Thanks to reader Millie for pointing out that Nicole Kidman has been looking a lot like Barbie lately. She looks ultra-plastic with a pale peach sequin dress at the Rome premiere of “Fur.”

Who looks more natural?
Barbie: open palms, flouncy dress, and loose hair with side clip.
Nicole Kidman: clenched fists, form-fitting dressing and loose hair with up clip and bangs.

It seems like it’s a tie between Barbie and Kidman, as the similarities are striking.

It took me too long to find the perfect Barbie and make this dumb image. email me and I’ll send you an untagged version if you want it for your blog.

Here are more pictures of Nicole at the Fur premiere. [via]

I don’t know if I trust this quote from Nicole Kidman, because it was published in Britian’s Mirror, which often makes up shit wholesale, and the source is some radio station, but she supposedly denied that she’s pregnant.

There’s an article about it on the Heart 106.2 website, so it could be true:

Once the audio and/or a transcript is online I’ll link it. It seems unlikely that she would justify the rumors, but we’ll have to see.

Kidman has been sporting bumps of various sizes, that some suspected were photoshopped and that others said was just harmless bloat. Her fashion choices haven’t helped matters.

Nicole Kidman is said to have two noticeable bruises on her left leg. They could have been sustained from a bad fall while exercising, or maybe Keith is just banging her too hard:

x17 mentions that Nicole and Tobey used to date, and that running into Tobey and his pregnant fiance might have been awkward, but it didn’t look like it.

The Mirror’s source is someone scoping out the same high res pictures we have here, because she wasn’t at a party at all, she was waiting outside Creative Artists Agency. She has a couple of bruises, but they’re pretty minor and don’t seem to warrant much speculation. What is more interesting is the little bump she’s still sporting. If only that thing would grow…

Pictures [via]

No wonder these poor celebrities work their asses off at the gym and plastic surgeon’s office. A little bloat and the Internets and celebrity glossies declare they’re pregnant. Poor Nicole lost her imaginary baby bump in a miscarriage of gossip this week. She was photographed outside her gym with a perfectly flat tummy poking out of her top.

Nicole Kidman joined her new husband, country singer Keith Urban, on the opening night of his North American tour in Ontario, Canada. Kidman did not join her husband on stage, but he made a reference to her, dedicating his song “Making Memories of Us,” to “my lovely bride.” He also told concert-goers that he was “happy to join the married crowd”.

Security at the concert was beefed up after a local radio station said they would pay $75,000 for a picture of the famous newlyweds kissing.

Here is Nicole Kidman with her skinny stomach. [via]

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban drove their Bentley to Target near Nashville to pick up some sort of cleaning device. Keith went casual in a t-shirt and cargo pants while Nicole looked fresh and lovely in a white sundress and sandals. People thought that the pregnancy rumors could be put to rest when a far-away picture of Nicole in a bikini on her honeymoon came out. Her stomach looked toned and muscular, but if you squint hard enough you can still see a bump. Now she seems even more pregnant in this flowy dress. The wind could just be blowing her dress out, but it looks like she’s pregnant to me.

The Sun quotes a “source” as saying that Nicole has a bump, but their source is probably someone looking at the pictures just like us:

Reader Millie says Nicole and Keith go to the gym a lot, but that doesn’t mean that Nicole isn’t pregnant. We’ll keep saying it as we wait for Nicole to really show. She’s supposedly had two miscarriages, so if she’s really pregnant she’ll wait to announce it until she’s much further along.

No one placed a bid on the package of memorabilia from the Nicole Kidman-Keith Urban wedding last weekend. The Australian seller wanted over $3,700 USD for the items, which look fancy but not too exciting:

The auction ended July 3rd with 0 bids, but that may just be due to the fact that it hasn’t been publicized yet. Someone is surely stupid or crazed enough to pay almost 4k for that stuff.

The seller has a positive feedback rating of 14, and has only bought, not sold, items in the past. In the past 30 days they’ve bid on L’oreal lipgloss and bought a Thomas the Tank engine print, so they’re likely a mom that could use the cash. I would guess it’s someone who worked at the reception.

If you’d like a piece of the Kidman-Urban wedding you still have a chance. The wedding booklet is up for auction by another less-reputable seller at a more reasonable starting bid of $260 USD. The auction ends in about a week.

