns, the younger two being Barron and brother Conrad, 13. Barron has really lived up to the Hilton family lineage, getting his very first DUI last night – that’s right, he beat Paris by seven years! What else must his future have in store for him?

TMZ has learned 18-year-old Barron Hilton, Paris’ little brother, was arrested for DUI in Malibu at 8:30 AM this morning!

Cops tell TMZ he was driving a black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a passenger — not one of his sisters– when he was pulled over at a 76 gas station.

He’s currently in the process of being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff’s station — the same place Mel Gibson was taken.

[From TMZ]

Congratulations Hilton parents. Your progeny are truly something to be proud of. Clearly you have taught them excellent values and morals, which is why they constantly provide you with so much light and joy, never once embarrassing the greater extended Hilton family. Many of the rest of the Hiltons are actually pretty upstanding people, and have donated vast quantities of their wealth to charity. Something tells me that the future doesn’t look quite so brightly philanthropic for this particular branch of the family tree.

Here’s Barron Hilton leaving Teddy’s bar with sister Paris on January 3rd. Images thanks to WENN.

I’m pretty sure the Hiltons have the combined IQ of a ferret. They seem to think there’s something really admirable if they ever do anything bigger than sitting on their collective asses and being paid for going to parties. One could certainly argue that Nicky Hilton is the lesser of two evils: she seems to have a bit of a brain in her head, but again it’s hard to know if she’s actually semi-smart or if an avocado would seem smart when standing next to Paris Hilton. If nothing else, Nicky seems to say that she’ll do things and then actually follow through, unlike Paris – who we’re still waiting to see if she’ll go to Rwanda (please God!). Nicky has styled herself as a fashion designer, and seems to have actually worked pretty hard at it – I don’t get the impression that she’s one of the hundreds of stars just slapping her name on someone else’s work. And apparently she’s making her boyfriend David Katzenberg, pretty proud. You’d think she were launching a space shuttle or something. Though for a Hilton, this is pretty close.

“Talk about fantasy fashion: ‘It’s Disney, princess-inspired and very fun,’ Nicky Hilton said of her spring Chick by Nicky Hilton collection that helped kick off Los Angeles fashion week. In attendance for Hilton’s first runway show was the 24-year-old designer’s personal Prince Charming (of nearly a year), David Katzenberg, also 24. After arriving an hour early for the event, he told PEOPLE, ‘I am very proud of her. She worked hard on it.’

“When it came time for the designer to take her walk down the runway for the event’s finale, Katzenberg gave her a kiss on the cheek and white roses, then said, ‘I was extremely impressed.’ Nicky’s parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, also sat ringside to show their support. ‘Nicky is so passionate about her fashion. It’s exciting to see her show,’ they said before the show began. Others who were there included actress Jaime Pressly. But noticeably missing: Nicky’s older sister, Paris.”

[From People]

Ohhh, let’s hope there’s a feud going on between Nicky and Paris. I remember Nicky making some sarcastic comment a while ago regarding Paris getting out of jail, and the two haven’t been spotted together lately. I think Nicky at least gets that Paris is bad for her image. No one ever says that name and then a hush of respect falls over the room. Normally you say “Paris Hilton” and a rush of herpes falls over the room.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Nicky at her fashion show on Sunday. Images thanks to PR Photos.

Update by Celebitchy: Here are some pictures of the fashion show. Her designs are surprisingly elegant, with simple lines and a 40s flair.

Apparently going to jail raises your prices – a lot. While the average offender can expect their earning potential to take a dive after serving time, Paris Hilton seems to think it makes her a lot more marketable – five times more so, in fact. Last year, Paris charged $100,000 to make an appearance on New Year’s Eve. This year? Half a million. The delusional socialite seems to think that’s what an evening of her scintillating conversation and wonky eyed expressions are worth.

“Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton are reportedly offering their hosting services for New Year’s Eve celebrations in Las Vegas - but with a $500,000 price tag. Paris is said to have asked for just $100,000 for the night’s appearance last year but with her sister, and after her jail-time, her price has gone up.

“A Las Vegas source told the New York Post: ‘Paris and Nicky are shopping their partying ways to Vegas at the price of around $500,000 - only they have the guts to ask for that amount - for a multiple-day New Year’s Eve bash.’

