Marc Anthony took out a bizarre ad in Variety, declaring his love for J.Lo in the format of a film script:

This is our theory, and we have reader Angelika to thank for the insight: something is totally wrong with Marc Anthony. He looks deathly ill, with bags under his eyes and a sunken face. We think he’s suffering quietly from an illness and wants to let Lopez know in the most public way possible that he loves her. Doesn’t this seem like the type of thing a dying person would do? He says “Here’s to never waking up, Baby,” in the ad, which could be a dual reference to the dream-like state of love and death. Unless their two year marriage is in trouble, which would be completely uncharacteristic of J.Lo, it seems like the most plausible explanation.

We’re oversensationalizing this story, though, because there were three other ads from studios praising J.Lo in that issue of Variety, and Anthony probably just wanted to add his loving regards.

P. Diddy says that he likes a woman’s nether region fully waxed so he can do his thing. Now that’s normal and a lot of guys agree with him. What’s not normal is the fact that he goes on to say that he likes to wash their hair before he gets busy:

All I can think of is that episode of The X Files where the serial killer washed his victims’ hair and trimmed their nails before killing them. It’s creepy to say that you like to wash women’s hair and it skeeves me out that Diddy is into that.

Here’s Diddy at a listening party for Cheri Dennis’ Album on April 12th. He is shown with Usher, Andre Harrell, Cherri Dennis, Sean Combs and Tracey Weyper.

Tom Cruise brought his crazy public image to new heights by declaring in his GQ interview that he’s going to eat Katie’s placenta:

He obviously realized how scary he sounded and tried to back down. He’ll have to chow down and leave right afterwards. He plans to promote the hell out of MI3, and will appear next Monday in Rome for the film’s first premiere.

Here’s Katie shopping in Beverly Hills. [via]
Was she impregnated with L. Ron’s sperm?! It seems more likely.

Britain’s Daily Record noticed a resemblance between Reese’s character in Penelope, now filming in London, and Crazyfrog, the ringtone mascot that’s wildly popular in Europe.

We see it too.

TMZ had a report in the “Rumor has it” section earlier today that Reese Witherspoon was likely planning a baby to save her relationship with Ryan Phillippe. The article featured a picture of Ryan deep in conversation with a female extra that is said to have enraged Reese.

Now the article has mysteriously gone missing while the other two items in that section are still available. Reese must be as powerful as her reputation suggests.

25 year-old Didi Knoblauch, who made it into the top ten of Germany’s Idol on a technicality when one of the other finalists had to leave, recently admitted to being a woman trapped in a man’s body. Didi, who was born Diana Knoblauch, told Germany’s Bild that he felt like a boy from a young age. (Article is in German)

Didi, whose over-the-top out-of-tune performances and arrogant personality made him an unlikely Idol star, inexplicably lasted until the Top 5. He swayed and swaggered on stage in an attempt to overcompensate for his lack of masculinity. When told by one of the judge that a performance was poor, he snapped back that at least he was a better singer than the judge.

Didi, aka Diana, had surgery at a cost of 2,200 Euro two years ago to remove his breasts. He is considering cosmetic surgery that will create a penis out of skin taken from the forearm, but the operation is out of reach at more than 50,000 Euro.

In the interview with Bild, Knoblauch, whose last name means “Garlic” in his native German, said that he was dumped by his girlfriend 9 months ago and is not over it. He also said that the women who date him are not looking for “Long John Silver,” they fall in love with him as a person. He also claims to be a favorite of his girlfriends’ mothers.

We wish all transsexuals a happy and productive life in a body that they’re comfortable with. There’s nothing wrong with that and society should be more accepting. Didi is just an idiot and will remain so regardless of the gender he chooses.

Here is Didi’s official website, and here he is with some thrilled fans. Two more pictures after the jump

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Unabashed racist sperm donor Vincent Gallo made an appearance at the LA Fashion week kick-off dinner at Mr. Chow’s last night. He looks like he wants to go into hiding, but isn’t quite sure if he can give up the free food.

Gallo isn’t all about pimping himself on eBay for an exhorbitant sum. His friend Mickey Rourke revealed that Gallo helped him through a rough patch by giving him 100k in a paper bag for a brief appearance in Buffalo 66:

Where does someone get $100,000 in a paper bag? Obviously Gallo was keen to get rid of it quickly.

I was watching German kids’ TV when an ad came on for a toy aimed at the under-served ‘tween girls’ temporary tattoo market. It’s a DIY home tattoo studio called “Style Up.” It features 9 stencils in tattoo-like patterns and even has a pretend tattoo gun that can be loaded with one of three different colored markers.

The ad says in German that you can apply the temporary tattoos on an arm, stomach or wherever you wish. They’re also guaranteed washable.

This reminds me of the now-defunct “Baby Ink” hoax site that featured pictures of children getting tattoos.

This is a real toy, though, that will help train a new generation of German tattoo artists.