I stopped paying attention to the Gallagher boys two seconds after I heard of them more than a decade ago. How many are there? There’s Noel and Drunky and Angry and Fighty, right? Or maybe there are just two? Or three? It doesn’t really matter, does it? One of the Gallagher boys – Noel – was on The Late Show with David Letterman last week. He just happened to be making a scheduled appearance the same night as Katie Holmes. Now, Noel has a blog, and he seems to update it with some regularity, so of course he wrote about how he literally ran into Katie backstage at The Late Show. His portrait of “The Kate-bot, Xenu’d” is not particularly flattering – you can read the whole blog post here, and this is the basic story:

… I was with my mate, and friend of the stars, “Scully”, who does like a celebrity meet and greet… From there we made our way to the Ed Sullivan theatre for the David Letterman show.

The Letterman show takes place in the Ed Sullivan theatre, on the very stage where that band The Beatles changed the world on the Ed Sullivan Show way back in 1963, I think?

On the show with us was some right-wing politician – who showed up with some very smartly turned out security – and top Scientologist Katie Holmes! (Mrs Tom Cruise)…more of which later.

…We literally bumped into that top Scientologist Katie Holmes on the way into the studio. We came out of the lift and BANG, there she was.

Now at this point my mate, and friend of the stars, Scully was doing a bit of filming for my website and managed to capture the moment. She did look a bit miffed at the various North-West accents and some vigorous handshaking, but there was no need to send one of her people over to demand the video be deleted!!!! Un-f–kin’-believable.

We didn’t let it spoil the day though. And what a day. Loved it.

[From Noel Gallagher’s blog post]

So, basically, some British boys were goofing around backstage at The Late Show and they introduced themselves to Katie and filmed her for two seconds and she sent “someone” (her Xenu handler?) to go over to Noel Gallagher and demand that he and his boys erase the tape. Was she doing drugs with them or something? Probably not. She’s probably just kind of a douche and she didn’t want to risk being teased or mocked on Noel’s blog (or anyone’s, I guess). She’s so sad.

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