“’Paris will ”party” at a few spots and Nicky will bless the lucky host with a fashion show of her wares and model herself.’ But the source added that it’s unlikely that anyone will take them up on the deal because the tide is turning against the heiresses: ‘[the Hiltons] are so desperate now, they should be paying the clubs for good PR, not the other way around.’”

[From Fametastic]

Oh, snap! It’s true though. As much as I’m not a fan of either of the Hiltons, it’s telling that Nicky is willing to do something for her fee. I’m not saying it’s worth $10, but it’s better than just saying you’ll party at a few spots.

In news that makes A LOT more sense, Paris is a virus’s best friend. No, not just her well documented sixteen strains of herpes, I’m talking about computer viruses (this time). You know all that spam, viruses, trojan horses, and other weird computer things that mess up your system? Well they often use images and names of celebrities to tempt you into visiting their pages or opening their email. Who’s the number one name malware writers favor? Paris Hilton!

“Paris Hilton has topped the list of celebrities used by malware writers to tempt users into downloading a virus.

“Security software firm McAfee last month looked at the number of web pages with malware embedded and at spam containing virus attachments.

“Celebrities are often used to invite users to click on a malicious link or attachment, and McAfee has drawn up a top 10 list.

“Hotel heiress Hilton is number one, followed by pop star Amy Winehouse and footballer Cristiano Ronaldo.”

[From vnunet.com]

I knew Paris carried so many STDs that there were some that doctors had never seen before, but I didn’t realize they were so strong and advanced that they’d morphed into digital strains. That’s got to knock her price down to a good $450,000 for New Years Eve. Although a lot of doctors and scientists might be willing to show up with a load of Petri dishes. If they line the floor with them, a few of her bugs are bound to fall out.

Picture note by JayBird: Header image is Paris shopping at Fred Segal in West Hollywood yesterday. Image thanks to WENN.

Now that I’ve done a little research, I’m convinced that Joe Francis is behind ParisExposed.com, which is currently out of commission. The domain was registered in 2003, and even if it was sold or whatever, who buys an existing domain when they can create a new one that’s just as catchy? Francis mentioned the site several times on Howard Stern, and the wording on Joe’s Girl’s Gone Wild website is suspiciously similar to mailings sent out to Paris Exposed Subscribers.

The captions to the photos on the Paris Exposed site were written by someone who does a pretty good job of identifying the people and circumstances in the photos. It’s easily obtained information, and the people are moderately famous, but it seems to me like they had at least some insider information.

Regardless I have some more of Paris’ journals and stuff that I may as well publish before it’s even older news than it is now. I’ve included some of the captions so you can see what I mean.

People are wondering where the outrage is over Paris’ racial slurs in both her sex video (which I’m like the only person who hasn’t seen) and the videos available on the Paris Exposed site. Despite the fact that Paris is sometimes naked and doing drugs, let me tell you that it’s really hard to sit through an entire Paris Hilton home video. They’re also poorly organized on the site, which is down now anyway. There are so many videos there that I was loathe to tackle them. I tried to make UrbanDK do it, but he had some clever excuse.

The racial slur video is up at CelebWarship.

Here are some other paris videos from the site.

There’s news that Nicole and Paris are no longer paparazzi targets. They’re so over-exposed that their stock has plummeted.

News of The World recently ran nearly two year-old pictures of Paris topless and kissing a South American VJ and claimed that she was somehow cheating on Britney with this other woman. The pictures were from her hacked Blackberry back in January, 2005 and were old news.

Now they’re publishing pictures of Nicky and Paris goofing off in their lingerie at a Playboy party and in their limosine, and say that they’re somehow being pervy. They look like they’re just drunk and being stupid to me. It’s a weird thing to do with your sister, but whatever. They’re not tongue kissing or anything. Nicky also doesn’t have blonde hair anymore and these pictures look old to me. Does anyone know if they’re recent? Kim Kardashian looks the same.

Note that News of the World never states the date these were taken. It’s likely they don’t know how old they are as all they do is describe the pictures:

Sex-mad Paris is well-known for her lack of inhibitions.

But even she was pushing back the boundaries when she posed for this sizzling set of snaps on a visit to the Playboy Mansion in LA.

