Kim Porter, the mother two three of P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Puffy/Sean children and on/of girlfriend of ten years moved out of their New York apartment two weeks ago, and it turns out (not surprisingly) she’s entitled to a ton of money, even though the two were never married. Page Six is reporting that Porter could easily net $1.2 million in child support payments.

Combs agreed to pay one of his baby mamas, Misa Hylton-Brim, $30,000 a month in child support for their son, Justin. But Porter, who stuck with the hip-hop impresario/lothario on and off for 10 years, has three children with him: Christian, 10, and 7-month-old twins D’Lila Star and Jesse James.

“’With Misa Hylton-Brim receiving approximately $30,000 a month, there is no reason that Ms. Porter shouldn’t be able to get close to $100,000 or more per month in child support,’ celebrity divorce lawyer Raoul Felder told Page Six. ‘That amount accounts for Porter having three children with Combs and inflation in the years since Misa received the ruling in her case.’”

[From Page Six]

Porter was apparently pretty pissed about Diddy’s cheating ways. Not that it’s any surprise, he’s been a man-ho for years. Apparently he was out partying with Sienna Miller just a few days after Porter gave birth to their twin girls seven months ago. That would make me leave someone right then and there. But they’ve been breaking up and getting back together for ten years. Since Kim’s departure, Diddy’s been out partying. A lot.

He was seen out late Wednesday night celebrating DJ Cassidy’s birthday party at Tenjune.

According to our spies, he arrived at ‘around 1 a.m. and went straight to the VIP room where he hung out with Kanye West, Jermaine Dupri, Russell Simmons and Andre Harrell.’ Combs was also spotted last weekend at Star Room in the Hamptons, where he was ‘canoodling with a brunette in a cabana with three bodyguards blocking him from fans and paparazzi.’”

[From Page Six]

I hope they stay broken up for good. I can’t help but think Diddy’s probably not the greatest influence on a kid. Remember that whole nightclub shooting debacle when he was dating Jennifer Lopez? I don’t know a thing about Kim Porter, but if she had the sense to leave Diddy, she’s smart enough. Let’s hope he stops having kids and starts… doing all the millions of other things Diddy does. If nothing else, he’s quite the entrepreneur.

Despite being seen canoodling with each other as recently as July 1st, Sienna Miller says she and P Diddy are not an item.
Zee News reports Miller saying, “’I am in love with someone but not Puff Daddy. He`s just a good friend. Anyway he has a beautiful girlfriend,’”

I call BS on that. Diddy’s “beautiful girlfriend” Kim Porter moved out of their home last Thursday, as reported here on Celebitchy. This article came out today, so there are already some untruths coming out of Sienna Miller’s mouth. And I call BS on the “beautiful” part of that comment too, but that’s another story.

Miller claims that she’s in love with someone, but it isn’t Diddy, and she isn’t saying who it is. I didn’t give much credence to this rumor when it first surfaced a few months ago. I can’t put my finger on it, but somehow they just don’t make sense together. However this is pretty clear to me:

“Diddy was seen flirting with the ‘Factory Girl’ star in a cozy corner of the Central London club at a post-Concert For Diana party on July 1. The two surrounded themselves with bouncers for privacy and cuddled up in the corner, too immersed in each other to notice anything else going on around them.

But when they noticed fellow clubbers staring at them, the pair moved to a more secluded section of the club. However Diddy has insisted that his warm chat with Miller at the party following his Wembley performance was above suspicion. “Yeah, we all hang out together but there`s no more to it than that,” Diddy said.”

[From Zee News]

I always cuddle in the corner with good friends, all the while making bouncers surround me so no one can see what we’re up to. And it pisses me off when my significant other considers that evidence of cheating. It really is presumptuous. So within four days of this post-concert cuddling, Diddy’s girlfriend moved out. Coincidence, no? Not that I could live with that ego, so I could understand either way. Porter and Diddy have been on and off for 10 years. They have three children together, separated by a few Diddy had at random intervals in between. So while it was a long-term relationship, it doesn’t sound like it was rock solid. If Sienna Miller can break you up, you probably shouldn’t be in the relationship anyway.

