I don’t know if these pictures of Owen Wilson’s ass are new, but they’re new to me and his butt is pretty cute so I’ll publish them.

Owen likes asses himself, and responded to an allegation that he tossed a woman’s salad for two hours by saying that “there’s lots of different paths to the waterfall.”

Owen is helping Kate Hudson find her way to the waterfall. The new couple have to spend time apart over the next few weeks as they work on film projects on different continents, but friends say that Owen and Kate’s relationship is solid and that Owen has become “like part of the family.”

Not everyone is reportedly pleased with Kate’s hookup so soon after - or preceding - the breakup of her marriage to Chris Robinson. Her mother Goldie is said to be encouraging Kate to reconcile with Robinson, who is the father of her two year-old son Ryder.

Pictures found at Hollywood Grind and I’m unsure where they’re from or when they were taken. If better ones come out I’ll publish them.

If you’re a celebrity you better have a shredder and use it. A garbageman hired to take out Marsha Cross’ trash came across 200 completely intact photos of her naked. He also got ahold of her tax return.

He says she’s a real redhead, and that the law says that it’s finders keepers when something is in the garbage. He tried to extort a bunch of money from her in exchange for the sexy pictures, which are said to have been taken by her husband before she was pregnant, but she has understandably hired a lawyer and is fighting to get them back:

“There are some pictures of her showering outside,” Schmidt tells us. “She looks absolutely gorgeous. And yes, the carpet does match the curtains.”

Schmidt is representing the owner of a carting firm hired to remove trash from Cross’ home in L.A. According to Schmidt, one of the firm’s employees discovered the photos when he got to the dump.

Cross is demanding their return. Her lawyers argue that no matter where the photos were found, they are the copyrighted property of Cross and her husband, Tom Mahoney, who may have taken some of them. Cross’ attorneys maintain the photos were thrown out by mistake.

“The pictures were not stolen,” says Schmidt. “When you throw something away, you forfeit that property.

“We recognize the copyright issue, but U.S. copyright law stops at the border,” he adds. Schmidt won’t say whether he’s ready to shop the shots abroad.

Just as he did earlier this year, when he offered to sell Paris Hilton the embarrassing contents of a rent-due storage locker that went up for public auction, Schmidt has invited Cross to buy back her trash.

“I’m not looking to mortify Ms. Cross,” says Schmidt. “I just want the most money for my client.”

He says that Cross’ representatives have so far balked at his price, which he won’t name.

Schmidt says his client also has Cross’ tax returns. “I know how much she made, but out of respect for Ms. Cross, I won’t discuss it,” he says.

Cross is pregnant with twins due in April, and doesn’t need the stress from a lawsuit. She’s sure to look gorgeous in the nude photos and how damaging can it be if they get out? I don’t understand the big deal over some nude pictures, but I live in Europe and am used to seeing a bunch of naked hairy fat guys when I take a sauna at the gym.

Pictures and story via The Blemish.

Nicky Hilton is promoting her new Nicky O Hotel, and I guess that the posterboard collage she made to announce it wasn’t cutting it for her, so she enlisted the help of a bunch of nude models. The press version will undoubtedly feature hands and props covering all the right places, but these candids show the models in all their buff glory.

Nicky recently dumped her boyfriend, Kevin Connelly. There were rumors that Connelly was cheating on her, and Nicky was overheard screaming at someone on the phone and yelling “I hate you.”

From the look of the railing next to Nicky, her hotel needs some work before it’s launched. In a poorly-worded press release, Nicky O’s hotel in South Beach, Miami promises to mix a social celebrity experience with Nicky’s vision of luxury, including the scent of gardenias throughout and mini cupcakes on guest’s pillows.

Jessica Alba was a sexy bride on the set of “The Fantastic Four 2.” She is seen wearing a form fitting strapless wedding dress and carrying a simple bouquet.

Alba has dissapointed male fans everywhere yet again by reasserting the fact that she’s not going to get naked on screen:

Alba also recently said she quit being a born again Christian because her pastor told her it was her fault guys hit on her:

So I guess we can blame Alba’s youth pastor for the fact that she won’t get nude on screen now. Someone should dig up that guy’s name so we can send him rude mail.

Pictures from novedades de famosas via JJB.

