Nicki Minaj performed on Good Morning America this morning, and her boob came out to play. Yes, Nicki was performing for a mixed crowd of adults and children in an outdoor performance, and at some point, Nicki’s breast popped out of the too-tight… let’s call it a “sports bra”. It’s not really a crop-top, and this looks like a sports bra to me. She was performing in Central Park, and Us Weekly says there were “thousands” of people there, not to mention the millions of GMA viewers. Here come the FCC violations.

CB and I were just debating whether this was really offensive, and whether people were going to get all up in arms about a breast on their morning program. I think people will be offended, and I think Nicki probably wanted a wardrobe malfunction just to get people talking about her, since she’s never really broken out as a major pop star. Controversy could be good for her career. Plus, CB points out that it seems like Nicki’s boob was out for a long time – it wasn’t a quick little slip. There are LOTS of photos of her nipple. So, she probably knew what she was doing. As for the boob – well, I’m not a fan of Nicki, so I kind of find it gross. If Sofia Vergara popped her boob out on GMA, I would probably be into it, though.

Also: CB thinks Nicki’s boobs are bolt-ons. I’m looking way too hard at them, and I can’t really tell. The “ridge” looks kind of implant-y, but they could totally be real, in my opinion. There’s been a rumor about Nicki possibly having ass implants, so maybe bolt-ons aren’t that weird of an idea.

Here’s the blurred, nipply performance photos:

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Did you ever want to see a photo of a dripping-wet Stephen Baldwin? No? Too bad, because here he is, in all his glory. That’s not water that dampens his skin, it’s Jesus’s tears. Can you tell my allergy medicine just kicked in? Anyway, doesn’t he look like he’s sucking in his gut big-time? Like he’s sucking and holding his breathe thinking “Takethepicturedammit.” I also think he might have laser eyes.

Now, Stephen wasn’t the only one tweaking his nipples for Cosmo UK. America’s Next Top Model judge and photographer Nigel Barker also posed with the ass of his wife. Judging from her ass alone, I don’t like her. Also: Holy Shadow Wang! Why didn’t someone turn on a desk lamp when they were doing pictures? Nigel’s got his legs spread and that towel is reaching for a stiff breeze.

There’s also Jesse Metcalfe, also known as “Who?” He looks like he smelled something.

But my favorite dude of the whole pictorial was this one – Louie Spence. Apparently, he’s the star of “Pineapple Dance Studios” which I guess is a show in England? I adore Louie because he has no qualms about rubbing a pineapple on his wang. Or is f-cking that pineapple? The pineapple is, at the very least, a close friend. I expect Louie’s publicist to issue a statement any moment now: “Louie and the pineapple are just costars, the pineapple is happily married.”

Photos courtesy of HuffPo.

Last week Lily Allen managed to expose her breasts not once but twice, after a period of not being photographed much. Some suggested that, in the lead up to a new album, it was a publicity stunt. Turns out, Lily just doesn’t like to wear a bra.

hello , i wore a loose fitting t shirt yesterday . I was very hot in London yesterday , and it’s no secret I don’t like wearing bras , besides i don’t need to, measuring in at 32A it hardly seems necessary .My boob fell out twice and people on the blogs are saying it was a publicity stunt . Can I just say , i have been keeping myself very much to myself recently , i’ve been gardening , decorating my new flat and looking after my greiving grandfather .

If i wanted publicity , i’d be accepting invitations not to mention money for turning up to glamourous events . I’m actually trying really hard to be out of the public eye , as I’m really proud of the work i’ve put into my album and I want people to appreciate the music , yes I enjoy attention and praise , thats why i went into this job . But don’t accuse me of purposely slipping out of my clothes to get attention and press . I hate the fact that there are always 10 middle aged men following me everywhere that i go .

I understand that it’s the price i pay for having a nice house and nice clothes , and i treat them with courtesy when i don’t think that they particularly deserve it . i’m a very independent person and I like to live as normal a life as anybody where I can ,I live by myself , i drive myself around and run all my errands by myself . It’s actually incredibly embarrasing and lonely when I’m walking down the street and men are chasing me with their cameras , drawing attention to me and people then pointing and taking out their camera’s and phones all getting in on the action . I’m 5″2 i’m 23 and this stuff gets to me every so often , so when you see pictures of ” lily looking , glum” or ” lily in tears , again” it’s not because i’m upset about my relationships or because i’m hungover . It’s because i’m on my own and people are pointing at me like an animal in the zoo , talking about me as if i’m not there, meanwhile 10 -20 guys are all making money catching every second of it . Anyway my point is , i would never use my body in that way , I’m just not that kind of girl .

Lily’s official myspace

I have a new sympathy for Lily – today I went to pick my kid up from school and it wasn’t until I got home I realized my shirt had slipped, revealing most of my bra. At least I had one on! Lily may have to face the wrath of the world for her moody glares, but does she have to face the snickers of the mommy set, and the comments at the next PTA meeting?