Here are the pictures of the stuff from eBay as well as some candids of Nicole and Keith celebrating the 4th of July. [via]

Australian gossip rags are reporting that Nicole Kidman did invite her ex, Tom Cruise, to her wedding with Keith Urban last weekend. He didn’t attend, but sent his regards. His two adopted children with Kidman did attend:

Earlier reports that Tom sent Nicole a picture of Suri for her 39th birthday with the message “a very nappy birthday” were false, and were undoubtedly made up in England, where most of the fake gossip originates and nappy is a common colloquialism for diaper. Nicole was also said to have wished “mother and baby well” after the birth of Suri, but that turned out to be made up, too. It could be true that Tom sent his regards after the wedding, but we’ll probably never know.

Nicole and Keith are back in Nashville after departing their honeymoon in Tahiti on Saturday. They left at night to avoid photographers, and boarded a jetboat to a chartered flight, which took them to the Island nation’s capital, where they caught a private jet home. Their honeymoon was probably not as peaceful as they were hoping, considering that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker crashed their resort.

Nicole is no longer on pregnancy watch after she was photographed looking super-fit in a bikini. Both she and Keith are headed back to work:

Here are lower resolution pictures of Nicole and Keith on their honeymoon, and some higher resolution candids of them back in Nashville. [via]

I bought The National Enquirer partially due to the headline “Nicole’s Miscarriage Secret: The heartbreak behind her wedding.” The headline makes it seem as if Nicole was pregnant, as everyone has been speculating, but lost the baby right before her wedding to Keith Urban - just like Brenda on “Six Feet Under.” This wasn’t the case at all.

All the Enquirer did was recycle the old story of Nicole’s miscarriages during her marriage to half-pint Tom Cruise and present it as some big exclusive that caused her pain during her nuptuals. This is a cheap trick to sell papers, and it worked:

(From The National Enquirer print version)

How is that news? We already knew Nicole had a miscarriage, and someone speculating that it bothers her does not make the story an exclusive. It’s also deceptive of the Enquirer to market it this way.

It may be a new revelation that Nicole had a second miscarriage, though. The “insider” says she had the ectopic pregnancy right before she married Tom in 1990.

That’s sad for Nicole, but it’s ancient history. Nicole is supposedly worried if she can carry a baby now, but who knows if that’s true. She may or may not be pregnant, and we’ll just have to wait it out and see.

The Enquirer did have one redeeming feature in the deceptive article - an inset featuring Nicole’s men throughout the years. Did you know she dated rapper Q-tip? I didn’t.

Here is a picture of the article as well as some high res pictures of Nicole and Keith in the lobby of their hotel the day after their wedding. They are carrying a present for Keith’s father, as it was his birthday. The happy couple is now honeymooning in Tahiti. [via]

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were married in a candlelit Catholic ceremony in Sydney on Sunday:

Either the rumors were untrue or Keith decided at the last minute not to perform at the reception, because it was said that he was planning to serenade Nicole.

It sounds lovely and quite romantic. Best wishes to Keith and Nicole.

Here are pictures from the wedding, including a high-res version of the official wedding photo and one high-res of Nicole in the car outside the wedding [via]. The other wedding photos are medium-sized. The other high-res photos are of Nicole on the day before the wedding outside her parents’ house.

Nicole Kidman had Keith Urban sign a prenup in preparation for their wedding this weekend that gives him a relatively paltry portion of Kidman’s fortune. Kidman is said to be worth $150 million dollars, but she’ll only surrender $600k a year to her groom-to-be if they get divorced. If he drinks a lot or does drugs, he gets nothing:

The most interesting part of this article is the mention of Zellweger and Chesney’s on-again relationship. If this is true, I would like to see pictures. Zellweger manages to avoid the paparrazi, and she was rumored to be seeing Chesney briefly after their high profile divorce. She deserves someone who will pay more attention to her, though, and if the rumors about Chesney are true it’s possible they’re just friends.

Kidman has taken smart precautionary measures for her wedding to an ex-drug addict, although it might actually last and we hope things work out for them.

Although Kidman’s “hen party” wasn’t too exciting, Naomi Watts was in town to party with her prior to the wedding, and it looks like they had a little bit to drink. Here are pictures of Watts and Kidman out on the town last night in Sydney. [via] In the last picture Kidman is shown being driven from her Sydney home this morning.