Penelope Cruz must be hard up if she’s resorted to hanging out with Diddy, who was recently dumped by his longterm girlfriend and the mother of three of his children, Kim Porter. Star Magazine reports that Diddy was trying to make the moves on Penelope Cruz while they were out at an event in LA on June 23rd. Pharrell tried to win her away without success, and Diddy ended up taking Penelope to Prince’s concert afterwards:

Diddy and Pharrell Williams fought like third-graders for Spanish spitfire Penelope Cruz’s attention at the Bombay Sapphire dinner on June 23 at Mr. Chow’s in L.A. When Pharrell spotted Diddy and Pen getting cuddly, he rushed over - and she wound up wedged in the middle! But Diddy did win in the end. After dinner, he escorted the blazing beauty to Prince’s concert at the Roosevelt hotel.

[From Star Magazine print edition, July 16, 2007]

How much sake did Penelope Cruz have to drink before she made the wise decision to let Diddy take her somewhere? Maybe they were both headed there anyway and went as friends. Still, I would pick Pharrell over Diddy anyway. Maybe it’s his baby face, but he seems like a much nicer guy. Compared to Diddy, just about anyone is a nicer guy.

Meanwhile The National Enquirer reports that Penelope’s ex Josh Hartnett and model Helena Christiansen are more than friends. There was a story a short while ago that Helena was trying to set Josh up with her friend Rosario Dawson, but he nixed that idea in favor of dating Helena himself. She’s even said to be taking Josh to Copenhagen to meet her family:

At first Helena planned to fix Josh up with her close plan… Rosario Dawson…

“But before Helena could play matchmaker for Rosario, Josh made it clear that he wanted to date Helena,” said [a] friend.

Josh’s attorney denies that he’s romantically involved with Helena. But she’s already invited Josh to Copenhagen later this summer to meet her family, said the source.

[From The National Enquirer print edition, July 16, 2007]

I can see Josh and Helena lasting, but Penelope doesn’t seem like the type that can stick to a long term relationship. Maybe that’s why Diddy is so keen to get with her.

Thanks to PopSugar for the header image, which is from the Armani fashion show in February, 2006.

There was a Freaky Friday role switch at Jermaine Dupri’s Grammy Afterparty in Los Angeles. When rage queen and Olympic phone chucker Naomi Campbell showed up with talented ‘Hustle and Flow’ actor Terrence Howard on her arm – Sean “Puff Daddly” Combs lost his talentless s**t. He started barking insults at the glamorous couple. Hip Hop crunch reports:

an angry confrontation took place at … between Diddy and supermodel Naomi Campbell immediately following Clive Davis’ annual Grammy Afterparty.
“[Diddy] just started screaming at her when he saw her,” says the snitching source. “No one could believe it. He was screaming obscenities at her, and also screaming at Terrence Howard, who was with her.”
“Naomi played it totally cool,” the source goes on.

What brought on the Tourettes spasm from the dog-fur covered mogul? And what’s behind the astounding maintenance of Naomi’s cool? Has our angry little girl finally grown up? Or is the sight of Diddly Poof’s pebble-sized head, angrily grunting out insults, just too reminiscent of all his second-rate videos to elicit much reaction? Perhaps if he had an actual musical talent singing some original insults under his tirade he might have scored a hit.

Other sources dish that while D&N used to enjoy a flirtatious friendship, their relationship soured under the influence of Kim Porter:
Kim Porter hates her,” the source continues. “There was also an issue that Diddy had wanted her to be the face of Sean John’s women’s line - but didn’t want to pay her.”

Well you have to love fertile Kim Porter’s capacity to destroy other females who get near her gravy train. She even waited out the J-Lo years and famously referred to her as “Jennifer Who? You mean his little Puerto Rican girlfriend?” Back in the days when J-Lo bestrode the globe like a Colussus, a gluteus colossus at that, she was still too small to be even noticed by Miss PorterHouse Steak.

Seems Diff Poodly needs to borrow a page from the icy cool of either Naomi or Kim … of you don’t pay these ladies …they can’t even hear what you say, little man, little Doof Piddly man.

