I know I’m going to shock you, but here it is: Paris Hilton is an idiot. She’s a bigot, she’s a moron, she’s vapid, she’s nasty, and she’s powerfully ignorant. SHOCK. All of that would have been shocking if you or anyone else still gave a crap about Paris Hilton in any way, shape or form, but no one really cares, so meh. Anyway, Paris’s latest thing is an audio recording that Radar got their hands on – you can hear the recording here, at Radar (NSFW warning on the language used). The gist is that Paris and a gay friend were recorded by a taxi driver as they discussed Grindr and sex, etc.

Paris Hilton has been caught on tape making homophobic and derogatory statements about gay men who have random sex with strangers even stating “most of them probably have AIDS.” RadarOnline.com has obtained the bombshell exclusive audio, which you can listen to below.

When RadarOnline.com reached out to Paris about the explosive audiotape and spokesperson for Hilton said:

“Paris Hilton’s comments were to express that it is dangerous for anyone to have unprotected sex that could lead to a life threatening disease. The conversation became heated, after a close gayfriend told her in a cab ride, a story about a gay man who has AIDS and is knowingly having unprotected sex. He also discussed a website that encourages random sex by gay men with strangers. As she was being shown the website her comments were in reference to those people promoting themselves on the site. The cab driver who recorded this, only provided a portion of the conversation. It was not her intent to make any derogatory comments about all gays. Paris Hilton is a huge supporter of the gay community and would never purposefully make any negative statements about anyone’s sexual orientation.”

On the audio Paris says at one point, “Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.”

The heiress was in Manhattan for New York Fashion Week and in the early morning hours of Friday, September 7, Paris remarks were caught on tape by a cab driver, when her pal, who is an openly gay male model, is heard in the audio clip describing Grindr, an app that gay men use to locate other gay men for hookups.

The male friend says: “Say I log into Grindr, someone that’s on Grindr can be in that building and it tells you all the locations of where they are and you can be like, ‘Yo, you wanna f**k?’ and he might be on like, the sixth floor,” the pal says.

“Ewww. Eww. To get f**ked? Gay guys are the horniest people in the world,” Paris is heard saying in the exclusive audio in response. “They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.”

The driver who recorded the conversation told Radar: “I couldn’t believe what was coming out of Paris’ mouth and the way she was talking about gay men.”

Nearly halfway into the 50-second clip, Paris is heard saying she’d be afraid to be a gay man and again throws the AIDS card into the mix.

“I would be so scared if I were a gay guy,” Paris says. “You’ll like, die of AIDS.”

[From Radar]

I’m not going to pretend that “gay men (and heterosexuals) with AIDS who knowingly have unprotected sex” doesn’t exist. It’s not widespread, it’s not universal, but it is an awful problem, and those people are hurting themselves and everyone around them, plus they’re giving extra fodder to the ignorant a—holes who want to villainize gay people in general. As for Paris’s comments… she’s vocalizing a stereotype that the gay community and the HIV-positive community have worked very hard to diminish. This is what people sounded like in the 1980s, when AIDS was called “a gay plague” and millions died because of apathy, homophobia and ignorance.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Here is Paris Hilton’s cover for the January issue of Vanity Fair Spain. I don’t get it either. Why Paris? Why VF Spain? Why this cover image which looks like a turd wrapped in beige and dipped in imitation gold? Not that I feel like Paris deserves some incredible magazine styling, but even I could have done something better than this. The makeup is terrible, her hair looks like a stiff wig, and the color scheme is awful. And her dog is all “JESUS CHRIST I can’t believe this bitch is holding me.”

There’s a behind-the scenes video too. Blah.

Paris is just so thrilled that somebody is paying attention to her. It makes me kind of sad for her, and nostalgic for a different era in gossip. Paris’s time is over, and what has replaced her? The Kardashians, Teen Moms, Bachelorettes, the Gosselins and random people just famous for who they boned. Are we better off, post-Paris?

Here are some photos of Paris in Aspen, Colorado yesterday. No, I don’t get the outfit either. But much like those photos of Mariah Carey, I kind of have to give Paris credit for being covered up in bulky clothing. The coat is absolutely hideous, and I want to rip that little pink cap off her head, though.

Photos courtesy of VF Spain and Fame.

