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Jun 19
'08
Justin Timberlake loves to be nude… in front of dudes

Justin Timberlake and his long time friend Trace Ayala have a special relationship. His friend and business partner spilled the beans on the fact that Justin likes to walk around naked all the time.

“Superstar Justin Timberlake doesn’t hide anything from his longtime best friend, Trace Ayala. “I see the kid naked all the time, so if he is wearing a Speedo, I’m like ‘Yeah! He actually has clothes on!” Trace, 27, tells In Touch about Justin donning a tiny, skintight bathing suit in his latest flick, The Love Guru.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

Looks like Jessica Biel isn’t the only one who gets a daily view of of Justin’s “Timberlake.” Trace also approves of his relationship with the “7th Heaven” star turned young hot Hollywood member. Ol’ Sexy Back’s past loves include Britney Spears and Cameron Diaz. Biel is refreshing to the dating palate and JT’s BFF feels she is the one for Justin, adding that he hopes they’ll get married soon. The star power couple has recently started living together according to rumors.

“You know, I have never seen him with anyone like that - ever. She is the best. I love Jess.” Trace also told In Touch that Jessica helps the pair with their denim designs.

[From In Touch Weekly]

So let me get this straight….Justin and Trace have naked time and spend hours designing hip hugging jeans together? Hmmmm….for some reason I am guessing show tunes are also involved.

Here’s Justin and Trace Ayala at Street Sexy in Los Angeles in October 2006. Images thanks to WENN.

Posted in Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Nude

Written by CNH         23 Comments »
May 17
'08
Angelina Jolie topless on the deck of her villa in France (update)

Pregnant with twins Angelina Jolie made the questionable decision to change into her bathing suit on the deck of the villa in France where she’s staying with her family. Maybe she had a momentary lapse in judgment and forgot that there are often multiple paparazzi crouching in the bushes outside who have already taken photos that have been published in the latest celebrity glossies. They should put up some kind of barrier so they can go outside without being photographed.

These aren’t much to look at, but it’s Angelina Jolie and she’s topless, so these photos were hard to resist.

Update: Removed at lawyer’s request.

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Nude

Written by Celebitchy         53 Comments »
May 16
'08
Brigitte Nielsen wants to pose for Playboy… again

There was a brief time in my life several years ago when I was floundering emotionally and spiritually and somehow let myself watch a bit of reality television. Okay I really wasn’t floundering at all, but that’s the only excuse I could think of to justify it. And there’s a chance I was a mild fan of The Surreal Life. I often marveled at Brigitte Nielsen. The woman was as bizarre as they come, especially her odd relationship with Flava Flav.

I was pretty impressed that Sylvester Stallone married a woman so much older than him. Imagine my shock when I found out Nielsen was only 41 when she filmed the show. She looked at least 65. But clearly she doesn’t see it – Nielsen has announced that she’d like to celebrate the 20th anniversary of her Playboy cover by posing again.

Sylvester Stallone’s busty ex Brigitte Nielsen wants to celebrate the 20th anniversary of her Playboy magazine cover - by baring all for the men’s magazine again.

The actress/model announced her plans during an appearance on the Billy Bush Radio Show in Los Angeles, admitting she’ll undergo cosmetic surgery to look her best for the big reveal in December. Nielsen explains she’s planning a face lift and a boob lift and reduction.

She says, “I wanna look up and say, `Oh, I like myself. I don’t like my lines… I’m gonna do the boobs; I’m gonna lift them and be a bit more discreet and then I will do Playboy. Twenty years ago, I did the cover of Playboy… I wanna do Playboy December this year. I’m gonna be 45.”

[From Starpulse]

I hope that plastic surgery is going to involve at least 30 rounds of diamond-grade microdermabrasion. Botox would be good for all the wrinkles, but that woman’s face looks like a splotchy leather glove. She is a true testament to what hard living can do to your looks. Brigitte looks like she spent the last twenty years smoking cigarettes in a tanning bed.

