Nicky Hilton’s boyfriend, “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly, smacked Brandon Davis after he insulted him at one of Paris’ parties. When Davis freaked out after getting slapped, Connolly punched him twice in the face to get him to shut up.

The Post goes on to say that Lohan and her gang crashed the party too, but not much must have transpired or they would have given more details.

Davis is crying out for some kind of intervention. He was reportedly staying at Paris’ place after his folks cut him off, and some recent candids of him cozying up to her make it seem like they’re friends with benefits. Connolly must be annoyed that he’s hanging out with his girl too. Usually I don’t condone violence, but Davis had it coming.

Here are Brandon, Paris and Nicky outside of Barneys on 9/2. [via] Tell me that Paris and Brandon look like they’re just friends.

Lindsay Lohan made the moves on at least two of Paris’ tainted exes. In mid-may she was said to be sleeping with Paris Latsis, who got back with Paris Hilton afterwards and then wisely broke up with her again. Then a month later Paris and Lindsay had a screaming match at a club, with Paris yelling at Lindsay for sleeping with Stavros Niarchos, saying “I can’t believe you and Stavros! You are ridiculous!”

Now Paris is said to have openly flirted with Lindsay’s long-term (by her standards) lover, Harry Morton. Star Magazine suggests that they left a club “within moments” of each other afterwards, but if they met somewhere at a hotel you know it would have been reported. It sounds like Paris is just trying for payback.

Although flirting with someone else’s boyfriend seems like junior high school antics, Paris did hack into Lindsay’s cellphone just a short while ago, showing that she’s capable of high school level revenge. Paris actually never graduated from high school, and had to settle for a GED.

Here is Paris at the Max Azaria fashion show with Nicky on 9/16, and Lindsay out in Santa Monica with her new wrist cast on 9/17.

Pictures from Linds-Lo.com and Parisfan.org

Oh Paris! Here’s a recap of the latest news about her thrilling DUI arrest.

Infamous British grafitti artist Banksy, known for sneaking his works of art into galleries like the MOMA, Metropolitan Museum, Tate and Museum of Natural History, has struck out at Paris Hilton by releasing 500 hilariously doctored versions of her debut CD, “Paris.”

That’s hysterical and I can’t wait until photos and tracks from the doctored CD are online.

What the article fails to mention is that Banksy may have a more personal reason to mock Paris. One of his biggest art sales, that of Queen Victoria wearing garters while sitting on a woman’s face, was to Christina Aguilera for over $40,000. While Paris’ debut CD is hardly a threat to Aguilera, with Paris’ CD selling a measly 75,000 copies in the US compared to Aguilera’s 320,000, their albums were released at about the same time. Aguilera’s “Back to Basics” came out on 8/15/06, while “Paris” was released on 8/22.

Once pictures of these CDs come out, I’ll post ‘em here. In the mean time, here are pictures of Paris and Nicky at Pharrell Williams’ pre-VMA party. [via]

Update: pictures of the doctored CD. From Sharl’s Flickr via Oh No They Didn’t.