For the second time in a month, Paris Hilton was mentioned in the same sentence as “arrested” and “drugs”. The first time was in South Africa a few weeks ago, when (maybe) a member of her entourage was smoking weed in public, and (maybe) took the fall for Paris. This weekend’s situation was on Friday night, in Corsica. Paris Hilton arrived on a private jet and when police checked out her handbag, they found a gram of cannabis. But wait! This story gets strange:

AJACCIO, France — American socialite Paris Hilton was briefly held by police on the French island of Corsica after being caught with cannabis in her handbag, according to police sources.

Hilton was detained after arriving at the airport in Figari on a private jet from Paris on Friday. Police found less than a gram of cannabis in her handbag, and released her soon afterwards without charge.

According to Corse-Matin newspaper, Hilton was travelling on the private jet with “people close to power in Malaysia”, and was due to travel by yacht to the luxury resort of Porto Cervo in Sardinia, Italy.

The incident is the American’s second brush with the law this month. The 29-year-old was arrested during the World Cup in South Africa after a friend she was with took a joint to the Brazil-Netherlands quarter-final match in Port Elizabeth.

A darling of the tabloids, Hilton, the great-granddaughter of the Hilton hotel chain’s founder, shot to fame in 2003 when her boyfriend leaked a video of their sexual escapades on the Internet.

[From The AFP]

“People close to power in Malaysia”? Is Paris attempting some kind of… viral coup d’etat? In Corsica? I don’t get it. But anyway, Paris already tweeted her denial: “Just to put an end to these rumors. The stories saying I have been arrested are completely false! Am having the best vacation of my life! What an amazing summer! I feel so blessed and grateful for everything. I Love Life!!” Ugh. But she had more bullsh-t to say too:

[From Paris Hilton’s Twitter]

Blah. Whatever. Is Paris trying to “pull a Lindsay” and go back to jail for some attention? Or does she just think we’re as stupid as she is, and we’ll believe that having pot in her handbag somehow equals “totally innocent”? God, I wish Texas could get ahold of her. Can we find something for her to do in Texas? And then “someone” can call in a tip about her drugs, okay?

Paris in Paris, France on July 16, 2010. Credit: Fame.

We haven’t heard much about Paris Hilton lately and that may have as much to do with our waning interest in her as the related fact that she doesn’t have much to promote lately. There are always the handbags and cheap looking extensions she slaps her name on, but those have been around forever. Paris had a plan to maybe reignite the public’s interest in her with some kind of reality show featuring her on-again relationship with emasculated Doug Reinhardt. No one wanted to pick up the show, though, and it’s pretty much a no-go.

Heiress Paris Hilton’s idea of making a reality show on her personal life has found no takers among TV channel bosses.

The 29-year-old celeb had planned a new show that would cover her engagement and wedding to current boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

She offered the show idea to many channels, but none of them are keen on the idea, reported New York Post.

“She’s been on TV constantly since 2003, when The Simple Life debuted, and the public may be saturated with Paris,” said one source.

Hilton had starred alongwith socialite Nicole Richie in The Simple Life, in which they did manual, low-paying jobs such as cleaning rooms, doing farm work, serving meals in fast-food restaurants & working as camp counselors.

[From Movies.NDTV.com via SmakNews]

I’m not familiar with this source and this is possibly a fabricated story, but I could see it happening. Paris has sort-of denied that the show has been rejected, but admits she’s planning something. She wrote “I am in the early stages of developing a show but I have been so busy with travelling and my other projects that I haven’t had time to finalise the show’s concept – because it’s not ready to be pitched, none of the networks have even heard the idea yet.” Is that damage control or is it true?

Paris shot to fame with a sex tape and then “The Simple Life,” and maybe she thinks some kind of reality show will earn her more tabloid time. She did that “My New BFF” reality show for MTV and that seems to keep getting picked up for new seasons for some reason. (I thought it was long over, but according to Wikipedia it will be around for the fourth season this year.) People don’t care much about Paris and Doug, though, and unless they’re getting married or breaking up for the umpteenth time they’ll hardly warrant a blip in the glossies.