Paris, wearing stockings and suspenders and an animal-print basque, seems to be loving every minute of being captured bottom to bottom with Nicky, 23.

Their feet are clamped on the roof of their limo as they soak up the limelight.

In another shot Paris, 25, hugs and kisses her wide-eyed little sis - who is dressed in only a silky slip.

Our snapper said: “I know sisters can be a touchy feely but this was taking it to an extreme.”

Pictures from News of the World.

This is a lame exclusive, but remember when that myspace security hole let people view all the comments on private celebrity profiles? I read a bunch of boring comments by Paris, Lindsay, and Hillary Duff about strawberrry Nesquick, and I remembered that Paris’ myspace name at that time was “BabyTink2.”

I have a “Slide” on my MySpace, which is a free service that lets you make embeddable slideshows using your pictures. I use it to show the latest stories on Celebitchy.

When I view my slide directly on the slide.com site there’s a list of other slides that have been viewed by people watching mine, and one listed is “BabyTink2,” Paris Hilton’s last known myspace name.

If you click on the slide directly from there, it will take you to Paris’ old private myspace, which has been shut down, but if you follow the link for the slide from the top frame it will load the slide directly, which still exists independent of Paris’ myspace.

Here it is in all its glory: Paris’ vanity slide. It was created on October 8th. I love how she uses the dollar sign and star motif. This should put to rest any shred of doubt you may have that Paris is full of herself.

Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Paris’ Slide ID is “pwhbiatch.” That’s “powerbitch.”

In case that slide gets deleted, you can download it as a screensaver for your PC. (File is a 5 mg executable.) I’ve saved it on Celebitchy’s server for posterity. It’s an executable file, just double-click on it to run.

Update There are over 90 pictures in that slide, which all seem to be taken at Nicky Hilton’s 23rd birthday party at Pure on 10/7. In order to create slideshows on Slide, you have to upload each picture manually or select it individually using an online photo service. I watched the entire fucking thing, and there are only five photos at the end that do not include Paris making some bullshit face.

I’m not saying that Nicky isn’t full of shit too, but look how nice and normal she looks compared to Paris. It’s her birthday and she just seems to be enjoying herself instead of acting like a complete poser.

Nicky Hilton is promoting her new Nicky O Hotel, and I guess that the posterboard collage she made to announce it wasn’t cutting it for her, so she enlisted the help of a bunch of nude models. The press version will undoubtedly feature hands and props covering all the right places, but these candids show the models in all their buff glory.

Nicky recently dumped her boyfriend, Kevin Connelly. There were rumors that Connelly was cheating on her, and Nicky was overheard screaming at someone on the phone and yelling “I hate you.”

From the look of the railing next to Nicky, her hotel needs some work before it’s launched. In a poorly-worded press release, Nicky O’s hotel in South Beach, Miami promises to mix a social celebrity experience with Nicky’s vision of luxury, including the scent of gardenias throughout and mini cupcakes on guest’s pillows.

Nicky Hilton and Entourage’s Kevin Connolly have split up after two years of dating. Perez is reporting that Kevin cheated on Nicky with some 18 year-old girl, but it’s unknown if that’s true.

Nicky’s rep confirmed the split to US Weekly:

There was rumor just last week that Kevin and Nicky were engaged after Nicky was spotted with an engagement ring on her finger right after her birthday. It was thought that Kevin might have given her a special birthday present. (My husband proposed to me on my birthday!)

Let’s hope Nicky hangs out with her sister a bit less and is able to weather the breakup without too much partying or sleeping around.

Nicky Hilton’s boyfriend, “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly, smacked Brandon Davis after he insulted him at one of Paris’ parties. When Davis freaked out after getting slapped, Connolly punched him twice in the face to get him to shut up.

The Post goes on to say that Lohan and her gang crashed the party too, but not much must have transpired or they would have given more details.

Davis is crying out for some kind of intervention. He was reportedly staying at Paris’ place after his folks cut him off, and some recent candids of him cozying up to her make it seem like they’re friends with benefits. Connolly must be annoyed that he’s hanging out with his girl too. Usually I don’t condone violence, but Davis had it coming.

Here are Brandon, Paris and Nicky outside of Barneys on 9/2. [via] Tell me that Paris and Brandon look like they’re just friends.