Picture note by Celebitchy: Pictures of Naomi Campbell at the Elle style awards from SuperiorPics.

Night time ain’t the right time for T.R. Knight. That poor little pudgy faced boy just cannot catch a break these days. Wannabee alpha males seem to thrive on the Knightly smack down. That was the oft told Knight’s tale once again – this time at the Rolling Stone/J-Timber pre-Grammy party. Yet even in this self-same party, open to Cocoon and Mickey Mouse club fans alike, Piddly Duffs could not go along to getalong. Page Six had the details

A spy said, “Puffy was supposed to sit in the same VIP area that had four tables - two were for him and two were for the ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ cast. But he was very, very late, and there are a lot of ‘Grey’s’ castmembers, so T.R., Kate and Sara were at a table set up for Puffy.”

Combs’ bodyguard was a little heavy-handed.

“This guy goes up to T.R., Kate and Sara and started demanding - ‘Get out! Get out now! Move it!’ - T.R. was furious,” our spy who was in the same VIP section said.
The spy added that Combs and Knight exchanged words before the “Grey’s” cast were led away to another table.

And as we all know … exchanging words for the Grey’s Anatomy cast is half a step away from a throwdown and rehab. Chandra Wilson will beat you down with her SAG awards for a split infinitive. Katherine Heigl used to be an alien on Roswell so Duff Piddly and Co. need to watch out — she can phaser beam the heavy hands right off any bodyguards that try to mess with her buddy T.R. Another side of the controversial story was conveyed by:

a pal of Combs’ [who] said, “Listen, if they were moved, it wasn’t because Puffy told [his bodyguard to move them]. He wasn’t aware of what was going on - he had a great time and didn’t realize anyone was upset.”

This version in suspect insofar as Puffy has to date no recorded pals, a deficit of friends, but an embarrassing wealth of lackeys, yes-men and umbrella holders. The record does, however, show that he is extremely capable of being unaware of what’s going on while silmutaeously having a great time, looking like an asthmatic mole in designer shades, not realizing anyone is upset and providing actual proof J-Lo can make a good decision.

It’s the kind of effortless multi-tasking that’s made him the Puff Daddy we all P Diddy-serve.

pics via poster.net and imdb

TMZ reports that Diddy was seen dropping Sienna Miller off at her New York City hotel Monday morning, and it could mean they were doing more than partying all night. Diddy and Sienna were spotted getting cozy at a Sundance party a couple of weeks ago. Either they’re just friends or Diddy is getting busy with the British actress known more for getting cheated on by Jude Law and acting like a diva than for her forgettable work on screen.

Given that Diddy’s bodyguard is said to have tried to convince the photographer to get rid of the incriminating pictures, he does seem to be guilty about something:

Diddy, father of newborn twins, was spotted dropping off Miller at her NYC hotel this morning after a rumored night of partying together in the city. Diddy had a trapped rat look when he noticed cameras watching from across the street — and we’re told a bodyguard was sent over to the photographer to try and get him to delete the footage.

Combs and Miller were rumored to have gotten cozy at TAO nightclub during Sundance as well. Maybe Sienna’s working on a second career as a rapper.

You can watch the video here. It’s possible Diddy is just dropping Miller off, and there are a couple of people with them, which makes it seem a little less sneaky.

Diddy just had twin girls over a month ago with his longterm partner, Kim Porter. Porter is rumored to know that Diddy cheats on her regularly, and is semi-ok with it as long as he keeps a low profile. With Sienna Miller, that’s going to be difficult.

Sienna recently made boring headlines with the news that she sent an assistant to fetch her a bunch of swag at Sundance, and demanded that a gifting suite be closed 30 minutes early so that her girl could raid it in privacy.

Everyone was up in arms over the fact that Diddy’s coat line was marketed as imitation rabbit fur, but has a label claiming it’s “real raccoon.” What’s even worse is that the coats were made with raccoon dog hair.

Diddy did exactly the right thing and apologized, said he didn’t know about it, and pulled the coats from the stores. He also vowed never to use fur in his clothing line again. That’s not a real titilating story, I know, but since I was ripping on him initially I should print his apology:

Rap mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs has issued an apology to animal rights activists over the use of real fur in his Sean John clothing range — insisting he didn’t realize it was genuine animal skin.

