SEX. That’s all I can think about when I look at photos of Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez. After spending most of their time together (SEX) in Europe and Africa, Olivier flew in to LA to spend some time with his girl. I LOVE how Halle is playing this – they’re f-cking and they’re international, and yes, she’ll travel for her piece, but she’ll also make him come to her. Of course, I’m also convinced that Olivier isn’t Halle’s only piece. Just the other day, she went on what looked like a “date” with another dude. My guess is that Olivier got jealous and flew to LA so he could demand that Halle give up her other pieces.

Oscar winning actress and mature hotty Halle Berry meets up with her new hunk and just arrived “Dark Tide” co-star Olivier Martinez in West Hollywood, CA on October 7th, 2010. Their budding romance has hit a new level as only a week ago Halle flew to the City of Love – Paris just to meet him for a day. Amoré is in the air as Olivier can’t seem to live without her either.

[From Fame Pictures]

My take? Olivier is more into Halle than she’s into him. Olivier is the one who is all “Come back to Paris, I need you” and Halle is all “I’ve got bidness in LA” and Olivier is all “Fine, I’ll come to you.” Also: Olivier seems to have some kind of injured arm. I bet Halle bit him while they were f-cking. See? It’s all I can think about.

Here are some additional pics of them last week in France. Oh la la.

Back in LA yesterday:

Halle and Olivier in LA on October 7, 2010, and in France on Sept. 29, 2010. Credit: Fame and Bauer-Griffin.

In case you can’t tell from these grainy photos, Halle Berry is back in Paris, being loved up with her hot French lover, Olivier Martinez (a better photo of the two of them here). They’ve actually been spotted a few times in Paris and London over the past month. Halle has been all over the place, actually – from South Africa to France to England, then she was in New York for several events, and now back to Paris. Whirlwind love affair? Actually, I don’t know Olivier came with her NYC. She keeps her piece in Europe. Probably because she doesn’t want Olivier rocking the boat with her American pieces.

It’s back to Paris for new couple Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez!

Weeks after being spotted smooching in the City of Light, the Dark Tide costars, both 44, have returned to the French capital, where they set off Tuesday for lunch at their favorite eatery, La Palette, in the St. Germain neighborhood.

Berry flew in from Los Angeles, where she took her daughter Nahla, 2, shopping at furniture store CB2 in West Hollywood on Sunday.

Martinez and Berry have been spotted getting amorous all over Europe. In additional to their cozy time in Paris, the two were seen grabbing coffee hand-in-hand in London.

[From People]

I can already predict the tabloid stories: Halle determined to move to Paris to be with Olivier! Then: Gabriel Aubry tells Halle, “Not with my daughter!” And on and on. But I don’t think Halle is going to move to Paris for her piece. She might make him move to LA, though. I have heard that Olivier moved to LA a few years ago, but I really do think he moved back to Paris when he was dating Elsa Pataky. We’ll see. I’m just glad to see that even Halle Berry isn’t above traveling for c-ck.

Here are some older photos of Halle and Olivier:

There isn’t really anything new in this Us Weekly story – it’s just their version of a confirmation of the “romance” between Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez, which People reported/confirmed days ago. But Us Weekly has their own sources, and those sources are romantics. The basic story is that Halle and Olivier are not “just boning” as I would have thought. According to these sources, it’s a very passionate, intense romance. Sigh… damn, the sex must be awesome and nasty, right? It’s always nice when two sexual freaks can get together and be “intense.”

Nice rebound, Halle Berry! Months after her announced split from longtime model beau Gabriel Aubry, Berry was been spotted this week in Paris kissing, cuddling and holding hands with a new handsome hunk: Olivier Martinez, her French costar in Dark Tide, a currently-shooting thriller.

“Yes, it’s a romance,” a source close to Martinez confirms to UsMagazine.com.

Berry, 43, and Martinez, 44 are “sharing an intense passion,” the insider adds. “They were instantly attracted to each other” when Dark Tide began filming in South Africa a couple months ago.

Perhaps best known in the U.S. for his role as Diane Lane’s super-sexy extra-marital lover in the flick Unfaithful, Paris-born and raised Martinez dated pop singer Kylie Minogue for about four years; they parted ways in 2007.

After nearly four years together, Berry and Aubry, 34, announced their split this May. They share a daughter, Nahla, 2, and have been spotted spending lots of quality time together with their little girl.

Berry recently told Vogue she and Aubry are “still friends, we love each other very much, and we both share the love of our lives…[he is] an amazing father.”