Here are some other famous women born in 1963. Imagine their faces, and then look below to understand my point: Vanessa Williams, Kathy Ireland, Elle Macpherson, Natasha Richardson, Phoebe Cates, Tori Amos, Lauren Holly, Nicolette Sheridan… you get the point. They don’t all look like they’re 25, but none of them look 65 either. I’m not sure plastic surgery could even make Brigitte Nielsen look her real age. Something tells me she might want to focus on other endeavors… like sobriety and visiting the dermatologist regularly.

Header of Brigitte Nielsen and Mattia Dessi at the 12th Annual Prism Awards on April 24th. Images thanks to WENN.

Posted in Breakups, Brigitte Nielsen, Kate Hudson, Magazines, Nude, Owen Wilson, Photos, Plastic Surgery

Written by JayBird         15 Comments »
May 8
'08
Eva Mendes nude and topless in Italian Vogue


Eva Mendes appeared topless in a fantasy retro photo shoot for Italian Vogue. The 34 year-old recently rehabbed actress wears various corsets and 50s style wigs, her bare breasts peeking out from open bolero jackets in two shots. In one photo, she’s laying on a couch with a clear lucite tray table sitting across her chest, a filled highball glass waiting for the viewer as she looks up at the camera seductively. Another shot has her up against the wall with her eyes closed and a faraway smile on her face as a pair of women’s stockinged feet are mashed up against her breasts.

These are certainly sexy pictures and you have to wonder what kind of strategic career move Mendes was hoping to make. According to IMDB, Mendes has two films in post production and nothing else planned. She’s definitely trying to get someone’s attention, and it works for me. I like this approach much better than the staged vacation bikini pictures. Those are a dime a dozen. Now we know that Eva’s all natural and that she’s capable of acting seductive and aroused, and doing films set in the 40s, 50s, or 60s. There are plenty of roles for her.

Posted in Eva Mendes, Nude

Written by Celebitchy         21 Comments »
Apr 24
'08
Christina Ricci says it’s stupid to play a stripper in films


Christina Ricci has an opinion on Lindsay Lohan – don’t we all? – but for once it has to do with her acting roles and not her private life. Ricci says that Lohan somehow glamorized stripper roles in films, and that’s stupid.

Ricci claims stars like Lohan, who peeled off in 2007 movie I Know Who Killed Me, have created a culture of women who find flattery in misogyny.

She says, “It used to be something that we (women) were sort of ashamed of. You didn’t want to admit to people that you were a stripper.

“But now, the hottest thing to say is, ‘I can work a pole!’ Who gives a f**k? But it’s a huge weird thing.

“I mean, you see actresses, and their passion project is to play a stripper. It’s just stupid.”

Contact Music

A few years ago women were changing their attractive appearances to win Oscars. Remember Nicole Kidman’s nose in ‘The Hours’, Charlize Theron in ‘Monster’? Christina Ricci is currently doing it in ‘Penelope’ by wearing a pig’s nose on her otherwise flawless face.

There’s a little article this week in the Sydney Morning Herald about the volume of men now going full frontal in film, and how women don’t seem to react in quite the same way as men.

The 28-year-old comedian (Jason Segal, in Forgetting Sarah Marshall)is presented in full-frontal glory during a break-up scene that involves Segel naked, dripping wet and sobbing like a baby. No clever Austin Powers-style genital obfuscation with props. No artful lighting to preserve any mystery. And the camera cuts away from close-ups of his teary face (he’s being dumped by his girlfriend, the titular Sarah, played by Kristen Bell) to wider, phallus-inclusive shots three times.

At the South by Southwest festival, Segel almost brought the house down with laughter every time he was shown au naturel.

Segel wrote the film’s script, basing the scene on a real-life naked break-up of his own. The actor-writer contemplated inequalities between male and female film nudity before putting himself on display.

“When a woman does nudity in a movie, men immediately switch into a sexual mode,” he says. “For women, from what I understand, it’s not like that. They see a naked, out-of-shape man crying and it’s funny - something weird, disturbing and disgusting we can all laugh at.”