Hot on the stripper heels of their wildly popular S&M photoshoot for Flaunt Magazine. Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese have decided to give the dirty, old world more of the sort of bounteous charms that the world so seems to love.

The two will be portraying the sexy, soapy, sixteenth century d’Estree sisters — famous in France for their incesty bathtub antics.

Thats right hardly ever Naked Nude Scarlett Johansson combined with almost always Naked Nude Dita Von Teese … in a French Bathtub Frolic. This year Halloween is being held in The Candy Factory, Bill Gates is covering Santa’s Shopping overhead and George Clooney really does want to marry you.

The upcoming film “Mémoires secrets de Gabrielle d’Estrée” (The Secret Memoirs of Gabrielle d’Estrée) will be based on the 16th century diary of King Henry IV ’s mistress and directed by Sophia Coppola — Hollywood’s current go to gal for frothy royal romps.

Speaking eponymously to a grumpy reporter — the much lauded Coppola said, ‘ I’ve been rather disappointed with the lukewarm reception for my Marie Antoinette (starring Kirsten Dunst) — and the inevitable conclusion I’ve drawn is that the snaggle tooth did me in. When casting blondes … you should go for interesting cleaavage not interesting dental presentation.

” I had thought of the Dunst snaggle-tooth as a bit of a dodge around the Hapsburg chin question… quirky but still attractive, but I see now that if you are going to direct a bodice ripper … its best to fill that bodice till its cup runneth over.

And when I think of Bodice cups running over …. I think of Scarlett Johansson!”

SoCo you are not alone in that thought process.

Miss Scarlett herself has famously referred to the generous bodice fillers as ‘My Girls’ and confessed her pleasure in taking the girls out for a stroll down the red carpet. Now in combination with Coppola and Von Teese … its Girl Power Redux.

“Im looking forward to working with Dita, ” continued Coppola, ” She has that terriffic old-fashionedy feeling– so great for historical movies — what with the vintage outfits and retro-hair. She’s like Debi Mazar without the accent –and of course usually without the clothes.”

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This is a viral marketing campaign for Remington, but it’s so subtle and entertaining that it deserves a watch. There’s not a lot of pubic hair on display, it’s mostly covered up and stylized with feathers, but there’s plenty of T&A, so hide it if you’re watching at work.

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Rachel Bilson refused to get naked for her movie debut in Zach Braff’s “Last Kiss,” so a body double was hired to do her nude scenes:

“Last Kiss” is a film about a young guy trying to find himself, but it’s said to be much more nuanced than Braff’s last film, “Garden State.” The film comes out on September 15th.

Here’s the trailer:

And here are pictures of Rachel Bilson at the “Last Kiss” screening in NY on September 8th.

First cute character actor William H. Macy slammed Lohan in a roundabout way by saying that actors who show up late to work should get their asses kicked for making everyone wait and holding up production. Now Jane Fonda is telling Lohan that if she doesn’t slow down and focus on her work she’s going to end up nearly 70 and still worrying that the threeway sex tape she made with her ex-partner is going to be released someday.

In an interview with “Access Hollywood,” Fonda praised studio head James G. Robinson for writing that letter telling Lohan to quit pleading exhaustiong after partying, and then tried to backtrack at the end by saying she just wants to mother Lohan since Dina’s so bad at it, and oh, she’s talented too:

We all know that about Lindsay, and it’s nice to hear straight talk from an established actress.

Everyone also knows that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t wear panties and keeps it all smooth-shaven. (How she doesn’t get those bumps is beyond me. Jenna Jameson wrote in her biography that the porn stars avoid them by using antibiotic ointment after they shave. This works like partially, I’ve uh heard.) I am publishing that crotch shot photo, I really couldn’t pass it up. It’s the first thumbnail at the bottom and is clearly marked.

In related news, Lindsay royally pissed off her “longterm” boyfriend, Pink Taco founder Harry Morton, when she flirted openly with the DJ at a party. She was also said to have given her number out to two different guys at a club last night and to have not hung out with Harry all night. Those two are breaking up any day now.

To the commentor who asked why I keep reporting on Lindsay/Paris/Jessica, they’re low hanging fruit, and stories come out about those skanks every day. Sometimes I resist, sometimes I don’t.

Lindsay is show turning to the side, coughing and showing her goods [via] and getting stalked by photographers outside Cipriani restaurant in London on 9/9. [via]