[From Us Weekly]

My take – and this judgment comes from reading Halle’s most recent interview in Vogue – is that Halle is still screwed up about men and relationships, and she is truly and honestly not looking to jump into another relationship. That being said, I think Halle likes to get laid, often and well (good girl). Even though the tabloids and their “sources” are praying that this will be an intense relationship that lasts months and even years, I doubt it. Halle and Olivier might be able to hold this sh-t together until the film opens next year or whenever, but my guess is that Halle is going to be all “see ya, bitch” in a few months or sooner.

You heard it here first! Not really. But now it’s totally on, and it’s confirmed by photo evidence. Halle Berry is totally hitting it with her Dark Tide costar Olivier Martinez. A few weeks ago, the tabloids were saying that Halle was/is “torn between two lovers” – Olivier and Gabriel Aubry. But now it’s looking like Halle is just boning Olivier. People Magazine has a blurry, grainy photo of Halle kissing Olivier, and it looks hot as hell. There are just some people… when they couple up, I just have a thought of “Yeah, I would watch their sex tape.” This is one of those times.

The City of Lights has become the City of Love for Halle Berry.

Berry, 44, has been spotted cozying up to her Dark Tide costar Olivier Martinez, 44, in his hometown of Paris. The two have been seen smooching and exploring the city, embracing a Hollywood-style romance straight out of a movie.

“It was the classic ‘I’m going to kiss you here in a dark corner’ move,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE of Berry and Martinez’s romantic romp. “And she was waiting to be kissed.”

The duo spent Sunday afternoon combing through the streets arm in arm, taking in a pit stop at the Paris flea market.

“They had their arms around each other as they walked,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. “They were both smiling and laughing Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple – absolutely looked like more than friends.”

The two sped off on Martinez’s motorcycle before dining at the intimate Casa Bini restaurant. After dinner, Martinez led Berry on a cozy back-streets tour of the St. Germain district at dusk, including Place Saint-Sulpice and its fountain. En route to his Paris pad, the couple stopped along a narrow street and kissed in a doorway for two minutes, says an onlooker.

[From People]

Oh, it’s on, bitches. I know Halle is weird and f-cked up about men, but I admire the girl’s taste. There are much worse pieces for her to be all up on than Olivier. Sure, his prime was past several years ago, but he’s still fine, and yes, I would still hit it until that RatFace couldn’t handle it anymore. Bless Halle’s heart. You know that sex is dirty as hell.

Halle & Olivier on August 12, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Have you heard the one about Halle Berry being pregnant again? That rumor is going around because there are some recent photos of Halle looking a little roundish in her midsection, and now some sources are claiming that she and Gabriel Aubry are getting back together, because of course the baby is his right? I mean, it’s not like they broke up months before we actually heard about their split and it’s not like Halle wasn’t already getting some action post-split, right? Oh, wait. And beyond that, Halle just has a little belly – seriously, people are always calling Bump Watch on her, and it never pans out.

Next up: the alleged Gabriel Aubry reunion, and Halle being “torn” between two lovers. That’s right, The National Enquirer is trying to create a love triangle based on photo evidence from Halle’s new movie, which is filming in South Africa and Europe. The other player in the love triangle? Halle’s costar, Olivier Martinez. Now, I’ve always thought that Olivier is the kind of dude who would f-ck you and then go hit on your mom. So I’ll buy that he was trying to get with Halle, and I wouldn’t blame her for breaking off a piece, just for fun. But I doubt this whole scenario:

Halle Berry is grappling with a love dilemma – and she’s being pursued by Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry.

“Olivier is desperately trying to work his way into her heart,” an insider told the Enquirer. But Halle had already invited Gabriel on location with her during filming, so he could care for their daughter.

“Halle really likes Olivier, and he’s been coming on to her big-time,” confided the source. “But Gabriel has sensed something is up, and he’s often on the set, trying to keep Halle and Olivier apart.”

“Halle doesn’t know whether to keep trying with Gabriel or give it up for Olivier because he’s sexy, smart and mature.” Her dashing costar has “poured on the charm and compliments and told Halle she is the sexiest woman he’s ever met. They’ve been spotted hugging and holding hands in between takes. And they’re been hanging out off set, too.”

Meanwhile, Gabriel is “steaming with jealousy,” according to the source. “He can see that she is falling for Olivier.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition]

Of course it’s awkward when your ex is spending all day with your kid and then you get home from work and you’re like, “Is the baby asleep?” and he’s like “Yeah, I just put her down, and I was about to open a bottle a wine-” and you interrupt him to say, “Good for you, hope you don’t get too drunk, because I’m about to go out and GET LAID.” I buy that Olivier is laying on the charm too – he probably wants Halle as another notch on his proverbial bedpost. Plus, she’s gorgeous and why not? Survey says: Olivier and Halle are boning.

Halle & Olivier on August 12, 2010. Credit: WENN.