You just know that Paris wants to stage a huge Barbie-themed wedding and get her photo on the cover of People Magazine. They’d probably oblige her, considering that fools that Heidi Montag and Kate Gosselin are earning covers lately. So far, Doug has been smart enough not to make it legal with Paris and as far as I can tell they’re not engaged. He’s still with her, though, and I can imagine that she’s pressuring him to sh*t or get off the pot. Hopefully we won’t have to watch her do it.

Paris Hilton has hit the wall. The metaphorical wall, just to be clear. Although I know many of us got excited with the thought of Paris’s face being smashed into a wall. That mental image might even be one of my happy places, but I digress. So, a while back (like less than two months ago), Paris Hilton broke up with her boyfriend Doug “Budget Ryan Reynolds” Reinhardt. Doug was on The Hills, and he was weirdly orange, lame, dumb as a rock, and gross. In other words, he pretty much complimented Paris in every way. They could be vacant and gross together, especially when they got into those sexiest of places, a yacht bathroom. Anyhoodle, when they were first dating, Paris was all “we’re going to get married and have dumb orange babies together”, and then two second later, she was all “not so much, Budget!” CB even theorized that Doug got dumped via Paris’s spokesperson’s statement to People Magazine. But it doesn’t matter now, because they’re back together!

Less than two months after splitting, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

“They are definitely happy again,” a source close to the couple — who called it quits in June after four months of dating — tells Us.

A rep for Reinhardt has no comment. On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”

The day before that, he wrote: “Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl.”
Hilton, 28, declared she’d wed Reinhardt — who dated Lauren Conrad on The Hills — last April.

“He’s going to be my husband,” she told E! “We’re best friends. It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I’m really in love and really happy.”

[From US Weekly]

Meh. Gross. Whatever. They’ll have dumb orange babies together, or they won’t. I kind of think of it as win-win. Either they’ll reproduce and Paris will shut up about the whole thing, or they’ll break up a month from now and it will be entertaining.

In other Paris news, did you know she’s out their promoting this dumb “Paris, Not France” MTV documentary about her life? In the documentary, she “comes clean” about her sex tape. Except that she doesn’t really, she just blames the whole thing on Rick Solomon and tries to play the victim while claiming to be a “strong woman”. She said: “It was definitely very painful. When you trust someone and love someone – for them to do that to you, it’s really hard. It’s something that bothers me every day… it’s something I never discussed… I also think it’s a big learning lesson, because I think a lot of girls, when they’re in a relationship, they will love someone and trust them and maybe let them do that. I know that’s happened to a lot of people. And you never know what they could do with it. Obviously I was humiliated, embarrassed and in shock that it happened. It wasn’t my fault, it was something that someone did to me, so I’ve just learned to be a strong woman and nothing can hurt me at this point.” Uh… if Paris was so embarrassed, why did she use the “scandal” to catapult her “career”, starting with an appearance on Saturday Night Live the week the sex tape came out?

In one last piece of Paris news, her estranged manager Jason Moore is “shopping a book” about her. It’s going to be a tell-all about “the star-making machinery behind Paris’ rise.”
According to the NY Daily News, Moore is pitching the book about the business of molding “this blond piece of clay into a global icon” with added “behind-the-scenes drama.” The teaser NYDN has is ridiculous: “[She] spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo.” Oh my God! That’s something I never would have known – except it was one of the first things anyone has seen about her. Meh.

Paris Hilton is shown outside Kitson on 7/28/09 (Credit: WENN.com) and shopping with Nicky on 7/29/09. (credit: Fame Pictures). She’s shown in the header with Doug on 6/8/09. Credit: WENN.com

In a 2003 interview, Debbie Rowe explained that Michael Jackson’s middle child, Paris, was named after her place of conception. She didn’t specify how Paris was conceived, although Michael claimed that both Paris and Prince Michael II were conceived naturally with Debbie. (Here’s the video with those interviews, quote from Michael is at 5:20, Debbie’s is at 8:48)

Paris Hilton, who thinks the world revolves around her, also believes that Paris Jackson should be thanking her for the fact that she’s named after a skanky punchline. She told reporters that Michael Jackson asked her mom’s permission if he could use the name Paris for his daughter, which she of course magnanimously granted:

“Extra” caught up with Paris Hilton at the screening of her documentary “Paris, Not France” in Los Angeles, where the heiress opened up to “Extra” about her family’s relationship with Michael Jackson — and revealed that Michael’s only daughter was named after her!