Maybe it is the increase in male nudity that is encouraging women to do more confronting nude scenes as strippers. Or maybe it’s just a result of the pole dancing work out craze, why bother to develop a skill if you can’t use it at work?

I tried the whole pole dance work out phenomenon. You really have to be very coordinated not to injure yourself. I think I gained 5 pounds waiting for my arms to stop hurting.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Christina Ricci and the cast of “Speedracer” are shown at the Grand Prix on 4/19/08, thanks to PRPhotos. Susan Sarandon looks great! Also shown are Matthew Fox, Emile Hirsch, John Goodman, and racers Gerardo Bonila and Ben Devlin.

Posted in Christina Ricci, Lindsay Lohan, Nude, Susan Sarandon

Written by Helen         12 Comments »
Apr 8
'08
Heather Mills nude photos surface - look at your own peril

The nude photos that Heather “Distasteful and volatile” Mills tried to keep hidden for years have gone public. Before Mills met her now ex-husband Paul McCartney, she agreed to pose nude in some photos for a British fashion photographer in 1999 for her landmine charity. Some of the photos feature Heather wearing her prosthetic leg, and others show her without it. But all the photos show her naked. Beacuse nothing says “charity” like nude photos, right?

When Heather married Paul, she used his legal team to intimidate against releasing the photos- but now that Mills doesn’t have her husband’s lawyers to stop it, the photos have hit the Internet. Are you ready for these?

Heather had vowed the provocative shoot–with just her hand, a bag and some clever lighting protecting her modesty–would never see the light of day. They were taken by top fashion photographer Tony McGee in 1999 before she met Sir Paul. Originally she hoped they would promote her anti-landmine charity work.

A source said: “But Heather figured Paul would take a pretty dim view if suddenly a load of nude pictures of her came out. It wasn’t just this shoot she worried about—there was the infamous porn-style German sex manual she starred in too.Quite a few people got phone calls and she made it very clear that the McCartney legal team would come down like a ton of bricks if the pictures ever went public.”

Mucca claimed in her book, Out On A Limb, that she turned her back on raunchy modelling aged 17. She said: “Posing topless just didn’t satisfy me.”

It seems stripping off entirely obviously did.

[From News of the World]

Heather’s body looks pretty good in the photos, actually. But that face– that hideous face! She had that same haughty expression with her mouth half-hanging open way before she married Paul McCartney. I only hope that as she does the press junket to promote her appearance as a judge at the Miss USA pageant, everyone asks her about these so we can see her have one of those meltdowns on American TV just like the one she had on UK television. Better yet, I hope Donny and Marie ask her about these photos live, at the pageant! Ok, now I just might watch.

Posted in Heather Mills, Nude, Photos

Written by MSat         33 Comments »
Mar 29
'08
Kate Beckinsale swears off nude scenes

British actress Kate Beckinsale has declared that she won’t go nude in any of her film roles. A lot of people are going to hate me for saying this, but I really appreciate it when actresses say they won’t do nude scenes. I’m no prude, for me it’s more a matter of equality. The ratio of naked women to naked men onscreen must be 25 to 1 or something. Let’s at least have a little parity here. Frankly if I were a man I’d feel a little insulted: the MPAA seems to find your equipment a lot more offensive to the senses than a woman’s comparable parts. Just a hint of the manly goods sends movie ratings sky high. And I don’t mean “ratings” in the sense of reviews. Kate Beckinsale’s reasons for keeping her panties on are a lot more logical than my equality-based nonsense: she was traumatized as a young girl when her actress mother went nude and kids taunted her. So she’s promised she won’t do the same to her nine-year-old daughter.