The star came under fire from the Humane Society Of The United States earlier this month after it was discovered the hood lining of a “faux fur” Sean John jacket was made from the skin of raccoon dogs.

But Combs has apologized to HSUS and has vowed never to use real fur again, insisting department store Macy’s remove the offending garment from sale.

He says, “I was unaware of the nature of this material, but as soon as we were alerted, the garments were pulled off the Macy’s floor and Web site.

“I have instructed our licensee to cease the production of any garment using this material immediately.”

Diddy and his longterm partner, Kim Porter, had twin girls on December 21. Christina Aguilera is said to have sent them a gift basket worth thousands with plenty of stuff their kids surely don’t need.

Britney Spears was just named the worst celebrity dog owner of 2006 after she abandoned her accessory chihuahuas after she had children. Considering that the world has yet to get a glimpse of her newest child, neglecting her pets seems to be the least of Britney’s worries. Paris Hilton came in a close second to Britney for similarly using animals as props.

Being a dimbat dog owner is much less damning than wearing fur, which kind of shows that you advocate killing animals needlessly. Using fur in a celebrity clothing line takes that arrogance one step further.

Now comes news that Puffy might be in hot water for using - get this - dog hair in his coat line. Best Week Ever reports that The Humane Society warns people that the “real raccoon” in Sean Jean winter coats might be made from raccoon dogs!

if you happen to be the proud owner of a Sean John puffy coat with “fur” trim, there’s a slight chance that fur is actually made from the skin of a dog. Or so says the Humane Society of the United States, who is claiming that Macy’s is selling the coats under the guise that it’s “imitation rabbit fur”, when the label inside the coat claims it to be “real raccoon” — and not the adorable rabid raccoons that scour your trash for last night’s dinner, but raccoon dogs… DOG FUR COATS!

So is Puff Daddy, who claims to be the designer behind Sean Jean, the Cruella Deville of the new century? The jury is still out, test results are not back yet, and we won’t know for sure for a few days. So we’re going to ask you, the readers, what you think. Go to the coat closet, reach your hand in, close your eyes, and feel that fur trim on the hood of your Sean John jacket… does it remind you a little bit of Sparky, your childhood Yorkie who went to “live on a farm” when you were 11? Because we smell a big controversy here, and it’s got wet dog stink smeared all over it.

I love how they tell you to feel the “fur,” because that gave me a little chill of disgust. I try not to sneer at old ladies in fur coats, but it’s hard not to judge.

If Puffy’s line is using actual dog hair, look for an “I didn’t know about it” statement soon. We’ll have to wait and see what those test results show.

Jennifer Lopez also uses real fur in her clothing line. Ashley Olsen, Madonna, and Beyonce have been spotted out in fur coats recently, which Nicole Richie topped PETAs worst-dressed list.

Diddy made all-girl group Danity Kane famous in “Making the Band.” Now they’re rumored to be on the verge of breaking up over allegations that Diddy is more than just a mentor to gorgeous member Aubrey:

Diddy is known for his carousing, so this wouldn’t be surprising. If it’s true, though, that’s so cold of him to cheat on his girlfriend when she’s pregnant! Could this be the end of Danity Kane? Maybe Diddy should rebrand himself “Diddle” in the UK (note: commentor Dupababy came up with this) because he’s always diddling with the ladies.

Diddy, the “richest person in hip-hop,” has changed his name several times in an effort to rebrand himself and clean up mistakes from his past name changes.

In August, 2005 he changed his name to just “Diddy,” but he was born Sean John Combs and puts out a clothing line under the “Sean Jean” name. He previously called himself Puff Daddy, P. Diddy and Puffy, and may have had to get rid of his “Puffy” moniker after having legal issues with the Japanese band “Puffy AmiYumi.”

Now Diddy has been ordered to change his name again, because it conflicts with a British music producer who also goes by Diddy. He also has to pay damages to the guy:

Why doesn’t he just go by Sean Jean? That would be a lot easier, and people won’t have to remember what name to call him this month. More money, more name changes, more problems.