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13,” Paris explains. “So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

Paris’ documentary, “Paris, Not France,” airs on MTV July 28.

[From ExtraTV.com]

Oh Paris, are you going to take little Paris under your wing and teach her how to apply makeup, take Adderall to achieve that perfectly starved look, and show up for every event in a different, Barbie-inspired outfit? You need a new best friend after unceremoniously dumping that other one, along with your boyfriend what’s-his-face. Paris Jackson is so hot right now after her tearful speech at her dad’s funeral. I don’t blame you for wanting to latch on to that. You’ll never have that kind of potential again.

Paris Hilton is shown at the premiere of her documentary “Paris, Not France” in West Hollywood on 7/22/09. Credit: The Media Circuit/Fame Pictures and WENN.com

I would gloat a little that I called this several weeks ago, but that’s like bragging that you predicted winter in Vermont would be cold. Paris Hilton, 28, and reality star Doug Reinhart, 23, have broken up. Paris’ rep confirmed the news to People:

It’s over for Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt of The Hills, PEOPLE has confirmed.

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says.

Hilton, 28, and Reinhardt, 24, had been together for six months. Reinhardt’s rep had no immediate comment.

[From People]

In early April, when the blush of lust was strong, Paris told E! that Doug was “going to be my husband,” and Doug reciprocated in his way, separately claiming “I’d love to have some mini Parises one day.”

Paris’ MO doesn’t change much, because she had similar sentiments about Benji Madden when they were dating, and told David Letterman last May “I know I want to be with [Benji] forever.” She then turned around and dumped the guy when he got too serious about her.

In this case Paris may have coldly used her PR person to do the deed for her. E! Online asked Doug yesterday how things were going with Paris and he said “That’s not true [that we broke up], everything is OK between us.” This came after a fight Doug and Paris had at her place on Tuesday night.

Do you think Paris and Doug got into an argument, and then Paris had her PR person call People and tell them it was over? The statement begins awkwardly and I’ve never hear a rep word something like this before: “In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt…” seems way too calculated. They usually just say something like “I can confirm that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are no longer together.” Guess Doug got the memo now. Paris’ future boyfriends should spend a few hours Googling her before they jump in head first. It’s not like she picks guys that are intelligent or industrious enough to bother, though. Those types are smart enough to ignore her.

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are shown out on 6/8/09. Credit: WENN.com

Paris Hilton posted photos on her Twitter account over the weekend showing off the dog-size multi-level home she has for her 17 chihuahuas and one Pomeranian, which she hasn’t always been able to keep track of. Paris used to have a gated area in the bedroom at her old home for her dogs, but they now apparently rate their own mini-mansion complete with chandeliers, air conditioning, a small wardrobe, and staircase and several beds. Paris tweeted the cell phone pictures along with some pictures of her cute dogs, who have names like “Dolce,” “Marilyn Monroe,” “Harajuku Bitch,” and “Prince Baby Bear.” In case you’re wondering about the scale of the house, here’s a photo with one of the dogs inside. And here’s a picture of Paris holding the “Chewy Vuitton” bed shown in this photo inside the house.

Just look at those sweet lil faces, they deserve to be treated like my lil Prince and Princesses I Love my babies!!!!
about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry

I Love and treat my puppies as if they were my own children. I have to admit, I may have spoiled them a little too much. But how can I not?
about 11 hours ago from TwitterBerry

http://twitpic.com/6vtag – Their Chewy Vuitoon bed Huge
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http://twitpic.com/6vsys – Marilyn Monroe chillin her pad
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http://twitpic.com/6vsvv – Their Wardrobe Closet
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http://twitpic.com/6vspq – Inside the puppy house, a beautiful staircase and even an air conditoner/heater
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http://twitpic.com/6vq0e – Marilyn Monroe, Dolce & Harajuku Bitch
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http://twitpic.com/6voi9 – Prince Baby Bear
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http://twitpic.com/6vo72 – Where my puppies lil [sic] in their Mini Doggie Mansion
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http://twitpic.com/6vo5l – My Doggies House
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[From Paris Hilton's Twitter]

I keep reminding myself there’s no reason to be jealous of Paris’ pampered dogs in their mini mansion. After all, they have to have Paris as their owner. The dog’s home is quite close to Paris’ own decorating style. Hello! Magazine published photos in 2006 of the interior of her last home in the Hollywood Hills and she had chandeliers in her closet, above her bed and of course in the dining room. At that time she was sleeping in a bed worth $20,000.