What Lily describes sounds more than lonely, to me it sounds terrifying. How would you feel having a few men follow you around, loitering outside of the home you live alone in? The British paparazzi are known for their vicious tactics, but this all seems a bit much.

The interest in Lily in Britain seems to be very high, she’s regularly featured in the tabloids (when Amy Winehouse is having a slow week), and she was recently papped on her way to her Nan’s funeral.

Note by Celebitchy: I appreciate what she’s saying about having 10 guys following her every day and feeling down about it, but if she knows that she’s popped out of her top twice would it kill her to wear a bra? The photos where she’s wearing an undershirt without a bra were taken after her two boob-baring incidents. If she doesn’t like bras there are always those nice tank tops with the built-in shelf bras. I’m smaller-chested like her and I love those. You never fall out of them, either.

The first two photos are NSFW:

Lily Allen is shown with her boob popping out of her top on 8/7/08. Credit: BARM/ Fame Pictures. She is also shown out shopping with her grandfather and getting coffee with a friend on 8/8/08. Credit: Kavi/WENN.

Mischa Barton has had several nip and full-blown boob slips in the fug outfits that she’s so famous for wearing. So this latest story that she flashed a nip at a children’s charity event isn’t that surprising. Her rep denies it, saying that that no one can prove with a picture, but there are pictures of her nips hanging out that night, and there are multiple other pictures of Mischa flashing her assets. In May, 2006 she wore a dress with a see-through panel over her boobs so they were clearly visible. About a year later she wore a loose lacy top that was cut down to her navel and fell open to reveal her full left boob, with Mischa smiling and looking all too aware of what was happening.

Mischa Barton shocked guests at a children’s charity event by accidentally flashing one of her nipples.

The actress experienced her wardrobe malfunction at the Save the Children event at New York’s Lincoln Centre – where guests included former US President George Bush Sr – last Thursday night.

One onlooker said: “Mischa was wearing a sparkly yellow dress and one of her nipples was blatantly showing! It was so not appropriate for Save the Children.”

A representative for the 21-year-old actress denies she bared her boob, saying: “It didn’t happen, because if it did, there would be a photo.”

[From Stuff.co.nz]

Mischa Barton is moving along at a decent pace with her career. IMDB has her appearing in 4 movies yet to come out this year, and another 3 next year. She was just announced as joining the cast of a thriller, Walled In, which will begin shooting in Canada in late October.

Here are pictures of Mischa on the night in question in a typically ugly sparkly dress. You can see the tops of her nips through the top, so it’s not that much of a stretch to think that her dress sagged at some point that night and revealed the whole thing.

Thanks to Splash News for the first two pictures. The others from that night are from PRPhotos, and the last images are of Mischa’s earlier boob slips, thanks to WWTDD and The Bastardly.

Claire Danes looks like she knows exactly what she’s doing while bending over in this loose blouse without a bra during an appearance on Canadian MTV to promote her movie Stardust. I hadn’t heard of the movie before, but I guess I have now. Boobs have always been an effective marketing tool.

Danes is in two movies opening this summer, Evening and Stardust. In Evening she plays a young Vanessa Redgrave. Redgrave’s character is dying and reminisces about her youth. It also stars Meryl Streep and Toni Collette. Stardust is a fantasy based on an illustrated novel by Neil Gaiman. Danes plays a star who becomes human in a mythical kingdom. [Details from The Detroit Free Press]

Danes will make her Broadway debut this fall in “Pygmalion” at New York’s Roundabout Theatre Company. She will play Eliza Doolittle, who wouldn’t have let a little boob slip faze her before she was brainwashed into being a lady.

First image from INFDaily. Last two images from WENN.

I just published a story about Victoria Beckham claiming that she maintains her figure with Japanese food, and found these pictures of her leaving Japanese restaurant Zuma last night with her husband David. The Sun jokes that they look like the help in these outfits:

HAVE DAVID and VICTORIA BECKHAM swapped clothes with their hired help for a day?

I only ask because of these photos which show Posh dressed like a French Maid and David looking very similar to a chauffeur.

Last week I tried to guess what the Real Madrid ace could have bought Victoria for Christmas that left her looking so, well, swell.

And, from these snaps, she must have been bursting to tell dinner pals GORDON and TANA RAMSAY all about David’s generous presents.

The foursome enjoyed a three-hour meal at top Japanese restaurant Zuma before leaving after midnight for a spot of clubbing at Fifty in St James’s, London.

David is also wearing a very skinny tie, so maybe we can expect that trend from the 80s to come back too. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen Posh’s nipples and I’m sure it won’t be the last.

Thanks to Faded Youth for these pictures.

DUI’s, nip slips, vag slips, damn she even carries her own handcuffs on her purse (I wonder who she’s planning to put those on tonight, hmm?). Yes people, Paris Hilton is one messed up girl. If you have ever wondered why Paris Hilton is the way she is, just take a look at her mother, Kathy Hilton.

The dirty ho doesn’t fall too far from the dirty ho tree.