Yesterday, we did a little preview of Star Magazine’s cover story this week, all about how Angelina Jolie does voodoo, and Brad cries like a little girl. Actually, I think the tabloids are legally obligated to add “…and Brad cries like a little girl” at the end of every Angelina story. Anyway, Jezebel has a much better preview, and hell, why not? According to Star’s preview/excerpt of Andrew Morton’s biography of Jolie, Morton will reveal several of the men Angelina was fooling around with before (and perhaps during) her relationship with Brad. Ralph Fiennes! We’ve heard that one before, from obscure British tabloid journalist Jenny Paul. According to Jenny Paul, “An insider claims that Angelina and Ralph Fiennes met for regular S&M sex sessions at a hotel in London. ‘They would order room service and watch the news together in bed afterward.’” Sexy, isn’t it? Some handcuffs and whips, then some CNN.

Anyway, the new(-ish) men mentioned by Star/Morton are Lenny Kravitz and Ethan Hawke. Scandal! Here’s a little more:

The claims here are from Angelina: An Unauthorized Biography by Andrew Morton. Angelina told Brad he was the first married man she’d ever slept with, but she actually has a thing for married men, according to this story.

Angie hooked up with Ethan Hawke while he was with Uma Thurman; she hooked up with Lenny Kravitz a bunch, and also did it with Ralph Fiennes.

The mag dug up some old quotes about heroin and threw in some crazy accusations about how she keeps dried powders made from herbs and roots close to her body for protection and does “cutting and voodoo rituals.”

[From Star via Jezebel]

First, Lenny Kravitz has been with a lot of women, hasn’t he? He even dated Nicole Kidman, allegedly. It’s not really scandalous because he’s done everybody. Secondly, Ethan? Really? I remember those rumors – back in 2003, Angelina was working with Ethan and Olivier Martinez on Taking Lives. There were rumors about Angelina with both Olivier (who was with Kylie Minogue at the time) and Ethan (who was about to separate from Uma Thurman). I remember I only believed the Olivier rumors, and that Ethan left Uma and began shacking up with some young waitress. Could Angelina be the secret reason Ethan and Uma split up? Eh. You decide.

Ooh, I just remembered, Kiefer Sutherland was in Taking Lives too! He would be a good theoretical match with Angelina as well.

Additional PR photos from Taking Lives, via Google Images.

This story as being billed by Star Magazine as some kind male-homewrecking story, but it’s not really. It seems Oscar-winner Adrien Brody recently split with his girlfriend of two years, Elsa Pataky. Adrien really wanted to marry Elsa, but Elsa was all “Thanks, but no thanks.” Elsa didn’t really want to be in a committed relationship, and she didn’t want to be settled down, which is always one of the biggest breakup cliches. Next she probably told Adrien, “It’s not you, it’s me.” Then she told him she just needs to go and work on herself, and she’s always thought of Adrien as more of a “friend”. To finish the job, she probably told him “there are still things I need to do, things I need to see.”

Cut to Elsa with her tongue down Olivier Martinez’s throat. Apparently, Elsa has no problems being settled down, as long as she’s settling under a skeezy-yet-attractive, ratty-sexy Frenchman. Elsa must have waited a full two days before flying off to Paris to get into Olivier’s pants. Not only are they getting it on, Star is reporting that Elsa and Olivier are house-hunting together. Poor Adrien:

Adrien Brody’s Oscar-winning status seems to be no match for Olivier Martinez’s Gallic charm! The Pianist star, 36, is brokenhearted that his girlfriend of two years, Elsa Pataky, is getting hot and heavy with the French stud, a source tells Star.

“Adrien thought Elsa was The One, but she wasn’t ready to settle down,” says the source.

“So he gave breathing room and thought she’d return to him.”

Instead, Snakes on a Plane’s Elsa, 32, was swept off her feet by Kylie Minogue’s ex Olivier, 43. The two got close at a Paris cafe on May 5 and went apartment hunting the next day.

“Why wouldn’t she fall for Olivier? He’s gorgeous, fun and charming,” says the source. But there’s a word of warning for Elsa – and a ray of hope for Adrien, perhaps: “Olivier also definitely likes playing the field!”

[From Star Magazine, print edition, May 25, 2009]

A lot of people think Olivier is a total douchebag, which is probably true. But I still think the guy’s probably a lot of fun if you’re just looking for something short and sweet. There’s something about his face that says “I’m going to try to have sex with your friends… and your mother.” So, yes, not serious relationship material, and definitely not moving-in-together material. I give it two months before Elsa runs back to Adrien, crying about how Olivier slept with her mother.

Elsa Pataky and Adrien Brody are shown on 11/24/09. Olivier Martinez is shown below on 11/6/08. Credit: WENN.com.