Kate Beckinsale has vowed never to appear naked in a movie, after she was bullied at school when her actress mum stripped on TV. The episode traumatised Beckinsale - whose mother is veteran British TV star Judy Loe - and she is determined not to subject her nine-year-old daughter Lily to the same humiliation. She tells AOL Movies, “My mum was an actress, and she did a nude scene on television when I was about 9 or 10, and the crisis I had when everyone came to school the next day and told me they’d seen my mother naked just makes me kind of, you know … I’m not in a big rush to do that to my child. “She’s embarrassed enough that I’m an actress at all, without me being naked as well.”

[From Contact Music]

Looking out for the mental health/social well-being of your child is a pretty good reason to keep your clothes on. Men just don’t seem to face anywhere near the same amount of pressure. I love the excuse that sometimes a role just calls for nudity, and it has to be done. Alright then, but why is it always calling just for naked women? Hmm, something to ponder of dinner tonight. Reese Witherspoon recently made the same comments as Kate, and has pledge that she’ll keep her clothes on. I totally support this move. Of course if at any point the gentlemen would like to contribute to some equality, I’ll support that too.

Here’s Kate Beckinsale at the Los Angeles Premiere of “Snow Angels” on February 28th, 2008. Images thanks to PR Photos.

Posted in Kate Beckinsale, Movies, Nude

Written by JayBird         14 Comments »
Mar 19
'08
Kristin Davis’ ex boyfriend is the one who sold the nude photos of her

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Most of you thought I was wrong when I first said that those Kristin Davis nude photos couldn’t be her due to their dubious origin. I thought that the woman looked younger than her, but many of you pointed out that the hairline and features were exactly the same and that the photos could have been taken years ago.

It turns out that they’re pictures from over 15 years ago and that a creepy ex boyfriend of Kristin’s sold them to someone else. Then they passed hands again a couple of times until they ended up online. These are just stills and there is no sex tape coming:

The photos, we’re told, were snapped in 1992 by an ex-boyfriend. That’s right, they are just photos — no sex tape, fellas! According to reports, 20 photos are making the rounds, but actually it’s not quite 20.

We’re told the ex-boyfriend was pissed at Kristin and then sold the photos to a third party. Classy, huh?

The third party got involved in a business venture with another guy and we’re told that guy pilfered the pics and they ended up online.

[From TMZ]

There is no way I’m ever letting my husband take naked photos of me for this reason. It doesn’t matter how much you trust the person or how in love you are, don’t tape or photograph anything you don’t want people to see.

Kristin was 27 when these photos were taken and she looks much younger than that. She’s a gorgeous woman and most of us have done what she’s doing (except for Pink), we just don’t all have photos of it.

Davis’ rep has denied that these photos are her and says that there is no sex tape. That seems to be at least partially true.

Update: All photos have been removed due to a cease and desist received. We are sorry for any distress they may have caused.

Posted in Kristin Davis, Nude, Photos

Written by Celebitchy         20 Comments »
Feb 27
'08
Diablo Cody nude photos have Oscar winner saying she put them out herself


You’ve probably seen these pictures by now since they came out last night and all, but here are the Diablo Cody “scandalous” photos that aren’t much more than topless pics. She comes across like she’s fun and doesn’t take herself too seriously, and considering what she must have been up to these photos aren’t that big of a deal.

Diablo blogged that she doesn’t really care that people are publishing these old photos again since she’s the one who put them online in the first place. She titled this entry VIVA TRASH!

Hey! Did you guys hear about the “nude” (except not really) pics I voluntarily posted on the Internet myself? What a tantalizing “scoop!” Seriously, I thought nudity was only a scandal if it the photos were leaked by some crumb-bum rat or vengeful ex. I personally put my vag out there with pride, ladies and gents. And you bet your ass I’d do it again if the Beef Council would cough up the proper endorsement money.

Bitches are lucky I don’t get naked now. I’m built for comfort these days. However, tempt me long enough and I just might drop ‘em…

As I’ve said in the past, they can dress me up, they can give me awards, they can coach me on the right responses, and they can sand the callouses off my giant fucking feet, but I will always be me. And I will never be ashamed.

No secrets, ever. (Well, hardly any.) Just like I promised.