Paris also tweeted a picture of her pool area, which includes an Eames La Chaise chair which retails for $9,475.00. Now that, I’m jealous of.

All photos from Paris Hilton’s Twitter

How does Paris Hilton have the nerve, the audacity, the obliviousness to call anything “lame and fake”? Because those are the words that will be on her tombstone. So what was so lame that Paris had to speak out? It was totally The Hills, the show her boyfriend (Doug “Budget Ryan Reynolds” Reinhardt) is on. So Paris is dissing her boyfriend’s show? As if, Sparkles. According to Paris, “He doesn’t even want to be a part of it.” I must have missed the part where someone held a gun to Doug’s head and forced him to sign a contract. But you know our Paris, she couldn’t just declare something totes lamers without making some kind of statement that made her seem like an enigma wrapped in a contradiction, accessorized by a Be-Dazzler. Even though Paris claims to have “never seen the show in my life”, she still says the show portrayed Budget Ryan “in a way he’s not.” Paris is so deep, she just gave me a headache.

Paris Hilton says her beau Doug Reinhardt won’t be appearing on MTV’s The Hills again.

“The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn’t even want to be a part of it,” Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC.

Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad’s back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt.

But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt “in a way he’s not.”

“They make up relationships when they’re not there, and he just thinks it’s lame,” she said. “I’ve never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it’s about. But he just thought it was cheesy.”

Reinhardt’s reality days aren’t entirely over. He will appear on the second season of Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, which debuts June 2 on MTV.

“It was great,” she told Us. “He was always on set every single day, giving fun ideas. With him there, he always gave the most amazing ideas. They actually hired him as a producer to be on BFF Dubai [Hilton filmed a version of her American reality show there]. They loved his ideas so much.”

[From US Weekly]

Jesus Christ, what State Department moron let Paris Hilton enter Dubai? Dubai is one of America’s strongest allies in the Middle East, and we should never, ever let them see or hear about Paris Hilton. She’s the kind of person who ruins our image abroad, and she’s maybe the worst example of American womanhood that we could ever send to another country. Totes lamers.

Paris and Doug are shown at the FiFi fragrance awards on 5/27/09. Credit: RAM/Fame Pictures

Paris Hilton has sparked engagement rumors yet again by showing up in Cannes with an enormous ring on her left ring finger. She pulled a similar stunt while dating Benji Madden and was often seen wearing a big ring with his initials on it, which could have also been interpreted as a jeweled reminder to take her Metamucil.

Despite rumors that he proposed, Paris is probably not engaged to her boyfriend of all of three months, reality star Doug Reinhardt. That doesn’t mean she can’t pretend with another giant bauble that may or may not be new.

Cops were called last week when Paris and Doug got into a very loud screaming match, angering their already annoyed neighbors. It turns out that someone played a cruel prank on Paris and claimed to have found her beloved chihuahua Tinkerbell dead in the street. Paris was supposedly screaming about Tinkerbell’s demise and wasn’t in a lover’s spat with Doug. Tinkerbell turned out to be fine. Whatever the reasons for Paris’ latest outburst, Doug’s neighbors aren’t happy with all the noise and paparazzi that come along with these two like flies on manure. One guy offered Doug’s landlord an additional $5,000 a month over the $22,000 rent Doug is paying, if he would evict Doug and Paris.

Paris is in Cannes with an actual film to promote – the documentary about her called Paris, Not France. Yesterday The Sun reported that Paris complains in the film that she could have been like Princess Diana if only that pesky sex tape hadn’t come out. That’s not exactly what she said. In the trailer for the movie, Paris complains in separate sections about the sex tape, and about not being able to be like Princess Diana for some other reason, most likely because she’s a complete twit. There’s some point made in the film about how she’s created this public persona that’s different from whatever depth and intelligence she secretly possesses, although that’s hard to believe. Paris, Not France will most likely air on MTV this summer.

Header photos and photo of Paris and Doug on the boat credit: Bauergriffinonline. Other photos credit: WENN.com