[From Cody Diablo’s blog on MySpace]

I love how she says she’s “built for comfort!” Cody worked for a year as an exotic dancer in Minneapolis, an experience she used to write her memoir Candy Girl: A Year in the Life of an Unlikely Stripper. I read the excerpt available on Amazon.com, and now I want to read the entire book. It was funny, quirky, and well written. She describes how she ditched Chicago at the age of 24 to move to Minneapolis for a guy she met online. She starts off with a boring office job and gets antsy, at which point I assume she starts working as a stripper but that’s where the excerpt cut off.

Cody, 29, just took home the Oscar for best screenwriting for Juno, a coming of age story about a pregnant teenager.

She is currently in an undisclosed location trying to catch some sleep after the Oscars and has asked people to try and guess through her MySpace blog where she is.

Thanks to Egotastic and Drunken Stepfather for these pics. She seems like a lot of fun.

Posted in Diablo Cody, Nude

Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
Feb 26
'08
Marion Cotillard’s nude scenes and sex scenes

Oscar winning actress Marion Cotillard appeared nude multiple times in the sexually explicit 2002 French film Une affaire privée. She is seen in a sexy dance with other women, in several sex scenes (some of which are violent: warning there was a scene that was mildly disturbing), nude around the house, putting on lotion, you get the point. In fact there are almost 5 minutes of nude scenes in the clip below. It’s not quite soft porn, but it’s pretty close, and the gorgeous actress is not afraid of taking it off or of appearing without makeup on screen. Cotillard is 32 although she looks much younger, and was 27 when this film came out. She won the Oscar on Sunday for best actress for her portrayal of tragic French singer Édith Piaf in La Vie En Rose.

According to Fandago, the film is about a seedy private detective investigating the disappearance of a student. Cotillard seems to play the detective’s lover. A commentor on IMDB noted that the plot is pretty complicated and hard to follow. If you know French and/or have seen this film and can provide more insight, please comment.

As someone who now lives in Europe, I can say that nudity is generally not considered titillating and that Cotillard is most likely not ashamed of her work in this film. She shouldn’t be, either. Hopefully her Oscar win will propel her to new levels of international success.

This clip is not for under-18 and not for work.

Update: Many of our French readers say this is a well known film featuring top actors and that these type of scenes are in almost every French film:

I can say.. that’s absolutely normal in French films, since decades. In France, no one is fazed by such appearances, I even get the feeling it doesn’t feel like a real movie if someone doesn’t run around naked, do a sex scene, a rape scene, a lotion scene or all of the above. I know, ’cause I’m half French.

[Comment by Anna]

And reader Bellatrix confirms that this is a top film, and offers a plot summary. Cotillard plays the best friend of the woman who is missing:

I am SURE this is not something Cotillard will now be ashamed of. Nudity is a part of art in Europe, especially in French movies.

This was not some cheap movie that now needs to be hidden. Its cast is a rather important one (Thierry Lhermitte, Samuel Le Bihan, Frédéric Diefenthal, Jean-Pierre Darroussin, Clovis Cornillac : big French names and very well known actors)

The movie deals with the story of Rachel’s disappearing. Her mother hires a private investigator, François Manéri, to find out what has happened to her.

He stumbles upon a very complex case. A very private business (affaire, in French, has several meanings : business deal/real life scenario in a very general sense/intimate relationship)… Which is echoed throughout the title.

François (the guy played by the very, very famous Thierry Lhermitte in the first scene of this video) will thus meet all those close to Rachel to try to find a trace of her.

There is her best friend played by Cotillard (Clarisse in the movie), Rachel’s ex-boyfriend, her stepfather and her neighbours. They all seem to be linked together (and to Rachel) in very odd and complicated ways. The more he investigates, the stranger the story becomes.

In the end, one starts to wonder who Rachel really was… I won’t spoil it though!

[Comment by Bellatrix]

Posted in Marion Cotillard, Nude

Written by Celebitchy         See post for comments
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